Attn: Cag, VERY IMPORANT

[Autistic Spectrum]

pls post in this thread ASAP and i will give you the important news

[Camoron]

cag.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag the longer you wait to post itt, the worse the news is going to get for you

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http://i.imgur.com/xQvI45e.jpg?1

[Dick Whisperer]

Cag........

[cagordon]

I'm in LAX. Been in the car all day. HOTEL GANG BANG 2014!!!!!!!

[cagordon]

Now I can finally settle down and watch the blaze with Glenn Beck.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag your plane is going to get blwon up taht was teh news your allrady dead

[cagordon]

My ghost is typing to you now ^__^

[cagordon]

Mom says hi

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa is about to get a strange penis stuck inside of her at any min, i think she might be married soon, then you will be alone the only rubynet spinster ,

[cagordon]

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cagordon*, KKKody


lol suuuuure...

[cagordon]

tomorrow i will fly from this devil state, straight up to heaven on Jesus Airlines.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag where are you going, i hope your coming to my house before you stop by steveys mom's house :hyper:

[cagordon]

i'm going away

[timmy]

dont kill yourself cag, you are worth something

[timmy]

youre worth 50 creampies and a bud light

[Autistic Spectrum]

well now i know where cameron's frist paycheck from his new job went,,, to cag's plane ticket

[cagordon]

i have nothing left to live for....

[cagordon]

fishmonger is gone forever

[Autistic Spectrum]

what happend to your backup plan Ed the silver fox

[cagordon]

who?

[cagordon]

Look, i just want to die in peace. the pain! oh the pain!

[Autistic Spectrum]

i think ed was his name idk, the guy with the dogs,

[Autistic Spectrum]

the older gentelman you where fucking who owend dogs, that you startted fucking after the fish monger dumped you again

[cagordon]

NOBODY LOVES ME :suicidal:

[cagordon]

throwing myself into the la river tomorrow. you'll all be be ssorry

[cagordon]

i will drown horribly. it will be all rubynets fault

[Autistic Spectrum]

your to good for ed and mark, there both losers cag, u will find a special fella soon enoguh

[Autistic Spectrum]

:rofl:

[cagordon]

hopefully that man will be god when i go to heaven tomorrow.

All Strippers Go To Heaven (1989)
A stripper returns from the dead looking for revenge on her killer using an orphan girl who can talk to ghosts

[Autistic Spectrum]

you are never going to find someone as kind and gentle as mark the fishmonger, a truely gentle sould and wonderfull lover with a bright future in fish mongering ahead of him

[cagordon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4

[timmy]

cag you really need to get a job and stop thinking about stupid shit

[cagordon]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA DIE OMG

At least jack will never leave me. JACK DANIELS

[Autistic Spectrum]

i think cag's working at a pizza place, thorwing pizza pies up into the air

[cagordon]

And Captain Morgan of the USS DRUNK SLUT

[cagordon]

I work for the nsa you stupid shit

[cagordon]

and nasa i work for nasa.

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/QdTpjXl.gif

rare gif of cag hard at work

[timmy]

didnt know they employed strippers

[Autistic Spectrum]

she's too busted up to be a stripper anymore and has been reducuded to the food service industury

[cagordon]

she's too busted up to be a stripper anymore and has been reducuded to the food service industury

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!

[cagordon]

I"M STILL GOOD FOR A FEW MORE YEARS

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/0Ud51h2.jpg

[steveyos YOLO]

I took cat avatar guy's REAL method

[cagordon]

I'm planning to kill myself by drowning in the LA river, and all you faggots can talk about is pizza :cry:

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe the same coyotes who ate your mom will eat you too,, mommy daughter time ^_^

[jon]

dont kill yourself cag, you are worth something

u sure bout dat

[cagordon]

I come here for closure and i get attacked FUCK YOU RUBYNET MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag rubynet is the only good thing in your life, idk why you try and escape it so much

[juji]

NOBODY LOVES ME :suicidal:

bullshit, you betrayed me

[cagordon]

bullshit, you betrayed me

I'm so sorry elz.. I'm a bad person

[cagordon]

Just let me die!

[juji]

I've loved you before even I make fun of you until you decided to do mean to me

[Autistic Spectrum]

I've loved you before even I make fun of you until you decided to do mean to me

welcome to the cag club, she broke my heart more times than i can even count

[cagordon]

By noon tomorrow CAG will be no more

[m0nde]

cag isgoing to run off to texas to learn how to shoot ar15s and be with jon

[cagordon]

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam

[cagordon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyb_gaXhCTk

[timmy]

cag stop acting like your fishmonger was greater than he was, youre drawing in your mind that you had something really good when its just something that you cant obtain, youre blowing it up in your head,
the reality is that your life was shite before, during and after you dated him, people have boring/unfulfilling/complex lives, get over it.

[timmy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyb_gaXhCTk

i want to murder you right now

[timmy]

beating yourself up while drunk is not healthy

[timmy]

seriously im jus gonna go on minecraft and make a giant lava shitting monde, theres no helping you,

[Autistic Spectrum]

why are you in a hotel room cag, are you at a food service convention ?

[Lisa]

You're going to love this, I was stood up

[cagordon]

why are you in a hotel room cag, are you at a food service convention ?

I was invited to the pepperoni convention

[m0nde]

You're going to love this, I was stood upthis isn't about you don't try to make it about you

[cagordon]

I was invited to the pepperoni convention

pepperoni nipples

[m0nde]

did you know that when they make donair the meat is in a big cone your pepperoni nipples comment reminded me of cone tits
http://i.gyazo.com/3f66c345b7b63965b50436329b7806ce.png

[cagordon]

I like the shape of the sausages

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

post your titties + pussy hole that will probably make you feel better

[juji]

I like the shape of the sausages

a true feminist

[m0nde]

aren't fiminists allowed to like phallic objects?

[cagordon]

he wants me... only some of the time, he wants me if he can keep me in line!

[steveyos YOLO]

post your titties + pussy hole that will probably make you feel better

[Autistic Spectrum]

You're going to love this, I was stood up

this was it, lisa's lsat post before the interent stranger murdered her

[Autistic Spectrum]

he wants me... only some of the time, he wants me if he can keep me in line!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/01/article-2317796-00329B4700000258-176_634x455.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://thumb1.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/286756/114466708/stock-photo-portrait-of-a-pizza-maker-114466708.jpg

[Camoron]

Cag I

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

By noon tomorrow CAG will be no more


LOS ANGELES -- A woman suspected of stabbing her ex-boyfriend committed suicide by jumping from a freeway into the Los Angeles River, officials said Wednesday. bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig, 28, died of blunt force trauma to her chest Wednesday afternoon when she jumped from an overpass at the intersection of the Golden State (5) and Ventura (134) freeways, into a few inches of water in the river, a coroner's spokesman said.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

shes really dead, hope u internet sociopaths are happy

[m0nde]

how many bushpigs was that?

[cagordon]

Oh hai guys ^___^

[juji]

Add me in steam

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

Oh hai guys ^___^

nice try m0nde, cag is a dead gross corpse

[cagordon]

I am Cag's ghost.

[juji]

Shit, it's boring

[cagordon]

Don't be rude

[cagordon]

Have a little more god damn respect for the dead

[juji]

I dont even recognize youre real cag

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

no I'm sorry elzzz she's really gone

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

they must've put her laptop in her morgue locker with her it is a well known medical fact that corpses will continue to make shitposts for 48 hours until rigor mortis sets in

[cagordon]

I told them to bury me with my laptop

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag how's the street walker/ pizza making convestion you are at going

[cagordon]

it was great. drinks everywhere

[juji]

Stop dp, you are fucking overly obsessed zombie

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/EBPGTgy.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

remeber when i spread the vicous rumor that your father was a windmill billonare

[Autistic Spectrum]

elz stay out of this thread your just going to get your heat borken again and cag might try to fuck your hot sister again

[juji]

Uhh it seems legit, now I hate cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag's an evil person with a heart as black as cberrys face

[cagordon]

CBERRY! CBERRY! If you are reading this thread:
i wrote you a rap

i bring it to em like this
a ratatatat boom hokus pokus bitch
im a maniac nigga dont fuck with me
or i will own dat ass in front of god and everybody

[Autistic Spectrum]

Here I am, I got a J-O-B
Earnin' plenty o' dough for my drug addiction
Yeah, I'm CAT AVATAR GUY, employee
So have some R-E-S-P-C-K-T
I got a pizza in the box
I got a cola in the bottle
And I'll get it to ya' faster when I'm pullin' on the throttle!

[cagordon]

you googled pizza rap you son of a bitch

[Autistic Spectrum]

i wrote every word!!

[cagordon]

Well I too googled pizza rap to battle with your shitty one that barely even rhymed and sure enough i saw you pizza lyrics. I'm bewildered, betrayed...

[cagordon]

im hyperventilating.

[cagordon]

im having a panic attack