The Official Butt-Slappin Thread

[Howard Dean]

If you wanna slap butts just let me know. I'm wet and willin'.

[plusle riot]

damn i wanted to slap a butt earlier tonight but i refrained because the spouse was there. pls help

[Howard Dean]

BOUT TO COMMIT SOME SPOUSAL ABUSE

[plusle riot]

aww yeah

[Howard Dean]

been practisin some cheek massages

[plusle riot]

speaking of which what hapopened to your friend "sup bros"

[plusle riot]

i miss that nigga

[Howard Dean]

that dude got hacked to bits

[plusle riot]

oh.. i just sneezed and partially wet myself

[Howard Dean]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH LETS KEEP THE WATER FLOWIN

[plusle riot]

it....it happened again..

[Howard Dean]

id like to pay for a real nice oily butt massage one of these days

[plusle riot]

butt massages are srsly underrated. there's nothing i like more than a good ol' butt-rub..ok maybe a backscratch but oh yeah butt-rub is where its at

[Howard Dean]

ya gotta knead it like dough

[plusle riot]

mna if i had a kardashian sized ass that would fell wondrous... and my dog just spat out a chewed up star wars action figure

[Howard Dean]

was it a snowtrooper

[plusle riot]

i can't even tell...it's chewed beyond recognition...oh my local comic book shop is having a halloweenfest tomorrow and they are promising free comics and refreshments should i go?

[Howard Dean]

go for teh refreshments

[plusle riot]

i am curious as to what these refreshments will be...

[Howard Dean]

FINGERS CROSSED FOR SOME FANTA GRAPE

[plusle riot]

also comics, i swear to g-d the clerk there is an exact replica of randall from clerks. even marks could appreciate that. i may have a quasi-crush

[Howard Dean]

wannnnnnna collect all the ninja turtle comicsss

[plusle riot]

no i want ALL the adventure time comics including the scream queen editions with marceline's band, also walking dead

[plusle riot]

i bought a special variation cover edition and took it out of the plastic

[Howard Dean]

NICE RESELL VALUE PLEB

[plusle riot]

no one will ever know, i turned the pages with a pair of tweezerman harajuku lovers tweezers (so kawaii uguuu~)

[Howard Dean]

>not using a can of sterile air to blow the pages

[plusle riot]

oh g-d...the shame...

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