what does sex with a vagina feel like?

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does it feel anything like greasing up a safeway bag and placing it between your mattresses and fucking it?

because if it does, then I gotta say.... I am NOT looking forward to intercoursing a vagina.


also I heard they have teeth.

is this true?

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mine is tight warm and wet

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gross.........

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZItsbLzc73s

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I have a vagina

it's gross

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if we had sex I would make you dab it dry with paper towel so that I can really have some good sex.

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why does it need to be dry?

If you're really ugly it would be dry

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dry = good sex.

I would make you dab your mouth dry with paper towel s oyou could really get me going with some good sandpaper cat tongue mouth sex for starters, then I would put baby powder inside you so that I could get that good stuff..... that good vagina sex with a nice dry vagina.


you would probably love it because I am a hair lip.

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lol wtf

that would be awful

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you clearly do not know how to have good, dry vagina sex.

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LOL

if only you could teach me

we should use rosin instead of baby powder

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raisins?

how the fuck are raisins gonna get your vagina adequately dry?

I mean, a green banana I would understand, that shit will dry out your mucus membranes faster then an alabama steer pull..... but raisins?!.... those little bitches are delicious......... fucking chocolate covered raisins? gimme a break lady.

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lol no rosin

it's that powder gymnasts use to get grip

I could do what I do when I'm trying to pick up gay guys and stuff poo into my vagina

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gross.

I dont like you any more.

time for me to be popular.

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I thought that's how you'd like it