Reasons why Android is dogshit.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

1: can't mute phone.

That's right any app *cough hangouts* can take control of your volume and prevent you from muting it so if they want to force you to hear a sound then by fuck you'll hear it.


2: can't disable invasive app permissions

Yup loads of apps have incredibly invasive permissions that you cannot disable system wide. Your choices are: give the app literally every piece of data on your phone OR don't install it.

3: can't turn off gps.

Think you turned it off? Nope it'll turn on without telling you if it wants.

4: no manual focus for camera.

Wow what a nicely focused picture let me just press the shutter butto... *AUTO FOCUS ON SOMETHING ELSE CLICK* supposedly this is being fixed after like 7 years soon but currently you still cannot manually adjust the focus there is literally no way for an app to do it it can only make a call to the auto focus. So people pay for apps that literally take screenshots to capture shit while it's on focus instead of running the auto focus thereby limiting the image size to screen resolution



In conclusion android is dog shit. Google are a pack of nsa loving pieces of cock sucking b a b y raping shit and apple is probably better even though it gps' you too.

[steveyos2]

how come I can do everything you just said can't be done lol except the app permission thing which is just you listening to bill orly

[steveyos2]

I also have a start menu and task bar and perk tv

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Call me on hangouts with your phone muted.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

And you especially can't turn off the gps ;)

[TheLizardWhisperer]

America = freedom

[steveyos2]

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[UPGRAYEDD]

1: can't mute phone.

That's right any app *cough hangouts* can take control of your volume and prevent you from muting it so if they want to force you to hear a sound then by fuck you'll hear it.


2: can't disable invasive app permissions

Yup loads of apps have incredibly invasive permissions that you cannot disable system wide. Your choices are: give the app literally every piece of data on your phone OR don't install it.

3: can't turn off gps.

Think you turned it off? Nope it'll turn on without telling you if it wants.

4: no manual focus for camera.

Wow what a nicely focused picture let me just press the shutter butto... *AUTO FOCUS ON SOMETHING ELSE CLICK* supposedly this is being fixed after like 7 years soon but currently you still cannot manually adjust the focus there is literally no way for an app to do it it can only make a call to the auto focus. So people pay for apps that literally take screenshots to capture shit while it's on focus instead of running the auto focus thereby limiting the image size to screen resolution



In conclusion android is dog shit. Google are a pack of nsa loving pieces of cock sucking b a b y raping shit and apple is probably better even though it gps' you too.
This is all correct.

[steveyos2]

I could make bank off teaching people the most basic android stuff I guess ugh how do you people even get far enough to post on forums

[steveyos2]

tek just managed to send me a video call from the shower but he can't turn off gps ugh

[UPGRAYEDD]

I could make bank off teaching people the most basic android stuff I guess ugh how do you people even get far enough to post on forums

I have a laptop

[maks]

And you especially can't turn off the gps ;)

even if you could, the phone could still figure out your location by triangulating the towers or checking local wifi ap's against google's database. this is true of all phones.

[Plug Drugs]

The thing that pisses me off the most is that the wifi will randomly shut off by itself without me noticing and ill use up all my cell plan data

[Plug Drugs]

even if you could, the phone could still figure out your location by triangulating the towers or checking local wifi ap's against google's database. this is true of all phones.

The moral is keep your phone at home wheny ou go out to buy dopei. Guess

[Plug Drugs]

The thing is, the goverment auctions off airwaves to the highest bidder; when cell companies makea. Bid, they have to have a plan to make their money back - that plan includes devious ways of ripping you off

[Plug Drugs]

Theyd have to make more consumer protection laws which isnt going to happen for years and years

[steveyos2]

why don't you people just read the fucking manual

[Plug Drugs]

why don't you people just read the fucking manual

They didn't give me a fucking manual

[Plug Drugs]

There might have been some legal shit about not listening to music at high volumes for prolonged periods andnot submerging your phone in a bathtub while its charging and all that jazz
But no manual for the operating system

[Plug Drugs]

Face it, we're all stuck in a rigged chess match they got like a bubch of rooks and bishops and shit and we have like 300 million pawns

[Plug Drugs]

RE-FORM THE LINE, REFORM THE LINE!!!

[m0nde]

i would much rather listen to stevey than to all of you who don't know as much as stevey because stevey stays on top of these things unlike all of you

[Plug Drugs]

Wow that part of lord of the rings return of the king was playing on a different channel when i said that and i didnt even know

Must be my tooth fillings.. or the rod in my leg
My subconscious mind is actually tuned in watching every station and i dont even realize it

[Plug Drugs]

i would much rather listen to stevey than to all of you who don't know as much as stevey because stevey stays on top of these things unlike all of you

Yeah hes ahead of me by far in the mobile game
I fucking never wanted a touch phone because i knew all this bullshit was going to happen, but low and behold i'm stuck in the crowd again getting assfucked by demons

[m0nde]

he knows more than any of us so don't even try

[Plug Drugs]

The name of the game is jerking off on the face of people chained in debt

[m0nde]

this is a thread about android and abot how stevey knows more than you or anyone else on this forum about the subject not about whtever tangent you hve in mind

[Plug Drugs]

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[Plug Drugs]

Teknorat: "you know this... How?"
Stevey: "I have seen it"

Teknorat: "a touch phone is a dangerous tool Steveyos! We do not know who else may be watching!!"
Stevey: "Why? Why should we fear to use it?"

[Plug Drugs]

We must JOIN with it... we must join with Google+

[steveyos2]

ok that or I just know how to fucking customize a highly customizeable and very easy to customize operating system lol

[steveyos2]

literally anything on android can be customized exactly how you want it, to the point where it's not android any more, again I have a start menu and task bar on my android ^_^

[Plug Drugs]

props stevey