literal Shit posting.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

OK so everybody has to take a shit in the women's toilet while pointing your gun at the pussy bullet bin also then you have to post the pic itt while still trying to squeeze out the last bit of shit. http://i.imgur.com/f9m0lKt.jpg

[Lisa]

I'm SO not giving you rep for this

[Lisa]

Now that I am rep queen it is at my whim

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Lisa how can I get you to give me some rep

[Lisa]

Oh I have an idea

[Lisa]

There is an angry face in this topic title

[Lisa]

Don't poo while angry

[TheLizardWhisperer]

That's meant to represent the exertion of shitting.
http://i.imgur.com/ZInVnMa.jpg

[Lisa]

Don't eat the crayons

[Lisa]

I say that whenever there are crayons

[UPGRAYEDD]

I read 'liberal shit posting' and came in here to see examples of white guilt.

[Plug Drugs]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh

[TheLizardWhisperer]

M0nde get in here I know you take fat fucking shits you chocolate paki

[Plug Drugs]

Teknorat

[Plug Drugs]

chill out

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I am so fucking tired god I just want to murder cops

[Lisa]

Poor bubble

have some meth

[TheLizardWhisperer]

How about I just sleep and you murder them for me.

[Lisa]

How about I just sleep and you murder them for me.

Yeah have a nap or drink some V

You know what I want to do to cops and it's not murder them, well the hot ones anyway

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I will let you fuck them and then right after they cum I'll blow their brains out it'll be like a production line.

[Lisa]

Thanks

get some food, have a power nap

[Camoron]

I read 'liberal shit posting' and came in here to see examples of white guilt.

:badone:

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I'm eating but probably won't nap unless driving gets hard.

[Lisa]

And stay safe, I hear there is a psychopath out there doing angry poos and holding up tampon bins with a gun

[TheLizardWhisperer]

There's also cops who are fat more likely to murder me.

[Lisa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmyKZMHboE

[Plug Drugs]

You people are Fucking. Crazy.

[internutt]

you can get help to stop posting threads like this. i pray for you

[Lisa]

you can get help to stop posting threads like this. i pray for you

Step away from my teknorat or I'll destroy you, I'm the boss now

[Plug Drugs]

You know whats going to happen in this country if riots keep happening? The national guard is going to get involved and everyone will have recreated the police state they tried so hard to prevent. I suggest troll culture TONES IT DOWN A LITTLE with its bullshit

[Plug Drugs]

This is fucking crazy, i cant post here anymore you fucking nutcases

[Lisa]

You know whats going to happen in this country if riots keep happening? The national guard is going to get involved and everyone will have recreated the police state they tried so hard to prevent. I suggest troll culture TONES IT DOWN A LITTLE with its bullshit

I think if history has taught them anything doing something like that only escalates the problem, they learned that during the student riots way back, you don't see that happen so much anymore because they realised after that that in turn only creates even more riots

[Plug Drugs]

I think if history has taught them anything doing something like that only escalates the problem, they learned that during the student riots way back, you don't see that happen so much anymore because they realised after that that in turn only creates even more riots
That doesnt make it okay for people to run around on the internet posting pictures of them carrying guns in public and fucking whatever. This thread passed the threshold of what's acceptable and I'm fucking done here

[Lisa]

Tsk tsk

THIS time you've gone too far teknorat

[Lisa]

lol

[UPGRAYEDD]

I wish it was legal to carry a gun.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Plug Drugs confirmed for tampon lover.

[Lisa]

He's at work, he has a gun because he needs one for work to hold up tampon bins

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Implying I don't have a gun at home too.

[Lisa]

i implied no such thing

[Plug Drugs]

Let's just be honest.. you get off on the idea of a police state don't you?
You know who will be well off in a police state? Me mother fucker. Do you know who doesnt want to see a police state more than anybody? Me.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

The concept of a police state is retarded it's all shades of grey. Either you have a state in which case it is by necessity a police state or you don't.

[Plug Drugs]

The concept of a police state is retarded it's all shades of grey. Either you have a state in which case it is by necessity a police state or you don't.

Imagine a 'state' where some guy sitting in a booth 2 miles underground gives people brain hemmorhages from a satellite in orbit because he doesnt like the tshirt they were wearing that day

Am I crazy??

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I hope so because it's very amusing. Keep it up.

[Plug Drugs]

The police state is a real possibility and the only thing preventing it from happening is people keeping their fucking head straight

[Lisa]

DON'T SHOOT!https://img1.etsystatic.com/008/1/6504958/il_fullxfull.396923747_4g2i.jpg

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Lisa do you use tampons or pads

[Lisa]

Tampons

[Lisa]

But don't shoot me

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Do they make a pop sound when you pull them out

[Lisa]

Do they make a pop sound when you pull them out

No

[Lisa]

Feels pretty horrible to pull one out if it is still dry and not soaked yet, that is well it gives me a feeling like fingernails down a blackboard

[TheLizardWhisperer]

That's like going in dry.

[Plug Drugs]

Jesus Christ. God save you lunatics.

[Lisa]

That's like going in dry.

I don't know, rub a dry tampon all over your nob and tell me how that feels

[Lisa]

Not erect though, like pull back the foreskin and then rub a dry tampon on your nob then we can discuss this in further detail

[TheLizardWhisperer]

It's ok pluggy we'll give you the tampon when we're done.

[Lisa]

It's ok pluggy we'll give you the tampon when we're done.
LMAO!

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I need a wet tampon first for comparison. Mail me one in a ziplock bag.

[Lisa]

What do you think I am? Cag?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Hey now I didn't ask you to write with it.

[Plug Drugs]

I don't know, rub a dry tampon all over your nob and tell me how that feels
Youre telling me millions of dollars spent on pussy research hasnt given females comfortable tampons yet?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

There's this new brand of tampons White Knight that are supposed to be long lasting you just have to give them attention once in a blue moon and they'll soak up whatever you throw at them.

[Lisa]

Once it's in there it's fine, you don't even feel it but pulling one out when it's dry gives me the heebeegeebees

[Lisa]

There's this new brand of tampons White Knight that are supposed to be long lasting you just have to give them attention once in a blue moon and they'll soak up whatever you throw at them.

What about TSS and what kind of "attention" are you supposed to give them?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You know just talk to them. Or talk to other tampons. Both work.

[Lisa]

All the tampons are afraid to talk because someone threatened them with a gun

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Pads are better anyway. Only filthy haram westerners use tampons. Hymens should remain intact.

[Plug Drugs]

Guns lol

[Lisa]

Ok well piss on a pad and wear it on your balls for 4 hours and tell me how good that is

[Plug Drugs]

PoopY

[Plug Drugs]

5 guests reading jesus

[Plug Drugs]

I think its time to tone it down buddy

[Lisa]

5 guests reading jesus

That's more people in this thread alone than are in timmays forum lol

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Why do Arabs/Muslims/m0ndes love hymens so much?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Shout out to the teen girls reading this. You know who you are. And so do I ;)

[Lisa]

do you need a "why?"?

Why?

[Lisa]

I thought there was going to be a punchline

[Plug Drugs]

Why do Arabs/Muslims/m0ndes love hymens so much?

Lets use some Jungian-Freudian psychology to answer this.. the hymen is a sign of virginity and therefore a sign of cleanliness and fertility

[TheLizardWhisperer]

No I'm really curious as to why Muslims love hymens

[TheLizardWhisperer]

But it's not lol. They lack basic biology knowledge

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Lisa where is your hymen now? Can I have it?

[Lisa]

This is finally the point in the thread where I think this has gotten weird

[Plug Drugs]

But it's not lol. They lack basic biology knowledge

Why do you think this?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Give me your fucking hymen cunt.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You too plug drugs give me your back pussy hymen.

[Lisa]

Hymen hymen who's got my hymen?

[Lisa]

Furthermore who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Who stole Lisa's hymen? (Her baby sitter the bastard I want it. )

[Plug Drugs]

This is finally the point in the thread where I think this has gotten weird

Yeah well youll have that

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Plugdrugs give me your fresh hymen meat.

[Lisa]

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/6613000/ngbbs433f52d40a026.jpg

[Lisa]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/albums/65889.jpg

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Cookie monster lost his hymen in a horrific counting to 10 accident.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Oh lawd hello kitty. Oh Lisa. (Hello kitty ;)

[Lisa]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Xy6RhmrRxZo/UZpwg06Tv-I/AAAAAAAAATM/FMq55mu_Zn0/s1600/cookie_monsterhoney.jpeg

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Anyway my stomach is still upset.

[Lisa]

Only 3 1/2 hours to go?

[Lisa]

Try some ginger beer

[Lisa]

I'm trying to be a moral support for getting you through the shift

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Thx

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I wish I was shooting in the air outside plugdrugs house.

[Lisa]

http://media0.giphy.com/media/EKUvB9uFnm2Xe/giphy.gif

[Lisa]

I got to sleep, I'm obviously dying

[Lisa]

you can tell because I typed "cookie monster hymen" into google

[TheLizardWhisperer]

OK dream of hymens

[Lisa]

Your dick cheese

Later xoxo

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm glad rubynet has turned into the lisa and technorat public skype chat

[TheLizardWhisperer]

It's OK I'll talk to you instead m8.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

First things first. Do you like Tim's cock? Y/n/m.

[Autistic Spectrum]

talk to me at the new ytmnsf roufmr http://notytmnsfw.com/

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag's posting, tim, the whole crewis over there

[Plug Drugs]

Ill post there just as soon as i have my actual computer down here

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Cag owes me an apology I'll post over there when she explains herself.

[Plug Drugs]

I wish I was shooting in the air outside plugdrugs house.

Sirens go by literally every 15 minutes.
You want to talk about a shift from hell, try being a paramedic in a big city

[Plug Drugs]

It drives me fucking crazy, i want to be back in the woods so god damn bad

[Lisa]

i'm glad rubynet has turned into the lisa and technorat public skype chat

This was very tame compared to what goes on off this forum between teknorat and I, far less cyber sex and far less fighting happened here