Once upon a time, a fat and desperate Rootbeer's life changed suddenly, when a 40 year old meth whore on an internet forum

[cagordon]

acknowledged him. not because she liked him or found him attractive, mind you, but because she was getting made fun of and didn't want to feel isolated in her struggles for forum acceptance. Little did she know it would spiral out of control and he would show up on her doorstep, begging for sex.

[cagordon]

Only to stay for months and months, invading space, crying like a baby, and jizzing involuntarily all over lisa's cat

[Autistic Spectrum]

cleopatra and mark antony got nothing on lisa and rootbeer

[Camoron]

A classic love story

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag come back, post threads about whatever it does not matter your words are so soothing

[TheLizardWhisperer]

She logged into steam the other day

[Autistic Spectrum]

she broke up with the grey haired dog guy and the fishmonger i don't know what her fucking problem is

[steveyos YOLO]

She probably moved in with stevey and his grandma