lets get a dayz session soon

[timmy]

Got the new pump action shotgun and heaps of various ammo. Need a splint and water. NWAF has barely any medicals:robot:

[timmy]

Taking a shit at work

[Lisa]

Me too, with me, I'm going to play too

[rootbeer]

Crippling Peyronie's disease session

[jon]

oh now you wanna play tim

you missed like all year with ruby and tek and probably five or six weekends with all three of us, and even cag a couple times too

i have been putting up recordings of it, also other me+cag+friends in smite, and unturned, and minecraft, ruby's finally released some of his dayz too

(not that i blame anyone ever for not watching my shitty terrible youtube videos)

[jon]

quite frankly that ship has sailed, now that we can no longer trust teknorat to not use games+steam chat as a medium to ambush us while recording it

[Lisa]

oh now you wanna play tim

you missed like all year with ruby and tek and probably five or six weekends with all three of us, and even cag a couple times too

i have been putting up recordings of it, also other me+cag+friends in smite, and unturned, and minecraft, ruby's finally released some of his dayz too

(not that i blame anyone ever for not watching my shitty terrible youtube videos)I haven't been on steam since the last time I played dayZ with you because no-one played any games with me, I'm back on it again now be ause teknorat added me again and is going to play games with me

I'm just happy to play the games with people who will play games with me, that's all there is to it, I like to play games with other people, I have my ipad to play games by myself with

[Lisa]

So I don't care what ships you're on, I'm back on steam and I want to play DayZ too, I'll play with Tim, I'll play the shit out of Tim, play with me Tim

[jon]

yeah lisa "played" once...

that's also in ruby's vids...

[jon]

guess you four should play now, lisa can fill the hole left by cag, who for obvious reasons that i don't even need to be involved in will not talk to teknorat anymore lol

[Lisa]

yeah lisa "played" once...

that's also in ruby's vids...
Yeah that was the first time I ever played it and I fixed the settings after that

[Lisa]

guess you four should play now, lisa can fill the hole left by cag, who for obvious reasons that i don't even need to be involved in will not talk to teknorat anymore lol

Yeah I had no idea teknorat was like that, what a surprise

[maks]

who did you manipulate into buying dayz for you lisa

[Lisa]

who did you manipulate into buying dayz for you lisa

I bought it myself thankyou

Even though ruby was going to buy it for me, I didn't feel right about that so I bought it myself

Creep

[jon]

stevey gets ruby to buy him games like half a dozen times a year, lisa at least does not do that

[maks]

I bought it myself thankyou

Even though ruby was going to buy it for me, I didn't feel right about that so I bought it myself

Creep

why didn't you buy your own ipad

[Lisa]

why didn't you buy your own ipadbecause unlike you I didn't have to, I got given one for my birthday

Loser

[maks]

how did you work that out with your pimp you can't really give him a percentage of an ipad

[Lisa]

You look like an idiot maks, just so you know

[maks]

well you look like a whore. we can go back and forth like this all night, but I don't see the point

[Lisa]

You've tried way too hard lately

[Autistic Spectrum]

I bought it myself thankyou

Even though ruby was going to buy it for me, I didn't feel right about that so I bought it myself

Creep

lol the queen of england bought you dayz

[maks]

I'm not tryng lisa, don't think for a second that it's difficult to paint you as a whore, it's really not

[Lisa]

You've been trying your fuckimg heart out all over the forum for the past week, you look like a fucking spastic

[maks]

I hate to disappoint you lisa but I didn't actually make all those posts by hand I have a script all I did was press a button

[Lisa]

I know that dipshit

Why do you think that makes you any less of a fucking spastic idiot? It doesn't at all

[maks]

well it means I spent exactly 5 seconds getting you so upset you went crying to the admins, and you're still bitching about it now, and I think that's delightful

[Lisa]

well it means I spent exactly 5 seconds getting you so upset you went crying to the admins, and you're still bitching about it now, and I think that's delightful

Um loser I never went crying to any admin, I put you on ignore you fucking retard which meant I didn't even get the messages

Looking pretty fucking dumb there maks

[maks]

then why are you still complaining about it days later

[maks]

I didn't bring it up

[Lisa]

Um yes you DID bring it up

And ask the admins, I didn't whinge to anyone, like I said I just put you on ignore which meant I didn't get messages from you

Fucking retard loser

[maks]

ok, if you don't care then enable your visitor messages

[Lisa]

Spastic

[timmy]

Lisa are you any good at dayz?

[Lisa]

Lisa are you any good at dayz?

I've literally only played it once

[Autistic Spectrum]

that was not the question lisa, learn how to fucking read

[Lisa]

Well what does "good at dayZ" mean? What kind of skills does it really entail?

[Autistic Spectrum]

how are your wandering around skills

[Autistic Spectrum]

can of bean finding skills?

[Lisa]

LOL

[maks]

Spastic

you've spent more time thinking about it than I spent doing it

[Lisa]

you've spent more time thinking about it than I spent doing it

Seriously what the fuck are you talking about dipshit?

[maks]

owned

[timmy]

Well what does "good at dayZ" mean? What kind of skills does it really entail?

Do you know all the controls?

[timmy]

Do you know how to load, assemble a weapon or load magazines?

[Lisa]

Do you know all the controls?

i can't remember

How long does it take to remember? is it hard?

[Lisa]

Do you know how to load, assemble a weapon or load magazines?

Well the time I played I didn't even have a gun and then ruby gave me a gun and everytime I tried to equip it it just kept putting itself away

yeah I didn't know I was expected to pass a test in order to play dayZ with you, sounds like serious business

[timmy]

Its intermediate for a videogame

[timmy]

Well the time I played I didn't even have a gun and then ruby gave me a gun and everytime I tried to equip it it just kept putting itself away

yeah I didn't know I was expected to pass a test in order to play dayZ with you, sounds like serious business

A test? Im just asking

[Lisa]

A test? Im just asking

Oh, well I've only played it once, probably not very good because I haven't played it much, but in general I'm a lot better at video games than m0nde is

[Lisa]

I just like p,ayi g games with people for fun and a chat I guess

But I'm not bad at games once I know how to play them

[rubycalaber]

lisa killed three zombies when she played with me, jon and stevey which is better than I do most days

[rubycalaber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXz4Lqhip4M

[Lisa]

lisa killed three zombies when she played with me, jon and stevey which is better than I do most days

I did? That was the first and only time I've played it, was pretty stoned and the settings weren't set properly for me.... Then no-one ever played with me ever again :(

[Lisa]

Where's the laddaaaaaaaah

[rubycalaber]

we only play every so often because tek and jon have jobs, fucking normies

[Lisa]

Well teknorat called me because I keep posting that he has dick cheese lol and added me back on steam so I'm back now waiting for someone to play with me, not sure if I passed Tim's examination

[rootbeer]

we only play every so often because tek and jon have jobs, fucking normies

Sure they do

[m0nde]

guess you four should play now, lisa can fill the hole left by cag, who for obvious reasons that i don't even need to be involved in will not talk to teknorat anymore lol:smug: