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I have to work tomorrow what the fuck is wrong with me why didn'ty aI go to the bar last night insteaD OF PLAYING CIV 5 FOR 9 HOURS
oh because the bars are full of annoying as fuck 20-somethings on saturday night and IU'm reaSONABLY CONTENT IN MY RELATIONSHIP SO IDGAF IF THERE'S ANY GIRLS THERE, OK THIS CHECKS OUT CARRY ON CRISIS AVERTED
why do I keep hitting my fucking capslock halfway through a sentence it's like I've never typed befiore
I'm smoking joints and I'm meant to go to kickboxing today. I should have a nap. That's what you should do. Go to bed and call in sick if you have to tomorrow.
anyway lisa or manawar first to send m,e a new original picture of your vagina wins and I will take your side in every argument for a WHOLE WEEK ON YOUR MARKS GET SET GO
I'm smoking joints and I'm meant to go to kickboxing today. I should have a nap. That's what you should do. Go to bed and call in sick if you have to tomorrow.
NEVER i am a professional drinker this is far from thew first time I'bve gotten drunk on a worknight don;'t tell me what to do
Lol
I not going any further down the road of taking pics of my vagina, I've been far enough
NEVER i am a professional drinker this is far from thew first time I'bve gotten drunk on a worknight don;'t tell me what to do
Sounds like it's past your bed time
then you lose lisa a fiorfiuet is a lose and you didn't even try this is like a microcosm of your whole life
I should go back to the bvar they;'re open for anopther hour and a half and thye only person online is stupid smelly lisa so who cares
You've already seen pics of my vagina so I win
nio you see ifg you check back at the rules they specify a new original picture of your vagina you didn't win at all you refused to play like a coward
do you want tyo be remembered as a coward in 3 years when you die of old age lisa DO YOU
steveyos666
08-03-2014, 08:47 PM
do you want tyo be remembered as a coward in 3 years when you die of old age lisa DO YOU
lisa I'll be honest you're a stupid whore and I'm glad I don't know you irl I'm especially happy I'm not the sort of desperate lonely mid 20s virgin neckbeard that you prey on because boy would that be embarassing
lisa I'll be honest you're a stupid whore and I'm glad I don't know you irl I'm especially happy I'm not the sort of desperate lonely mid 20s virgin neckbeard that you prey on because boy would that be embarassing
Yeah you're not the sort I prey on maks.
Maks <3
I've met 10,000 lisas in my day and I've been smart enough not to fuck any of them why should you be any different
I could go back to the bar right now aND MEET 6 LISAS AFTER AKLL WHO ELSE HANGS OUT AT THE BAR AT CLOSING TIME ON A SUNDAY NIGHT
steveyos666
08-03-2014, 08:49 PM
yeah Lisa likes them young very young
Lol
Look at him, how could I not love maks
yeah Lisa likes them young very young
I like them like maks
lisas and the guys who can't do any better than lisas, thats who
Maks is surrounded by Lisas, we have him surrounded
Reasonably content maks surrounded by Lisas
every shitty girl who's at the bar every night, everyone over the age of 25 working at walmart or cumberland farms, every girl on adultfriendfinder.com looking for a sugar daddym, they;re all lisas. at least the cags are good looking and can take advantage iof rich worldly men but not lisas, lisas feed from the bottom of the barrekl
My love will find you, sleep reasonably content in that knowledge my dearest maks
I'd fuck me a cag but I'm too good for a lisa I've been around the block I know it aion't worth it
I'm not on any dating sites looking for sugar daddy's, last time I was on a dating site was about 6 years ago and I was looking for a fuck
shit I wonder iof the strip club is stioll open I could have a CAG TONIGHJT
I'd fuck me a cag but I'm too good for a lisa I've been around the block I know it aion't worth it
That's just gross and you know it
beats fucking a lisa that's for damn sure
if I fucked a stripper my girlfriend would understand because at least she's hot but if I fucked a lisa my girl wouyld be all why would you cheat on me with some nasty disgusting skank
There's only one me maks and you've never fucked me
holy fuck I wish I had beer someone bring me a 12 pk cube of guinness I;'ll driunk until lisa is interesting
if I fucked a stripper my girlfriend would understand because at least she's hot but if I fucked a lisa my girl wouyld be all why would you cheat on me with some nasty disgusting skank
Good thing you are reasonably content then and don't want to fuck a lisa
There's only one me maks and you've never fucked me
no you're a type you're the last resort girl the one that guys hook up with when they're sick of being made fun of for being a virgin or if they're marriued and their wives aren;t particulriuly experimental and they're desperate to try anal
nobody fucks a lisa by choice they do it because they have no otyhert options
no you're a type you're the last resort girl the one that guys hook up with when they're sick of being made fun of for being a virgin or if they're marriued and their wives aren;t particulriuly experimental and they're desperate to try analnot really no lol
Is that meant to describe rootbeer?
thats meant to describe every giuy you've gotten your claws into rootbeer is no exception
Maks is drunk and rambling about fucking a bunch of Lisas
thats meant to describe every giuy you've gotten your claws into rootbeer is no exception
Rootbeer was the only virgin... Since I was a teenager.
Doesn't describe anyone else
my girlfriend is a hot latina and she makes more money than me she is everything lisa isn't but I can't stop thinking about this girl at work ugh fuck committments I wish I could fuck anyone I wanted why do feeling have to be involved I don't want to hurt her when I ineviutably cheat on her but she knew the score when she signed up so why do I still fewel like it's my fault I don't wanna grow uop I'm a toys r us kid
Rootbeer was the only virgin... Since I was a teenager.
Doesn't describe anyone else
plug drugs
plug drugs
What? LOL! I was never with plug drugs
you would have been if he had the money to get down there and buy you an ipad
you would have been if he had the money to get down there and buy you an ipad
Absolutely not.
And look I met rootbeer because we had been great friends for a while and thought it was worth giving it a go. Turns out it wasn't worth it but at least I found out.
you strung him along until you realized he was a broke ass crazy drug addict then you cut him loose (actually you recruited me to do it for you but that's splitting hairs) there's no doubt in my mind that if he had the money to travel to australia and buy you shit it would have take a lot longer for you to get tired of him
look who you're in love with now, me and dp, the two richest guys who still post here what a fucking coincidence
look who you're in love with now, me and dp, the two richest guys who still post here what a fucking coincidence
LMAO!
wasn't worth it
you got a new muffler and an ipad and diamonds and probabkly a whole slew of shit we don't even know about and y ou haven't given any of it back
you strung him along until you realized he was a broke ass crazy drug addict then you cut him loose (actually you recruited me to do it for you but that's splitting hairs) there's no doubt in my mind that if he had the money to travel to australia and buy you shit it would have take a lot longer for you to get tired of him
No maks I always told him no, I got your help because I kept telling him no and he kept harassing me and wouldn't stop.
I NEVER led him on.
you got a new muffler and an ipad and diamonds and probabkly a whole slew of shit we don't even know about and y ou haven't given any of it back
Maks I had a relationship with him for a couple of months
And he bought me gifts, so what?
He's the only person who has ever bought me gifts like that too, mind you he was also sending Debbie gifts the whole time he was here apparently
I could have taken him for money but I didn't, he did buy me gifts though and he did pay for some stuff while he was living here for months rent free in my flat and driving around in my car
No maks I always told him no, I got your help because I kept telling him no and he kept harassing me and wouldn't stop.
I NEVER led him on.
lisa you led him on for like 6 months prior to him going all crazy6 stalker on you. here's the timeline, in case you've forgotten. you met a crazy drug addict neckbeard virgin on the internet. you told him you were in liove with him and had 'skype dates' for 6 months. he started to believe you and handlede it about as well as one can expect from a crazy drug addict neckbeard virgin on the internet. you acted shocked. you should not hascve been shocked, you should have expected that exacvtly ewhat happened would happen, so if you were shocked it implies you are an idiopt and this doesw not surpriose me.
lisa you led him on for like 6 months prior to him going all crazy6 stalker on you. here's the timeline, in case you've forgotten. you met a crazy drug addict neckbeard virgin on the internet. you told him you were in liove with him and had 'skype dates' for 6 months. he started to believe you and handlede it about as well as one can expect from a crazy drug addict neckbeard virgin on the internet. you acted shocked. you should not hascve been shocked, you should have expected that exacvtly ewhat happened would happen, so if you were shocked it implies you are an idiopt and this doesw not surpriose me.
I did not lead him on. I was friends with him until he started that, I told him no repeatedly and then I stopped being friends with him when he wouldn't stop. Don't know what more I could have done to not lead him on. Not nice when a guy you were friends with does that because you lose a friend.
Maks I had a relationship with him for a couple of months
you talk about that like it's normal. if a girl asked me for money to fix her car and the relationship was younger than 6 months I would break up with her on the spot because I am not a lonely neckbearded virgin and I do not desire a relationship with a manipulative whore.
I did not lead him on. I was friends with him until he started that, I told him no repeatedly and then I stopped being friends with him when he wouldn't stop. Don't know how more I couldn't have led him on. Not nice when a guy you were friends with does that.
you said you werre in liove with him every single day for 6 months, he's damaged goods he's going to believe it, you're amazingly stiupid if you need me to explain this to you
Desolation
08-03-2014, 09:20 PM
yol0
you said you werre in liove with him every single day for 6 months, he's damaged goods he's going to believe it, you're amazingly stiupid if you need me to explain this to you
Oh no I did not.
you talk about that like it's normal. if a girl asked me for money to fix her car and the relationship was younger than 6 months I would break up with her on the spot because I am not a lonely neckbearded virgin and I do not desire a relationship with a manipulative whore.
Are you still living in her house rent free and needing to be driven around in the said car?
steveyos666
08-03-2014, 09:23 PM
you would have been if he had the money to get down there and buy you an ipad
steveyos666
08-03-2014, 09:23 PM
you strung him along until you realized he was a broke ass crazy drug addict then you cut him loose (actually you recruited me to do it for you but that's splitting hairs) there's no doubt in my mind that if he had the money to travel to australia and buy you shit it would have take a lot longer for you to get tired of him
look who you're in love with now, me and dp, the two richest guys who still post here what a fucking coincidence
steveyos666
08-03-2014, 09:23 PM
you got a new muffler and an ipad and diamonds and probabkly a whole slew of shit we don't even know about and y ou haven't given any of it back
Desolation
08-03-2014, 09:23 PM
whant are we takling about here i dont want to read any of this fuk it
yol0
please ban lisa then ban me then delete the forum tyvmia
Oh no I did not.
yes you did lisa all the time I was there I saw it all
please ban lisa then ban me then delete the forum tyvmia
yes you did lisa all the time I was there I saw it allno I didn't maks
steveyos666
08-03-2014, 09:24 PM
lisa you led him on for like 6 months prior to him going all crazy6 stalker on you. here's the timeline, in case you've forgotten. you met a crazy drug addict neckbeard virgin on the internet. you told him you were in liove with him and had 'skype dates' for 6 months. he started to believe you and handlede it about as well as one can expect from a crazy drug addict neckbeard virgin on the internet. you acted shocked. you should not hascve been shocked, you should have expected that exacvtly ewhat happened would happen, so if you were shocked it implies you are an idiopt and this doesw not surpriose me.
you talk about that like it's normal. if a girl asked me for money to fix her car and the relationship was younger than 6 months I would break up with her on the spot because I am not a lonely neckbearded virgin and I do not desire a relationship with a manipulative whore.
you said you werre in liove with him every single day for 6 months, he's damaged goods he's going to believe it, you're amazingly stiupid if you need me to explain this to you
yol0
Are you still living in her house rent free and needing to be driven around in the said car?
no I;'ve never lived with her and I've has my own car since I was 18 in fact I bought a new one 2 months ago
no I;'ve never lived with her and I've has my own car since I was 18 in fact I bought a new one 2 months agowell then that might make sense. Would seem a bit retarded though if you were lol
I have 3 xboxes and 3 ps3s my life is better than yours
lisa post your vagina and I'LL buy you a tegra note
Desolation
08-03-2014, 09:27 PM
lisa always has pretty bad avatars i fucking hate anime
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lisa always has pretty bad avatars i fucking hate anime
Chose me an avatar then
Because if you were living in my house for months rent free and needing to be driven everywhere in my car and I asked you for money to fix the car and you said that to me I'd laugh in your face and tell you to get the fuck out
nominating this for lisa's new avatar
http://i.imgur.com/F7mV4dM.gif
or p[icturename, whatever==
Thanks Deso.
There, now I'm gay too.
Oo I like this one
I like how it changes every couple of minutes too lol
steveyos YOLO
08-03-2014, 09:48 PM
What's sad is this bitch is being humiliated and she's passing it off as a normal conversation.
lisa you're the worst person ever
cagordon
08-03-2014, 10:02 PM
marks is on the warpath today.
cagordon
08-03-2014, 10:04 PM
what are my worst attributes mr. maks?
lisa you're the worst person evermaksie poo
cagordon
08-03-2014, 10:12 PM
maksie poo
maks thinks you're gross, stop sexually harrassing my internet friend
Maks is surrounded by lisas
maks thinks you're gross, stop sexually harrassing my internet friend
That's why he keeps asking to see my vagina
Too much Lisa's posts I dont want to read this thread
There were a lot of Lisas apparently
steveyos YOLO
08-03-2014, 11:21 PM
Everyone wants you to post pics of your pussy you fucking idiot. Not because they actually want to see it, because they want to see some desperate skank degrade and humiliate themselves for attention...especially when that person looks like you
Poor thing got drunk and started seeing a bunch of Lisas everywhere. I'm sorry maks. I'll lay off the maks maks maks thing, I'm just playing and it's because I've always had that thing for you where I like to stir you and you are a prick but funny. So maybe I'll just do it a little bit but not so much. It gets compulsive.
It must have been very scary for him.
cagordon
08-04-2014, 01:50 AM
Too much Lisa's posts I dont want to read this thread
This is adorable considering you were up lisas ass a few days ago. you are a retarded, Mexican version of Cody
KKKody
08-04-2014, 02:32 AM
my girlfriend is a hot latina and she makes more money than me she is everything lisa isn't but I can't stop thinking about this girl at work ugh fuck committments I wish I could fuck anyone I wanted why do feeling have to be involved I don't want to hurt her when I ineviutably cheat on her but she knew the score when she signed up so why do I still fewel like it's my fault I don't wanna grow uop I'm a toys r us kid
marks licks a mexican womans ass, now that's ironic as fuck
cagordon
08-04-2014, 02:34 AM
marks licks a mexican womans ass, now that's ironic as fuck
She's probably infinity times hotter than anything you've fucked in your entire life. Maks can pretty much get any female he wants
cagordon
08-04-2014, 02:36 AM
He doesn't have to settle for 50 year old gramma wife walrus women, he choooses his women they don't choose him. That has never happened to yoou nor will it ever happen in the future.
marks licks a mexican womans ass, now that's ironic as fuck
Not ironic as fuck
KKKody
08-04-2014, 02:56 AM
Not ironic as fuck
http://i.imgur.com/vlj69.jpg
KKKody
08-04-2014, 03:00 AM
That's opposite
marks going around saying ramen licks butts for years only to end up licking mexican butts himself is the definition of ironic elz.
cagordon
08-04-2014, 03:04 AM
elz will never hear a woman orgasm
steveyos666
08-04-2014, 05:53 AM
What's sad is this bitch is being humiliated and she's passing it off as a normal conversation.
update: drunk again and still thinkl l;isa is gross and dumb and would never fuck her in a million years
then again I'm a desirable guy with a good job and sexual experience not a meth dealer or a virgin so w/e
then again I'm a desirable guy with a good job and sexual experience not a meth dealer or a virgin so w/e
Maks I've had a lot of relationships. I will have nothing to do with meth heads and rootbeer is the only virgin I've been with since I was a teenager.
You can stop now, I can see I've broken you and I'll harass dp now and give you a break.
I was just playing maks because I like you and think you're funny, please stop taking it so seriously. My attentions were not meant to go to your head and turn you into a drunken mess hallucinating Lisas. I like you maks but I was just playing. Settle down please. You are not all that.
You have been the object of my love trolling for the following reasons
1. I kind of like you, you're funny sometimes so I can bring myself to say it and it's for your attention.
2. I didn't think it would affect you much. Didn't think you'd ever actually take it seriously.
3. I think it's kind of a nice way to troll someone, like having your own little fan. As long they don't take it too seriously which I never thought you would.
Not that your ego is one that ever needs stroking but I think that's enough.
lisa I didn't read any of that and it's funny that you thought I would
Autistic Spectrum
08-04-2014, 09:15 PM
this thread somehow made lisa leave you alone,, i wonder what secerts lie within
get drunk and be honest with her is how I've handled women my entire liufe aint no thing
seriously though lisa you're the fucking worst look at you for god's sake
Oh maks
What happened to our love?
this thread somehow made lisa leave you alone,, i wonder what secerts lie within
He's gotten too serious about it. I think it's finally fucking him in the head.
Bloody maks. Ruining my fun.
cagordon
08-04-2014, 09:33 PM
Lisa wants to be maks friend so bad.
Lisa wants to be maks friend so bad.
I pretend to like everyone until they do something to defy me lisa rooik like 3 days cody took a year the inly nice thing I can say about lisa is she's a less effectiuve ass kisser than cody
You can play with cag until you're over it maks lol
cag has never once offended me she's a perfect lackey
Desolation
08-04-2014, 09:43 PM
whatcha drinking marks i had some wine with dinner
whatcha drinking marks i had some wine with dinner
guinness is only $3.75 a PINT AT THE BAR With the fat black bouncer and the hot 19 year old tattooed waitress also wccc flipped formats from connecticut's ONLY rock station to connecticut's ONLY christian rock station what the fuck is up with that and what are the fguys who told unfunny fart jokes during evening drive going to do DID YOU THINK ABOUT PICOZZI AND THE HORN WHERE WILL PICOZZI AND THE HORN GO NOW
Desolation
08-04-2014, 09:53 PM
sorry to hear that dying industry only being held up by pledge drives ;;
they've been oplaying mostly godsmack since 1998 so no big loss but still christian rock really in new england good fucking luck
Desolation
08-04-2014, 09:58 PM
yall really are a godless bunch destined for the lake of fire. you should let christ slide inside you.
I tuned into the m,oprning show for aboput 5 minutes and the hostbn was apprehensive that his 21 year old son was moving to illinois but a caller reminded him that god was with his son no matter where he went so eveerything was going to be ok then the host joked that his son is a pig and the duty of cleaning uop his many pairs of socks will go to his soon to be wife
Desolation
08-04-2014, 10:12 PM
yeah i miss bob and tom
I hear opie got fired for saying nigger on twitter or something. $50 says he starts a podcast
cagordon
08-04-2014, 10:34 PM
OPIE AND ANTHONY FOREVER
cagordon
08-04-2014, 10:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrHiiiZIn70
they're still doing whip it out wednesday they've been doing that since like 1991 get with the times guys
Desolation
08-04-2014, 10:40 PM
opie can post nigger at rubynet all he wants
Desolation
08-04-2014, 10:40 PM
least we could do for the guy
opie and teknorat discuss cag's tits on the next rubnet podcast
steveyos666
08-04-2014, 11:25 PM
lisa I didn't read any of that and it's funny that you thought I would
this thread somehow made lisa leave you alone,, i wonder what secerts lie within
get drunk and be honest with her is how I've handled women my entire liufe aint no thing
seriously though lisa you're the fucking worst look at you for god's sake
Lisa wants to be maks friend so bad.
nobody loves a whore
I pretend to like everyone until they do something to defy me lisa rooik like 3 days cody took a year the inly nice thing I can say about lisa is she's a less effectiuve ass kisser than cody
KKKody
08-05-2014, 12:10 AM
all those radio people fucking suck
the grease man > all
KKKody
08-05-2014, 12:12 AM
america is still too white so they are taking away the rock and roll stations and putting in formats they know will fail, within 2 years if you want rock you'll have to pay for XM. Prepare to get subjected to mixed format multicultural progressive liberal agenda indoctrination music faggots. thats what always voting democrat gets you.
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