Dear God

[Lisa]

Please send me back to the 1920's so that I can be a flapper and also marry Buster Keaton.

TIA.

[Lisa]

And Buster Keaton can teach me the ear slide and roll trick.

[Lisa]

And that's how I will sidle into view of people all the time.

[cagordon]

wish someone would send you back to hell by throwing you down some stairs.. :whistle:

[Lisa]

Too bad.

Even a stunt master couldn't manage it.

[Lisa]

I could roll into the classroom like that.

I have a very flexible ear, I can turn it inside out like a dog's ear. I wonder if that will help with the ear slide and roll.

[juji]

...

[Lisa]

I would procreate with him because he has the genius stunt master gene.

[Lisa]

...

Hey what you up to?

I'm making topics about Buster Keaton. Do you like Buster Keaton? You'd probably love Buster Keaton.

[Lisa]

Does anything get any cuter than Buster Keaton with a kitten on his head?

You be the judge...

http://theeyeoffaith.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/busker-keaton-kitten-on-head.jpg

[Lisa]

http://the100.ru/images/actors/id311/337-buster_keaton.jpg

[Lisa]

They say he was a desperately unhappy man.

[KKKody]

http://i.imgur.com/ZqEFa2U.gif

[Lisa]

http://i.imgur.com/ZqEFa2U.gif

Yes that's a classic.

[KKKody]

Yes that's a classic.

when people say buster keaton that's the first thing i think of every time

[KKKody]

here's one for ya

http://media2.giphy.com/media/DAtJCG1t3im1G/giphy.gif

[Lisa]

There's this one stunt he did I can't find in gif form but he puts one leg up on the piano, then he like picks up his other leg and puts it on the piano and he seems to hold it a bit before collapsing. I tried to do that all day when I was a kid and it just seemed impossible to me. I have no idea what kind of muscles you need to be able to pull that off.

See there is a difference between show muscles and functional muscles. Quite often those big beefcake looking guys have a lot of big useless muscle that is not actually functional for anything. Then you can have a guy with wirery functional muscle, they may not look as strong but they are actually stronger than the big dumb show muscle guy. Buster Keaton was all functional muscle.

[Lisa]

here's one for ya

http://media2.giphy.com/media/DAtJCG1t3im1G/giphy.gifi probably won't stop for a while. I've revived my Buster Keaton obsession and I just have to ride it out until completion.

[Lisa]

Wish I could ride Buster Keaton out until completion.

[cagordon]

look at me posting in this thread with the cool kids, the lizard crew! ^__^

[cagordon]

I want to post with Cody and Lisa ^__^ tee hee

[cagordon]

The three sexiest, cooler poster all in one thread. must be my lucky day to post with such respected people :giggle:

[KKKody]

https://sgtr.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/buster-keaton.gif

[Lisa]

Too bad we all have more friends than you.

As in everyone except you, steveyos and jihad josh. Otherwise known as the boring fucktard brigade that begs desperately for attention.

[Lisa]

I just coined that.

[Lisa]

https://sgtr.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/buster-keaton.gif

Yes!

[cagordon]

I'm glad you and Cody have each other. I know its been rough for the two of you.

[Lisa]

How fucking cool was Buster Keaton? There has never been and never will be a cooler guy.

[cagordon]

Look, why don't we all just sit down and talk this out like adults? All three of us could be buddies and plan trolls on rubynet.

[Lisa]

I'm glad you and Cody have each other. I know its been rough for the two of you.

We also have pretty much everyone else except for you three losers who no-one likes.

[cagordon]

Cag Lisa and Cody, the fiercest most feared cutthroat trolls. Think of all the rep we could be running.

[Lisa]

Keep trying cag. It doesn't work. You can't coin anything because 1. No-one likes you. 2. You aren't cool. 3. We all have more friends than you. 4. You try too hard, kind of desperate of attention.

[KKKody]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4375474/buster-keaton-s-hat-o.gif

[Lisa]

You're talking to someone who coined "Cody's friend" which became the most widely used insult here because I deemed it so. I know what I'm doing. You do not. Anything you try will not take because you just aren't alpha like me.

Lol

[cagordon]

But Lisa, I have been nothing but nice to you today.

[cagordon]

You're being very rude.

[KKKody]

this candy is so good i cant stop eating it

[Lisa]

*lights ciggie and puts feet up*

*decides to rest hands behind head because it looks more alpha*

[Lisa]

If only Buster Keaton could see me now

He'd say, "Hi Lisa, you're looking very alpha today."

[Lisa]

http://static.tumblr.com/43fcd5ec51d24ed4d9ad555576df6da1/eq8983i/tbsmk6zsw/tumblr_static_smoke1.jpg

[Lisa]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6tdy8UgtA1qzl1djo1_r1_500.gif

[cagordon]

How alpha do you feel when you're rolling around in the dark crying?

[Lisa]

And I'd say, "thankyou Buster, don't you think the beta unemployed whore with her nose up my ass completes the look?"

And he'd say, "Yes"

[cagordon]

:rofl:

[KKKody]

:rofl:

no idea why youre laughing cag, buster keaton really existed, unlike your fishmonger boytoy

[cagordon]

just like you having an actual job. lmao

[cagordon]

Or a funny post.

[cagordon]

and here's number threee since you're such a big fan of the classic reject haven triple post own

[KKKody]

and here's number threee since you're such a big fan of the classic reject haven triple post own

there is no such thing cag, three posts in a row means somefag is mad...

[Lisa]

Triple rage posting

[KKKody]

Triple rage posting

confirmed.

[cagordon]

lisa and cody, together at last. this is a precious moment in rubynet history :giggle:

[KKKody]

this candy is so fucking awesome you have no idea

[KKKody]

i had cottonmouth and then i boiled sugar and water and corn syrup and stirred in some extracts and now i have awesome candy

[Lisa]

Seems like I'm with everybody except the loser brigade. I'm ok with that. In fact I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Lisa]

I have frozen mugs. I fill with coke and it turns into a frozen coke.

[cagordon]

Rather intriguing how two social rejects that hated one another can randomly latch onto to eathother like two mating flies.

[cagordon]

Are you guys doing this so you feel less isolated when people make fun of you or what?

[Lisa]

You'd think everyone leaving the forum for the couple of months the loser brigade posted non stop would have been enough of a hint.

But apparently the 3 of them mistook spamming and no-one wanting to post with them with being popular. Pretty funny. lol.

Look how desperate she is lol.

[juji]

Stop, I dont think this thread is funny

I have no problem with Buster, but please stop

[KKKody]

http://i.imgur.com/EnChJQp.jpg?2

[Lisa]

Stop, I dont think this thread is funny

I have no problem with Buster, but please stopwill not comply.

I'm having a Buster Keaton fest and it's better than the other threads.

[Lisa]

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/032/b/b/the_best_batman__buster_keaton_by_mapacheanepicstory-d4odvoi.jpg

[KKKody]

will not comply.

I'm having a Buster Keaton fest and it's better than the other threads.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljmbxxoeIz1qiz3j8o1_400.gif

[Lisa]

Buster Keaton is not impressed easily

But if he saw this thread I know he'd be impressed.

[KKKody]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2768169/buster-keaton-hat-flip-o.gif

[Lisa]

Yes his hat would do that to show he is impressed because his face would not change. That is the one thing he would never do is use a facial expression.

[Lisa]

http://www.leninimports.com/buster.jpg

[KKKody]

Yes his hat would do that to show he is impressed because his face would not change. That is the one thing he would never do is use a facial expression.

http://media3.giphy.com/media/OKi4Zdd7LyPTy/giphy.gif

[Lisa]

http://media3.giphy.com/media/OKi4Zdd7LyPTy/giphy.gif

He always looks contemptuous, in fact I think he would have been a very contemptuous man in general, not being impressed by anything except my topic

[KKKody]

http://monstergirl.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/tumblr_lnttdw3iy01qhad67o1_500.gif?w=500&h=333

[KKKody]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/522ce8003d81b1acf47d9f70ff1855db/tumblr_mnadgiNnmV1qiz3j8o1_r1_500.gif

[steveyos666]

wish someone would send you back to hell by throwing you down some stairs.. :whistle:


...

[steveyos666]

look at me posting in this thread with the cool kids, the lizard crew! ^__^

[steveyos666]

I want to post with Cody and Lisa ^__^ tee hee


The three sexiest, cooler poster all in one thread. must be my lucky day to post with such respected people :giggle:


I'm glad you and Cody have each other. I know its been rough for the two of you.


Look, why don't we all just sit down and talk this out like adults? All three of us could be buddies and plan trolls on rubynet.

[steveyos666]

Cag Lisa and Cody, the fiercest most feared cutthroat trolls. Think of all the rep we could be running.


But Lisa, I have been nothing but nice to you today.


You're being very rude.

[steveyos666]

How alpha do you feel when you're rolling around in the dark crying?


:rofl:


just like you having an actual job. lmao


Or a funny post.


and here's number threee since you're such a big fan of the classic reject haven triple post own

[steveyos666]

lisa and cody, together at last. this is a precious moment in rubynet history :giggle:


Rather intriguing how two social rejects that hated one another can randomly latch onto to eathother like two mating flies.


Are you guys doing this so you feel less isolated when people make fun of you or what?


Stop, I dont think this thread is funny

I have no problem with Buster, but please stop

[cagordon]

How alpha do you feel when you're rolling around in the dark crying?

[cagordon]

She and Cody were ganging up on me, stevey. hold me. It was horrible having a fat, unemployed house painter and a pink haired bogan with yellow teeth tell me i wasn't cool enough to hang with them.

[Lisa]

Half a page of ignored posts. Stop begging for attention in my topics skag. My teeth are MUCH whiter than yours skank.

Maybe one day people will actually view and reply to your topics.

[steveyos666]

don't worry cag they never leave their computer chairs you are safe their words cannot hurt you because their words are too embarrassing they are stupid

[Lisa]

My topic. So much better than your topics.

Me > you

[cagordon]

I want to post with my mentally ill, middle-aged reptilian kin.

[steveyos666]

hahahahahahaha

[Lisa]

skag you are 30 years old and a full blown spastic.

[Lisa]

anyway going to change my sig

Love you Buster Keaton but this is 2014 and we move pretty fast through our signatures, catch you on the other side

[steveyos666]

cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa cag cody

[Lisa]

That's 10 mins on the naughty chair dp

[steveyos666]

cag

[steveyos YOLO]

Gotta love how this idiot complains constantly about how awful this forum is and then creates horrible threads like this

[steveyos666]

lmao yeah

[steveyos YOLO]

Stupid useless whore

[Lisa]

I complain about steveyos, jihad josh and cag ruining this whole forum and every topic with pathetic retarded posts and topics. This is just a topic, get the fuck over it and get a life, it's also like 5 pages fucking long and a fuck ton better than anything you've ever posted, but it's just a topic to me. Look at you fucking losers.

[steveyos666]

http://zmr.enmasse.com/

[cagordon]

Lisa's rubbing her loose brown snatch to this thread i bet

[cagordon]

isn't lisa the one that has those really ratty fucking second hand clothes?

[steveyos YOLO]

How about finding a new forum if you're having so many problems with us here. Face it, the only attention you get throughout the day is from this forum where everyone hates you. Your life is so meaningless that you have to come here to have any sort of interaction with anyone because people irl hate you everywhere you go as well

[Lisa]

How about finding a new forum if you're having so many problems with us here. Face it, the only attention you get throughout the day is from this forum where everyone hates you. Your life is so meaningless that you have to come here to have any sort of interaction with anyone because people irl hate you everywhere you go as welleveryone hates you 3, it's not just me lol

loser

[Lisa]

and I'm in 2 other forums too

[steveyos YOLO]

Not sure why you're complaining when you brought this on yourself. You followed me to fjs to attack me and stick your nose where you didn't belong, then you post here crying like a little bitch about me trolling you. What a fuckin moron.

[Lisa]

you're whinging a whole lot more than me

I just hate you is all because you're a fucking loser ass sniffing for attention and so does everyone else, deal with it

waaaaaaaaa lisa's being mean to me, I'm going to whinge about it in every topic for pages on end

[steveyos YOLO]

Another "no u" response

[Lisa]

is it?

retard

I thought it was more you projecting like a fucktard, one look in any topic reveals as much