has anyone else noticed that normal clothes dont exist anymore?

[Plug Drugs]

There are only 3 types of clothes for guys in the 18-30 range:
1. Wannabe gangbanger
2. Faggy douchebag
3. Manchild graphic Ts and shit

There are also subcategories and hybrids such as "mommy's little faggot manchild" and such

And mens' mens clothing is priced too high for younger men to be able to afford

Its a conspiracy
They are trying to strangulate culture and force people into tiered classes of man-faggots

[Plug Drugs]

What if i just want to look like a normal person in public whos stupid fucking idea was it to make all clothes fucking gay as shit

[maks]

pliug ftugs I fucking hate you faggot

[maks]

drunbk as fuck and love everyone but still hate you

[maks]

faggot

[steveyos2]

or those of us who wear 100% cotton with zero logos anywhere aren't on tv or watching tv because we're not huge fags or easily brainwashed huge fags

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Steven yelles fashion tips

[steveyos2]

my only fashion tip is if you're not 100% comfortable you're 100% deserving of death because anybody who doesn't wear clothes simply for survival reasons isn't ever gonna help the planet in any way and needs to get out

[steveyos2]

thankfully plug drugs wears shirts with logos on them and is as usual being a hippoclit making threads like this so we're safe

[TheLizardWhisperer]

my only fashion tip is if you're not 100% comfortable you're 100% deserving of death because anybody who doesn't wear clothes simply for survival reasons isn't ever gonna help the planet in any way and needs to get out
I actually agree with this 100%. That guy I arrested live on photoblog complained that his skinny jeans were hurting his crotch due to being made to sit down. Good. It makes me very glad to know most people live their lives in discomfort.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

hippoclit


Hippo. Clit.


Yes.

[steveyos2]

I don't even wear any jeans, I don't get the point they just make it easier for you to get murdered no matter how they fit, and you get an asscrack going, my clothes are 100% asscrack proof and 100% junk friendly although women's yoga pants actually work really well too jean material sucks but yoga material stretches and fells great and keeps your stuff in place

[TheLizardWhisperer]

What do you wear?

[steveyos2]

100% cotton plain t shirts, 100% cotton plain shorts, and girls clothes as close to that as possible but women are all either fucking stupid or fucking sluts so their clothes don't just come plain

[Plug Drugs]

I don't even wear any jeans, I don't get the point they just make it easier for you to get murdered no matter how they fit, and you get an asscrack going, my clothes are 100% asscrack proof and 100% junk friendly although women's yoga pants actually work really well too jean material sucks but yoga material stretches and fells great and keeps your stuff in place
Good jeans dont rip or tear easy so theyre good for working in

[TheLizardWhisperer]

100% cotton plain t shirts, 100% cotton plain shorts, and girls clothes as close to that as possible but women are all either fucking stupid or fucking sluts so their clothes don't just come plain
Me too except I wear 100% cotton pants

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...since when do you faggots work? you just shove shit up your ass.

[steveyos2]

good work doesn't require jeans

[zlister]

http://www.uniformselite.com/work-wear/pants/images_pants/Industerial_work_pants_pt_20_lg.jpg i have 6 pairs of these pants and countless grey pocket tee shirts. This is my year round uniform.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Are you a zoo keeper

[Plug Drugs]

good work doesn't require jeans

Lmao you mean hiding in a cubicle or an office while real men go out and do real work, wipe your little bum bum for you and provide your comfortable existence so you can go online and talk shit about them

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Jeans are for ditch diggers

[TheLizardWhisperer]

And house painters

[Plug Drugs]

What are those pants that chicks wear those big bubbly butt fucky fuckme pants

[zlister]

Are you a zoo keeper

As you can see in the photo i'm a c-wrench engineer

[Plug Drugs]

Next fad is gonna be paper-thin spandex pants that accentuate cameltoe

[Plug Drugs]

Soon pants and undergarments wont be worn at all, except by the unattractive
And everyone else will walk around proudly displaying theit genetalia out on parade

[UPGRAYEDD]

If I was a shower I wouldn't wear pants either.

[Plug Drugs]

I'm all for it personally

[UPGRAYEDD]

But I think you're wrong, there are normal clothes that aren't expensive, you can even buy suits from like men's wearhouse or whatever but most people who will wear that stuff are too stuck up to shop there so you wouldn't want to shop there either. It's more complicated than you've stated. You can buy normal clothes for the same price as stupid hipster clothes, but you will be looked down on by women who know labels and dudes who wear $1k+ suits.

[UPGRAYEDD]

You can go to thrift stores and buy lots of nice shit that doesn't make you look like a hipster fag but is just slightly out of date.

[UPGRAYEDD]

I personally only wear jeans though, I don't wear anything you have to dry clean, unless it's a suit jacket/blazer/whatever because those just get used as a jacket so why ever have to wash them.

[UPGRAYEDD]

I think that's the biggest issue, people generally won't wear things you can't just wash.

[Plug Drugs]

But I think you're wrong, there are normal clothes that aren't expensive, you can even buy suits from like men's wearhouse or whatever but most people who will wear that stuff are too stuck up to shop there so you wouldn't want to shop there either. It's more complicated than you've stated. You can buy normal clothes for the same price as stupid hipster clothes, but you will be looked down on by women who know labels and dudes who wear $1k+ suits.
I just dont know where or how to shop for myself ive been wearing literally the same things since i was 17 but i'm running out, i was down to 1 pair of jeans and a few pairs of shorts

When i go out to buy new jeans i dont know where to go, they all have those faded lines next to.the crotch to show off male cameltoe and i feel like a dipshit wearing them

[steveyos2]

Lmao you mean hiding in a cubicle or an office while real men go out and do real work, wipe your little bum bum for you and provide your comfortable existence so you can go online and talk shit about them

nope I don't again you're wrong Lmao

[steveyos2]

fruit of the loom for life

[Autistic Spectrum]

Lmao you mean hiding in a cubicle or an office while real men go out and do real work, wipe your little bum bum for you and provide your comfortable existence so you can go online and talk shit about them

ahahaah, steveys a dirt weed farmer and makes extra money by begging for it online

[Autistic Spectrum]

that nigger needs some farmer overalls

[steveyos2]

spent over ten grand on the setup to grow this dirt weed ok, and there's a huge difference between begging and people just giving you money because you're amazing and they like you something you woudln't know anything about pwnt

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am going to start my own majraina growing farm and call my dope the no lisa's can smoke this shit strain

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs thinks you grow weed in a cubical

[UPGRAYEDD]

I just dont know where or how to shop for myself ive been wearing literally the same things since i was 17 but i'm running out, i was down to 1 pair of jeans and a few pairs of shorts

When i go out to buy new jeans i dont know where to go, they all have those faded lines next to.the crotch to show off male cameltoe and i feel like a dipshit wearing them

So just buy regular wranglers at wal mart instead of faggot designer jeans?

[steveyos2]

lmao

[UPGRAYEDD]

I wear $20 jeans, women still say my dick looks big.

[Plug Drugs]

So just buy regular wranglers at wal mart instead of faggot designer jeans?

Thank you this is actually the type of advice i need

[Plug Drugs]

I wear $20 jeans, women still say my dick looks big.

I can turn mine into a floppy shower or a stubby grower at will its kind of weird i have a magic penis that obeys my command

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...the RI authorities would like to know about yelle's weed manufacturing efforts.


...they will put him in the gout section at the state penn.

[UPGRAYEDD]

Thank you this is actually the type of advice i need

They sell 'vintage' wranglers that have more shade choices, are a bit thinner material and fit better, and are usually $25 but on sale for $20 a lot. I like them. The regular ones have shallow pockets and ride too high, avoid them.