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jon
10-04-2014, 10:16 PM
it's really good you guys

http://i.imgur.com/re62l5M.jpg

:hail:

Dirty Harry
10-04-2014, 10:18 PM
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juji
10-04-2014, 10:25 PM
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m0nde
10-04-2014, 11:27 PM
I made that joke with him on Fb and he didn't find it funny at first...then he let it go. He's over you Lisa, he can laugh about it. You have no power over him any more. moveon.org

jon
10-05-2014, 07:23 AM
you didn't put this much effort into it though

jon
10-05-2014, 07:24 AM
you also didn't simultaneously troll lisa or debra

Lisa
10-05-2014, 07:49 AM
I made that joke with him on Fb and he didn't find it funny at first...then he let it go. He's over you Lisa, he can laugh about it. You have no power over him any more. moveon.org

What the fuck are you talking about retard? And why are you posting to me?

Getalife.org

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 08:31 AM
it's really good you guys

http://i.imgur.com/re62l5M.jpg

:hail:

lol, this made me laugh.........it's actually what were naming our daughter

timmy
10-05-2014, 08:33 AM
lol, this made me laugh.........it's actually what were naming our daughter

http://37.media.tumblr.com/75b8ff5ff5f2b628af5c7424c1ef520f/tumblr_n70jfanPjA1re1qkwo2_500.png

timmy
10-05-2014, 08:33 AM
lol, this made me laugh.........it's actually what were naming our daughter

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timmy
10-05-2014, 08:34 AM
jesus christ, when does it end

zlister
10-05-2014, 08:36 AM
have you chosen a godmother?

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 08:38 AM
but this is actually what it looks like without the photoshop, nice photoshop jonhttps://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10649632_822985584420773_3074012993764240409_n.jpg?oh=f7fcd00c0d6fbe42337a5ab8b2f567af&oe=54C2F54F and for the record I did not tell him to get this, as a matter of fact I told him I would never get anyones name tattood on me unless it was my children.....it was a very nice gesture on his part though

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 08:41 AM
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I was kiding, just making light of it.......

juji
10-05-2014, 08:43 AM
rootbeer married with Debra, congrats

rootbeer
10-05-2014, 08:55 AM
rootbeer married with Debra, congrats

Thanks

jon
10-05-2014, 08:58 AM
jesus christ, when does it end

the ride never ends

m0nde
10-05-2014, 09:18 AM
lol, this made me laugh.........it's actually what were naming our daughter
ahahahah, if you name your daughter Lisa that will be gold!

jon
10-05-2014, 09:20 AM
did you get a common law marriage

common and current

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 09:48 AM
did you get a common law marriage

common and current

I thought a common law marriage was where a couple are together for so long that they are legally considered married? We went to the county clerks office and applied for a marriage license, then had a rev marry us in a small ceremony.

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 09:49 AM
the ride never ends

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 09:51 AM
ahahahah, if you name your daughter Lisa that will be gold!

lol, that would be horrible, thinking I'm going to name her Autumn Sunshine, not really sure yet though

m0nde
10-05-2014, 09:57 AM
:)

lnopia the great
10-05-2014, 11:54 AM
wait he actually has a debra tattoo??

m0nde
10-05-2014, 11:55 AM
where do you think jon got the idea for this joke?

lnopia the great
10-05-2014, 11:56 AM
did the tattoo artist not properly do his job and actually let a retarded man child get that permentantly on his back fat

lnopia the great
10-05-2014, 11:59 AM
nothing says i love you like having your girlfriends name in large solid black old english on your back

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 11:59 AM
wait he actually has a debra tattoo??

yup, he's crazy, he was kind of upset that I wasn't super excited about it but to be honest I'm against getting significant others names tattooed. I would only tattoo my kids names or maybe a loved one that passed away. I told him if anything happens where we're not together he can get a coffin around the name. ;)

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 12:01 PM
I am a little flattered that he didn't give a shit about what anybody else thought and got it anyway

lnopia the great
10-05-2014, 12:01 PM
yea a solid black coffin to go with the solid black birds, those arent laughable tattoos at all

m0nde
10-05-2014, 12:06 PM
why is everyone always attacking this guy? lnopia, reveal some shit about your life so we can dump on you.

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 12:08 PM
lol, that's only if he ever has to cover it, and I've seen worse for tattoos by far........I'm pretty sure he wanted something else but Lisa suggested the birds instead, I'm pretty sure I recall him telling me that

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 12:12 PM
why is everyone always attacking this guy? lnopia, reveal some shit about your life so we can dump on you.

right? it is pretty lame, guess some people have nothing better to do.......some people should be thanking rootb for being a little diffrent,seems like it gives their life some excitement that is otherwise lacking

KKKody
10-05-2014, 12:30 PM
nothing says i will regret this later in life better than having a huge black tattoo of a woman's name whom you will later hate more than anyone you ever met when she's gouging your checks every month, fucking some other dude, and wont let you see your own fucking kid.

Autistic Spectrum
10-05-2014, 12:33 PM
lol remeber when rootbeer dyed his hair like a rainbow

Autistic Spectrum
10-05-2014, 12:34 PM
this is worse than that time

Autistic Spectrum
10-05-2014, 12:34 PM
he could have at least got DEBBIE on there so when then break up in a few months he can just add

LITTLE

SNACK CAKES

Autistic Spectrum
10-05-2014, 12:36 PM
rootbeers poor life choices are what has kept this shitty fourm afloat for years,, keep up the good work rootbeer :tup:

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 12:42 PM
nothing says i will regret this later in life better than having a huge black tattoo of a woman's name whom you will later hate more than anyone you ever met when she's gouging your checks every month, fucking some other dude, and wont let you see your own fucking kid.

Did this happen to you? For starters I would never withhold my child from seeing their father, unless for some reason he posed a threat. The kids happen to be at their dads house right now and before the courts established a set amount of child support he was giving me cash, more than the courts ended up ordering him to pay. He knows they are his kids too, he helped create them and he helps support them and he never complains about it and, and believe it or not he doesn't hate me. lol, but his girlfriend does but that's only because for some reason she is jelly of me.....

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 12:45 PM
he could have at least got DEBBIE on there so when then break up in a few months he can just add

LITTLE

SNACK CAKES
lol, plain and simple he should of just got the little debbie tattoo (snack cakes and all)

m0nde
10-05-2014, 12:45 PM
this is a troll forum and that's why everyone is dumping on this guy just for clarification

Autistic Spectrum
10-05-2014, 12:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3XPWljg.jpg

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 12:47 PM
lol remeber when rootbeer dyed his hair like a rainbow

by the way I hated that rainbow hair

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 12:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3XPWljg.jpg

how dare she........well never mind, I guess everybody loves little debbie, so it's acceptable......I was going to come out with my own snacks cakes called DEBBIE LEE'S MUNCHIES.......

Gentleman Doli
10-05-2014, 12:52 PM
why is everyone always attacking this guy? lnopia, reveal some shit about your life so we can dump on you.

bcause a lot of waht he does is realy, realy, realy funny?

Gentleman Doli
10-05-2014, 12:53 PM
traveling acros the world to be with a woman uve never met = funny.
jzizing all over her carpet and then arguing with her continually over an internet message bord why sending her text mesages that you really stil love her = realy , realy funny

Gentleman Doli
10-05-2014, 12:53 PM
;]

Autistic Spectrum
10-05-2014, 12:54 PM
m0nde believes in a 12 armed blue elephant god ,his belif system is fucked up ,, he called maro a good poster in another thread lol

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 12:55 PM
I was about 13 or 14 when I thought of it, a snack cake for stoners.......kind of stealing little debbies and sara lee's names but I could get away with it because my middle name is lee, and munchies because well you know stoners get the munchies.....yeah it would of been good

m0nde
10-05-2014, 12:55 PM
i did? i said that i wantd lexi persimmons back, that's all dp, stop dumping on me okay i never am mean to anyone here

Autistic Spectrum
10-05-2014, 12:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Yf7gint.jpg

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 12:57 PM
m0nde believes in a 12 armed blue elephant god ,his belif system is fucked up ,, he called maro a good poster in another thread lol

do you believe in any god???

Gentleman Doli
10-05-2014, 12:58 PM
do you believe in any god???

why are u psoting here?

Gentleman Doli
10-05-2014, 12:58 PM
i mean i acept the fact that conceptualy at least the idea of rootbeers literal real life fiance posting here is prety hilarious, but in execution im not rly sure its oewrkign out

KKKody
10-05-2014, 12:59 PM
Did this happen to you? For starters I would never withhold my child from seeing their father, unless for some reason he posed a threat. The kids happen to be at their dads house right now and before the courts established a set amount of child support he was giving me cash, more than the courts ended up ordering him to pay. He knows they are his kids too, he helped create them and he helps support them and he never complains about it and, and believe it or not he doesn't hate me. lol, but his girlfriend does but that's only because for some reason she is jelly of me.....

i didnt read any of this but i'm not stupid enough to tattoo any bitch's name on my body.

Autistic Spectrum
10-05-2014, 12:59 PM
wish ob was in here to have a god chat with debbie

KKKody
10-05-2014, 01:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Yf7gint.jpg

thats fucking retarded, you can use these things on an airplane but nope, not in the city of capitol murder and mayhem, you have to find the crip colored signs and hope the local bloods are not in the area to drive by on your vapefagging ass

KKKody
10-05-2014, 01:01 PM
bloods smoke newport reds and marlboro reds nigga, fuck that vaping crip shit.

Dick Whisperer
10-05-2014, 01:01 PM
would love to stay and post but I gota run to the store and get stuff for dinner before my kiddies get home peace out:peace:

Gentleman Doli
10-05-2014, 01:02 PM
im goign to link child protective services 2 tihs forum

m0nde
10-05-2014, 01:02 PM
i read a really good ob post about transsexualism being hidden/secret shit in the catholic chrugh. doli do you believe in men to women trans nuns doing things in the cloisters? debbie, what do you think of this?
you faggots don't take anything seriously and that is why lisa and ob are mad. fuck you all

m0nde
10-05-2014, 01:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Yf7gint.jpg i am going to use that in my avatar thank you dp

KKKody
10-05-2014, 01:03 PM
brb reading a wiki on how to take the internet seriously, but i can't make sense of it

Autistic Spectrum
10-05-2014, 01:07 PM
the only thing i know about god is

that he exists

KKKody
10-05-2014, 01:11 PM
the only thing i know about god is

that he exists

you're a liar, there is no god. no supreme being would allow the levels of pain and suffering inflicted upon innocent children in this world every day to happen.

KKKody
10-05-2014, 01:11 PM
god would not let people like stompleb exist

lnopia the great
10-05-2014, 01:17 PM
why is everyone always attacking this guy? lnopia, reveal some shit about your life so we can dump on you.

im going rock climbing later and might be entering in a bouldering comp in nov depending on how many skill divisions they will have. I also have a date with a beautiful blonde girl tomorrow :clap:

we can talk more about that if yall want but it isnt as entertaining as rootbeer

m0nde
10-05-2014, 01:20 PM
sounds fun, thanks for being forthcoming

Autistic Spectrum
10-05-2014, 01:21 PM
m0nde did you ever get that Allison tatto removed

Autistic Spectrum
10-05-2014, 01:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xZQsaJl.jpg

m0nde
10-05-2014, 01:25 PM
no i still have it,,dp why do you have to bring up things like that, it hurts what if i brought up things about your life and the tatoos you've had removed with lighter fluid and matches while people held you down with a dead duckling in your mouth to muffle the screams?

Autistic Spectrum
10-05-2014, 01:26 PM
i unlocked the duck hunt dog today in smash 4,, brought back alot of hurt

m0nde
10-05-2014, 01:26 PM
i'm sharing that on pintereast and facebook hope you don't mind

m0nde
10-05-2014, 01:27 PM
i wish the duckk hunt dog was a boston terrier

KKKody
10-05-2014, 01:36 PM
rock climbing shit stolen from marks lnopia is lying

m0nde
10-05-2014, 01:41 PM
jon is the one i remember who does rock climbing

rootbeer
10-05-2014, 02:08 PM
im going rock climbing later and might be entering in a bouldering comp in nov depending on how many skill divisions they will have. I also have a date with a beautiful blonde girl tomorrow :clap:

we can talk more about that if yall want but it isnt as entertaining as rootbeer
Translation: I'm going to play on the rock wall at my ymca and go home and jerk off

jon
10-05-2014, 02:21 PM
i quit climbing

m0nde
10-05-2014, 02:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/iy320T0.jpg

lnopia the great
10-05-2014, 03:05 PM
Translation: I'm going to play on the rock wall at my ymca and go home and jerk off

Since you are going to need a little (a lot of) help to make fun of me, i am a little socially awkward and suffer from analysis paralysis sometimes

but fortunately im in good shape and attractive so its never really been a big issue

m0nde
10-05-2014, 03:11 PM
have a rock wall installed in your place like jon did then youre all set!

lnopia the great
10-05-2014, 04:04 PM
the upstairs bedrooms have sloped ceilings so it is possible :hmm:

how good were you jon?

m0nde
10-05-2014, 04:24 PM
apparently jon had a wall at work and all that idk why he quit i think his new thing is archerhy and ar15s built by hand he is a weapons expert

KKKody
10-05-2014, 06:59 PM
archery is a great sport only faggots who can't aim make fun of archers

jon
10-05-2014, 07:25 PM
i was a gym climber i didn't go outdoors and i was okay

i basically peaked at a point where i could flash almost any 5.10, finish almost any 5.11c, finish the occasional 5.12b, and once completed a 5.13 on an autobelay

my bouldering is shit though i never got better than V4's

pro tip from one ex-climber to another, always go to bouldering competitions even if you suck, they make you better

jon
10-05-2014, 07:31 PM
i quit climbing because it is antagonistic and i could not gain any weight doing it, i now lift weights and have gained about 15 pounds from where i was

Desolation
10-06-2014, 12:33 AM
that whale woman waddled to the closest Kroger 11 hours age and never returned to post about what she bought for her kids. Do snicker ice cream bars really take that long to cook?

m0nde
10-06-2014, 12:43 AM
smaug

Desolation
10-06-2014, 12:46 AM
hey bro...

Autistic Spectrum
10-06-2014, 12:49 AM
http://cdn-img1.imagechef.com/w/141005/samp1f36f6c428c59707.jpg

m0nde
10-06-2014, 01:54 AM
i tried to derail this thread and make it about mountain climbing but you keep fucking it up

rootbeer
10-06-2014, 11:48 AM
Climb this mountain bb

jon
10-06-2014, 11:52 AM
http://cdn-img1.imagechef.com/w/141005/samp1f36f6c428c59707.jpg

Generic Poster

jon
10-06-2014, 11:53 AM
i like how that tattoo is auto-generated and still looks twice as realistic as mine, after an hour of work

Lisa
10-06-2014, 11:55 AM
You have that tattoo? Lol

jon
10-06-2014, 12:01 PM
no lisa, twice as realistic as my photoshop work on rootbeer's actual back, did you even read this thread, do the drugs inhibit memory formation beyond 3 pages of posts, what's going on in your life lisa, how are things

rootbeer
10-06-2014, 12:09 PM
no lisa, twice as realistic as my photoshop work on rootbeer's actual back, did you even read this thread, do the drugs inhibit memory formation beyond 3 pages of posts, what's going on in your life lisa, how are things
:rofldata:

Lisa
10-06-2014, 12:11 PM
no lisa, twice as realistic as my photoshop work on rootbeer's actual back, did you even read this thread, do the drugs inhibit memory formation beyond 3 pages of posts, what's going on in your life lisa, how are things

I was joking dipshit

jon
10-06-2014, 12:20 PM
i am very anti-tattoo, you need to understand this, i do not wear rings anywhere on my body, or allow it to be marked, or pierced, or otherwise adorned with non-functional clothing items

Lisa
10-06-2014, 12:31 PM
I understand, I was making a joke because of your wording, I never actually thought you had that tattooed on your back lol

I also do not have any tattoos, had one designed for me by an artist who gave it to me as a present and wanted to tattoo me but I wouldn't let him tattoo me but the design was what I had described to him, it was two mountains with a river running through the valley between with an eyeball as the sun setting between the mountains and also being the source of the river like a stream of tears and the river ending in a waterfall which I would have put the names of people who I have loved who have died in the waterfall and the waterfall could be extended to run right down my back as more people died, but I decided not to do it. but I had him design it because he has like one of those photographic minds but more than that if you think of an image and describe it to him it's like he can pull the image straight from your mind and draw it exact.

And I have 8 holes in my ears for earrings which all except the first two I pierced myself but I don't wear earring anymore and I once put a safety pin through my eyebrow at a party but took it out at the end of the night because I knew a guy who pierced his eyebrow with a safety pin and he left it in there and the pin corroded into his eyebrow.

The end.

steveyos YOLO
10-06-2014, 12:46 PM
LOL wall of text nobody will read

Lisa
10-06-2014, 12:48 PM
Lol dickhead who can barely string one sentence together following my every post

lnopia the great
10-06-2014, 03:43 PM
mountains

KKKody
10-06-2014, 03:49 PM
LOL wall of text nobody will read

i'km sure as fuck not reading all that backpedaling bullshit, looks like something someone who was up on meth for 4-5 days would write, or OB.

steveyos YOLO
10-06-2014, 03:53 PM
Long wall of text by lisa = raged out bitch

KKKody
10-06-2014, 04:04 PM
Long wall of text by lisa = raged out bitch

double spacing, coming soon to a raged out meth whore nowhere near you

jon
10-06-2014, 04:08 PM
LOL wall of text nobody will read

lol, it's the tallest wall of text i've ever seen, and i used to climb walls for fun, but i will not climb this one (with my eyes)

m0nde
10-06-2014, 04:11 PM
lol of text

KKKody
10-06-2014, 04:24 PM
lol of text
:lizard: talk

jon
10-06-2014, 04:45 PM
the gist of it was that lisa has a lot of holes

Dick Whisperer
10-06-2014, 06:54 PM
that whale woman waddled to the closest Kroger 11 hours age and never returned to post about what she bought for her kids. Do snicker ice cream bars really take that long to cook?

We had lasagna with salad and fresh bake artisan bread. FYI, I waddled to the closet Meijers, we don't have a kroger around here. After dinner I enjoyed a little quality time with my kids because they were gone for the whole weekend and I missed them (real life stuff) but thanks for the concern.

Dick Whisperer
10-06-2014, 06:56 PM
i like how that tattoo is auto-generated and still looks twice as realistic as mine, after an hour of work

lol, I can't believe you wasted an hour photoshopping rootb's back, it was pretty funny though.....

Lisa
10-06-2014, 07:30 PM
the gist of it was that lisa has a lot of holes

Lol