some dragons talons are sharper than a box of steak knives

[Chronic Munchies]

I once witnessed an elder ice dragon crack open an armored tank like a walnut. Needless to say, those people didn't make it home to tell you that dragons are real. However I am here now, and let me tell you from a place of experience dragons are real. Don't wait until tomorrow to admit dragons are real, do it now. Do it for yourself, do it for your family, do it for dragons.

[rubycalaber]

is nessie a dragon?

[Chronic Munchies]

is nessie a dragon?

I am currently deep undercover researching the nesy situation. I don't want to reveal too much information for the time being, but suffice it to say that the elevator is stuck and i need to call the fire department.