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cberry
10-31-2012, 01:56 AM
i work at kmart

maks
10-31-2012, 02:01 AM
I thought kmart went out of business

cberry
10-31-2012, 02:07 AM
they will after im done being the worst asset protection associate ever

maks
10-31-2012, 02:10 AM
Growing up with a single mom we didn't have a ton of money so a lot of my clothes came from kmart and fell apart after a week or two. Now that I'm on my own and financially successful and I can afford to shop at walmart instead.

maks
10-31-2012, 02:11 AM
what about caldors and bradlees are they still alive in other parts of the country?

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
10-31-2012, 02:12 AM
maks is really rich

maks
10-31-2012, 02:25 AM
caldors had such a cool logo and one of the best electronics sections of any shitty department store ever

juji
10-31-2012, 02:29 AM
i work at kmart

cool i hope they treat you nice

maks
10-31-2012, 02:35 AM
look at that shit so fucking classy you wouldn't even know they sold cheap low quality bullshit

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2865/3705/1600/caldor1994var.jpg

maks
10-31-2012, 02:37 AM
actually the better store but the logo is shit, looks like it should be on a clothing catalog for plus sized women

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Bradlees.png

maks
10-31-2012, 02:40 AM
Hey you... You don't belong here, in the company of these legends. You were always a joke and no one was surprised when you folded. The strip mall replaced you with an Ocean State Job Lot, I rest my case.

http://www.seeklogo.com/images/A/Ames-logo-CCFE67183C-seeklogo.com.gif

maks
10-31-2012, 02:54 AM
same as everything else it's walmart or internet now

maks
10-31-2012, 02:54 AM
the internet's logo sucks, and frankly I'm not too impressed with walmart's either. I don't expect either of them to last.

Camoron
10-31-2012, 03:01 AM
i shop at http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3tDN2s1HMto/TV0v7-rrNWI/AAAAAAAADXs/Os1tCPEWr-Q/s1600/meijer.gif

juji
10-31-2012, 03:02 AM
naijer

maks
10-31-2012, 03:03 AM
i shop at http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3tDN2s1HMto/TV0v7-rrNWI/AAAAAAAADXs/Os1tCPEWr-Q/s1600/meijer.gif

is that where you get the latest urban fashions at factory depot prices?

juji
10-31-2012, 03:12 AM
i hate shopping at wal-mart

maks
10-31-2012, 03:20 AM
Walmart will probably last a century or more. Too many people just want to but where they see the absolute cheapest price tag and Walmart is it for many things.

I give it long enough for you baby boomers to die out, so maybe another 5 or 10 years. Amazon has a much cooler logo.

Kosher Mini Tacos
10-31-2012, 03:24 AM
I once read that the difference between a French woman and an American woman is if both lost all their clothes in a house fire and were given a $500 voucher to buy new clothes, an American woman would go to Walmart and buy many inexpensive clothing items that she can mix and match whereas a French woman would buy one outfit at a trendy Downtown Paris boutique and wear it all the time until she can afford more clothes later at that price or more.

QFT

juji
10-31-2012, 03:29 AM
this is store i would like to be there

http://uptownstation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/RossBlueLogo.jpg

maks
10-31-2012, 03:37 AM
Now you are projecting your generation onto me. Take your shit to Flaglerchat and Jack already. I am in my 30s.

projecting my generation? I'm like 7 years younger than you...

juji
10-31-2012, 03:54 AM
OB, quit fucking posting like that

maks
10-31-2012, 03:59 AM
you can quote all the wikipedia articles you want, in a year or less you're not going to be able to say "I'm in my 30's" anymore

maks
10-31-2012, 04:09 AM
that's a big disappointment because my arrogant ultra alpha posting style is all about considering everyone my peers...

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
10-31-2012, 04:13 AM
that putz that I slap around the forum thinks he's an alpha?

lol

maks
10-31-2012, 04:14 AM
It works, I'm better than you aren't I?

Don't answer. I already know. Everyone does.

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
10-31-2012, 04:29 AM
maks

I'm so much more dominant than you

maks
10-31-2012, 04:32 AM
You come across as a Cliff Clavin (The mailman) type on the show, Cheers.

I wouldn't know, I've never seen cheers. I'm not middle aged.

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
10-31-2012, 04:37 AM
how old are you maks?

maks
10-31-2012, 04:37 AM
I'm 19

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
10-31-2012, 04:38 AM
maks says he's 19

this would explain a lot

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
10-31-2012, 04:39 AM
fucking teenager

*back hand*

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
10-31-2012, 04:50 AM
that's gross

because he told me he was 32 and I asked him to show me his dick

steveyos
10-31-2012, 08:40 AM
I read all of marks' posts with a boner in my hand. his.

sex with dead people
10-31-2012, 09:26 AM
Growing up with a single mom we didn't have a ton of money so a lot of my clothes came from kmart and fell apart after a week or two. Now that I'm on my own and financially successful and I can afford to shop at walmart instead.

Did you ever own any Traxx brand shoes back in the day?

steveyos
10-31-2012, 10:52 AM
shut the fuck up cody

maks
10-31-2012, 11:54 AM
Did you ever own any Traxx brand shoes back in the day?

I don't know, I was never one to pay attention to brand names. In second grade I got a pair of velcro sneakers that fell apart in literally 3 days.

maks
10-31-2012, 11:58 AM
the soles came off, they must have used cheap glue or something.

steveyos
10-31-2012, 12:17 PM
shut the fuck up cody

sex with dead people
10-31-2012, 01:20 PM
Those velcro shoes were the best. :rofl: