Garfield
12-03-2012, 02:19 PM
Hello Folks! It has been a while but its so nice to see all of your shining oily pimple infested teenage faces.
On todays episode we will be learning how to make "Magical" (hehe) Almond Joys that wont have your parents in an uproar.
A Crock Pot is a great way to infuse oil and marijuana to get the most thc out of your shity shwag and without alerting everyone in your apartment complex.
Tools of the Trade:
Crock Pot
Mason Jar
2 Grams Mary Jane
2 Tbsp Coconut Oil
3/4 Ghirardelli 60% Sweetened Chocolate Bar
1/4 Cup Chopped Almonds
1/4 Cup Shredded Sweetened Coconut Flakes
Tupperware Container
1 Sock
Heres all of the ingredients laid out for you. Ive included pictures along with some words.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/1.jpg
Go ahead and fill up your crock pot with water and set to High.
Next, go ahead and mince your weed as finely as possible. The more surface area that touches the oil the better your thc output.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/2.jpg
Then add the oil. I used coconut oil because its solid at room temperature, tastes great, and yields a nice thc output. I put a suggested measurement in the ingredients list but you really just wanna use enough oil to cover the weed completely. You dont want runny melty chocolates.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/3.jpg
Put your weed and oil in the mason jar and seal it up tight. I put a sock over the jar in case the water bubbles it wont bang around and break in the ceramic crock pot.
Leave it in the crock pot on High for 6 hours. Go to work, make a great thread, neg rep some lizards, whatever. Just leave it there and dont touch it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/4.jpg
By putting the weed and oil in the mason jar the smell and fumes are contained and the water on the outside of the mason jar slowly and evenly heats up your oil and introduces the thc over a long period of time, extracting the majority of it safely reducing your risk of burning, smell, or waste.
Alright so you got back from posting on the forums 6 hours later and your oil should be nice and hot, as well as the jar. Use an oven mitt or tongs and remove your jar of oil. Take off the lid and add your coconut, chopped almonds, and chocolate. You can add as much as you like or as little. The texture of the coconut and almonds is similar to that of the weed were going to LEAVE IN THE MIXTURE.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/7.jpg
Give everything a good stir with your dick and put the lid back on the jar and the jar back in the sock and the sock-jar back in the crock pot for 1 hour. You can leave the crock pot on High, it shouldn't hurt.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/5.jpg
By now youre pretty much done. This is probably the most any of you have achieved in months. So feel proud. You did it.:feelsgood:
Carefully remove the sockjarlid and pour everything into a tupperware container. Scrape the sides of the jar the best you can because the oil likes to settle and cling. You dont want to waste any. Viciously stir everything in the tupperware container before it solidifies so you have pretty much the same thc content throughout.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/8.jpg
Close up the container and leave it in the fridge for about an hour and everything should be go to go. I recommend scoring the chocolate with a knife so you can just break it apart when youre ready to eat.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/9.jpg
BONE A PETITE! :iia:
http://files.growery.org/files/g11-22/721676413-Weed_panties.jpg
lG5aSZBAuPs&autoplay=1
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On todays episode we will be learning how to make "Magical" (hehe) Almond Joys that wont have your parents in an uproar.
A Crock Pot is a great way to infuse oil and marijuana to get the most thc out of your shity shwag and without alerting everyone in your apartment complex.
Tools of the Trade:
Crock Pot
Mason Jar
2 Grams Mary Jane
2 Tbsp Coconut Oil
3/4 Ghirardelli 60% Sweetened Chocolate Bar
1/4 Cup Chopped Almonds
1/4 Cup Shredded Sweetened Coconut Flakes
Tupperware Container
1 Sock
Heres all of the ingredients laid out for you. Ive included pictures along with some words.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/1.jpg
Go ahead and fill up your crock pot with water and set to High.
Next, go ahead and mince your weed as finely as possible. The more surface area that touches the oil the better your thc output.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/2.jpg
Then add the oil. I used coconut oil because its solid at room temperature, tastes great, and yields a nice thc output. I put a suggested measurement in the ingredients list but you really just wanna use enough oil to cover the weed completely. You dont want runny melty chocolates.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/3.jpg
Put your weed and oil in the mason jar and seal it up tight. I put a sock over the jar in case the water bubbles it wont bang around and break in the ceramic crock pot.
Leave it in the crock pot on High for 6 hours. Go to work, make a great thread, neg rep some lizards, whatever. Just leave it there and dont touch it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/4.jpg
By putting the weed and oil in the mason jar the smell and fumes are contained and the water on the outside of the mason jar slowly and evenly heats up your oil and introduces the thc over a long period of time, extracting the majority of it safely reducing your risk of burning, smell, or waste.
Alright so you got back from posting on the forums 6 hours later and your oil should be nice and hot, as well as the jar. Use an oven mitt or tongs and remove your jar of oil. Take off the lid and add your coconut, chopped almonds, and chocolate. You can add as much as you like or as little. The texture of the coconut and almonds is similar to that of the weed were going to LEAVE IN THE MIXTURE.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/7.jpg
Give everything a good stir with your dick and put the lid back on the jar and the jar back in the sock and the sock-jar back in the crock pot for 1 hour. You can leave the crock pot on High, it shouldn't hurt.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/5.jpg
By now youre pretty much done. This is probably the most any of you have achieved in months. So feel proud. You did it.:feelsgood:
Carefully remove the sockjarlid and pour everything into a tupperware container. Scrape the sides of the jar the best you can because the oil likes to settle and cling. You dont want to waste any. Viciously stir everything in the tupperware container before it solidifies so you have pretty much the same thc content throughout.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/8.jpg
Close up the container and leave it in the fridge for about an hour and everything should be go to go. I recommend scoring the chocolate with a knife so you can just break it apart when youre ready to eat.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/jjjaaacccooobbb/9.jpg
BONE A PETITE! :iia:
http://files.growery.org/files/g11-22/721676413-Weed_panties.jpg
lG5aSZBAuPs&autoplay=1
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