i have a urinary track infection

[Garfield]

from jacking off with my own poo poo :rofl:

[Camoron]

tract you fucking maroon

[maks]

camoroon

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

tsk tsk

[DrHundos]

oh dear ive seen this before, well actually i never saw it because i refused to treat the patient after he told me what was wrong
but anyway you have a probably terminal case of shitdick, might want to put your affairs in order for when your dick falls off

[Garfield]

ill just grow a pachina

[clay]

kirby vacuums have an attachment for that

[Garfield]

i dont want that cute lil bubbl guy sucking my dick dude whats up with you and all the kiddy porn

[Garfield]

like stomple with a bad case of the snickers