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juji
10-09-2012, 12:18 AM
Fantasy vs. Reality: Working at a Pet Store

Expectation: Get to work, hold cute hamster. Talk to some customers. Cuddle cute bird. Talk to some customers. Pet funny lizard. Sweep store. Hold squirmy ferret.

Reality: Employees rarely get to hold the pets for any other reason than to show them to customers or to move them around while cleaning cages. Get caught snuggling instead of selling or cleaning, and most chain stores will quickly find an unpleasant task for you well away from any adorable temptations.
juji
10-09-2012, 12:18 AM
Not cool Lisa
timmy
10-09-2012, 12:20 AM
posting from a milkcarton
maks
10-09-2012, 12:21 AM
the truth about lisa
she's a whore
sex with dead people
10-09-2012, 01:09 PM
Cleaning animal shit off the floor and out of cages is the only job she is lawfully permitted to do after abusing retarded children.
flaglerchap
10-09-2012, 01:15 PM
maks IZ UH DAWG PHUKKKURRRR.........

http://leethacker.com/images/xp67d96w79x0f8tsvqww.jpg
maks
10-09-2012, 01:19 PM
I'm not convinced she should be around animals
maks
10-09-2012, 01:24 PM
this won't end well
o0Batty0o
10-09-2012, 02:14 PM
maks IZ UH DAWG PHUKKKURRRR.........

http://leethacker.com/images/xp67d96w79x0f8tsvqww.jpglol
m0nde
10-10-2012, 12:19 AM
Fantasy vs. Reality: Working at a Pet Store

Expectation: Get to work, hold cute hamster. Talk to some customers. Cuddle cute bird. Talk to some customers. Pet funny :lizard:. Sweep store. Hold squirmy ferret.

Reality: Employees rarely get to hold the pets for any other reason than to show them to customers or to move them around while cleaning cages. Get caught snuggling instead of selling or cleaning, and most chain stores will quickly find an unpleasant task for you well away from any adorable temptations.
sup bros
10-10-2012, 12:22 AM
lizard