The truth about EPSON.

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Hi, my name is EPSON.

Why be human?

Why not choose the agility and feral grace of the wolf instead? The sensuality of the cat or the strength and ferocity of the warthog? The airborne agility of the hawk, or the impenetrable exoskeleton of the rhino beetle? Anthropomorphic heroes and villains are nothing new to gamers.

I am a role player and have been for many years. I have 3 books out, one of which is Fursona - The Definitive Guide to Creating Anthropomorphic Characters.

I will be handing out autographed copies this year at Texas Renaissance Festival October 13th and 14th in the New Fairy Court located in the Revels Area immediately following Jakeem, the King's Magician.

If you or any of my many fans would like to make quick conversation in between signings, PLEASE, do NOT attempt to address me by my online alias. I have used this name for years for secretive reasons. Please call me by my written word appellation: Chris Field.

If you would like to learn more about Fursonas and how they can change your life, click the link I have encoded to find out how:
http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=97718

[Barack Hussein Obama]

The truth about you is you're a nigger faggot.

[maks]

Thread is exactly as batshit crazy as id hoped, pity im on my way phonei havve so many questions

[Barack Hussein Obama]

I'll answer your questions. He's a fucking nigger faggot.

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Not MY president.

[Barack Hussein Obama]

I'm the president bitch.

[rubycalaber]

not for long :uzi:

[Barack Hussein Obama]

Fuck Oven Mitt Romney. He'll be guzzling my cum in November.

[maks]

Epson on average how often do you yiff

Followup question have you ever group yiffed

[maks]

How hard is it to get semen out of a fursuit? Does it vary by species?

[Barack Hussein Obama]

Get Epson to lick it off, he loves that shit.

[Barack Hussein Obama]

Word on the street is, you mom's a squirter.

[Anundil]

Dry clean you goddamn idiot.

[Barack Hussein Obama]

You like to cum on your clothes to clean them.

[Anundil]

You can't do that you twat

[Barack Hussein Obama]

You do.

[Anundil]

Please, you wouldn't know the know out of knowing

[Barack Hussein Obama]

Fuck you.

[Camoron]

haha, epson with his fursona gimmick ahs managed to acquire more neg rep in a faster time than nortynippy ever had

[Camoron]

it's nice to see that fursecution is alive and well

[Barack Hussein Obama]

Yeah.

[Anundil]

Yep, yep, yep

[Barack Hussein Obama]

Yeah

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Epson on average how often do you yiff

Followup question have you ever group yiffed

Its called, "making love." You should try it sometime.

[maks]

Its called, "making love." You should try it sometime.

I've done it, but never while wearing a disney costume

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Hannah Barbara would 'suit' you much better.

[maks]

Hannah Barbara would 'suit' you much better.

why won't you answer questions about yiffing?

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

I will not expose intimate details about my sex life.

[maks]

I will not expose intimate details about my sex life.

how intimate can it be if you do it in a pile with 60 other furries

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Thats exactly what youd want to hear isnt it MAKS? Whether or not I have multiple partners? Or if i perform analingus in the shape of a pile? How or when i tie off my dog knot is none of your concern.

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Not that Im a dog or anything.

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

"Meow."

[maks]

Thats exactly what youd want to hear isnt it MAKS? Whether or not I have multiple partners? Or if i perform analingus in the shape of a pile? How or when i tie off my dog knot is none of your concern.

I want to hear all the wacky and insane details of furry life, preferably the sexual stuff because undoubtedly the funniest

if you're not comfortable with that I'd settle for a detailed rundown of your fursona's backstory and an itemized list of how much you've paid for fursuits and fursuit accessories

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

I dont dress to impress.

[blumpkin blownuts]

do you lick the back of your hand and wipe it all over your face or do you take boring human showers

[blumpkin blownuts]

do furries give each other fleas instead of crabs, and how do you get them out of a fursuit? do you get mad when drunken frat boys make cat sounds at you and pretend to scratch you? have you ever been chased by a dog when suited up & if so what did you do? do cats hump your leg? what does mice really taste like? have you put sticky-cups on your hands and feet and pretended to be one of those garfield dolls you see in cars?

[blumpkin blownuts]

would you fuck someone in a dogsuit while youre in a catsuit?

uU_AEcSvSPQ&autoplay=1

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Sounds like youve had a ruff couple of days Blumpkin. Why dont you grab a bowl of ice cold milk and relax.

[blumpkin blownuts]

how do you figure? the past three months have been fuckin delightful for me today is the same

[blumpkin blownuts]

these are all honest questions you should dignify them with real answers i want answers and expect to see some after i get back from the beauty shop

[maks]

I dont dress to impress.

So you don't own a fursuit?

also please answer bob's questions he has some good ones

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

:bump:

[maks]

have you ever seen anyone wearing a fursuit get hit by a car?

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Never. But I have been almost mobbed by fans on occasion at various comic cons.

[maks]

do you take them out back and yiff with them?

[blumpkin blownuts]

can you retrofit a cat carrier as a sex dungeon?

[maks]

do you get off on shitting on your partner's floor and being told what a naughty kitty you are?

[maks]

Do you eat out of a bowl on the floor?

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[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Slow down guys, you are beginning to sound like crazed fans. I will answer all of your questions one at a time.

[lnopia the great]

fagget patrol this furry piece of shit

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Bump

[m0nde]

purely, utterly shit thread

well played

[blumpkin blownuts]

(rocks a rockin chair over epson's tail)

[juji]

cant even read epsons posts because his avatar is blocking post

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Bump

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Strange Days....

[timmy]

cant evern read the first word thanks to your awseom PICTURE NAME

[Autistic Spectrum]

Epson my main man, what's up, been bumping this thread for a few years now

[maks]

Slow down guys, you are beginning to sound like crazed fans. I will answer all of your questions one at a time.

never answered any of my questions...

[Autistic Spectrum]

hes like dirty harry if dirty harry posted once a year and had a kick ass panther picture name that covered up half his posts

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

never answered any of my questions...

Well.. what are they?

[maks]

Well.. what are they?

I asked you like 12 of the go back to page 2 of this thread and answwr them all please

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Seems I cant remember the questions.

[maks]

read page 2 of this thread and answer my questions or I will have no choice but to threadlong you

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Please don't brother.

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

I am afraid i am stuck here, on this page, in this moment of time.

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

No moving forwards, no moving backwards. Just floating. Thinking. Posting.

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/images/names/epson.pngs a flat circle.

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Speaking of flat circles, I'm Boobz?

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Well I am aren't I!

[maks]

ok I'm guessing your answers would have been nf anyway

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Listen Mark, I am, the One.

[Autistic Spectrum]

boobz u mother fucker

[maks]

Listen Mark, I am, the One.

prove it go check your rep

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

So I have seen. So we have ALLLL seen his work.

[maks]

go look at your rep faggot so you can prove you're boobz if you're boobz I'll be nice to you

[Autistic Spectrum]

nobody else will be nice to you but if u can prove your boobz's furry alt account, i will be super surpiesd

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Thread: The truth about EPSON.

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Green rep return the favor and i will too - dp
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Green rep return the favor and i will too - dp
10-15-2012 09:57 PM
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Green rep return the favor and i will too - dp
10-15-2012 09:38 PM
Thread: The book signing went great.

Green rep return the favor and i will too - dp
10-15-2012 09:38 PM
Thread: The book signing went great.

:) - rep
10-15-2012 07:04 PM
Thread: The book signing went great.

your pcture name is too big hav esome neg rep
10-15-2012 06:57 PM
Thread: The book signing went great.

i wanna kill you
10-11-2012 08:31 PM
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fuck off faggot
10-10-2012 05:56 PM
Thread: The truth about EPSON.

-cody
10-10-2012 05:54 PM
Thread: The truth about EPSON.

fuck off furfag
10-10-2012 03:20 PM
Thread: The truth about EPSON.

die
10-08-2012 05:01 PM
Thread: how to get a date (check out this hilarious vid)

donkey kong country
10-08-2012 02:21 PM
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furfag
10-08-2012 07:10 AM
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zsdr
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10-08-2012 12:21 AM
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get out freak
10-07-2012 09:01 PM
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ehehe - dp
10-07-2012 08:45 PM
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moar reps - dp
10-05-2012 11:43 PM
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your username is so big heh heh hehe -sv
10-05-2012 03:16 PM
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name is too big
10-05-2012 01:26 PM
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green rep for you - dp
10-05-2012 01:23 PM
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yiff
10-05-2012 01:00 PM
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10-05-2012 02:11 AM
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lol
10-05-2012 01:56 AM
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here giev me some greenback in return- dp
10-05-2012 01:47 AM
Thread: The truth about EPSON.

to add to your collection
10-05-2012 01:40 AM
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aids
10-05-2012 01:36 AM
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greenz -dp
10-05-2012 01:14 AM
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green rep - dp
10-05-2012 12:46 AM
Thread: Chakats

die faggot
10-05-2012 12:23 AM
Thread: Hey who are you going to vote for this upcoming season

You're an asshole.
10-04-2012 05:05 PM
Thread: yogurt is NOT "healthy" food

retard
10-03-2012 01:24 AM
Thread: Hello, I'd like to take this time to introduce myself.

10-02-2012 11:18 PM
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out
10-02-2012 11:13 PM
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get lost queer
10-02-2012 08:46 PM
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10-02-2012 08:39 PM
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retard
10-02-2012 08:35 PM
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retard
10-02-2012 08:25 PM
Thread: zzzannnnngggooo

retard
10-02-2012 06:38 PM
Thread: Sticky: stupid picture names on this forum

yeah do that
10-02-2012 06:14 PM
Thread: zzzannnnngggooo

le fail
10-02-2012 06:09 PM
Thread: zzzannnnngggooo

die
10-02-2012 06:09 PM
Thread: Hello, I'd like to take this time to touch myself.

green rep for you new guy - dpuppies
10-02-2012 06:07 PM
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No Comment Made
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die
10-02-2012 05:59 PM
Thread: quiek give me green rep

No Comment Made
10-02-2012 05:57 PM
Thread: these fucking beaners keep trying to catch all the lizards outside my bedroom window with a plastic bag

pissed off now
10-02-2012 05:35 PM
Thread: quiek give me green rep

retard

[Autistic Spectrum]

Green rep return the favor and i will too - dp


ya that sounds like me, with the capliaitiztion and signing my own name


u mother fuckers

[Autistic Spectrum]

neg repping a furry, so i get grey rep

[maks]

confirmed as not boobz

[timmy]

i miss stalker virus :(
mis monde too :(

[Autistic Spectrum]

brown monde, brown back here

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

Good Bye, I am now transforming into a beautiful butterfly. You will never see EPSON the same again.

[timmy]

epson are you on drugs or something why are you even back

[juji]

m0nde is still playing Diablo 3

[Garfield]

m0nde is still playing Diablo 3