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Lisa
09-19-2014, 02:14 AM
No-one was badly injured but I'm going to have to pay for damages to her scooter and to make things worse she just found out she has cancer today.

I was pulling into a car park on the side of the road and she was in the bike lane between the road and the car park, I indicated and pulled in and she was behind me and slammed into my passenger side door. I didn't see her, I mean obviously. She jumped up and started telling telling me she was going to get a solicitor. So I called the police and got them to attend and technically it was my fault, if there wasn't a bike lane it would have been her fault but anyway still shaking. No tickets issued, just a civil matter but the police are so good at calming people down so I'm just sorting it out with her, I accept that technically I was in the wrong so I'll have to pay for any damages to her scooter.

Fucking running little old ladies with cancer over, geez.

Lisa
09-19-2014, 02:17 AM
Oh and right after it happened while waiting for the police two men came up to me and asked me if I could get pot, lol, I lied and said no I couldn't and told them I had just hit an old lady with my car and was waiting for the police to attend, so they cleared off. Bad timing fellas.

Lisa
09-19-2014, 02:45 AM
Oh and Peter has taken to texting me again, sending me this picture and trying to tell me this is Gemma

http://s22.postimg.org/x2ijqcklt/image.jpg

Um delusional much.

steveyos YOLO
09-19-2014, 03:02 AM
Hope you go to jail where yo belong

Lisa
09-19-2014, 03:59 AM
I didn't stop shaking for 2 hours and now I'm exhausted

I tell you running over little old ladies sure takes it out of you phew!

UofLCardfan08
09-19-2014, 06:26 AM
Give the old lady your cat so they may both die peacefully out of harms way

Lisa
09-19-2014, 06:39 AM
Yeah I was like "I don't have a cent on me, I just paid $300 for my cat it's got renal failure, I get paid Tuesday." And she was like "I'm sorry about your cat, I just found out I have cancer today"

I'm just OMG, I just ran over a little old lady who just found out she has cancer and I'm trying to play my cat is sick card, I'm a pretty bad person.

maks
09-19-2014, 06:50 AM
you just figured out that you're a bad person?

Lisa
09-19-2014, 06:51 AM
Oh yeah I'm a real monster maks

maks
09-19-2014, 06:57 AM
you're certainly the worst this forum has to offer

maks
09-19-2014, 06:58 AM
if you'd never shown up stompleb would be the worst, because he fucks kids, but that's just one in a long list of disgusting shit you've done

Lisa
09-19-2014, 07:01 AM
I haven't fucked any kids you dipshit.

What do you think I've done?

Lisa
09-19-2014, 07:04 AM
I'm a better person than morons who sit around making up shit like that.

Lisa
09-19-2014, 07:08 AM
The fact that you sit there making up shit like that and saying that to a woman who's actually been through that as a kid makes you a pretty fucking pathetic and disgusting person.

Lisa
09-19-2014, 07:12 AM
That would upset me if I didn't already fully know how pathetic, disgusting and terrible a lot of people, like you, are.

Lisa
09-19-2014, 07:17 AM
I'm a hell of a lot tougher than pathetic people like you.


Ok I think 5 responses should cover that, let me know if it doesn't and I'll make another 5 to remind you what a total piece of shit you are.

Now be the good maks that can make light of horrible shit and who gets rid of total pieces of shit, not the pathetic maks who likes to try upset people who have been through worse shit than you.

Weak ass pansy.

Autistic Spectrum
09-19-2014, 07:20 AM
lisa, peter and gemma found the court papers about you fucking the 8th graders in your boot, and sure you deny it now, just like in a couple months you will deny that you murdered shirley dundee the mayor of penguin island cause she wanted to stop giving you welfare checks,,while she was in her rascel scooter ,, your broken mind will have forgotton all about it by then and you will call us all fucktarded for saying it

Lisa
09-19-2014, 07:21 AM
I'm not going to gather any mushrooms for you in village life now.

Lisa
09-19-2014, 07:22 AM
lisa, peter and gemma found the court papers about you fucking the 8th graders in your boot, and sure you deny it now, just like in a couple months you will deny that you murdered shirley dundee the mayor of penguin island cause she wanted to stop giving you welfare checks,,while she was in her rascel scooter ,, your broken mind will have forgotton all about it by then and you will call us all fucktarded for saying it
There is no Gemma and there most certainly is not any court papers about me fucking any 8th graders.

Just totally fuck off with that shit idiot.

Autistic Spectrum
09-19-2014, 07:25 AM
i love how you did not deny that you killed shelisa dunddee the mayor of penguin island for trying to cut off your welfare checks,,,

Lisa
09-19-2014, 07:31 AM
i love how you did not deny that you killed shelisa dunddee the mayor of penguin island for trying to cut off your welfare checks,,,

Lol

Lisa
09-19-2014, 07:33 AM
Please can we just have banter about something else other than fucking little kids, it's getting a bit much. Seriously it's a bit fucking sick that that is all yous seem to post about. I don't think I deserve that shit. I've lived it and it's really not funny and I can only shrug it off so much before getting upset. I don't like having to think about it all the time just because some weak ass pathetic loser is deliberately trying to seriously upset me.

Lisa
09-19-2014, 07:36 AM
I would sooner murder someone who does something like that. People like that should be wiped off the fucking planet and people who get off constantly making "jokes" about it should be next.

steveyos YOLO
09-19-2014, 01:00 PM
Sad that you're here since i was hoping you'd be in jail today

Autistic Spectrum
09-19-2014, 01:04 PM
too bad you can't sue super poor people

Lisa
09-19-2014, 01:11 PM
I called the police myself to attend and I didn't even get a ticket.

You know I've never had a driving ticket in my life.

KKKody
09-19-2014, 02:55 PM
lisa always sucked the cop off, but that didn't keep her outta the looney bin, they just blew their loads in her mouth, maced her, and took her pregnant ass off to the lollipop factory so she could murder her baby and score some ativan

steveyos YOLO
09-19-2014, 02:57 PM
Probably because you only leave it once every 2 years

maks
09-19-2014, 05:04 PM
Please can we just have banter about something else other than fucking little kids, it's getting a bit much. Seriously it's a bit fucking sick that that is all yous seem to post about. I don't think I deserve that shit. I've lived it and it's really not funny and I can only shrug it off so much before getting upset. I don't like having to think about it all the time just because some weak ass pathetic loser is deliberately trying to seriously upset me.

you fucked a kid and I'm not supposed to talk about it? to hell with that. maybe you should have thought about this before you fucked a kid.

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09-19-2014, 05:43 PM
...........................codey's New crew posting in retarded lisa's thread.




..........................................:suicidal:

maks
09-19-2014, 05:48 PM
why don't you make a new account typing all those dots must be incredibly tedious in fact this is probably one of those situations where it's more tedious to write your posts than it is to read your posts

maks
09-19-2014, 05:50 PM
and let me tell you, reading your posts, well, it's tedious as fuck, so maybe that's saying a lot, I dunno. so anyway make a new account, or leave, or learn to post, whatever you want man idc

steveyos YOLO
09-19-2014, 09:40 PM
You're not her favorite poster anymore

Lisa
09-19-2014, 10:12 PM
lisa always sucked the cop off, but that didn't keep her outta the looney bin, they just blew their loads in her mouth, maced her, and took her pregnant ass off to the lollipop factory so she could murder her baby and score some ativan

What?

Um no. Retard.

Lisa
09-19-2014, 10:13 PM
you fucked a kid and I'm not supposed to talk about it? to hell with that. maybe you should have thought about this before you fucked a kid.

I have never fucked a kid you retard. Get some more posting tips from Cody.

Lisa
09-19-2014, 10:14 PM
why don't you make a new account typing all those dots must be incredibly tedious in fact this is probably one of those situations where it's more tedious to write your posts than it is to read your posts

You're about 100 times more fucking boring than me.

maks
09-19-2014, 10:22 PM
You're about 100 times more fucking boring than me.

I was taking to epson you retard when do you ever type a bunch of dots

maks
09-19-2014, 10:22 PM
not everything is about you you childfucking egomaniac

Lisa
09-19-2014, 10:24 PM
I was taking to epson you retard when do you ever type a bunch of dots
Lol sorry

Lisa
09-19-2014, 10:25 PM
not everything is about you you childfucking egomaniac
It usually is around here to be fair.

Stop with the childfucking maks, it's all you ever seem to post about.

maks
09-19-2014, 10:29 PM
well I'm sharing a forum with two confirmed childfuckers, I think it's a subject worth discussing given the circumstances

Lisa
09-19-2014, 10:31 PM
No you aren't. You just keeping posting about childfucking.

Lisa
09-19-2014, 10:32 PM
Maks posting about fucking children in between posting pictures of dead cats.

steveyos YOLO
09-19-2014, 11:59 PM
And for each time he does you make 3-5 more posts about it

Camoron
09-20-2014, 09:06 AM
No-one was badly injured but I'm going to have to pay for damages to her scooter and to make things worse she just found out she has cancer today.

I was pulling into a car park on the side of the road and she was in the bike lane between the road and the car park, I indicated and pulled in and she was behind me and slammed into my passenger side door. I didn't see her, I mean obviously. She jumped up and started telling telling me she was going to get a solicitor. So I called the police and got them to attend and technically it was my fault, if there wasn't a bike lane it would have been her fault but anyway still shaking. No tickets issued, just a civil matter but the police are so good at calming people down so I'm just sorting it out with her, I accept that technically I was in the wrong so I'll have to pay for any damages to her scooter.

Fucking running little old ladies with cancer over, geez.

:stare::stare::stare: :magpi:

rootbeer
09-20-2014, 09:11 AM
She sounds like she wants us to feel bad? lol

Lisa
09-20-2014, 09:39 AM
She sounds like she wants us to feel bad? lol

What?

steveyos YOLO
09-20-2014, 11:29 AM
fuck kids all day everyday

KKKody
09-20-2014, 07:06 PM
ruby totally approves of fucking kids and incest idk why lisa got so mad she asked to be deleted

me on the other hand, i sent ruby a very nice PM explaining why i want all my accts spaminatored.

deso maybe you can help me make that happen? hopefully marks sees this post i'm sure he would advocate for me.

lnopia the great
09-20-2014, 07:10 PM
you could just stop posting here

lnopia the great
09-20-2014, 07:10 PM
or even change your password to a large string ofrandom characters

KKKody
09-20-2014, 07:19 PM
you could just stop posting here

really i can't unless i dont have an account, i managed to qiut awhile back for a few months but i like taking digs at certain people too much to just stop. making new accounts is harder cause i have to suck all the right e-dicks to get unherped and thats just too much work

m0nde
09-28-2014, 10:14 PM
added as much of this as I could to lisa.txt

m0nde
09-28-2014, 10:15 PM
lots of catching up to do. how many alts has she gone through?

jon
09-29-2014, 07:07 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Z0ezJsf.jpg

contrary to popular belief this is not the open road but it is in fact their court system

steveyos YOLO
09-29-2014, 01:51 PM
lots of catching up to do. how many alts has she gone through?


At least 10 this year so far

Autistic Spectrum
09-29-2014, 02:27 PM
lisa is my homegirl

m0nde
09-29-2014, 08:11 PM
vIzZNlAtnWQ&autoplay=1

KKKody
09-29-2014, 10:34 PM
:puke:

Autistic Spectrum
09-29-2014, 10:36 PM
vIzZNlAtnWQ&autoplay=1

MONDE THIS VIDEO HAS 71 VIEWS HER ACCOUNT HAS 1 VIDEO, SHE IS 15 YEARS OLD ,, THIS IS WHY YOUR THE KING MONDE,,KING OF YTMNSFW FOURMS

Lisa
09-29-2014, 10:41 PM
No-one missed that repulsive pedophile who posts recipes

Autistic Spectrum
09-29-2014, 10:43 PM
you two can trade repcies and tip for how to fuck 15 year olds

Lisa
09-29-2014, 10:45 PM
That's more for m0nde and of course maks who constantly posts about fucking little kids, not for me

Lisa
09-29-2014, 10:46 PM
I have better posts to make like what color my piss is and running over little old ladies

Autistic Spectrum
09-29-2014, 10:49 PM
BOOT COURT PAPERS DON'T LIE

m0nde
09-29-2014, 10:50 PM
posting about putting meth heads in the herpetarium. lisa and iggster azealea

Autistic Spectrum
09-29-2014, 10:54 PM
lisa why can't you be like iggy aleza , she's blonde and austliran,, or ovlia netwon jhon, another hot blonde asutlrian women

Lisa
09-29-2014, 11:01 PM
BOOT COURT PAPERS DON'T LIE
Criminally insane meth junkies do

Boot court papers are about as real as gemma being this

http://s8.postimg.org/knue9x33p/image.jpg

m0nde
09-29-2014, 11:05 PM
iggy the herpetarium lady

Autistic Spectrum
09-29-2014, 11:12 PM
m0nde save this for later

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Autistic Spectrum
09-29-2014, 11:13 PM
i kill pride i hurt fellings, this outfit, it murk bitches

m0nde
09-29-2014, 11:20 PM
lisa, is iggy popular in australia?

Lisa
09-29-2014, 11:22 PM
lisa, is iggy popular in australia?

More so in America but the Australia media seems to be really proud of her for being popular with Americans

m0nde
09-29-2014, 11:24 PM
i feel sorry for her mother. from what i've read, she abandoned that poor woman.

Lisa
09-29-2014, 11:24 PM
I heard about her and gave her a listen, was not blown away but sure yeah, good on her

Autistic Spectrum
09-29-2014, 11:24 PM
there calling her this generartions ovlia newtwon jhon in the melborune papers

Lisa
09-29-2014, 11:26 PM
i feel sorry for her mother. from what i've read, she abandoned that poor woman.
She ran away to America when she was like 15 or something, was from a small town, and she wanted to be a famous rapper and she made it happen so yeah, petty gutsy for a teenage girl from a small Aussie town

m0nde
09-29-2014, 11:26 PM
the only song that's 1/2 decent is the one where she and steve aioki talk about beating the shit out of people

m0nde
09-29-2014, 11:27 PM
She ran away to America when she was like 15 or something, was from a small town, and she wanted to be a famous rapper and she made it happen so yeah, petty gutsy for a teenage girl from a small Aussie townyes. she told her mother she was visiting the us and then never came back and her mother was very worried for a long time

Autistic Spectrum
09-29-2014, 11:27 PM
click clack bang bang we in da murda bizzness is my fav song,, fancy is a close second

Lisa
09-29-2014, 11:36 PM
Remember I had her in my sig like months ago

It's ok, I'm not that into it, I don't know what I'm into these days.... Nothing I guess