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sex with dead people
11-25-2012, 10:42 PM
Imagining her speaking the shit she's posting in her annoying aussie accent.

blumpkin blownuts
11-25-2012, 10:43 PM
i like aussie accents sometimes
iwc sounds superqt

sex with dead people
11-25-2012, 10:57 PM
i like aussie accents sometimes
iwc sounds superqt

:n:

There's a special place in hell that awaits you.

maks
11-25-2012, 10:58 PM
clump probably bitches constantly and at the speed of light like a black or puerto rican woman, yap yapyapyapyapyapyap MmmHmm! yapyapyapyapyapyapyap yapyapyap!

blumpkin blownuts
11-25-2012, 11:00 PM
i wonder what a white trash australian accent sounds like
hey lisa, speak for us. speak! cmon girl, speak!

xoxo
11-25-2012, 11:07 PM
I know what's worse than me posting

you no-life losers posting about me 24/7

xoxo
11-25-2012, 11:08 PM
thing is you are all too scared to chat on cam or mic with me

blumpkin blownuts
11-25-2012, 11:08 PM
we're afraid of the stigma that's all
make a video of you talking plz and upload it

blumpkin blownuts
11-25-2012, 11:09 PM
I know what's worse than me posting

you no-life losers posting about me 24/7

notice nobody talked about you yesterday when you were banned and couldn't post

maks
11-25-2012, 11:10 PM
why in the hell would I want to look at you on cam you're hideous

Gentleman Doli
11-25-2012, 11:11 PM
Lisa, teh OZZie babe................................................................................................ ......................... Greetings

xoxo
11-25-2012, 11:18 PM
notice nobody talked about you yesterday when you were banned and couldn't postactually I noticed they were moron

xoxo
11-25-2012, 11:18 PM
Lisa, teh OZZie babe................................................................................................ ......................... Greetingsg'day
;)

blumpkin blownuts
11-25-2012, 11:21 PM
actually I noticed they were moron

ruby said he banned you, someone replied to the effect of "thanks"
and that was it until you forced your way back in on a new account, like your 4th one here in 3 months

you are unwanted. you've always been unwanted everywhere you've been and you are unwanted here. deal.

xoxo
11-25-2012, 11:26 PM
ruby said he banned you, someone replied to the effect of "thanks"
and that was it until you forced your way back in on a new account, like your 4th one here in 3 months

you are unwanted. you've always been unwanted everywhere you've been and you are unwanted here. deal.um no dipshit

that's how retarded you are

jon banned me after I had already left the forum and was going for good, then I came back to delete my personal pm's from good people before giving my account away and saw I had been banned and you fuckwits will STILL posting about me, so I thought "no, I'm not going then"

If you want me gone stop making all your posts about me and get a life

I'm not here for YOU dipshit

blumpkin blownuts
11-25-2012, 11:27 PM
you're here to try and fit in and don't know when to give up
nobody believes your lies about wanting to leave or you wouldn't made a whole new account you stupid idiot

blumpkin blownuts
11-25-2012, 11:28 PM
if you want people to stop posting about you then don't login
i guarantee you people will stop

xoxo
11-25-2012, 11:29 PM
oh yeah I really try to fit in

I even have nightmares about my rep turning red because I want to fit in so much

you fucking loser

I'm not a sheeple like you

I possess my own

maks
11-25-2012, 11:38 PM
I'm not a sheeple like you

I possess my own

xoxo
11-25-2012, 11:41 PM
maks I secretly have a crush on you

xoxo
11-25-2012, 11:42 PM
shhhhhh don't tell anyone

maks
11-25-2012, 11:56 PM
I'm not a sheeple like you

I possess my own

sex with dead people
11-25-2012, 11:59 PM
thing is you are all too scared to chat on cam or mic with me

I added you on msn and you were an asshole.

xoxo
11-26-2012, 12:00 AM
I'd gag you and then.......

.-. .- .--. .

xoxo
11-26-2012, 12:01 AM
I added you on msn and you were an asshole.No I told you I need to add your addy on my end as well for you to see when I am online

you never gave me your addy after I gave you mine

I told you about 50 times

Gentleman Doli
11-26-2012, 12:01 AM
I'd gag you and then.......

.-. .- .--. .

I am 14 years old! What is this!!

xoxo
11-26-2012, 12:04 AM
I am 14 years old! What is this!!that was directed at maks

Gentleman Doli
11-26-2012, 12:05 AM
that was directed at maks

I really would appreciate it if you would keep your posts family-friendly? This is a family forum, read the rules plz... (NO Gay stuff, Clay was very specific about this)

maks
11-26-2012, 12:19 AM
I really would appreciate it if you would keep your posts family-friendly? This is a family forum, read the rules plz... (NO Gay stuff, Clay was very specific about this)

'tis true, tim posted gay stuff once and you saw what happened to his hole

xoxo
11-26-2012, 12:29 AM
I really would appreciate it if you would keep your posts family-friendly? This is a family forum, read the rules plz... (NO Gay stuff, Clay was very specific about this)I was such a cute baby
http://i.imgur.com/P9Jjx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AdKzY.png

skrizach
11-26-2012, 12:35 AM
that's the color of my hair until I turned about 15 and then it became regular blonde instead of crazy platiunm blonde

xoxo
11-26-2012, 12:40 AM
that's the color of my hair until I turned about 15 and then it became regular blonde instead of crazy platiunm blondeSame

and now it's naturally a dark dirty blond (almost brown) with a tiny spattering of grey

skrizach
11-26-2012, 12:46 AM
yeah mine is still pretty blonde cause hasnt gone brown yet idk if it ever will i spend a lot of time in the sun stop

xoxo
11-26-2012, 01:01 AM
yeah mine gets lighter too if I actually go outside in the sun

but I hate outside and the sun so much that the doctor makes me take vitamin D

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 12:08 AM
i like aussie accents sometimes
iwc sounds superqt

ty bb~ ^_^
probably because i'm not a bogan shezza like clump


Same

and now it's naturally a dark dirty blond (almost brown) with a tiny spattering of grey

hahaha she's going grey already wow that's sad but not really

juji
12-03-2012, 12:11 AM
Yeah, iwc is cutest than Lisa

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:16 AM
oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

she's not a stupid bogan slag at all

clutch at some more straws

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 12:21 AM
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x173/iwascruel_x/umadbr4.gif

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:23 AM
uh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 12:25 AM
just keep dragging out your yeahs it only further proves my point

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:26 AM
okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

jealous slag

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 12:30 AM
jealous :smug:
ya i wish i was going grey and on the dole too

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:31 AM
sniffing my ass much uneducated jealous slag?

Try harder to get the attention I get

blumpkin blownuts
12-03-2012, 12:31 AM
everyone from :lizard: forum is a gray

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:32 AM
what is a lizard by the way?

blumpkin blownuts
12-03-2012, 12:34 AM
it looks kinda like a chicken except lizard has less featehrs and stands lower to the ground

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 12:35 AM
sniffing my ass much uneducated jealous slag?

Try harder to get the attention I get

i don't need to try and that's the difference between you and me and why you're so mad right now
uneducated? i don't try to pass myself off as a teacher and use the word "unappropriate" in the same post. i have a great job in new york city that probably pays more a week than you make in 6 months by filling out your dole diary

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:36 AM
it looks kinda like a chicken except lizard has less featehrs and stands lower to the groundyeah ok

blumpkin blownuts
12-03-2012, 12:39 AM
i found a lizard in my pants once (not the pants i was wearing gutter-brain!)

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:41 AM
i don't need to try and that's the difference between you and me and why you're so mad right now
uneducated? i don't try to pass myself off as a teacher and use the word "unappropriate" in the same post. i have a great job in new york city that probably pays more a week than you make in 6 months by filling out your dole diarySorry but your jealous uneducated boring bogan jealous slag drivel is rubbish

http://i.imgur.com/YwBwj.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/G92It.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/EAl09.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/ucdRA.jpg

Try harder

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:42 AM
what letter is next to a "u" on a keyboard?

Camoron
12-03-2012, 12:42 AM
i am waitng for the punchline

Camoron
12-03-2012, 12:43 AM
i was hoping it'd be soemthing zippy with some thrust behind it and it really nailed lisa like this rape joke im alluding to

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 12:44 AM
what letter is next to a "u" on a keyboard?

y

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:45 AM
yand?

Camoron
12-03-2012, 12:46 AM
ah but my dear that answer is only half correct

i is correct whether using a qwerty or dvorka keyboard

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:47 AM
ah but my dear that answer is only half correct

i is correct whether using a qwerty or dvorka keyboardyep

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:47 AM
I try to own people with typos too

my wit is superior like that

Camoron
12-03-2012, 12:47 AM
im the wiz and nobody beats me

Camoron
12-03-2012, 12:48 AM
yep

uep

Camoron
12-03-2012, 12:48 AM
ynappropriate

blumpkin blownuts
12-03-2012, 12:49 AM
easy, the letter u is next to the dried up cumm i couldn't remove

Camoron
12-03-2012, 12:50 AM
what are your most used keys/ mine are ascdl

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:51 AM
ynappropriatelol

Camoron
12-03-2012, 12:51 AM
sad sac lad cad

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:51 AM
truth is my keyboard is so worn that the letters have rubbed off, that and typing in the dark... I just care not about my fucking typos in what's this place called again? Oh yeah, "a gay nigga dick forum"

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 12:53 AM
and?

you're so effing stupid i'm embarrassed for you. i literally had you scrambling to post pics of your certs and pics in just a couple of posts because you felt so threatened and desperate to prove something. the only thing you further proved is how stupid you are. the facts are, i'm still making more money than you and you're not even fit to teach, so you can post every certificate you've ever received, it makes no difference. lemme pull out my spelling queen award from 3rd grade lamo :smug:

Camoron
12-03-2012, 12:54 AM
huddlied over your keyboard in the dark waiting for the drug to take hold... to take you from tehis pain in your life of getting ridiculed by 20 year olds on a internet forum

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 12:54 AM
ynappropriate

even that would have been acceptable and more correct for some trying to pass themselves off as a teacher

Camoron
12-03-2012, 12:55 AM
why is life so hard? an d we just make it harder for each other/ why do that why not just be kind to each other guys..

Camoron
12-03-2012, 12:56 AM
even that would have been acceptable and more correct for some trying to pass themselves off as a teacher

its the genderqueer spelling

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:58 AM
you're so effing stupid i'm embarrassed for you. i literally had you scrambling to post pics of your certs and pics in just a couple of posts because you felt so threatened and desperate to prove something. the only thing you further proved is how stupid you are. the facts are, i'm still making more money than you and you're not even fit to teach, so you can post every certificate you've ever received, it makes no difference. lemme pull out my spelling queen award from 3rd grade lamo :smug:I'm my 33 years and 20 years on the internet I've learned a couple of things

1. a copy and paste of direct links is easy and takes les time than your sad jealous ass sweating over your pathetically jealous posts

and 2. dickheads who try to claim they are rich on troll forums generally are even poorer than me.

also I know that trying to "own" someone based on a typo is retarded and lame

also I'm fitter than you in every way you hideous slag

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 12:58 AM
its the genderqueer spelling

i am womyn hear me roar

xoxo
12-03-2012, 12:59 AM
why is life so hard? an d we just make it harder for each other/ why do that why not just be kind to each other guys..>insert rape joke here<

xoxo
12-03-2012, 01:00 AM
pulse riot's only qualification is a certificate of participating in a 3rd grade spelling bee?

xoxo
12-03-2012, 01:02 AM
i am womyn hear me roarYou're an insult to my sex

leave

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 01:04 AM
I'm my 33 years and 20 years on the internet I've learned a couple of things

1. a copy and paste of direct links is easy and takes les time than your sad jealous ass sweating over your pathetically jealous posts

and 2. dickheads who try to claim they are rich on troll forums generally are even poorer than me.

also I know that trying to "own" someone based on a typo is retarded and lame

also I'm fitter than you in every way you hideous slag

in your "20 years on the internet" one would think you'd actually have learned how to troll or when you are being trolled.
you keep claiming jealousy but all i see is you projecting as you have nothing i envy. yes, not even your grey hair or mickey mouse bullshit certificates that are null and void now.
you don't know shit.
have you looked in a mirror today?

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 01:06 AM
pulse riot's only qualification is a certificate of participating in a 3rd grade spelling bee?

>doesn't get sarcasm


You're an insult to my sex

leave

you're an insult to my origin of birth, fuck off i was here first

xoxo
12-03-2012, 01:07 AM
pulse riot

you look pathetic

I was on this planet and the internet first

leave you loser until you can be a woman worthy of my respect

xoxo
12-03-2012, 01:10 AM
because I've never come across a pathetic loser on the intrenet jealous of my qualifications before

while they have none

you could always get of you slaggy ugly ass and do the hard work yourself to get some

but I bet you think you're qualified by simply being a lame ass troll

xoxo
12-03-2012, 01:13 AM
>doesn't get sarcasm
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and you can't even do that well

stick to trolling about typos you fucking slag assed loser

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 01:16 AM
you reek of desperation. i don't feel the need to prove shit to you , my qualifications far exceed yours so pls stop. why would i be jealous of some some old haggard slut that's literally living in a 3rd world country?

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 01:17 AM
you don't have a big vocabulary, do you? call me a slag again, that wasn't edgy at all the first time

xoxo
12-03-2012, 01:19 AM
you don't have any qualifications you pathetic jealous slag

your attempt at sarcasm was to say you have a 3rd grade spelling bee certificate and you then tried to say was sarcasm... you don;t understand even that lowest form of wit

so that was sarcasm and you don't even have that?

Leave, you lose, it's just embarassing to watch.

xoxo
12-03-2012, 01:20 AM
you don't have a big vocabulary, do you? call me a slag again, that wasn't edgy at all the first timea spade is a spade you slag

and I have a bigger vocabulary than you effortlessly

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 01:25 AM
hey lisa the ferret cages need to be cleaned out HEY LISA YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED.
in your "20 yrs" on the internet did you ever stop to think, "oh hey, maybe i shouldn't divulge personal information about myself on the internet"? thanks for calling me a pathetic jealous slag for the umpteenth time. that vocab's really kicking in, huh? do you even thesaurus?

xoxo
12-03-2012, 01:26 AM
Nope don't need a thesaurus to own the shit out of your pathetic jealous slag ass

too easy

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 01:30 AM
yeah too easy using the same 3 adjectives in every single post you make

xoxo
12-03-2012, 01:32 AM
*yawn*

you lost

ypu started it but are inherrently stupid

sorry not my fault you've done nothing worthwhile with your life and that you're a pathetic jealous slag on a troll forum with nothing to show

xoxo
12-03-2012, 01:33 AM
oh look a typo

have at it with your amazing wit and trolling skills

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 01:43 AM
*yawn*

you lost

ypu started it but are inherrently stupid

sorry not my fault you've done nothing worthwhile with your life and that you're a pathetic jealous slag on a troll forum with nothing to show


i've never been fired...even from menial jobs such as yours. i've never had a teaching license revoked, nope. i can actually afford curtains, yes. i'm not grey-haired, no. people actually like me, yes. can use words other than pathetic, jealous, slag, yes. oh a typo you say? i got ypu but did inherently really require an extra r?

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 01:48 AM
can't wait for your next post, i hope you call me a pathetic, jealous slag again. that'll really show me

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 01:49 AM
and just think....this all extended from me laughing at your grey-headedness, so who is really jealous, mad and pathetic?

xoxo
12-03-2012, 01:56 AM
i've never been fired...even from menial jobs such as yours. i've never had a teaching license revoked, nope. i can actually afford curtains, yes. i'm not grey-haired, no. people actually like me, yes. can use words other than pathetic, jealous, slag, yes. oh a typo you say? i got ypu but did inherently really require an extra r?um the only place I've ever been "fired" from was a pet shop that couldn;t afford to keep anymore employees, everyone was "fired"

idiot

oh and my teaching licence has not been revoked you idiotic pathetic slag

and you have no higher qualifications at all

hence your pathetic jealous trolling

I have about 3 grey hairs and I'm 33

and you're a fugly slag who has done nothing worthwhile with her life, has no higher qualifications at all and who's best troll is to correct typos

lame

you're an embarassment

making up lies about me won't help you in your pathetic dead end life

getting off your ass and actually doing something worthwhile with it will and then you won't look like a such a pathetic failure for attempting to troll others who have about typos because you're a moronic pathetic slag who has nothing to show

you're boring the shit out me

xoxo
12-03-2012, 02:00 AM
further more I use more varied words than you

your vocab is nothing to write home about

mine is quite large, much larger than yours

can't help it if "dumb slag" just sums you up succinctly

Camoron
12-03-2012, 02:08 AM
dumb slag
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3016793/Laughing01.jpg

xoxo
12-03-2012, 02:12 AM
foolish twat thought she could troll me

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 02:16 AM
um the only place I've ever been "fired" from was a pet shop that couldn;t afford to keep anymore employees, everyone was "fired"

idiot

oh and my teaching licence has not been revoked you idiotic pathetic slag[B]

and you have no higher qualifications at all

hence your pathetic jealous trolling

I have about 3 grey hairs and I'm 33

and you're a fugly slag who has done nothing worthwhile with her life, has no higher qualifications at all and who's best troll is to correct typos

lame

you're an embarassment

making up lies about me won't help you in your pathetic dead end life

getting off your ass and actually doing something worthwhile with it will and then you won't look like a such a pathetic failure for attempting to troll others who have about typos because you're a moronic pathetic slag who has nothing to show

you're boring the shit out me

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 02:18 AM
i'm bored of reading the same words over and over i can feel my IQ drop a point every time i read a post of yours

xoxo
12-03-2012, 02:24 AM
what a stupid cunt

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 02:24 AM
gj@ramen logging on just to neg rep me like i give an eff. just a future tip, don't sign it as barry when he's not even online. wow i'm not bright gonna eat some ass and marry the first dumb loser that offers to put a ring on it

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 02:24 AM
what a stupid cunt

:projecting:

xoxo
12-03-2012, 02:28 AM
gj@ramen logging on just to neg rep me like i give an eff. just a future tip, don't sign it as barry when he's not even online. wow i'm not bright gonna eat some ass and marry the first dumb loser that offers to put a ring on itShe's probably trying to tell you, you look like a dumb slag

us wymins have to look out for each other

it's just a head's up, like I've been trying to tell you for the past however long you've been making a total dickhead out of yourself

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 02:29 AM
She's probably trying to tell you, you look like a dumb slag

us wymins have to look out for each other

it's just a head's up, like I've been trying to tell you for the past however long you've been making a total dickhead out of yourself

>wymins

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 02:30 AM
was that a typo too

xoxo
12-03-2012, 02:31 AM
*yawn*

plusle riot
12-03-2012, 02:34 AM
i rest my case. now you, ramen and boobz can carry on, i have a job to get to

xoxo
12-03-2012, 02:35 AM
oh well your 3rd grade spelling bee certificate really came in handy

anyhooo

my rep posting time


Thread: maks is "doctor remulak" reguritating a bit from Howard Stern and the Simpsons

maks is a shit poster, always has been. glad someone else will actually say so.
12-03-2012 08:19 PM
Thread: maks is the sole reason many of the old good members left

wow... who are you? <3 ramen
12-03-2012 06:10 PM
Thread: maks is the sole reason many of the old good members left

stop it lisa stop it
12-03-2012 10:21 AM
Thread: I could not stop laughing at the leader board of which 3 of the worst posts were mine......

12-03-2012 10:16 AM
Thread: down wit teh mods and admins

shut up no one likes you kill yourself
12-03-2012 07:51 AM
Thread: down wit teh mods and admins

gonna do bad stuff 2 u
12-02-2012 04:39 PM
Thread: Ruby is the king

stop kissing ass
12-02-2012 02:07 PM
Thread: whoops

:( dawwwwwwwww
12-02-2012 12:32 PM
Thread: whoops

12-02-2012 09:36 AM
Thread: Cody I found your '78 state fair belt buckle behind my dresser

lol
11-26-2012 05:24 PM
Thread: I <3 Desolation

f off
11-26-2012 04:41 PM
Thread: I <3 Desolation

how did you get green rep
11-26-2012 12:16 PM
Thread: ive only got 9% battery left so im going to make this quick

11-26-2012 11:39 AM
Thread: seeing as every post is being moderated in the herp section (which seems stupid as it is the place to post shit)

I wanna have babies with you
11-26-2012 09:02 AM
Thread: I was actually going to leave

you need to watch your back, he will hack the shit out of you - maks
11-25-2012 08:24 PM
Thread: Rare pic of me eating a taco

die
11-25-2012 07:04 PM
Thread: I was actually going to leave

accidentally gave you plus rep earlier, sorry stevey
11-25-2012 06:38 PM
Thread: I was actually going to leave

oh look steveyos is back from YET ANOTHER internet quit
11-25-2012 05:20 PM
Thread: ive only got 9% battery left so im going to make this quick

delivering photos/being pretty teehee -Deso
11-25-2012 02:43 PM
Thread: I was actually going to leave

you idiot, juji is the real hacker -patrick
11-25-2012 02:06 PM
Thread: I was actually going to leave

yes he is a hacker -jehovah josh

skrizach
12-03-2012, 11:23 AM
what are your most used keys/ mine are ascdl

wasdqecvz, left shift, left ctrl, spacebar, left click, right click

Camoron
12-03-2012, 01:11 PM
why do you use q and z so much

maks
12-03-2012, 02:22 PM
further more I use more varied words than you

your vocab is nothing to write home about

mine is quite large, much larger than yours

Gentleman Doli
12-03-2012, 02:24 PM
further more and seven years ago

maks
12-03-2012, 02:35 PM
further more and seven years ago

your vocab is nothing to write home about

mine is quite large, much larger than yours

xoxo
12-03-2012, 05:49 PM
Aw maks

You're so cute when you've been beaten into docility

maks
12-03-2012, 06:48 PM
Aw maks

You're so cute when you've been beaten into docility

your vocab is nothing to write home about

mine is quite large, much larger than yours

xoxo
12-03-2012, 06:57 PM
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

general doli
12-03-2012, 06:59 PM
Oh curse you, you glorious bastard. I had almost forgotten of that meme's greatness.