aatn fellow it workers, help lwgebdary iternet poster Camroon land a job itt plzzz

[Camoron]

I am willing to relocate.

[rootbeer]

Are you good with your hands?

[maks]

send your resume to headhunters and let them do all the work

[Camoron]

I dont know any headhinters what headhunters

[Camoron]

Are you good with your hands?

Are you going to make a joke about me giving you a handjob because I really need an actual job not a joke ;_;

[maks]

I dont know any headhinters what headhunters

people who recruit IT workers for a living.

[maks]

idk what agencies you have in michigan but maybe try here http://www.headhuntersdirectory.com/USA/in/Michigan/area.htm

or just post your resume on careerbuilder.com and 4 of them will contact you by the end of the day

[maks]

the ones who want you to sell insurance are scammers report them to careerbuilder and call them cunts in your reply

[Camoron]

I dont have much field experience ive mostly been doing tech support and teaching and I have been at 3 jobs this year alone (left two for more money, got fired from my last one, bad decision on my part lmao) so it doesnt look good

[Camoron]

I was hired to sell satellite but went out on one day and it was door to door so I quit today


Havent heard from any of the other positoons I applied for

[maks]

if you can't get a headhunter then temp until you can temp agencies are always hiring because people are always leaving to get real jobs

[Camoron]

I applied to like 20 tech support or IT jobs just waiting to hear from some. I applied for my last job in march and didnt get an interview until June by which time I already had a job which I stupidly left to work at a plafe that sucked for a little extra money and some nice benefits and then I got fired and my old job is full and probably wouldnt take me back since I left them even though I was good at it and they liked me :conan:

[Camoron]

I just spebt a lot of money recently. I have 1300 dollars left and then I am going to he relying on my gorlfriend for money. I am sure I'll get calls about jobs eventually but I dont really want to wait too lony to hear back, I cant afford to

[Camoron]

Fucking phone keyboard

[maks]

if you go to a temp agency you could be doing data entry by the end of the month and after that doing something relevant to your career

[steveyos YOLO]

Become a teacher and fuck your students like lisa did

[maks]

he was a teacher and then he was on about some new girlfriend and suddenly he's out of work :hmm:

[Camoron]

I stopped teaching because my new job required travel so I said I wouldnt be able to go back this fall. That turned out well.

[Camoron]

I literally got fired for making too many goodones on this forum

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............................you could paint houses like codey.


............................or you can push Walmart carts like pluggy.

[steveyos YOLO]

.............................or you can suck big black cocks like marco.

[Camoron]

:hmm: interesting career opportunities thanks guys

[KKKody]

cam's new company vehicle

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/06-07_Volkswagen_Beetle_GeekSquad.jpg

[Camoron]

I should see of geek squid is hiring

[Autistic Spectrum]

stand outside of home depot with your lawn mower someone's bound to have grass that needs cutting

[Camoron]

I dont have a lawn mower right now actually

[maks]

I should see of geek squid is hiring

geek squad is bad for your resume, you pick up a lot of bad habits there

[KKKody]

yeah like marks

did you try turning it off and back on again?

[steveyos YOLO]

Just go on welfare for the remainder of your life like looney lisa did

[Poopalew]

Just go on welfare for the remainder of your life like looney lisa did

The pile of shit on whether there was a single exodus or several.

[KKKody]

break poopalew again and i will stop posting

[Camoron]

U heard hin, break that fuckin bot

[Camoron]

Fuck me god damn it why cant I get an interview somewhere that isnt selling fucking satellite

[maks]

because you didn't take my advice and let the headhunters do all the work

[KKKody]

i can get you a good job in ohio cam.

the problem is you're a 2 faced dickhead, so actually no.

[Camoron]

Lol what did I do to upset code????

[KKKody]

idk maybe typing it wrong so thats why you got fired, shitty IT guy

[steveyos YOLO]

Camron took away steveys girlfriend what an asshole

[KKKody]

yeah really he saved the world from the antigoutchrist

[Camoron]

Cody why am I two face

[juji]

Cody is being a smug as fuck

[KKKody]

Cody is being a smug as fuck

it's easy to fly with eagles, when you're surrounded by turkeys

[Camoron]

Dodging my questions

[m0nde]

I dont know any headhinters what headhuntershere you go

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=michigan+recruiting+companies

[m0nde]

also, create a lkinkedin profile and add me and elezzzark and the guy who used to be dp's boss

[juji]

also, create a lkinkedin profile and add me and elezzzark and the guy who used to be dp's boss

Fuck linkedin

[m0nde]

lol

[juji]

Im tired of getting invitations to join their networks, so what for?

They cant be serious

[m0nde]

well, if you want recruiters to cakllk you instead of the other way around, then create a fucking linkedin profile and set it up properly, it's not a social network for friends and cat pictures

it's not for you, elezzzark, you already are doing your own thing making apps, etc.

[juji]

Yeah, my business can keep my ends meet after all, I hired an assistant, I dont see a reason to use linkedin for anyone can be smug trying to show their resume are better than yours while licking boss' ass

[steveyos YOLO]

Are you working for fjs industries?

[juji]

Are you working for fjs industries?

This is fantasy company which is invented by steffies that never exists, it would be joke

[Camoron]

Will set up linkedin later. I already have one but theres nothong on it

[jon]

what about one of those jobs where you climb cell towers to work on them, drive a truck, refuel the cell tower backup generators, etc., keep the cellular networks alive so i can continue to keep in touch with my friends on the 4g lte network

[m0nde]

camoron, you have many options .I think you should get help from rootbeer. He has a good stable job and can help you even if you have to leverage alternative skills. he lives very close you should meet up

[jon]

you guys can lift together and then turn the lights out

[Camoron]

I literally got hired in a ridic job I will post about later if I actually ever get to start. The guy said he would call me and never did so called him and I'm waiting yo hear back

[Camoron]

I also had a phone interview witb verizon and I have an interview with sprint on tuesday

[KKKody]

why not set your sights a little bit higher? i mean you could do something entrepenuerial

[KKKody]

grow some medical pot or something

[m0nde]

maybe start your own handyman business and pay no taxes

[KKKody]

he woiod cut hid dick off the first time he used a circular saw though

[Camoron]

i tried to get tim to move here and start an IT company with me but he wiont do it :conan:

[m0nde]

so move to Australia and do it

[jon]

Groupe d'Intervention de la Gendarmerie Nationale

[Camoron]

Im gay

[jon]

be an inventor

http://i.imgur.com/vKcNc3R.gif

[m0nde]

Groupe d'Intervention de la Gendarmerie Nationale
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