So my good friend Jon has been sucked in by a lizard hole.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

What to do? I tried talking to him about it but I think Katrina literally intercepted and deleted my messages. He thinks it's all fun and games and refuses to rule out dating the leech/harpy.

I had a fairly large amount of respect for him prior to this but now I don't know what to think. I also don't want to cause him any problems.


Well here's the thing. I have a shitload of videos and photos of cag that I haven't released of her playing in her menstrual fluids. I also have hours of audio recordings of her:

-Betraying to by a bad reason just about every guy on this forum including giving out details on their families and their phone numbers.

-Providing her childhood history in great detail and all the horrors that go with it.

-Speaking in the greatest detail yet about her 'rape'.

-Talking about faking sexual pleasure to sucker guys (hi Jon).

-Discussing how she obtains money from various men using her usual techniques.

-Talking about how many guys she's had sex with and the logistics between having a number that high.

-Inserting her finger in her vagina with no lubrication present.


Etc etc this is just what I remember. A lot of this audio is set to a commentary of season 1 of Deep Space 9.

I also recently acquired www.clarissaholz.com


So what do? How do I save my friend Jon from cag the leech? I don't even want to post all this shit because I think Cag is a pretty cool guy who sniffs the coke and doesn't afraid of anything. On the other hand I can't just let her milk Jon whose fresh out of break ups. :(

[TheLizardWhisperer]

C l a r I s s a h o l z.com is of course the censored domain name.

[Autistic Spectrum]

why did everone give cag there phone numbers lol

[cagordon]

Is that the best you've got? ^__^

[Autistic Spectrum]

holy shit cag was lurking,, just wating for this,, she's been ready her whole life for this thread

[cagordon]

you have no more power over me anymore teknorat.

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's werid that he had power over you at any point since you only know him from the interent??

[cagordon]

he threatened to do this if i didn't add him back to steam and play games with him. I predicted as soon as Jon and I revealed our forum coupling that tek would do this in a blind rage and Jon was worth every last bit of it.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

If you think this thread is about you cag then you're incredibly narcissistic.

[cagordon]

:care:

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag stay strong sister you van do this,, you can post on an interent fourm you will get though this

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

bet its all an elaborate plot to get jon to whiteknight and fly to australia and shoot teknorat with his guns in revenge for the pussy blood painting thread

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Ohshi..

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag litterely has access to the admin panel right now lol idk about this it seems like a bad idea for cag to be able to get to that part of rubynet

[cagordon]

teknorat can do whatever he wants, i don't care. ive been jack vennoookered NOOOOO

[cagordon]

im not allowed to touch the admin panel :(

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You guys aren't very supportive of jon. I know he makes obtuse posts at times but they're usually pretty funny. Where is all the cock blocking that took place when rooty visited Lisa? Honestly Lisa is a far better person than cag on so many levels.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya like that ever stopped anyone before

[cagordon]

yer can't bant the teknercat MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag only went over 1 or 2 states and did not post about going there for months before hand rootbeer flew across the world and they posted about it and quit the fourms 3000 times before hand,

it's funny and really super fucking gay that's for sure, and will end up really really bad for both of them, but it's no where as near as gay and stupid as rootbeer and lisa

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Also jon if you're reading this davidc has been bugging me for ages to get a video of cag pissing and moaning his name. I know you and him have history but I think you should do this for him he needs it. (To ejaculate)

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I wonder if since jon is now an honorary Lizard like rootbeer he will get herped one day
I wonder if since jon is now sleeping with Cag like 250 others he will get herpes one day
:/

[Autistic Spectrum]

i just hope stevey is ok, i know he was deeply in love with cag and this is prob tearing him apart

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Oh yeah jon why did you betray stevey like that? It's literally rootbeer 2.0 he's throwing his friends by the wayside for a sniff of some over used hole.

[cagordon]

tek sure is hurting my chances at a career :rofl:

[Autistic Spectrum]

i;ve also seen cameron online a couple times since this was "reveled" --- that's super fucking gay too, lol you kept it a secert,

but cameron comes online and does not post his heart is broken for sure

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I'm never posting the audio I have of her talking about cam because it's too mean.

[cagordon]

camoron has a girlfriend that fucks him all the time, he's fine

[Autistic Spectrum]

and elz, i think elz is really close to sucide cause of this,,

[rootbeer]

You guys aren't very supportive of jon. I know he makes obtuse posts at times but they're usually pretty funny. Where is all the cock blocking that took place when rooty visited Lisa? Honestly Lisa is a far better person than cag on so many levels.

You never cock blocked anyone. Everyone else is fucking the girls you spend your entire day chatting up

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

jon prob already got her pregnant too late teknorat

[Autistic Spectrum]

if this is the first rubynet baby i just hope they have the good sense to name it after a fourm meme

[rootbeer]

Oh yeah jon why did you betray stevey like that? It's literally rootbeer 2.0 he's throwing his friends by the wayside for a sniff of some over used hole.
You are a fucking goon keep my name out of your mouth

[jon]

> helping
> posting my last name on a troll forum known to be frequented by multiple stalkers

i don't know if you realize it but you give a bunch of people all the same PTSD from having interacted with you, so they all have something in common

turns out, two of us have a few other things in common on top of that :grin:

[Autistic Spectrum]

stompleb as an asexual monotone freak show where do you stand on all of this

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Rootbeer if you could have sex with Cag how many times would you ejaculate on her leg on the way to her pussy?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

> helping
> posting my last name on a troll forum known to be frequented by multiple stalkers

i don't know if you realize it but you give a bunch of people all the same PTSD from having interacted with you, so they all have something in common

turns out, two of us have a few other things in common on top of that :grin:

Your full name is well known. bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig has a nice ring to it.

[rootbeer]

Teknorat let me break this down for you. You are supposed to fuck the woman you spend months chatting up. I know it is hard because of your micropenis but just meditate on it for awhile

[rootbeer]

Rootbeer if you could have sex with Cag how many times would you ejaculate on her leg on the way to her pussy?
My penis can actually reach a pussy unlike yours

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Teknorat let me break this down for you. You are supposed to fuck the woman you spend months chatting up. I know it is hard because of your micropenis but just meditate on it for awhile

Oh I thought you were just meant to cum on their legs my bad.

[cagordon]

Teknorat doesn't like women, rootbeer.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i got 10 to 1 odds this does not last 3 months

[rootbeer]

Oh I thought you were just meant to cum on their legs my bad.
Well first you have to leave your sisters basement

[Autistic Spectrum]

as every relationshiop i have been horrifed to witness of cag's ends between 2 and 3 months

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I think fishmonger was like 6 months but she lied about it going on when he had ended it so idk.

[Autistic Spectrum]

it was on again off again, they where never together for more than 3 months at a time

[cagordon]

Well first you have to leave your sisters basement

he lives with his brother

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Brother's basement.

[cagordon]

it was on again off again, they where never together for more than 3 months at a time

we started dating shortly after valentines day, and separated in early June.

[StompleB]

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

[Autistic Spectrum]

thanks cag, gonna mark that down in my cag.txt file

[Autistic Spectrum]

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

fuck yhou bitch

[cagordon]

it was four months! not 3!!

[TheLizardWhisperer]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[cagordon]

that is a big difference



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[Autistic Spectrum]

he was allready packing your bags after 3 months

[TheLizardWhisperer]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh wait when's the last time you moved in with a guy, idk this is a new varible in cag + another human = lmao

[StompleB]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/Stomplebane/gif-cute-quokka-604278_zpsa8d01dc4.gif

[cagordon]

you better not be trolling me, dp. i will get very upset

[Autistic Spectrum]

quooka is the asturlian racoon

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

[StompleB]

sigh, here I go again not improving on the status quokka

[cagordon]

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

not funny

[TheLizardWhisperer]

A stitch in time saves nine.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm sure cag and jon will get married and jon will in fact turn a ho into a housewife, he will be the first person ever to do it, and finally give elz the real method whatever the fuck taht means

[TheLizardWhisperer]

sigh, here I go again not improving on the status quokka

Snorted.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i wonder if they spout fourm memes irl that's what sickens me the most

[cagordon]

i wonder if they spout fourm memes irl that's what sickens me the most

......

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I wonder if she gives him oo-mox.

[jon]

i'm sure cag and jon will get married and jon will in fact turn a ho into a housewife, he will be the first person ever to do it, and finally give elz the real method whatever the fuck taht means

i did it with lauren (reguarding: davidc the creep) and if that is even true i will do it again, sure. cag is not 21. she knows she's going to be 30 soon and it's time to be an adult. i told her as much to her face just yesterday in another context but it still applies here. thank you all for the sincere half of your concern


i wonder if they spout fourm memes irl that's what sickens me the most

yes. DEAFinitely.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

i did it with lauren (reguarding: davidc the creep) and if that is even true i will do it again, sure. cag is not 21. she knows she's going to be 30 soon and it's time to be an adult. i told her as much to her face just yesterday in another context but it still applies here. thank you all for the sincere half of your concern



yes. DEAFinitely.

Then I'm done. On this I will say nothing more. But I tried.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

these threads aren't fun to read unless somebody has a meltdown :sad:

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag posting the care smiley is as close as she got to a meltdown, at least with lisa and rootbeer you know somebody was going to rage quit ,,

[Desolation]

idk there seems to be some quality salt itt

[Desolation]

maybe i've just been away for a bit too much but there's some real feelings surfacing beneath these sarcastic posts

[Gentleman Doli]

*marks thread read*

[Gentleman Doli]

actualy i agree wit u desolaton mdoerato/adminsotrat of the ytmsnfw ruby net forums who had sex with rubys sister and gave her the ubermensch child which she is raising in secret for wehn the apocalypse comes, teh salt in this thread... were off the charts!

[Autistic Spectrum]

broke doli's heart,, how many people can you hurt cag and jon before this thing is over

[Autistic Spectrum]

actualy i agree wit u desolaton mdoerato/adminsotrat of the ytmsnfw ruby net forums who had sex with rubys sister and gave her the ubermensch child which she is raising in secret for wehn the apocalypse comes, teh salt in this thread... were off the charts!

ruby wants to fuck his sister's sexy ass secect kid,

[cagordon]

Doli is fine, he gets bitches all day everyday.

[Autistic Spectrum]

he doesn't want "bitches" cag, he wants you

[cagordon]

lmao no he doesn't

[cagordon]

he told me himself,

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey does, and stevey sold him the rights to you for his mom's medicane

[cagordon]

stevey is my friend

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey is my friend

poor friendzoned stevey

[cagordon]

i also do not share his love of dragon dicks

https://bad-dragon.com/products

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/e/e8/Escape-the-Friend-Zone-Step-1.jpg/670px-Escape-the-Friend-Zone-Step-1.jpg

[Desolation]

stevey is my friend

some pains hurt worse than the gout

[Autistic Spectrum]

welcome to cag's friend zone have a seat over theere next to camerona while cag has cyber sex with marco

[jon]

broke doli's heart,, how many people can you hurt cag and jon before this thing is over

unintentionally Hitlered.

[cagordon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI

[Desolation]

post itt if uve been friendzoned by cag after thkngs felt like they were goin so good ):

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs told me he thought he had a legit shot with you cag,

[Autistic Spectrum]

me and jiaadh josh have been working this bitch for years, and jon buys her one steam game,, wtf

[cagordon]

list of posters friendzoned by me:
camoron
stevey
dp
jihad josh
pluggy

[Gentleman Doli]

me sucky cocky cocky

[cagordon]

:rofl:

[Gentleman Doli]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM

[Desolation]

why dont u make a road trip and kick it with the dallas tldrians lubbock?

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

worst part about this is if/when it all goes horribly or hilariously wrong jon probably won't be dumb enough to post about it

[Gentleman Doli]

taht would be freokieng epic ytmnsfew meetup 2014 am i right boys :suicidal:

[Gentleman Doli]

i clikced the wrong smiley, but taht one still works i gues

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

cag might take a dump in his shower or jon might come home to her blowing the mailman and we'll never know

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/WsmfME5.jpg

[rootbeer]

Brother's basement.
Get a job and stay off the internet you sad little boy

[jon]

and elz, i think elz is really close to sucide cause of this,,

"cag" is too short of a search keyword to use advanced search to demonstrate what kind of things elz has been saying about cag for the past _year_ but the list includes rape, hatefucking, showing up unannounced, and other methods, i think he was already as gushed as he was going to be, all on his own

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag's rape pit is a gourp i belong too

[lnopia the great]

this is really a sad situation

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/group.php?groupid=29

[lnopia the great]

but i love it keep it up

[Autistic Spectrum]

That guy if were smarter, when youre done your job and going to get a car, then this guy hijacks you with chloroform and went to rape pit, he should have raped you to death and throw cag's body at beaches of san luis obispo

[Autistic Spectrum]

truer words where never spoken because elz can't speak outloud

[rootbeer]

Elz is gonna pick that booty up

[Autistic Spectrum]

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Autistic Spectrum, majorcum, TheLizardWhisperer
oh god stevey don't read this thread

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

this is really a sad situation

kinda weird but it's not that bad
my friend's roommate paid 1000 bucks to fly a girl over he met on world of warcraft and she weighed as much as 5 cags
I woke up to the sound of them having gross fat bdsm sex once when I was passed out on his couch
he came outta the room all sweaty and dressed like a vampire

[Autistic Spectrum]

kinda weird but it's not that bad
my friend's roommate paid 1000 bucks to fly a girl over he met on world of warcraft and she weighed as much as 5 cags
I woke up to the sound of them having gross fat bdsm sex once when I was passed out on his couch
he came outta the room all sweaty and dressed like a vampire

stop taking stories from trailer park boys and passing them off as your own

[m0nde]

...sucked into cag h olz

[m0nde]

Elz is gonna pick that booty up
Jon will discard cag like he's ejecting an assault weapon shell and she'll lie there smoking on the ground waiting to be swept up and recycled by some mexican

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

stop taking stories from trailer park boys and passing them off as your own

bet he has a fetlife acct holdon gonna find it for proof

[Autistic Spectrum]

m0nde you could be cag's rebound if you set this up right

[rootbeer]

Elz is gonna give cag a cocklier implant

[Autistic Spectrum]

the way to cag's heart is to buy her a steam game which you have alot of m0nde, and to just you know talk to her with out all the trolling or interent gimmacks,, just real chat

[m0nde]

I will be a soft fat pillow to cry on when Jon's hard demanding ultra right wing cock slap leaves cag's hol z open & wounded

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Chocolate marshmallow.

[Camoron]

i;ve also seen cameron online a couple times since this was "reveled" --- that's super fucking gay too, lol you kept it a secert,

but cameron comes online and does not post his heart is broken for sure

i dont think i saw it, i just saw it when i went online a few minutes ago lol, also garfaild snapchatted me a picture of jon and cag in tinychat and i was like what so i went online, my heart is pretty shattered into a billion bitty little pieces that is for sure

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's hard to post though all those tears isn't

[Camoron]

lmao no he doesn't

thats not what you told me,

[Autistic Spectrum]

omfg is cag or cameron going to betwray each others' trust on the public fourm,, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPEND BEFORE

[Camoron]

not betryaing trust buts its pretty obvious doli was yet another fly caught in cags web of lies

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag's a heart breaker that's for sure, little known fact cag's mom is dead and it's all cag's fault

[juji]

Actually, when cag joined in this forum to make fun of Lisa, she started to message me I was like i wasn't interested to know her. But we started to meet, then she sent me some exotic pictures, and we chat in skype everyday, she thinks Im nice, also she is nice too, until i decided to make fun of her while im pretending to be a dick, then she got pissed and decide to block me, I didnt know she may take serious, sometimes cag likes to be mean with me, sometimes we accept the truce, but it didnt work very well, i kept making fun of her, the we broke our relation between me and cag since cag started to insult me in facebook about my sisters in facebook.


Cag made a lot of threads about me while Im ignoring her with steffies, at this time I saw a thread about cag and teknorat, it was very pathetic because tek is trying to fit in hard, cag stopped posting here.

I felt bad for her like poor cag, I was hoping she is okay.

Now, she returned to post here, I kept making fun of her while literally I miss her.

Apparently, she made last thread how she is worried about me why I am being a dick, so I didnt realize it was serious, but I still make fun of her, I started to think about cag, like i in love with cag, it was very harmful to me.

Now, I discovered Jon invited cag to his house, they seem happier now, then my feeling like weird, my heart did some chemical reaction to me, Im being damaged and i cannot control myself, cag was right, im jealous, but Im glad Jon took care of her.

After all, I dont like about new site dedicated to cag by tek, is another try hard of bad jealous which is worse than bad reason.

[Autistic Spectrum]

truley heart felt elz, cag's a monster!!!

[Camoron]

I will be a soft fat pillow to cry on when Jon's hard demanding ultra right wing cock slap leaves cag's hol z open & wounded

cag thinks guys with the exact opposite political views as her are attractive thats why it didnt work between us :nacho: yup that is the reason

[DrHundos]

cag whore bitch

[TheLizardWhisperer]

exotic pictures,

insult me in facebook about my sisters in facebook.

I started to think about cag, like i in love with cag, it was very harmful to me.

my heart did some chemical reaction to me, Im being damaged

oh god I'm dying.

[cagordon]

Relaxing at dfw eating salmon and veggies before my fliht

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I once pretended I didn't like salmon but really in my heart I like it it very harmful to me.

[Camoron]

this is all very harmful to me cag tek says you said really mean things about me and that isnt nice

[lnopia the great]

one day i will get the chance to fall in love with cag and be betrayed by cag reason

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

Actually, when cag joined in this forum to make fun of Lisa, she started to message me I was like i wasn't interested to know her. But we started to meet, then she sent me some exotic pictures, and we chat in skype everyday, she thinks Im nice, also she is nice too, until i decided to make fun of her while im pretending to be a dick, then she got pissed and decide to block me, I didnt know she may take serious, sometimes cag likes to be mean with me, sometimes we accept the truce, but it didnt work very well, i kept making fun of her, the we broke our relation between me and cag since cag started to insult me in facebook about my sisters in facebook.


Cag made a lot of threads about me while Im ignoring her with steffies, at this time I saw a thread about cag and teknorat, it was very pathetic because tek is trying to fit in hard, cag stopped posting here.

I felt bad for her like poor cag, I was hoping she is okay.

Now, she returned to post here, I kept making fun of her while literally I miss her.

Apparently, she made last thread how she is worried about me why I am being a dick, so I didnt realize it was serious, but I still make fun of her, I started to think about cag, like i in love with cag, it was very harmful to me.

Now, I discovered Jon invited cag to his house, they seem happier now, then my feeling like weird, my heart did some chemical reaction to me, Im being damaged and i cannot control myself, cag was right, im jealous, but Im glad Jon took care of her.

After all, I dont like about new site dedicated to cag by tek, is another try hard of bad jealous which is worse than bad reason.

elzz don't go all captain save a puta on us

[cagordon]

If it werent for tek jon and I would have never happened. Just had the best 5 days of my life ^___^I

[Autistic Spectrum]

If it werent for tek jon and I would have never happened. Just had the best 5 days of my life ^___^I

just stop it, you don't need to rub salt into the wound cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

i hope elz and cag end up together,, cag buried under elz's little hacienda in the mexican desert forever ,while elz spins around in his computer chair on top of her grave/rape pit

[Camoron]

its not rape if she cant say no because shes dead

[Camoron]

thanks for ignoring me cag, story of my life =/

[juji]

I'm trying to control myself with my willpower, gone to gym

[Camoron]

go to the gym, get strong, so you can strnagle that bitch

[TheLizardWhisperer]

If it werent for tek jon and I would have never happened. Just had the best 5 days of my life ^___^I

You're just saying that to make me look cool.

[cagordon]

Sorry cam I don't mean to ignore just drank a 7 and 7

[Autistic Spectrum]

she's about to suck jon the rubynet admins dick one more time before she boards her plane sorry she can't talk right now,, give her 4 mins or so

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

go to the gym, get strong, so you can strnagle that bitch


Hey cag fucking puta let me choke-fuck you so hard in this night.

[Gentleman Doli]

Every one on rtuby net needes to have sex with everyone else before we can shut this stupid forum down

[cagordon]

Told you guys to expect a comeback and you got one.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag did you fly to jons house for rubynet cred

[Autistic Spectrum]

a rep boosting scheme the likes rubynet has ever seen

[Autistic Spectrum]

well it worked cag i just plus repped you,

[cagordon]

I admit im addicted to this forum but if jon wanted me to stop posting here I would do it in a heart beat

[KKKody]

I'm happy for jon and cag, they both went through bad break ups and it's good for them to help each other heal, and hey, if it' don't work out the entertainment value will be priceless so lets all just cheer them on and see how it pans out.

btw TY for unherping me god it sucks in there.

[Autistic Spectrum]

I admit im addicted to this forum but if jon wanted me to stop posting here I would do it in a heart beat

cag this post made me sick to my stomach

[TheLizardWhisperer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TfvcTWGJg

[cagordon]

cag this post made me sick to my stomach

^___^

[m0nde]

this was quite thrilling while it lasted. I tasted the sugar and felt the heat from cag's nostrils on my hand. 10/10 jon, did you talk any of this out on skype before executing thus perfect manouvre?

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:






...................importing ho's from Cali. this is disgusting.

[steveyos YOLO]

Told you guys to expect a comeback and you got one.

Wish you'd tell us you're gonna commit suicide soon

[cagordon]

Theres tje josh we all know and love

[steveyos YOLO]

Nobody knows or loves me there you go with your lies cat avatar guy

[KKKody]

please herp marco he's a negative faggot and he's not even funny

[juji]

Im back from gym, I lost my hydratation a lot when I tried to run in treadmill with 7.5 mph of speed as average for 28 minutes while I'm thinking about cag

[jon]

this was quite thrilling while it lasted. I tasted the sugar and felt the heat from cag's nostrils on my hand. 10/10 jon, did you talk any of this out on skype before executing thus perfect manouvre?

yep, her idea

[majorcum]

why couldj't I of just liked dayz

[KKKody]

Im back from gym, I lost my hydratation a lot when I tried to run in treadmill with 7.5 mph of speed as average for 28 minutes while I'm thinking about cag

do you take any pre workout supps or at least BCAA? I like shatter or mr hyde personally.

[rubycalaber]

cag litterely has access to the admin panel right now lol idk about this it seems like a bad idea for cag to be able to get to that part of rubynet

>mfw
:elz:

[juji]

Nice smiley...

[KKKody]

at least he leaves his house ruby

[juji]

do you take any pre workout supps or at least BCAA? I like shatter or mr hyde personally.

No, I'd prefer to stay with my diet

[KKKody]

No, I'd prefer to stay with my diet

do you do protein shakes or atkins or what?

[juji]

do you do protein shakes or atkins or what?

oats smoothie

[KKKody]

oats smoothie

so you're doing a high fiber diet. do you use yogurt or banana?

[juji]

so you're doing a high fiber diet. do you use yogurt or banana?

Banana, forget about yogurt

[rootbeer]

Google the jets pizza diet, it's great

[juji]

Pizza isn't part of survival diet

[rubycalaber]

in america they count pizza as a vegetable, no joke

[rootbeer]

Pizza isn't part of survival diet

The high saturated fats increases your testosterone and makes your dick really huge

[rootbeer]

Science bitch

[juji]

Besides there a difference between body clean and diet, just take a look:

http://thesurvivaldiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Vital-Cleanse-Graphic.png

http://thesurvivaldiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Vital-Diet-Graphic.png

[juji]

The high saturated fats increases your testosterone and makes your dick really huge

I really don't think about cag right now...

[rootbeer]

Delux pizza has all the food groups at once so it's more efficient

[Autistic Spectrum]

dae think of various ways you could kill cag or have her killed and get away with it and not do any jail time

[KKKody]

I really don't think about cag right now...

fuck them elz you look like you're on the right track on cam, i drink too much beers so i am fat but if i quit beers i would slim to size 34 waist in 4-5 months because i do not eat shit foods. I eat pizza like 2 times a month whis is very little for an american, i make baked chicken and chili and chinese stir fry and sometime we do breakfast for dinner which is sausage gravy fried potatoes and eggs but hey man you have to treat yourself a little.

[jon]

pizza is high in carbohydrates and it is therefore not healthy to eat in typical american quantities.

fats, especially saturated fats, are the fuel that your body is actually genetically designed to run on as the primary fuel. not carbohydrates, these are secondary.

no matter how much you weigh,
- eating fewer than 50g of carbs per day will trigger weight loss.
- eating 50g to 100g, for most people, will maintain bodyweight.
- eating over 100g of carbs is almost definitely certain to cause weight gain, diabetes, and/or heart disease.

the sedentary lifestyles most americans live calls for perhaps only 900 to 1200 calories, again depending on weight and the size of your frame. you will maintain bodyweight if you do not overeat relative to caloric intake.

however.

if you get all 1200 (for example) of your calories from foods loaded with carbohydrates, and you ALSO consume ANY fats, you will NOT convert those fats to energy. you will store them and they will cause insidious weight gain, and eventually, cardiovascular diseases or chronic/permanent cardiovascular damage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketosis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycolysis

[juji]

fuck them elz you look like you're on the right track on cam, i drink too much beers so i am fat but if i quit beers i would slim to size 34 waist in 4-5 months because i do not eat shit foods. I eat pizza like 2 times a month whis is very little for an american, i make baked chicken and chili and chinese stir fry and sometime we do breakfast for dinner which is sausage gravy fried potatoes and eggs but hey man you have to treat yourself a little.

You should accompany with hot sauce everyday, it kicks up your metabolism, it can actually be a tasty resource for successful weight loss.

[Autistic Spectrum]

wrting a kindle book based on this thread,, calling it the lisa codey cag diet,

[rootbeer]

You should accompany with hot sauce everyday, it kicks up your metabolism, it can actually be a tasty resource for successful weight loss.i always put hot sauce on my pizza

[rubycalaber]

I always put cum on my pizza

[KKKody]

actually i want to try eating by the clock, 100 to 200 calorie meals every 1-2 hours so my body always has fuel and feels no need to store, i have heard this is the best way to lose middle body fat.

[juji]

actually i want to try eating by the clock, 100 to 200 calorie meals every 1-2 hours so my body always has fuel and feels no need to store, i have heard this is the best way to lose middle body fat.

and stop masturbating

[KKKody]

and stop masturbating

WHAT! i cant do that man.

[juji]

WHAT! i cant do that man.

Semen were produced by foods, sometimes you get orgasm may cause your lose of benefits from your health, it makes you to stop do another masturbation. It's basically total drainage of energy, reduced confidence and inability to approach women and desensitization. The worst part is possible shortage of lifespan. Besides Gnosis will punish you a lot for exploiting the reason. If you stop masturbating, your body starts to be more active with full energy and have a good mental health.

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...............corey slurps his own try hard.

[juji]

Google the jets pizza diet, it's great

http://i.imgur.com/YHaSYFJ.png

[KKKody]

Semen were produced by foods, sometimes you get orgasm may cause your lose of benefits from your health, it makes you to stop do another masturbation. It's basically total drainage of energy, reduced confidence and inability to approach women and desensitization. The worst part is possible shortage of lifespan. Besides Gnosis will punish you a lot for exploiting the reason. If you stop masturbating, your body starts to be more active with full energy and have a good mental health.

you are talking about Chi energy i assume. I have heard this before.

[cagordon]

There is literally no way to increase your penis size elz.

[Gentleman Doli]

Elz I will teach you ho wto increase your penis size

[cagordon]

It just means you wont have a dat overhanging gut and will be able to maintain erections

[juji]

There is literally no way to increase your penis size elz.

That's not my intention to increase my penis, I just keep to my penis more health

[KKKody]

There is literally no way to increase your penis size elz.

this is a lie collagen and having the 2 tendons cut on the bottom can give you up to 1.5 inches lenght and 30% girth increase. you would think a ho would know.

[m0nde]

if I had my tendons cut and really tried not to offend the reason would you suck my dic?

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.............................it was better when you were herped try hard corey.

[Plug Drugs]

The high saturated fats increases your testosterone and makes your dick really huge
whoever told you this was lying

[Plug Drugs]

RED MEAT AND BROCOLLI SON, RED MEAT AND BROCOLLI

[Autistic Spectrum]

racoon diet, eat trash outta trash bins,, get fit, save money

[Plug Drugs]

and flex your dick and swing it around, it will get bigger/longer - but at the cost of no longer having a non-floppy dick

[Plug Drugs]

your penis is like a flesh balloon; think physics and rotational acceleration - more blood starts flowing out to the end of it

[juji]

and flex your dick and swing it around, it will get bigger/longer - but at the cost of no longer having a non-floppy dick

It's not called jelqing


your penis is like a flesh balloon; think physics and rotational acceleration - more blood starts flowing out to the end of it

Penish is like weak tongue... not flesh balloon

[Plug Drugs]

am i like the only guy who knows/does this

[KKKody]

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.............................it was better when you were herped try hard corey.

8 year old chinese kid with anime hair

http://i.imgur.com/azkybf9.png?1

shut the fuck up marco

[rubycalaber]

you need to try out The Ruby Diet, it consists of only eating ez mac once a day, it is great for your finger nails

[Plug Drugs]

It's not called jelqing


correct; jelqing is like milking your penis and forcing blood to the end of it which is dangerous to your dick-tissue
when you swing your penis around in a circle instead, you are letting the blood flow out naturally to the end
enjoy your big new floppy penis

[m0nde]

can someone tell me why codu has latched onto elezzzark and is niw suckinf his dick like he used to do to marks?

[KKKody]

can someone tell me why codu has latched onto elezzzark and is niw suckinf his dick like he used to do to marks?

just because i am friendly to someone doesn't mean i'm sucking their dick monde, but you pay money and fly across continents just to get a picture taken at a wedding or some shit so lets discuss your dick sucking for e cred ok

[Lisa]

He showed me his real dick and it had a big nob of dick cheese on it

[KKKody]

lisa is replying to a post made 3 days ago her internet sucks

[lnopia the great]

we should go back to talking about foods

[Lisa]

Dick cheese anyone?

[the president of sex]

i dont think i saw it, i just saw it when i went online a few minutes ago lol, also garfaild snapchatted me a picture of jon and cag in tinychat and i was like what so i went online, my heart is pretty shattered into a billion bitty little pieces that is for sure

i amwitness to tehis

[KKKody]

i am sorry cam. but on the upside you have a new career you can marry your job bro

[the president of sex]

shut up codey

[KKKody]

what? i was being sincere

[the president of sex]

fuck you niobdoy gives a shit about camoron

[KKKody]

I do.

[the president of sex]

especially me

[KKKody]

I happen to fucking like the guy ok.

[rootbeer]

Would you make out with him?

[KKKody]

stop projecting rooty at least cam has the balls to be real around here

[rootbeer]

whoever told you this was lying

No it's true

[rootbeer]

stop projecting rooty at least cam has the balls to be real around here

Y do u think Im fake

[maks]

rootbeer tell your girlfriend to read and reply to my pm please I really need to get moving on this project and I want to get as many opinions as possible so I know how to proceed

[jon]

you need to try out The Ruby Diet, it consists of only eating ez mac once a day, it is great for your finger nails

and occasionally your own cum

[maks]

I also recently acquired www.clarissaholz.com



If you think this thread is about you cag then you're incredibly narcissistic.

are you shitting me

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I happen to fucking like the guy ok.



........................corey you fuking faggot.

[KKKody]

Y do u think Im fake

no just beta.

[KKKody]

although there was that whole 2 faced texting debbie and lisa at the same time thing...

[cagordon]

It's not called jelqing



Penish is like weak tongue... not flesh balloon

:rofl:

[juji]

I thought flesh balloon are testicles

[cagordon]

boobs are flesh balloons

[KKKody]

boobs are flesh balloons

the bigger the better i say

[Gentleman Doli]

Better out tahn in i alwatys say - shrek the ogre from the movie shrek

[juji]

Codey should mind about trolling to anyone here, not only Lisa