hey fuckface!

[dcent]

I crank the fuck out of hotel refridgerators and break off the fucking knob.

if its too loud your too old AKA if its too cold then your teeth are too sensitive and you should brush more effectively.

suck it dickwad, and get used to having frozen soda in the morning.

[timmy]

please calm down

[blumpkin blownuts]

at 30.5 ºF milk stays fully liquid and OJ turns to slush it is the ideal fridge temp

[blumpkin blownuts]

j/s

[TheElJoe]

hey jerk my carrots were frozen

THEY WERE JUST BABIES DO YOU HAVE NO SYMPATHY

[Akiraaaaaaa]

Every time I read 'knob' it looks like it's a funny-related thing, I don't get it y'all fucking weird