Be safe east coast Rubynetters

[Desolation]

I joke around a lot on this board, but really, do the necessary precautions and look after yourself.

I love you all.

[steveyos]

I don't fucking care enough about even existing I care so little right now that the storm will cease to exist when it tries to load my realm


if I die let it be known all I wanted to do in life was laugh

[steveyos]

probably committing suicide before the storm even gets here. bai.

[Desolation]

no don't

[steveyos]

I don't even have to I couldn't afford to stay alive if I wanted to

[steveyos]

need more free money from the Tax Payers

[steveyos]

hurricane stevey release fund

[Desolation]

if you get displaced, you can cum live with me<3

[Lexi Persimmons]

would you let stevie sleep in your bed?

[steveyos]

no you probably don't even vacuum once a month and I can't survive in that type of environment

[timmy]

stevey you need to calm down, you know i love you.

[steveyos]

tim you need to calm down, you know i love you.

[timmy]

stveye

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[steveyos]

Tim use big words

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[timmy]

el gout

[steveyos]

great

[timmy]

stevey can i ask you something?

[steveyos]

yes

[timmy]

how much are you willing to sell www.thelegendaryfjscrew.com for?

[steveyos]

$5000

[steveyos]

is that in lindens HAAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHA OH THE ORIGINALITY

[juji]

$5000

is that all you wanted this price when you have no job?

[steveyos]

what

[juji]

i was typing retarded poor homeless on google while im thinking about you

[steveyos]

glad to know you think about me

[blumpkin blownuts]

yous guys make sure to wear swim trunks and warm mittens!

[steveyos]

I just ate a bullet

[blumpkin blownuts]

hope it wasn't a hollowpoint they're less filling

[steveyos]

sorry didn't mean that literally, actually just sucked a dick is all

[blumpkin blownuts]

i just rode the bullet, rode that fucker four times, man

[timmy]

:yeaok:

[steveyos]

is that a drug term

[blumpkin blownuts]

its a stephen king reference

[blumpkin blownuts]

specifically a dead man says it

[blumpkin blownuts]

<--- actually not immortal but animated corpse

[Desolation]

i just rode the bullet, rode that fucker four times, man

nice

[Desolation]

its a stephen king reference

we're grown adults here no need to explain for the plebs

[blumpkin blownuts]

well one's a foreign and stephen king is most likely banned where he lives

[Desolation]

dont talk to foreigners

[steveyos]

books are horrible why don't you make some movie refernces that I'll gladly tell you I don't know or care about

[blumpkin blownuts]

it's a short story and a movie
but like all stephen king literature the movie is crap by comparison, read the story it's short

[timmy]

i read stephen king that makes me better than other people

[blumpkin blownuts]

short short story is short TURR HURRRR HURR HURR

[timmy]

pompous

[blumpkin blownuts]

well check that one out, surprisingly it's called Ride The Bullet

[steveyos]

look at my tumbler and tell me why I'd wanna read anything by anyone else, especially a ph'er

[steveyos]

I wish I woulda saved all the walls of poetry I wrote for lexie that fucking loser idiot but I constantly write better and better things so w/e

[blumpkin blownuts]

you really update your tumblr? if so repost the link

[steveyos]

steveyelle

[steveyos]

gonna start uploading real outdoors pictures of things after sandy if I'm alive already windy

[juji]

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/steffies

[steveyos]

wow though wtf gonna charge my phone before the power goes out I won't have wifi and can't afford service so well actually it has music on it I'll need that

[maks]

I joke around a lot on this board, but really, do the necessary precautions and look after yourself.

I love you all.

My laptop is charged and I found a tethering app for my new phone, I'm ready.

[rubycalaber]

thelegendaryfjscrew.com is quite literally priceless

[sex with dead people]

I joke around a lot on this board, but really, do the necessary precautions and look after yourself.

I love you all.

You are a wonderful person.

[steveyos]

thelegendaryfjscrew.com is quite literally priceless

[steveyos]

so yeah five grand

[blumpkin blownuts]

how much is dillodort worth?

[lnopia the great]

any posters in the hurricane path? lets get a live feed going

[maks]

any posters in the hurricane path? lets get a live feed going

I'm directly in the hurricane's path, it's pretty much a non-event so far

[blumpkin blownuts]

president says it won't make landfall until this evening

[maks]

it's pretty windy but it's barely raining, the fucking governor closed down all the highways already guess I'm not going anywhere

[maks]

Of course I got this from my boss so I'm going to kick back and watch the sopranos and smoke a lot of weed

Guys,

The reports indicate Sandy is strengthening and will no doubt be an extremely dangerous storm. Please take whatever time you need as deal with this hurricane. Please cancel any client appointments that would require you to travel during the impact of the storm and please don’t schedule any onsite appointments or travel on company businesses without discussing it with me first. If you are contacted by one of our customers requesting assistance during the storm, feel free to direct them to me.

Please let me know if you need anything.

Best Regards,
Fernando

[sex with dead people]

Fernando sounds like a spic.

[skrizach]

All stocked up over here.
We've got a weeks worth of food for the two of us and the cat, enough white gas to run my backpacking stove for a month, a weeks supply of water, and lots of batteries and blankets.

No books though. I'm going to miss the internet.

[juji]

how much is dillodort worth?

the cost is: BETRAYAL

[Lexi Persimmons]

i have no phone,internet,power.

this storm is gay.

maks,skrizack,stevie hope you're ok.

[maks]

So it's kind of windy and raining a tiny bit this isn't a hurricane it's a typical shitty fall storm

[maks]

i have no phone,internet,power.

this storm is gay.

maks,skrizack,stevie hope you're ok.

I'm fine considering taking the dog for a walk

[steveyos]

I literally have less then one day of food because we have no money lol

[skrizach]

Here in Northampton MA we still have power and such, haven't heard too many problems.
Some large trees coming down over in Amherst but nothing too bad this side of the river.

[maks]

Getting bigger wind gushes, can actually feel the house shaking but still going on record as calling this storm a pussy

[steveyos]

my explorer got branches on it and when I was walking they almost hit me the rain stings it's cool
power flickered a couple times but so far so good but I actually would prefer it go out so here's hoping it does, but I hope plumbing doesn't brake

[steveyos]

there's people around here putting sandbags in places where they will be 100% useless it's hilarious

[juji]

maks, do you have an idea why there marines are protecting a tomb of unknown soldiers? they are getting wet which could ruin their glamour suit

[plusle riot]

had a downed streetlamp around 2pm a door down from me. shit's starting to get real now, a friend of mine down the road has lost power already. i'm half in the bag, been drinking in my garage watching with a couple of bros.

[maks]

maks, do you have an idea why there marines are protecting a tomb of unknown soldiers? they are getting wet which could ruin their glamour suit

it's your typical useless ceremonial bullshit




had a downed streetlamp around 2pm a door down from me. shit's starting to get real now, a friend of mine down the road has lost power already. i'm half in the bag, been drinking in my garage watching with a couple of bros.

so confident my power will stay on that I haven't even charged my cell phone

[plusle riot]

im past caring right now. im stoned and eating all the halloween candy and i don't give a shit got my comics and a beer, i'm effin set

[sex with dead people]

You niggers should start posting pics of the destruction

[steveyos]

comics are for losers

just fapped to http://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/14724/mouth-and-anus-drilled-brunette-tranny.html

bye

[steveyos]

I checked weather. com and the wind is getting weaker here and it never got that bad

is this storm even really happening lol

[skrizach]

You niggers should start posting pics of the destruction

I would but Northampton is literally fine. I haven't even seen a limb down.

[skrizach]

I'm watching the news and every half hour like another 100k people are without power.
I just went to the store and when I left it was like 958k and and now it's like 1,124,000

WHAT

[plusle riot]

nothing pic-worthy going on here. even irene was a bore

[steveyos]

forum posters naturally migrate to hurricane safe locations for maximum posting

[plusle riot]

you think this is a motherfucking evacuation

[steveyos]

evac this *grabs keyboard*

[maks]

hurricane my ass officially proclaiming this raincloud sandy

[skrizach]

hurricane my ass officially proclaiming this raincloud sandy

qft

[Lexi Persimmons]

i got a big ass fire goin. i'm warm and sleepy.

[jon]

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN

[plusle riot]

it's so windy out it set off my sensor lights outside and they haven't worked in like a year lol some branches in the driveway ehh

[steveyos]

hope they malfunction and form a laser that Burns your dick off

[lnopia the great]

hopefully at least one of you get pooped on and take some sick pics

[steveyos]

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[Chronic Munchies]

it is reported the hurricane was caused by unknown dragon activity

[skrizach]

I can't wait for daylight tomorrow to walk around and see literally nothing wrong.
I had a job interview tomorrow get cancelled because "let's wait and see how this pans out".

Sorry ya'll, I'm from the midwest and a little rain and wind isn't a big deal

[sex with dead people]

Getting 50+ mph winds here and i'm 600 miles away

[Desolation]

Fuck this thread I was just being nice I wanted to see bodies floating down stream of where the twin towers used to be come on east coasters at least find a pot tipped over i wanna see some destruction.

[skrizach]

When the sun comes up tomorrow I'll roam around with my camera and see if I can find a broken branch or something for you Deso.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i wanna see some desolation, if u know whattimean :naughty:

[skrizach]

Sad people with flooded homes and nowhere to go crying in the streets?

[blumpkin blownuts]

no, desolation

a caramel fountain of flowing locks
a fingertipful of cherry lip gloss
svelte milk-white hips
melting under my gentle touch
a tiny flower stitched on lacey panties
hurriedly tossed to the wayside

[blumpkin blownuts]

there was finally a storm-related death to report, i could tell before they even spat it out on weather channel because they suddenly got all excited and chirrupy, fucking wolves

[blumpkin blownuts]

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[skrizach]

Where's the national news focused on?
I'm watching NECN and obviously it's all NE local info, but I think the storm was probably worse around NC and VA? Anything bad in that area?

[skrizach]

http://www.wunderground.com/blog/angelafritz/comment.html?entrynum=30

[blumpkin blownuts]

Where's the national news focused on?
I'm watching NECN and obviously it's all NE local info, but I think the storm was probably worse around NC and VA? Anything bad in that area?

ive got weather channel in the background its not a very good source
all they talk about is how high the water is at different parts of the coast, how strong the winds are etc they don't really talk about which places have it worst according to them its as bad as fuckin possible, fuckin everywhere

[juji]

None is new jack here

[steveyos]

the weather channel told me all last night that 1. the wind was strong 2. the water was strong and also learned 3. perfectly safe to stand on the beach at night with ten foot waves covering you over ajd over that's apparently not a dumb thing to do


also rhode island for #1 best placed place on earth for avoiding natural disasters even though we have the most ocean

[steveyos]

probably the spirits keeping me safe tbh when I move ri will instantly catch on fiteb

[steveyos]

flag taking things from the good ol days and modernizing them for the worse

[maks]

Fuck this thread I was just being nice I wanted to see bodies floating down stream of where the twin towers used to be come on east coasters at least find a pot tipped over i wanna see some destruction.

if it makes you feel better two of our biggest customers have no power