~NSFW~ OFFICIAL Mod Sanctioned: Post pics of your dick thread

[rootbeer]

http://imgur.com/zQtTtzw

[juji]

I've taken a photo and recorded a video of my masturbating dick to anyone in private, I wouldn't do it again.

[m0nde]

i've posted my dick quite a few times i'm not going to do it agian because someone may save the pic and put it in an album of pictures and then post that pic 10 years from now, j/s

[Gentleman Doli]

i've posted my dick quite a few times i'm not going to do it agian because someone may save the pic and put it in an album of pictures and then post that pic 10 years from now, j/s

thats the kind of thing literally only you would do, lol

[m0nde]

thats kind of the point of the poist

[timmy]

Mondes scared of his future self

[Camoron]

Mods did you rly sanction this thrd

[rootbeer]

Mods did you rly sanction this thrd
Yes, several members of the rubycalaber.com administrative staff approached me personally and asked me to create a "dick r8 thread". The thread will be stickied soon so everyone feel free to post your dicks. Clay said there would be a prize for the winner, but I'm not sure what the prize is.

[Camoron]

I find that hard to belive seoeng how teh mods hate you due to being jealous of your naturally big rep

[steveyos YOLO]

My dick is too small to take pics of

[UPGRAYEDD]

Tempted.

[KKKody]

i'm sure someone can pull mine outta their rep comments

[rootbeer]

i'm sure someone can pull mine outta their rep comments

:puke:

[Gentleman Doli]

tihs is stealing a thread idea i made about a yer ago ... mods???

[m0nde]

the op image was deliberatelyh left broken because the whole thing was trolled and you guys still don't see that

[rootbeer]

tihs is stealing a thread idea i made about a yer ago ... mods???
This is the official dick pic thread, read the title

[rootbeer]

the op image was deliberatelyh left broken because the whole thing was trolled and you guys still don't see that

That's really a picture of my dick lol open the link in a window

[m0nde]

link so bit it broke the tag i bet it has a huge ugly vein on it also this whole troll was planned by two bffs rootbeer and camoorn

[m0nde]

on skype

[rootbeer]

link so bit it broke the tag i bet it has a huge ugly vein on it also this whole troll was planned by two bffs rootbeer and camoorn

http://i.imgur.com/CvhC1Zd.jpg

[m0nde]

door knob for size okay you dropped so i'm going to post mine hold on

[rootbeer]

i expected a lot more replies in this thread, everyone likes to say mean hurtfull things about my "little dick"
i will admit the posts got to me but if i post this i can shut you guys up because nobody is going to argue against that

[m0nde]

to be fair you have your hand squeezing that thing so you can't see any length what a rip off i am getting ready to post just hold on

[rootbeer]

you are going to need some serious porno

[m0nde]

http://i.imgur.com/L4AKcCJ.jpg :smug: it is nice and comfortable sitting here with warm water making it slippery but my cokc isn't hard i will post one if it jerk it in the tub

[rootbeer]

lmao

[rootbeer]

i expected a lot more replies in this thread, everyone likes to say mean hurtfull things about my "little dick"
i will admit the posts got to me but if i post this i can shut you guys up because nobody is going to argue against that

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[m0nde]

http://i.imgur.com/wzS09DS.png

[rootbeer]

Just had a nightmare about mondes penis

[UPGRAYEDD]

LOL wow this forum has a really serious case of babydickitis.

[rootbeer]

LOL wow this forum has a really serious case of babydickitis.

Post that lil dick

[rootbeer]

this is a judgement free zone

[rootbeer]

http://i.imgur.com/CvhC1Zd.jpg

I win

[timmy]

Your pic is a weurd perspective only showing the tip for pluggu
Also its height is well above the door knob gicing a deceitful size comparison

[KKKody]

we should all rep lisa with rooty's dicka nd an autoplay of OMD's if you leave

[rootbeer]

Your pic is a weurd perspective only showing the tip for pluggu
Also its height is well above the door knob gicing a deceitful size comparison

My head is side by side with the door knob, you can see my hand touching it... Fucking lol

[rootbeer]

LOL
It's photoshop! It's a camera trick! I'm laughing my ass off

[rootbeer]

Tiny Tim just post a pic we've already seen your shame

[timmy]

Uf it was side by ssde why is there a non parallel reflection in the doorknob

[timmy]

Ps im second biggest to siburke

[rootbeer]

Uf it was side by ssde why is there a non parallel reflection in the doorknob
Lmao you are so butthurt you can see my hand is touching the door knob, stay mad Peyronie's disease freak. I have the biggest dick here and I proved it

[rootbeer]

Literally post a pic of your little bent dick or get the fuck out

[rootbeer]

It's not real this isn't happening his Penis can't be that big

[rootbeer]

LOL

[timmy]

Nice quad posts pencil dick

[rootbeer]

Lol show us your shame

[rootbeer]

Sorry I had to destroy your fantasies angry hobbit

[rootbeer]

We have a term for making claims without proving it, it's called bullshit

[rootbeer]

If you think you are packing heat feel free to post a picture in this thread, talk is cheap

[m0nde]

setting up an imacro with forum dick pics

[timmy]

Why is rooty so riled up? Did i spoil his illusionary fun? Why did he pm me? Im not going to read it

[m0nde]

dick duel for rep

[rootbeer]

Why is rooty so riled up? Did i spoil his illusionary fun? Why did he pm me? Im not going to read it

XD
illusion? oh man you are cracking me up

[rootbeer]

my illusion is very fucking thick

[Camoron]

did you cum shortly after getting hard for that pic

[timmy]

Perspective my dear watson

[Camoron]

uhh i just compared my dick to a doorknob and its pretty close to the same size, no doubt rooty has a thick dick tho good job bro

[timmy]

Lisa said half of ot was hidden under his stomach

[Camoron]

souns like lisa is just jelly hers isnt as big

[timmy]

Also cam do you think door knobs are a standard measurement of dicks? Its called a ruler

[timmy]

Not all door handles are the same

[Camoron]

are door knobs bigger in austrlaia?

[timmy]

Idk. Measure his doorknob for me.
A standard unit of measurement is the same thing for each instrument

[Camoron]

I will measure that knob. Because I am rootbeer's roommate in real life and that totally wasn't a joke at all.

[timmy]

Be gentle wuth it

[rootbeer]

Idk. Measure his doorknob for me.
A standard unit of measurement is the same thing for each instrument
You are loosing it

[rootbeer]

did you cum shortly after getting hard for that pic

No I think jerking it without cumming makes it fatter

[UofLCardfan08]

barry doesn't need or use a limp dick penis pump

[Garfield]

with a dick that big, could you feel the cysts on lisas ovaries?

[timmy]

with a dick that big, could you feel the cysts on lisas ovaries?

Ovaries are.... not in the vaginal canal

[rootbeer]

:tup:

[juji]

I measured my dick near to my doorknob, it seems my glans and my length are bigger than him

[juji]

wtf seriously rootbeer you are taller than me

[rootbeer]

Post a pic

[juji]

Trust me, I already showed my 70% penis to anyone I've uploaded a video in https://vid.me/ but actually picture and video were deleted. I don't think I could repeat, better wait for some months

[rootbeer]

lol

[Camoron]

But did you show your 100% penis?

[Camoron]

Rooty I am in GR for my new job do you have somewherr for me to crash or do I need to drive back to caddy

[m0nde]

lol at this guy

[internutt]

http://www.peyronies.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/reinsufflation.jpg

[rootbeer]

Rooty I am in GR for my new job do you have somewherr for me to crash or do I need to drive back to caddy

Lol I don't care, do you mean just tonight or everyday for the rest of our lives because that is a pretty big commitment

[internutt]

im only like 70% hard in that pic but you can see how it compares to the surgical scissors

[rootbeer]

I can call you when this tattoo is done

[internutt]

also rootbear has serious development issues, how old is he now? in his mid 20s? what a spazz

[Camoron]

Rooty I want to be with you.

[steveyos YOLO]

This thread is proof this place needs shut down

[rootbeer]

Rooty I want to be with you.

Lol when do u get out today?

[Camoron]

I habe to go back to cadillac but maybe next week

[rootbeer]

lol ok stay warm

[lnopia the great]

:stare:

[timmy]

"hey dad how was i when i was a child? was i happy or hard to handle? was it easy with me?"
"fucked if i know kid i was too busy posting dick pics on the internet"

[Autistic Spectrum]

been waiting for this thread to get a new page, so i did not have to scoll past dick pictures,, because i'm not a huge fucking faggot like the rest of you itt

[timmy]

are you afraid of getting aroused ?

[Autistic Spectrum]

girls post your bits, i will make 75% of the posts in that thread,, you fucking faggot wanna go around posting your dicks that's your own gay buesiness

[steveyos YOLO]

This thread was just a trick by rooty to see everyone's dick pics

[rootbeer]

been waiting for this thread to get a new page, so i did not have to scoll past dick pictures,, because i'm not a huge fucking faggot like the rest of you itt

Me and Cameron are unironically gay together

[lnopia the great]

i wore a shirt with the colors of the rainbow on saturday but the ladies loved it

[rootbeer]

girls like shiny things and bright colors, they are like birds

[reno]

no timestamps -stompleb after feverishly reviewing this thread

[UPGRAYEDD]

It's Reno.

[Camoron]

Me and Cameron are unironically gay together

shut the fuck up you big rainbow haired faggot that will never ever happen no matter how much you want it

[rootbeer]

Next time ur in town I'm gonna rape you

[Camoron]

Your knob wouldnt fit in my tight hole and you'd jizz all over my legs

[rootbeer]

We'll c

[lnopia the great]

trouble in paradise

[UPGRAYEDD]

http://hostthenpost.org/uploads/b54a024f7e0604f5fb13eac3cb596786.jpg

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[rootbeer]

Nice length

[juji]

these pics are from 2008

[steveyos YOLO]

Nice length

You and plug drugs could meet at the tip...

[rootbeer]

You and plug drugs could meet at the tip...

I'm trying to be nice lol
Someone besides me and monde had the balls to post a picture

[Lisa]

http://s3.postimg.org/ix1u29aqb/image.jpg look, my little finger

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....fuk you bitch. fuking die already.

[Lisa]

Look, a whiteboard marker....

http://s3.postimg.org/hj10m0ocz/image.jpg

[Lisa]

Oh no I think marco just repped me m0nde's dick

M0nde can you take your lover marco with you when you go as now all hope is lost and your only hope is fjs?

TIA

[rootbeer]

lisa is very butthurt today apparently

[Lisa]

Actually I'm having a good day, my rep is shining, bitch slapping loser brigade, I have a HUGE fucking little finger, man I'm "winning forever" without even having to finger paint in my own excrement, pretty good XD

[rootbeer]

im sorry your bogan manlet has a microdick, but you can stay out of this thread thanks

[Lisa]

You've got to be kidding pin dick, I posted that shit and it was like 10 times bigger than my little finger and your dick

Don't tell me where to post my whiteboard markers and little fingers thanks

[rootbeer]

posting pics from google saying its your new boyfriend
its just sad
bye felicia

[Lisa]

It wasn't a pic from google you fucking idiot lol, that was his actual dick, I couldn't even get a normal sized condom on it

[rootbeer]

It wasn't a pic from google you fucking idiot lol, that was his actual dick, I couldn't even get a normal sized condom on it

Cool imaginary boyfriend story, I wear magnum large condoms in real life

[Lisa]

Meanwhile the last knuckle of my little finger...... welp I don't even need to finsih this sentence

[Lisa]

Cool imaginary boyfriend story, I wear magnum large condoms in real life
Everyone I've ever been with has a bigger dick than you and they are not imaginary you fucktard lol Brent had one of the biggest, they also all have been much better lays I know exactly how fucking small your dick is, you need to quit your penis contest because you'll lose against even my little finger or a whiteboard marker lid

[UPGRAYEDD]

these pics are from 2008
Yeah, I was too lazy to take new ones, I'll post them when I take them.

[Plug Drugs]

I feel better about my dick now having seen what your guys' dicks look like

[Plug Drugs]

My dick has a nice shape but it is starting to look a little rough from usage
Id be self conscious of it but vaginas arent exactly the nicest looking things on the planet either

[UPGRAYEDD]

I like how mine curves a certain way.

[Plug Drugs]

Why i think im going to stroke it right now as a matter of.fact

[rootbeer]

I feel better about my dick now having seen what your guys' dicks look like

We've all seen it, no point in lying

[Plug Drugs]

What would i have to lie about

[Plug Drugs]

The skin where i was circumcised was a little puffy at the time of that picture because i just got done masturbating forlike 7 hours
I dont do that anymore though, i dont want to damage my dick from wankin on it like that

[Plug Drugs]

Dont masturbate on stimulants

[m0nde]

pluggs what admixture of medications would be a good enhancement to masturbation?

[steveyos YOLO]

Just use some orajel as lube

[steveyos YOLO]

Or maybe it's oragel

[Plug Drugs]

pluggs what admixture of medications would be a good enhancement to masturbation?
Although i do not advise or condone the use of said substances, amphetamine followed up with alcohol is known to cause users to masturbate or have sex for prolonged periods of time, and they describe it as intensely euphoric

[m0nde]

have you ever done this, plaaagu?

[m0nde]

can you describe it in detail for me?

[Plug Drugs]

Then when they finish and their body is facing collapse and they are in a great deal of pain, theyll often seek out opiates or opioids

[Plug Drugs]

can you describe it in detail for me?

They usually take little breaks every hour or so for water, alcohol, or more speed
No ive never done this myself plug drugs is just a posting gimmick you know

[Plug Drugs]

Pretty sure like half the songs from the 90s are about.speed or having sex on speed or taking heroin to come down.off speed

[Camoron]

Ya, Being a huge fag is just a ginnick for me

[Plug Drugs]

Monde masturbating while reading this thread

[Plug Drugs]

Ya, Being a huge fag is just a ginnick for me
Yeah arent all of our posts just gimmicks, in fact where am i, who are you???

[Lisa]

We've all seen it, no point in lying
It's bigger than yours

[rootbeer]

i already posted my beer can dick who exactly are you trying to convince

[rootbeer]

Lisa mad she has no power over me

[Lisa]

i already posted my beer can dick who exactly are you trying to convince

Um the last knuckle of my little finger was the same size as your dick you fucking moron. The white board marker lid was thicker, hell the light switch was comparable

You have the smallest dick out of all the forum dick I've seen and I've seen a lot

[Lisa]

Beer can dick?

Take a pic of it next a ruler LOL, you have the smallest dick I've ever been with LOL! Fucktard

Oh and dont take a pic of it with your dick ABOVE the ruler, go ahead and put the ruller right along side it. Your dick is a fucking joke.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa has a phd in rootys dick, she studied it for months and months

[m0nde]

idk why lisa is so mean to rootbeer he did so much for her and went all the way there to see her and he gets treated like shit all the time

[Lisa]

idk why lisa is so mean to rootbeer he did so much for her and went all the way there to see her and he gets treated like shit all the time

Um I did the right thing by him, he did not

Stop talking about my life like you think you know anything, you don't you fucking idiot

[Lisa]

And frankly I'm just sick and tired about the fat fucking idiot crapping on and on about everyone's dick, get him to take a pic of his dick right next to (not however inches above) a ruler and then once he's done that you will see why this freak should never ever speak about his dick or anyone elses ever again

i'm not shitting you, it is fucking tiny

[UPGRAYEDD]

Can you please talk about my dick now? Thanks.

[Lisa]

Can you please talk about my dick now? Thanks.

Totally the biggest one ITT

[rootbeer]

idk why lisa is so mean to rootbeer he did so much for her and went all the way there to see her and he gets treated like shit all the time

I'm actually laughing, it's funny she's trying to say the photos fake or it's an optical illusion or something. I'm holding it side by side it's not a camera trick

[rootbeer]

Ask my wife if it's fake

[m0nde]

rootbeer you don't need to prove anything to this vile woman

[Lisa]

I'm actually laughing, it's funny she's trying to say the photos fake or it's an optical illusion or something. I'm holding it side by side it's not a camera trick

I know for a fact, go ahead and post it lined up next to a ruler, that is actually what teknorat and ruby did because that is the only non bullshit way, explain why the last knuckle of my little finger is as big as your dick, explain why a whiteboard marker lid is thicker

[Lisa]

Explain why the light switch is bigger than all those

Moron

[Autistic Spectrum]

dr dick mesure, lisa bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig

[rootbeer]

rootbeer you don't need to prove anything to this vile woman

I didn't even want to make this thread but everyone has been parroting Lisa's bullshit all year

[Lisa]

I didn't even want to make this thread but everyone has been parroting Lisa's bullshit all year

Well what did you expectw hen you started it. Don't you forget I never said a word until you fucking started. UGH you disgust me, you are SO fucking shit, get away

[Lisa]

And frankly sherman YOU have crapped on about your dick everyone elses dick for the past year, I said what I said which was all true but I said it ages ago after you started posting bullshit about me YOU have crapped on and on about your dick and everyone else's dick ever since, you are like responsible for this in every singke fucking way, just fucking stop it

Oh and the light switch is bigger than your dick look.

[StompleB]

Lisa would you ever murder a human being?

[UPGRAYEDD]

Totally the biggest one ITT

:smoke:

[Lisa]

Lisa would you ever murder a human being?

Yes under certain circumstances

[Autistic Spectrum]

zorn and lisa the couple to beat in 2015

[cagordon]

http://imgur.com/zQtTtzw.jpg



OH MY GOD

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag come lately

[Lisa]

http://s3.postimg.org/ix1u29aqb/image.jpg look, my little finger

Holy shit look at the size of that fucking light switch!

[m0nde]

why is that light switch so fucked up? it looks like it belongs in the 1800s

[Autistic Spectrum]

austliran goverment houseing light switches ftw

[Lisa]

Yeah, look at my light swtich

[m0nde]

botany bay light switches and there's some fire hazard wires poking out too

[Lisa]

lol

[UPGRAYEDD]

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[Lisa]

http://hostthenpost.org/uploads/a727d5484972ca08aa19ca85857bae42.jpg this one looks like your penis is watching tv

[UPGRAYEDD]

lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

debbie i see you lurking this nonsense, we all moved to http://notytmnsfw.com/forums/forum.php me, and cag, and the rest, so post there but don't tell rootbber

[Autistic Spectrum]

acutally tell rootber idk what iw as thinkingyou are marrie dto him