sorry it took me so long to get back here

[Garfield]

i wasin the hospital to have several hemmoroids removed from my butthole. turns out all those big turds i was bragging about werent really all that funny. they were serious. i have to have my butthole sewed shut and poop soggy playdough noodles out of a neon curly straw into a applebees kids cup for the rest of my life:poop:

[Garfield]

"Ay, get it right, two threads and let your rep be green."

- YOUNG DRO

[blumpkin blownuts]

srry 2 hear about your stretched asswhole i hope you are feeling better! !

[Garfield]

thnx bro a professional hole mending was just what the doctor orderd

[sex with dead people]

Did they take pics of your buttocks chamber?

[Garfield]

no they mainly just felt around then put me to sleep and when i woke up it was a little sore but they assurred me everything would be fine

[jon]

did you walk out the door with a stack of fresh $20 bills or did they take down your insurance information

[lnopia the great]

tired holes are most suspectible of injury

[Garfield]

i just tipped the nurse and ran out