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Lexi Persimmons
11-11-2012, 06:46 PM
all you ignorant niggers that voted for communism deserve to be ground up for Soylent Green.

Fuck you assholes. Starving to death is not a nice way to die. Don't come around my neck of the woods looking for food. If I feel good that day, I will give you a quick death.



http://www.pakalertpress.com/2012/07/24/all-americans-will-receive-a-microchip-implant-in-2013-per-obamacare/

maks
11-11-2012, 07:13 PM
No American will receive a reply in 2012 per Obamacare

juji
11-11-2012, 07:43 PM
That's not my problem

blumpkin blownuts
11-11-2012, 09:39 PM
http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/microchip.asp

stop getting your info from hoax news outlets you're getting trolled badly

Desolation
11-11-2012, 11:46 PM
get a chip that makes u post better

juji
11-11-2012, 11:59 PM
implant yourself on your anus

sex with dead people
11-12-2012, 01:13 AM
implant yourself on your anus

That's exactly what I was about to post.

skrizach
11-12-2012, 01:53 AM
“The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that—‘‘(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; and ‘‘(B) is a class III device; or ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable.”

All that says is that they will create a registry of medical devices so they know what device is put into which person so if that device has a safety recall they can contact that person.

AKA if you got in a car accident and they had to put in a titanium ankle joint and years later there is a safety recall, this would enable them to find you and call you because there is a registry.

skrizach
11-12-2012, 01:55 AM
http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/microchip.asp

stop getting your info from hoax news outlets you're getting trolled badly

See more backup to my statement, thanks Snopes.

Except all I had to do was simply read the statement in question and use my cognition and I was able to discern what it meant.

Camoron
11-13-2012, 05:00 AM
article is total bullshit, completely made up

timmy
11-13-2012, 05:13 AM
cam are you ready for your microchip, mate?

jon
11-13-2012, 05:50 AM
if you wanted an id chip you could have had one a decade ago

if you want one now they'll store your entire medical history and an e-signature waiver on it so that when you get brought into the ER from a car wreck and you're unconscious they don't have to call anyone (you have no friends) you get priority care right away

until its involuntary, nobody gives a shit about SPOOKY SCARY BIOCHIPS

boobz
11-13-2012, 05:51 AM
That's exactly what I was about to post.

this.

steveyos
11-13-2012, 06:00 AM
I'm getting an obamaphone

steveyos
11-13-2012, 06:02 AM
they can just call me on that


haven't found a doctor worth a shit might as well have a chip so you guys could contact me with advice on funny posts

boobz
11-13-2012, 06:14 AM
they can just call me on that


haven't found a doctor worth a shit might as well have a chip so you guys could contact me with advice on funny posts

when every doctor you visit is a cheap piece of shit (someone just like yourself who somewhere along the line forged a medical degree) then of course. this kind of explains your health steve.

Camoron
11-13-2012, 06:36 AM
“The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that—‘‘(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; and ‘‘(B) is a class III device; or ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable.”

All that says is that they will create a registry of medical devices so they know what device is put into which person so if that device has a safety recall they can contact that person.

AKA if you got in a car accident and they had to put in a titanium ankle joint and years later there is a safety recall, this would enable them to find you and call you because there is a registry.

this is true but even this is from an outdated version of health reform bill, it's not even in Obamacare

maks
11-13-2012, 10:55 AM
if you wanted an id chip you could have had one a decade ago

if you want one now they'll store your entire medical history and an e-signature waiver on it so that when you get brought into the ER from a car wreck and you're unconscious they don't have to call anyone (you have no friends) you get priority care right away

until its involuntary, nobody gives a shit about SPOOKY SCARY BIOCHIPS

Actually I expected you to have a problem with them, it's usually the gold hoarding Christian conspiracy theorists who oppose that sort of thing

Desolation
11-13-2012, 04:32 PM
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

steveyos
11-13-2012, 04:33 PM
wake up and smell the unfunny

jon
11-13-2012, 04:57 PM
Actually I expected you to have a problem with them, it's usually the gold hoarding Christian conspiracy theorists who oppose that sort of thing

i don't personally want one but that is beside the point

v for voluntary

jon
11-13-2012, 04:58 PM
in fact i don't even have a primary care physician and have not been to a hospital in a decade

maks
11-13-2012, 05:02 PM
i don't personally want one but that is beside the point

v for voluntary

good point

F4
11-13-2012, 05:02 PM
can't wait to see the op back this up with an article from the onion

skrizach
11-13-2012, 05:08 PM
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

https://twitter.com/MuscularSon/status/31121021440364544

steveyos
11-13-2012, 05:16 PM
twitter lol