this faggot bird keeps making mating call sounds at about 6am onwards every spring

[timmy]

i only got 4 hours sleep after a big night drinking because this faggot bird is sitting like 20 meters from my window i swaer on my mums life im gonna get a slinmgshot and fuck this bitch up

[timmy]

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[timmy]

that gives me a 404

[timmy]

that seems like a good idea, i guess air rifles wuld be legal here fuck birds

[F4]

vote romney, he'll kill all the birds

[timmy]

wait nope air rifles need a license, would a bb gun do the job?

[timmy]

a high powered bb gun?

[timmy]

http://girlygamer.com.au/2010/10/airsoft-and-pellet-gun-laws-in-australia-airsoft-clubs-nope/
i cant even get a fucking BB gun fuck my coutry

[timmy]

"they look too real, mate, you cant 'ave one"

[maks]

wait nope air rifles need a license, would a bb gun do the job?

holy shit your country is gay

[blumpkin blownuts]

barry with an airgun license = end of australia
gush to the rescue?

[sex with dead people]

im gonna get a slinmgshot and fuck this bitch up

your mom or the fag bird?

[timmy]

holy shit your country is gay
yes

barry with an airgun license = end of australia
gush to the rescue?
:goodone:

your mom or the fag bird?

:badone:

[jon]

http://thehomegunsmith.com/

http://thehomegunsmith.com/pdf/Expedient-Homemade-Firearms-Vol-II-PA-Luty.pdf

[jon]

suck a dick, australia

[TheElJoe]

idk maybe just appreciate nature you monster

[Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net]

^^^^^^^ ass eater.

[Camoron]

"they look too real, mate, you cant 'ave one"
boobs are too small u cant jerk off to this sorry

[Camoron]

how come in all the moveis the old coutnry bumpkins living out in the middle of nowhere in australia all have shotguns and rifles is that not accurate?

[timmy]

it is accurate there was an australian gun reform my vater had a shotgun but he handed it back in

[timmy]

if you own i think 20 acres of land or some shit in the outback and you have good reason to i.e kill pests you can get a .22 bolt action rifle pretty easily

[m0nde]

i only got 4 hours sleep after a big night drinking because this faggot bird is sitting like 20 meters from my window i swaer on my mums life im gonna get a slinmgshot and fuck this bitch upwhy don't you just kill that chaykin and make some fried gush?

[timmy]

:youreafag:

[Battery]

if you own i think 20 acres of land or some shit in the outback and you have good reason to i.e kill pests you can get a .22 bolt action rifle pretty easilyI know heaps of people with guns lol

I got offered a gun (hand gun) by my x fiance's mum's b/f for a xmas present but i refused it because truth is if I owned a gun I'd probably shoot myself

I collect bullets though, so I get people with guns to give me bullets

[m0nde]

http://i.imgur.com/UY9Pg.gif

[timmy]

put the frying pan on the stove at max heat place the base of the bullet on the frying pan and place your temple above the bullet

[timmy]

nice job monde nice white backgroun in your pic you huge fag

[Battery]

I remember when they mad guns illegal, the day that law came in this guy I knew (and hated because he was a dickhead) walked down the main street of Albury with a shotgun.... no-one even blinked an eye at him... it was like people saw it and then just thought "nah" and kept on their merry way not believing it was a real gun

lol idiots

[m0nde]

nice job monde nice white backgroun in your pic you huge fagtryhard, i just went to google and pulled the first apu pic i could find

[Battery]

put the frying pan on the stove at max heat place the base of the bullet on the frying pan and place your temple above the bulletthis is something you've given some thought to

[timmy]

tryhard, i just went to google and pulled the first apu pic i could find

apply yourself.

[maks]

if I owned a gun I'd probably shoot myself

we need to get this girl a gun

[Battery]

we need to get this girl a gunI won't keep it

I'd go play with it for a bit then give it back to you

[Battery]

and don't be lazy maks

if you want me dead get off your ass and do it yourself

[timmy]

bang her before you kill her, its common courtesy ...

[Battery]

before, during or after

[maks]

and don't be lazy maks

if you want me dead get off your ass and do it yourself

no you're not even worth the effort that I already put into it

[Battery]

I put a shot gun cartridge in my vagina because I wanted to shoot it out like those women do with ping pong balls... so I put it in and pushed but it just kind of slowly fell out of my vagina

[m0nde]

http://i.imgur.com/Qtni7.jpg

[Howard Dean]

Rabbinical response please

[maks]

I put a shot gun cartridge in my vagina because I wanted to shoot it out like those women do with ping pong balls... so I put it in and pushed but it just kind of slowly fell out of my vagina

next time put a shotgun in there

[Battery]

next time put a shotgun in thereheh

[rubycalaber]

You should terminate the offending bird via poisoning by soaking birdseed in a toxic chemical such as antifreeze and leaving it outside. Make sure to place the contaminated food in an elevated position only the intended target will be able to reach to limit collateral damage.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/keithinatorbf.gif

>implying any bird would fall for that
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/ImplyingImperialEagle.jpg

lol did someone say bird seed *swoops down and eats all ur bird seed* lmao...... oh no I think I've got a panic attack coming oh oh oh jeoh fuckmeHURLEY HURLEY HURLEY HUGGGGHHHFGFCUMGUHUUUURLEEEEEEYUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHFFFUCK :puke:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/HungryHurleyBird.jpg

[maks]

http://thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scared-4.jpg