just woke up, gotta slam these 9 beers otherwise i wont get drunk

[Plug Drugs]

its good to get 4 and a half hours of sleep in before drinking, that way if you end up staying up all night, you'll at least have gotten some sleep earlier.
Its a flawless strategy

[Desolation]

your life disgusts me.

[timmy]

all you do is abuse your body erry day its sad to know that theres people more pathetic than myself

[Plug Drugs]

:shrug:

[Plug Drugs]

i was going to post the clip from a scanner darkly where robert downey jr is telling woody harrelson "your life and watching you live it is like a gag reel of ineffective bodily functions" but couldnt find it

[timmy]

didnt you say you got constipation for days straight? man that dont sound too healthy

[Plug Drugs]

actually quite common for me even when i was a kid

[timmy]

eat ya fibres and drink ya fluids

[Plug Drugs]

hmm i dont know, i prefer only having to shit twice a week, for two good reasons:
- my poop is usually solid, not nasty disgusting unhygenic messy poop that takes forever to wipe up (and even after you finish wiping, you still feel like you didnt quite get it all)
- i rarely have to shit in disgusting public toilets

[Plug Drugs]

unlike most children who were fascinated by the act of shitting and farting and the like, i was usually disgusted by fart/shit jokes, i never saw what was funny in them other than you are inconveniencing everyone around you with unpleasant thoughts and odors

[sex with dead people]

I think its time for an intervention or at least go on the Dr Phil show or something

[juji]

drug addict, faggot with voice changer and 24/7 gamer without social skills sicken me.

Except Sex with dead people is cool and funny, i like him

[sex with dead people]

I don't have any social skills either and my mom won't buy me a Wii U since I was bad again.

[juji]

I don't have any social skills either and my mom won't buy me a Wii U since I was bad again.

Stop trolling me

[boobz]

slam some oxypomepamagren and norazepamahgmen and reitloitgogly and goodnight

[juji]

barry believed this video


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNPJMk2fgJU&list=PLFBFCDCC3DBB96BC4&index=5&feature=plcp

[boobz]

uh well it's pretty slick production

[oOBatteryOo]

Pluggy why do you abuse yourself

You should abuse me instead

which if you think about it is just another way of abusing yourself

nevermind do your thing

[Plug Drugs]

barry believed this video


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNPJMk2fgJU&list=PLFBFCDCC3DBB96BC4&index=5&feature=plcp

what about that video is fake?

[Pronoun]

http://i.imgur.com/xDBBr.gif

[maks]

http://i.imgur.com/xDBBr.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91aiochAI1qgcra2o1_500.gif

[timmy]

i believ a video ive never watched and dont plan on watching

[steveyos]

plug drugs tried to troll me like however long ago and literally the next day he completely spirals into something only tim can relate to

[timmy]

steven yelle deleetes website, going for 100th time new world record.

seriously i bet stevey is a contender for world heavyweight retardd who deletes website every time he gets bouts of depression(stevey cant handkle his emotions at all its fucking sad)

[Lexi Persimmons]

Steffie should sleep with the fishes.

[steveyos]

man those posts sure effected me

[Plug Drugs]

plug drugs tried to troll me like however long ago and literally the next day he completely spirals into something only tim can relate to

i didn't really care too much to begin with
you're still talking about it so clearly i was successful

[steveyos]

oh yeah one thing's for sure every time I close my eyes and try to sleep I see it. you're haunting me plug drugs your words cut me really deep and I am eternaly bleeding lol jk fag oh my god you suck so bad at posting you shoulda stayed in the background

[steveyos]

ugh I had two vicodin today ugh

[Plug Drugs]

if i just let you do your thing, you start owning yourself, no need to reply really

[steveyos]

that's really nice plug drugs, it's really nice to see you making such awesome posts especially that one

[steveyos]

hey man if I keep replying I'll just start owning myself, no need to reply really


thanks Tim

[Plug Drugs]

youre bringing up things i said about you literally years ago like its somehow still pertinent,
like your some kind of basket case faggot who was deeply emotionally impacted by it or something

i dont remember what i said really, something about how all you do all day is play as a chick in second life and get all into it like an rp faggot or something, i dont really know, but it weirded me out enough to stop talking to you

[maks]

you hung in there longer than most

[steveyos]

god damn I co-own a business, I wish my life was 24/7 drugs, or 24/7 sitting at/fixing dell's and mac's


oh your lives, your lives are so grand here I am only owning half a business and using my computer for nothign other than planetside 2 a couple times a week


oh I AM SO MAD

[steveyos]

WHY DID MY LIFE TURN OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S OH FUCK

[steveyos]

OH THESE WORDS I'M PUTTING INTO TEXT ON THIS SCREEN, THESE PEOPLE TAKE SERIOUS

THEY FORGET THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE COMEDY FORUM! THEY FORGET! OH THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING BYE (I'm mad don't you ever forget how mad I am)

[Plug Drugs]

you get out of breathe walking up stairs, sure wish i could be like you

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

I like Plug Drugs