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Plug Drugs
10-09-2012, 03:34 AM
and they google it to find the answer "nothing. nothing is in vermont."

rubycalaber
10-09-2012, 04:38 AM
Vermont is one of those states I'd never be able to remember if I tried to name all 50 of them

along with Delaware, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, and for some reason I thought Wisconsin and Illinois were cities in canada

I've heard of all these places before but they are so lame they register in my mind as "some city in north america" rather than a state, I guess the north east of america is just boring as fuck since its basically that little tiny cluster of states where nothing ever happens and if it wasnt for stevey I would think Rhode Island was an actual like independent island state in south america or something

jon
10-09-2012, 05:34 AM
its terrible and right now it's windy and rainy and cold and pretty soon it will be covered in slush and mud

ascii_genitals
10-09-2012, 04:37 PM
every single person i have met from vermont has been a pothead since middle school or earlier

blumpkin blownuts
10-09-2012, 04:41 PM
^and usually a drunk too

blumpkin blownuts
10-09-2012, 04:41 PM
oops dbl post

sup bros
10-10-2012, 12:24 AM
I believe that Bob Newhart's bed and breakfast are in vermont as well as Larry, Darryl, and their other brother Darryl.

plusle riot
10-10-2012, 12:56 AM
i once roadraged the shit out of someone with vermont plates, they were doing 20mph and pulled into the exit of a gas station after i sat on the horn for what seemed an eternity . they shook their fist at me. the nerve

sup bros
10-10-2012, 12:58 AM
i once roadraged the shit out of someone with vermont plates, they were doing 20mph and pulled into the exit of a gas station after i sat on the horn for what seemed an eternity . they shook their fist at me. the nerve

instead of acting like a puss, why not follow them to their destination and beat the shit out of them?

skrizach
10-10-2012, 12:59 AM
Vermont is one of those states I'd never be able to remember if I tried to name all 50 of them

along with Delaware, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, and for some reason I thought Wisconsin and Illinois were cities in canada

I've heard of all these places before but they are so lame they register in my mind as "some city in north america" rather than a state, I guess the north east of america is just boring as fuck since its basically that little tiny cluster of states where nothing ever happens and if it wasnt for stevey I would think Rhode Island was an actual like independent island state in south america or something

man I just moved to the northeast and it is shitty as hell up here. I mean it's okay, the scenery is nice, but the cities are shit and the people are horrible assholes.

m0nde
10-10-2012, 12:59 AM
could have beat them down when they stopped at the gas station with her roller skates

plusle riot
10-10-2012, 12:59 AM
i had somewhere to be, i was in a hurry hence me chimping out behind the wheel

sup bros
10-10-2012, 01:01 AM
Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.

plusle riot
10-10-2012, 01:02 AM
i actually looked around my car for any possible weapons and all i had was a left handed boomerang a friend bought me at the ulster county fair on the floor in the backseat, and i'm not even left handed

sup bros
10-10-2012, 01:03 AM
i actually looked around my car for any possible weapons and all i had was a left handed boomerang a friend bought me at the ulster county fair on the floor in the backseat, and i'm not even left handed

like i said...

m0nde
10-10-2012, 01:04 AM
could have slapped them in the face with your goat-skin posting gloves

skrizach
10-10-2012, 01:06 AM
I prefer deerskin gloves, you get a better durability with a nice tactile response.

sup bros
10-10-2012, 01:09 AM
if not latex, it's gotta be lambskin.

plusle riot
10-10-2012, 01:10 AM
like i said...

i don't like the cut of yoru jib


could have slapped them in the face with your goat-skin posting gloves


I prefer deerskin gloves, you get a better durability with a nice tactile response.

i will look into that, those lamb skin ones got torn up to shit every drycleaner refused to clean them saying they'd pretty much fall apart so i just bought another pair (same yellow ones)

sup bros
10-10-2012, 01:11 AM
my jib is uncut. like god intended.

skrizach
10-10-2012, 01:21 AM
i will look into that, those lamb skin ones got torn up to shit every drycleaner refused to clean them saying they'd pretty much fall apart so i just bought another pair (same yellow ones)

I use the deerskin for work and they hold up pretty well. I usually get about a month out of a pair, which is pretty good. I usually get about 8 days out of cowhide, and about 15-20 out of pigskin.

Although on the pigskin ones it's usually the stitching that falls apart so maybe it's a shitty brand.

m0nde
10-10-2012, 01:34 AM
shitskin gloves?

sup bros
10-10-2012, 01:40 AM
shitskin gloves?

does shit have skin?

rubycalaber
10-10-2012, 01:46 AM
i actually looked around my car for any possible weapons and all i had was a left handed boomerang a friend bought me at the ulster county fair on the floor in the backseat, and i'm not even left handed

hahahahaha

well if you were in australia you could have just grabbed any random wild life animal and thrown it at them and it would have poisoned them with venom tipped barbs that wrap around their throat and constrict them and then eat them whole

sup bros
10-10-2012, 01:51 AM
hahahahaha

well if you were in australia you could have just grabbed any random wild life animal and thrown it at them and it would have poisoned them with venom tipped barbs that wrap around their throat and constrict them and then eat them whole

he would have found an excuse not to do it.

plusle riot
10-10-2012, 01:53 AM
no time for love, Dr Jones

sup bros
10-10-2012, 02:00 AM
no time for love, Dr Jones
FUCKIN' KIDS!

maks
10-10-2012, 02:00 AM
fuckin' kids

maks
10-10-2012, 02:00 AM
apparently someone else has seen a set of keys around here

sup bros
10-10-2012, 02:03 AM
apparently someone else has seen a set of keys around here

No, the problem is i can't find my keys.

maks
10-10-2012, 02:17 AM
why do you smell like shoe polish

sup bros
10-10-2012, 02:20 AM
why do you smell like shoe polish

What do you care, you shoe polish smelling mother fucker!?

maks
10-10-2012, 02:31 AM
I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.

sup bros
10-10-2012, 02:33 AM
37.

end this.

maks
10-10-2012, 02:39 AM
end this.

yeah good idea

would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

sup bros
10-10-2012, 02:40 AM
FIFTEEN BUCKS LITTLE MAN, PUT THAT SHIT IN MY.......nooo...must...stop.....fuuuuuuuuuu

plusle riot
10-10-2012, 02:44 AM
yeah good idea

would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

they're exquisite

sup bros
10-10-2012, 02:47 AM
they're exquisite
no, we can't be quoters, it has to end HERE AND NOW.

maks
10-10-2012, 02:51 AM
FIFTEEN BUCKS LITTLE MAN, PUT THAT SHIT IN MY.......nooo...must...stop.....fuuuuuuuuuu

not even supposed to be here today

sup bros
10-10-2012, 02:57 AM
not even supposed to be here today

currently at work and really not supposed to be here today.

maks
10-10-2012, 03:01 AM
I am supposed to be working today but I should have been done hours ago

sup bros
10-10-2012, 04:00 AM
There comes a time in every man's life when they ask themselves "WHAT THE FUCK IS WERMACHT!?"

sup bros
10-10-2012, 04:04 AM
everyone neg rep cody

maks
10-10-2012, 04:05 AM
Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?

sup bros
10-10-2012, 04:08 AM
the jew ziplining from the rafters, doi.

maks
10-10-2012, 04:12 AM
Santa

The man hating dyke. Do you know why? Because the other three are FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION

sup bros
10-10-2012, 04:13 AM
true dat. wait..what...santa...nooooooooo.

sup bros
10-10-2012, 04:40 AM
everyone neg rep cody.