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Lisa
10-23-2014, 11:21 PM
So I have like 10 more mins to call you a tard dp, this is fun, are you having fun? I'm having fun, you're cute to call tard.

TheLizardWhisperer
10-23-2014, 11:26 PM
Maybe after he sells weed he picks up at the nearest bar takes her home and fucks her ragged. Then when she starts complaining after that her pussy is sore he puts his index finger to her lips and removes the bandaid from his beard. Staring into her eyes he applies the bandaid to her nether regions and then moonwalks out of the room.

Lisa
10-23-2014, 11:28 PM
No, it's an old man, it'd kill him to try

Lisa
10-23-2014, 11:28 PM
I don't get fucked since Dazza left

Autistic Spectrum
10-23-2014, 11:29 PM
lisa you have had bikey gang bangs and fucked old men in front of there cancer riddled wives,, don't play coy, you suck this old man's dick for ditch weed, it's fine, nobody is going to judge you , this is a safe place lisa

TheLizardWhisperer
10-23-2014, 11:30 PM
She's practically a virgin shut up.

Lisa
10-23-2014, 11:52 PM
lisa you have had bikey gang bangs and fucked old men in front of there cancer riddled wives,, don't play coy, you suck this old man's dick for ditch weed, it's fine, nobody is going to judge you , this is a safe place lisa

None of that is true

And I just found out bandaid beard guy can't read at all

Autistic Spectrum
10-23-2014, 11:56 PM
snap a few pics of you sucking his dick for drugs, then show the illiterate bogan drug dealer, imgur.com and postimg.org and see which one he likes better

Lisa
10-24-2014, 12:00 AM
I don't suck his dick at all

Autistic Spectrum
10-24-2014, 12:02 AM
sure u don't lol, like you can afford drugs at full price with out hte dick suck discount

Autistic Spectrum
10-24-2014, 12:02 AM
lisa i think you forget that we all heard you "buying" drugs on tinychat when you forgot to mute your mic

Lisa
10-24-2014, 12:03 AM
He's old hippy so it's only like $70 a q which is pretty standard for old hippies

Autistic Spectrum
10-24-2014, 12:08 AM
so he pays you 70 for getting his dick sucked, well i guess you get what you pay for :shrug:

Lisa
10-24-2014, 12:08 AM
lisa i think you forget that we all heard you "buying" drugs on tinychat when you forgot to mute your mic

No-one heard anything because nothing happened, he came to the door, handed me pot, I handed him $ and then he left

Lisa
10-24-2014, 12:08 AM
so he pays you 70 for getting his dick sucked, well i guess you get what you pay for :shrug:

I don't suck his dick

Autistic Spectrum
10-24-2014, 12:08 AM
YOU SUCKED HIS DICK ON YOUR FUTON LISA, HOW DO YOU NOT REMEBER THIS

Autistic Spectrum
10-24-2014, 12:09 AM
they you said, that you did not suck his dick for drugs, you just like sucking his dick, and if he happens to give you free or discounted pot, then so be it, who are you to complain

Lisa
10-24-2014, 12:11 AM
YOU SUCKED HIS DICK ON YOUR FUTON LISA, HOW DO YOU NOT REMEBER THIS

No I didn't

Lisa
10-24-2014, 12:11 AM
they you said, that you did not suck his dick for drugs, you just like sucking his dick, and if he happens to give you free or discounted pot, then so be it, who are you to complain
Different guy

Lisa
10-24-2014, 12:12 AM
I know more than one person

Autistic Spectrum
10-24-2014, 12:12 AM
:rofl:

Autistic Spectrum
10-24-2014, 12:12 AM
you suck more than one drug dealers dick for free drugs :rofl:

Lisa
10-24-2014, 12:14 AM
you suck more than one drug dealers dick for free drugs :rofl:

I don't suck anyone's dick for pot, there was a guy I fucked sometimes who also smoked pot but he's gone now anyway but he's sometimes give me pot, most the time I paid for it but sometimes he would just give me some because he had some and was just being nice

I pay for my pot with $

Autistic Spectrum
10-24-2014, 12:15 AM
whore technicalitys

Autistic Spectrum
10-24-2014, 12:16 AM
whore technicalities is a good username, might even be better than lisa the tip rat

Lisa
10-24-2014, 12:19 AM
How is the fact that yes I sometimes have sex with someone a whore technicality?

I don't even have sex with anyone right now anyway

Lisa
10-24-2014, 12:20 AM
I've had sex before wow

Autistic Spectrum
10-24-2014, 12:21 AM
How is the fact that yes I sometimes have sex with someone a whore technicality?

I don't even have sex with anyone right now anyway

Lisa
10-24-2014, 12:24 AM
I want to put you in a cage and run a stick along the bars