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.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 02:01 AM
Not myself, not all women do it, I don't well at least I don't think I ever have but I seen it in a 3sum.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 04:44 AM
*everyone looks at lisa for .00001111000 milliosecnds then goes back to normal life*

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 05:59 AM
Nobody looks at you in spite of your whole string of topics begging for attention.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:02 AM
sure

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:05 AM
Views and replies don't lie.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:07 AM
sure

cagordon
07-31-2014, 06:09 AM
Well she jumped from ranting about beta males, now she's finally caught onto the 0reply gimmick. well done, lisa. how are we ever gonna get thru this stevey???

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:11 AM
So I've seen it but never done it that I know of. But I was watching some documentary about old women masturbating and apparently what you need to do is get all clitorally stimulated first, this fills some part in your vagina full of female ejaculating fluid... THEN to make it all squirt out once you've had a couple of clitoral orgasms you have a vaginal one and insert a penis or dildo into your vagina and that is meant to push pressure on where all your female ejaculate is and it squirts out. That is too complicated to even try so I think you either are a squirter or not.

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:11 AM
Well she jumped from ranting about beta males, now she's finally caught onto the 0reply gimmick. well done, lisa. how are we ever gonna get thru this stevey???

What are you even talking about you dumb fuck?

cagordon
07-31-2014, 06:11 AM
I don't know why lisa is bragging about girls pissing in her face.

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:14 AM
Wasn't piss and wasn't in my face. Was having a 3sum and they asked me if I had ever seen female ejaculation and I said I hadn't and they asked if I wanted to see it and I said yes and then the guy just rubbed her pussy until she squirted.

It's matter of fact.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:17 AM
I don't know why lisa is bragging about girls pissing in her face.

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:18 AM
Not everything is bragging. I'm not cag.

Just a fact of life your virgin ass will never discover.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:21 AM
stop bragging

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:30 AM
I guess the fact that some people have had sex before must seem like bragging to you.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:31 AM
I feel bad for the people who mistakingly took you for someone who isn't you

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:31 AM
too bad you'll never have sex with anyone ever

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:33 AM
too bad I'll never live in my own filth then kindly spread it round outside for everyone

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:35 AM
Your own filth is all over your greasy face. You still live with your mum. I live in my own place and it's cleaner than you. Plus I've had sex before.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:35 AM
just had sex time to play random yard sale *throws everything I own out my window because I'm so cool I get laid *

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:35 AM
lol your house and your body, clean, wow, yup, yes, yes you are completely insane

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:36 AM
that's it I gotta go you saying you're clean is the most insane shit you're gonna say today

cagordon
07-31-2014, 06:36 AM
She smokes in the house too. cigarettes.

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:36 AM
You've done nothing with your life and you've never had sex and never will, ever.

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:37 AM
that's it I gotta go you saying you're clean is the most insane shit you're gonna say today

I am very clean unlike you.

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:37 AM
She smokes in the house too. cigarettes.
I do whatever I want in the house because I don't live in a share house with teenagers.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:37 AM
She smokes in the house too. cigarettes.
it's not that it's the fact she doesn't even have a vacuum in her life meanwhile you can see the one I keep IN MY ROOM

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:38 AM
I smoke but I clean, lisa smokes then smears her shit on the walls lol

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:38 AM
I have inflatable baths in the lounge room in front of the TV while smoking joints. Bet you can't even do that.

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:39 AM
I smoke but I clean, lisa smokes then smears her shit on the walls lol

Um nope.

Can guarantee am cleaner than your skank ass.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:40 AM
you are so mad you're not even speaking english any more lol it's because you can smell yourself and can't trip yourself out of reality for this one!

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:42 AM
you are so mad you're not even speaking english any more lol it's because you can smell yourself and can't trip yourself out of reality for this one!

Projecting.

Doesn't even make sense.

No-one will ever have sex with you.

cagordon
07-31-2014, 06:44 AM
If Lisa could just learn to face the facts, maybe I could be her friend.

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:45 AM
Oh I'm not really looking for a retarded, desperate for attention skanky psycho for a friend thanks. I'm pretty strict on what qualifications someone needs to be my friend.

cagordon
07-31-2014, 06:46 AM
You know who would be a good boyfriend for Lisa? fucking elz, stevey, elz. he is the man for lisa.

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:47 AM
*YAWN*

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:48 AM
seriously elz and lisa get married with cody and monde as best women

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:49 AM
It's funny you keep talking about people that are better liked than you and not as big a boring losers desperate for attention as you.

cagordon
07-31-2014, 06:50 AM
seriously elz and lisa get married with cody and monde as best women

Well I remember Lisa was trying to cyber with elz for the longest time. they probably already did.

cagordon
07-31-2014, 06:51 AM
both are sexual deviants that need to be locked up

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:51 AM
lisa's slow talking and elz's deafness cancel each other out because there's no point in hearing lisa she still hasn't finished her first word since being born

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:52 AM
Well I remember Lisa was trying to cyber with elz for the longest time. they probably already did.

Oh you remember that do you?

Because pretty sure that was you.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:52 AM
they cyber with flash cards

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:53 AM
lisa's slow talking and elz's deafness cancel each other out because there's no point in hearing lisa she still hasn't finished her first word since being born
I don't talk slow, I just don't drunkenly screech what I say.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:53 AM
no man you talk wicked slow lol have you heard yourself listen to yourself with a stop watch and time each word

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:53 AM
I'm having sex constantly with everyone in cag's headspace.

Tard much.

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 06:54 AM
no man you talk wicked slow lol have you heard yourself listen to yourself with a stop watch and time each word

Yeah nah I don't talk slow at all, I just don't annoying screech what I say.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 06:58 AM
stopwatch

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 07:02 AM
No sex.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 07:05 AM
I have as much sex as you finish words

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 07:10 AM
Well steveyos I talk like I type. And you still have never had sex and probably never will.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 07:19 AM
you would still be on your first post

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 07:20 AM
No this would be like my 200,000th post

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 07:21 AM
k cody

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 07:22 AM
More people like Cody than they like you. You know that right?

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 07:56 AM
k cody

cagordon
07-31-2014, 07:57 AM
they cyber with flash cards

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 08:09 AM
Maks

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 08:14 AM
k now lisa is ruinign threads logging out

cagordon
07-31-2014, 08:18 AM
No its just Lisa trying to be funny and failing. She's only funny when she's having a meltdown.

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 08:19 AM
No its just Lisa trying to be funny and failing. She's only funny when she's having a meltdown.

You're an idiot.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 08:24 AM
I think she is mad right now when is n't smeh MAD FUCK

cagordon
07-31-2014, 08:25 AM
She's probably rubbing her nasty pussy or something like ive seen her do on tinychat when she thinks no one is looking

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 08:33 AM
Skag

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 08:37 AM
jsjashfahaihosaihgoahgaoihahhahahahahahah

KKKody
07-31-2014, 10:04 AM
lisa is pretty fucking awesome

.o0O0o.
07-31-2014, 10:33 AM
lisa is pretty fucking awesome

:rockout:

steveyos YOLO
07-31-2014, 10:46 AM
This whore met some ugly couple on RedHotPie because she has to pay to meet other desperate losers for sex. What a stupid whore no wonder gordon dumped you off you horrible bitch fuck off

Lisa
07-31-2014, 12:09 PM
This whore met some ugly couple on RedHotPie because she has to pay to meet other desperate losers for sex. What a stupid whore no wonder gordon dumped you off you horrible bitch fuck off

Um no retard.

First of all it's free and second of all I never met anyone from red hot pie except for Kathy but I already knew her, she was the one who wanted me to sign up.

Get a life seriously.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 12:31 PM
This whore met some ugly couple on RedHotPie because she has to pay to meet other desperate losers for sex. What a stupid whore no wonder gordon dumped you off you horrible bitch fuck off

Autistic Spectrum
07-31-2014, 12:52 PM
WHY IS CODEY TIRCKING LISA INO BELIVING HE'S HER FRIEND, WHAT IS HIS FUCKING END GAME HERE,, FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON CODEYS CREW

Lisa
07-31-2014, 01:02 PM
WHY IS CODEY TIRCKING LISA INO BELIVING HE'S HER FRIEND, WHAT IS HIS FUCKING END GAME HERE,, FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON CODEYS CREW

I'm the boss and I've decided Cody has more friends than cag, steveyos and jihad josh.

steveyos666
07-31-2014, 01:35 PM
k

Tahiti Joe
07-31-2014, 03:09 PM
gonna pee on all your graves.

KKKody
07-31-2014, 05:24 PM
lisa is hot enough to do spreads for abbywinters.com and get paid for her vagina