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dcent
12-07-2012, 12:20 AM
20$, best price......


but I was all like "yakar miday"

and he was all like "okay, 12$, lowest price"

so I was all like "ein be'aia"



boom........ thats 40% off and NONE of you retards know what the fuck just happened.

Lexi Persimmons
12-07-2012, 12:23 AM
I absolutly hate you. Would make your hole bleed.

xoxoxo
Stushie

Plug Drugs
12-07-2012, 12:24 AM
did you speak some crazy hebrew jibberish to him? let him know that you are both members of the same money-grabbing cult or something like that

dcent
12-07-2012, 12:26 AM
lol...... hebrew is awesome.

jews > youze.

Lexi Persimmons
12-07-2012, 12:27 AM
I would hack dcent with an axe.

dcent
12-07-2012, 12:29 AM
real talk, if we met in real life, you would try to suck my ass..... and I would push your head down into the pavement with my white dress shoes and step over you, tossing a pocket full of quarters at you as a distraction.

Plug Drugs
12-07-2012, 12:30 AM
i could just curl my hair, put on thick-rimmed glasses, and not go outside for a month to pale my skin, then start pronouncing every word like i have phlegm in my throat / food in my mouth, and no one would know the difference or assume otherwise.. not very special

Plug Drugs
12-07-2012, 12:31 AM
someone neg-repped me for a comment in this thread, do you think i'm a gentile or some shit?? mother fucker

Plug Drugs
12-07-2012, 12:33 AM
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Lexi Persimmons
12-07-2012, 12:35 AM
would snap your neck with one twist.

xoxoxo
Stushie

Plug Drugs
12-07-2012, 12:37 AM
your comments are dumb and boring lexi, i refresh the page hoping to read some witty replies and all i get is this low-tier garbage

Plug Drugs
12-07-2012, 12:41 AM
about 40% of this forum is jewish, gotta make sure your jew-jokes are in good taste yet still poke fun,
i have the utmost respect for jewish culture ( a few of my best friends are jews), but any culture that can't poke fun at themselves needs an extra spanking

Plug Drugs
12-07-2012, 12:41 AM
plug drugs is drunk

Plug Drugs
12-07-2012, 12:43 AM
only a jew would log on to an alt so they can reply to their own thread
the evidence is piling up that dcent and lexi are the same person

dcent
12-07-2012, 12:45 AM
calm down guy..... enough of exposing me.

yes, I have multiple gimmicks.

and yes, my dcent gimmick is my intelectual gimmick, and yes, lexi is my half retarded, moon faced mongoloid gimmick.

but theres no need to rip on my alter ego with such venemous vitriol.

xoxo
12-07-2012, 03:22 AM
calm down guy..... enough of exposing me.

yes, I have multiple gimmicks.

and yes, my dcent gimmick is my intelectual gimmick, and yes, lexi is my half retarded, moon faced mongoloid gimmick.

but theres no need to rip on my alter ego with such venemous vitriol.LOL

LadyKillmonger
09-28-2013, 01:57 PM
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Autistic Spectrum
09-28-2013, 01:57 PM
WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM LISA