i'm moving to dallas

[terror baby]

not looking forward to all the coloreds

:hammer:

[steveyos]

oh fuck don't care at all

[skrizach]

Dallas isn't bad. I've got a few friends who live there. There's a cool Ethiopian restaurant I went to once near a climbing gym.
The only thing I don't really like about texas is their weird on/off ramps on highways.

[clay]

the only thing i dont like about texas is terror baby

[steveyos]

don't give a fuck don't give one or two or three or four or any more but plenty less fuck you I hope you die tomorrow in front of everyone on your friends list

[maks]

what is it about this forum that makes people live in texas and michigan

[Plug Drugs]

i'm going to move to colorado as soon as i get money saved up for moving, ive got a good friend who lives down there

[maks]

Moving to montana soon gonna be a dental floss tycoon

[timmy]

im going to move to china once my government gets worse than them

[skrizach]

can't wait until my wifes contract is up and we get to move out of New England, t-minus: 2 years and 7 months

[clay]

i'm going to move to colorado as soon as i get money saved up for moving, ive got a good friend who lives down there

marijuana legalized in colorado, plug drugs moving to colorado

[steveyos]

catch a batch of aids yall

[timmy]

at least its not gout

[sex with dead people]

the only thing I don't like about tb is that she's alive

[steveyos]

the only thing I don't like about tb is that she's alive

[steveyos]

aactually I'd have to add 'everything ' to that list too

[blumpkin blownuts]

texas is about the best place a muslim abortionist can be these days

[clay]

did drunk puppies die

[timmy]

dp is balls deep in work right now he only posts here when his company quietens down he told me via aim

[sex with dead people]

Her kind is invading my local hick town. They own 4 out of 5 of the gas stations and half of the restaurants.

[clay]

he works the line at a corrugated tin sheeting plant and snips the jagged edges off the panels when they come out of the crimper. how exactly could that have picked up

[blumpkin blownuts]

is he writing adobe air programs? i think that's impressive personally

[timmy]

:yeaok:

[steveyos]

texas is about the best place a muslim abortionist can be these days

[Desolation]

don't like blacks... so you move to... Dallas?

[steveyos]

CASHVILLE WHERE DEM NIGGAZ BE

[steveyos]

fatima is tired of dating whatever the fuck you wanna call adam

[jon]

lol oh wow cool

did lolwhales put his foot down and grab you by the shemagh and say erperperperprp (dolphin noises) we are going to where the jobs are


list of rubynet posters in texas, please

- clay
- gush (grave and remains)
- jon
- sam
- garfield
- rootbeer
- desolation
- howard dean?
- elz (illegally)

its better here

[jon]

Dallas isn't bad. I've got a few friends who live there. There's a cool Ethiopian restaurant I went to once near a climbing gym.
The only thing I don't really like about texas is their weird on/off ramps on highways.

do you mean the flyovers between highways or the access roads that accompany the highways

[steveyos]

now if only anyone in that list was funny

[jon]

- reno (dead?)

[steveyos]

The Dream Team

[skrizach]

do you mean the flyovers between highways or the access roads that accompany the highways

the access roads that you have to cross to enter and exit the highways. Every time I drive there I feel like I'm gonna get t-boned by a dualie.

[Desolation]

Reno will be in tx this December if y'all want to meet up and do some drinks and weed

[Desolation]

we can all be really unfunny around each other and do unfunny things that will totally be unfun

[steveyos]

got that right

[Lexi Persimmons]

abort every useless black bastard you can find. Doing Gods work TB.

[maks]

sam? who's sam?

[Desolation]

who is Sam i wondered the same thing?

[clay]

jons coke dealer

[Lexi Persimmons]

jon huffs jenkum. can't afford coke.

[maks]

I am Sam

[Garfield]

i dare you to make it out of india alive

[maks]

also isn't rootbeer from michigan?

[terror baby]

I'm going to be teaching creation to middle schoolers.

[terror baby]

moving there on January 21st
I'm okay with dallas as long as there are lots of persian restaurants.

[terror baby]

don't like blacks... so you move to... Dallas?

I'm not actually serious about not liking blacks you idiot. That's the issue with this forum, you people take every damn thing so seriously.

[terror baby]

lol oh wow cool

did lolwhales put his foot down and grab you by the shemagh and say erperperperprp (dolphin noises) we are going to where the jobs are


list of rubynet posters in texas, please

- clay
- gush (grave and remains)
- jon
- sam
- garfield
- rootbeer
- desolation
- howard dean?
- elz (illegally)

its better here

he has a full time engineering job there now.

[sex with dead people]

You'll burn in hell terror baby for killing all those babies

[terror baby]

You'll burn in hell terror baby for killing all those babies

I only saved them from having a horrible life.

[jon]

erp flerf derf skreee

yeah don't worry there's a ton of really good ETHNIC food

[juji]

I only saved them from having a horrible life.

I hope you will kill your own son or daughter

[maks]

For the sake of the world do not carry lolwhales' seed, in fact you really should have his balls cut off as soon as possible.

[blumpkin blownuts]

pretty sure she mentioned having at least one lolwhale baby scraped already
even if she gets an employee discount on abortions, bc pills are alot safer

[steveyos]

don't give a fuck at all fatima you're boring you're a plain bagel die die die die die

[juji]

For the sake of the world do not carry lolwhales' seed, in fact you really should have his balls cut off as soon as possible.

good point, it's obligatory

[skrizach]

TB are you going to have to get a passport if you want to leave Texas?

[maks]

I don't understand all the terrorbaby hate, I can't really criticize anything other than her taste in men

[juji]

You only hate her husband

[maks]

of course I do how could I not he's one of those people who exist to be hated

[skrizach]

like me

[maks]

stop fishing for compliments you and lolwhales aren't even the same species

[juji]

I don't think skrizach is existed to be hated, perhaps you made the low tier posters are jealous of you.

[terror baby]

erp flerf derf skreee

yeah don't worry there's a ton of really good ETHNIC food

that's basically all i care about.

[terror baby]

I don't think skrizach is existed to be hated, perhaps you made the low tier posters are jealous of you.

elz? is that u

[skrizach]

stop fishing for compliments you and lolwhales aren't even the same species

there's a seafood pun in there somewhere I just can't find it.

[maks]

there's a seafood pun in there somewhere I just can't find it.

lolwhales should be gutted like a trout

there ya go

[steveyos]

is she dead yet

[juji]

elz? is that u

i like to pretend like elz inspired me but i'm not elz

[sex with dead people]

I don't understand all the terrorbaby hate, I can't really criticize anything other than her taste in men

I <3 her even if she is a race traitor.

[Lexi Persimmons]

to lazy to cook her own food.

[skrizach]

sometimes I go to restaurants

[steveyos]

marks a plain bagel, likes tb and boobz, also plain bagels

[terror baby]

I can afford to go out to nice restaurants is all.

[juji]

i don't think maks is a plain bagel

Boobz is definetly a plain bagel

[steveyos]

don't care

[maks]

keep trying to push your 'bagel' thing that hasn't caught on after 2 years stevey there's nothing funnier than old shit that nobody liked when it was new

[terror baby]

keep trying to push your 'bagel' thing that hasn't caught on after 2 years stevey there's nothing funnier than old shit that nobody liked when it was new

[Lexi Persimmons]

I can afford to go out to nice restaurants is all.

you should save your money up for bomb making materials.

[maks]

stevey forcing a meme is like watching m0nde in slow motion

[steveyos]

is she dead yet

[steveyos]

tjanks for quoting marks care post though lol what a nerd

[sex with dead people]

Murdering babies pays well.

[terror baby]

Murdering babies pays well.

not really..I only got paid 9 an hour but it was an easy job to have while going to college.

[blumpkin blownuts]

did you use a kirby and did you get the fetus attachment from steveyos on discount?

[blumpkin blownuts]

*rhurrrrrrrrrSCHLSZLSZLSZLSHLUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP rhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
^tb vaccuming the inside of a pregnant vagina with a kirbey

[juji]

*rhurrrrrrrrrSCHLSZLSZLSZLSHLUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP rhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
^tb vaccuming the inside of a pregnant vagina with a kirbey

[terror baby]

I only held the vac for the surgeon and got the jar out of the vac for fetus inspection, didn't get to stick it in any vagines
sometimes I got to do fetus inspections but I'd rather not because that shit smells bad.

[sex with dead people]

I would've kept the dead babies and sold them in jars on ebay

[timmy]

terror slut

[terror baby]

I would've kept the dead babies and sold them in jars on ebay

one time we were cleaning out the office and found a giant box full of jars with 2nd trimester fetuses in them under the sink. It was so disgusting because they used pure formaldehyde in the jars instead of diluting it so it hurt our eyes and smelled horrible.

[terror baby]

one time we aborted a 3rd trimester fetus on accident (3rd trimesters are illegal to abort)

[blumpkin blownuts]

if you don't use pure formaldehyde then the babbies will attract mice

[terror baby]

I have way too many abortion stories

[sex with dead people]

I keep my semen in a jar...

[terror baby]

if you don't use pure formaldehyde then the babbies will attract mice

those jars were supposed to be sent out to be destroyed so we were confused as to why they were under the sink.

[timmy]

your job is fucking gross terror thansk for sharing

[blumpkin blownuts]

well you can ask me or you can ask swdp, the chances are pretty low that we have the same reason

[blumpkin blownuts]

few things are more versatile than dead babbys in jars

[terror baby]

your job is fucking gross terror thansk for sharing

I don't work there anymore, I'm a teacher now.

[sex with dead people]

Teach me how to kill an unborn baby the easiest way without killing the mother.

[terror baby]

put abortion pills in her food/drink obv

[blumpkin blownuts]

psst - slippery elm

[juji]

I don't work there anymore, I'm a teacher now.

Lisa was a teacher, you prolly will be one of the retarded psychos in the future.

[sex with dead people]

I don't have access to baby murdering pills.

I meant for times when I see some preggo woman in a store or walking down the street.

[blumpkin blownuts]

shove a slippery elm branch up her cervix hole

[timmy]

shove a slippery elm branch up her cervix hole

do you give it a wiggle when its in there?

[maks]

I only held the vac for the surgeon and got the jar out of the vac for fetus inspection, didn't get to stick it in any vagines
sometimes I got to do fetus inspections but I'd rather not because that shit smells bad.

describe the smell

[jon]

did you know that the human body turns aspartame into formaldehyde

don't drink diet sodas

[juji]

did you know that the human body turns aspartame into formaldehyde

don't drink diet sodas

Thanks, Mr. Jon

[timmy]

did you know that the human body turns aspartame into formaldehyde

don't drink diet sodas

so diet soda causes cancer?

[doctor remulak]

I don't work there anymore, I'm a teacher now.

I am Doctor Remulak.

[jon]

so diet soda causes cancer?

it can

[timmy]

jon can you make this my picture name if you're not too busy? http://i.imgur.com/5hUKK.gif

[skrizach]

God I love that new avatar, Barry.

[jon]

lol so i dunno who knows this but texas is now pretty much abortion-free and a bunch of planned parenthoods shut down so cancer titties probably is unemployed and may even have left the state

[jon]

i'm going to move to colorado as soon as i get money saved up for moving, ive got a good friend who lives down there

http://i.imgur.com/1Wlnnx0.gif