bump this thread everytime a cute girl flirts with you irl

[Camoron]

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[Autistic Spectrum]

lock this thread

[Camoron]

Eagerly awaiting some flirty stories :swoon: dont lock we got some real heartbreakers here

[jon]

:smug:

[Camoron]

Buffalo Wild wings waitress bump

[cagordon]

:smug:

[Camoron]

Cag bump cag flirts with me all the time

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

hardees drive thru bump

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

she had a fupa and some black person name tattooed on her neck though so idk if it counts as qt

[Camoron]

Fupa???

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

a fat upper pussy area its a word from middle school

[Camoron]

Lol how could you tell

[Camoron]

I'm drunk anr my girlfriend is being a bitch

[steveyos YOLO]

Eat her asshole out then make out with her face

[Camoron]

We ended up having sex after j cried gor a little while

[steveyos YOLO]

Stealing rooty's tactics ftw

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

bump hail king dandadadada
started lifting again this week after a couple months of being lazy
same day I started going girls started giving me a shitload more attn
something to do with testosterone and how it turns you into a walking talking penis
this girl who has been ignoring me and not letting me touch her hair came up to me all big eyed and wet gina'd at the bar and I was like w/e hoe :smoke: 2 aloof 4u
nvr gonna quit the gym again if you aren't lifting you're a dumby

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

also touched a black girls hair this weekend finally solved the lifelong mystery of what black person hair feels like (crinkly boogers)

[timmy]

Black haor feel some thing lke the hair on my pubies

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

pretty much yeah that crinkly pube feel

[lnopia the great]

thats gross

[lnopia the great]

belated bump for the homeless lady calling me handsome while begging for some dollars on friday

[Garfield]

girl on tinycht

[Gentleman Doli]

tihs thread shouldf have 0 replies

[Camoron]

some ppl dont know when they are being flirted with, they dont even recognize

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's called rape cameron, no means no

[steveyos YOLO]

also touched a black girls hair this weekend finally solved the lifelong mystery of what black person hair feels like (crinkly boogers)

:no:

[Camoron]

it's called rape cameron, no means no

I'm verygood at the art of tunring no into a "Yes." Its called selling!

[m0nde]

horse-faced, tattooed waitress smiled and sat down and talked to me during lunch since no one was in the diner

[m0nde]

:) her name is kristen

[Camoron]

horse-faced, tattooed waitress smiled and sat down and talked to me during lunch since no one was in the diner
ashe probably felt bad for u for being all alone

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

not girl flirting related but I have a boner that won't go away and I have to go out in a sec

[m0nde]

ashe probably felt bad for u for being all alone
she never talks to anyone else, but yeah, prob

[m0nde]

also I just read the title of this thread and she's not cute :(

[Camoron]

Is she trashy

[rootbeer]

What if a cute dude flirts with me?

[m0nde]

Is she trashyyeah, that's a plus, i guess

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

sounds like you're gonna get laid

[m0nde]

maybe. ive been there 3 times and i haave never seen her be friendly like that with anyone

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/LfUhml9.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa and cag used to flirt with me online everyday but yhey both left me THEY RUINED THIS FOURM TWICE, ONCE WITH THERE POSTS AND ONCE WHEN THE BOTH LEFT

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

caught a qt girl staring at me at the gas station like 20 minutes ago while she was pumping her gas not sure if it was because she wanted to have my babies or she thought I might rape her and was staying alert because I was dressed like the unabomber

[m0nde]

did she have a fupa chalupa?

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

she was standing behind a car so maybe

[m0nde]

did you know that a fupa is also known as a gunt?

Gunt
Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.
My sixth grade teacher had a gut like a freakin' innertube!

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

gunt cunt

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

also update I just took a piss and when I looked in the mirror and my hair was all wild and fucked up from the wind definitely looked like a rapist

[m0nde]

put on some bono sunglasses and make sure you have dirt under your fingernails and go to the bar

[juji]

did you know that a fupa is also known as a gunt?

Gunt
Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.
My sixth grade teacher had a gut like a freakin' innertube!

lol

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

put on some bono sunglasses and make sure you have dirt under your fingernails and go to the bar

:monocle:

http://i.imgur.com/hjX4yXn.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

super classy glasses

[m0nde]

well scratch your balls and asshole a few times to get the dirty fingernails and get on out!!