Cag's Masturbation Video

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Cag you are bad at masturbating.

[KKKody]

I put that shit on reddit

[timmy]

Cag you are bad at masturbating.

[KKKody]

lol

[cagordon]

Cag you are bad at masturbating.

how can you blame me for being bad at it when it was tim?

[cagordon]

the only part of this video that is the most embarrassing is that it was tim.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag lisa all the people you cyber fucked, that are from this fourm and the lizard people fourms,, i need a hard number

[cagordon]

I;ve lost count already.

[cagordon]

but around the time when that video was taken (mid july) I was very desperate for attention, but tim was such a turn off I couldn;t do it and deleted him from steam afterwards :rofl:

[cagordon]

he bitched me out for deleting him too

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok let me try and recall

marco - lmao

speh -lulz milk

cameron-
doli
tim
technorat
jon
reno?
tekrnoart
gorehoud larry?

[cagordon]

that's a no on reno he and I are just friends, definetly a no on Cameron lmao, no on gorehound larry, but he's seen me naked, marco's was fake, teknorat is a platonic aquaintence he had no desire to cyber with me, nor I him he is married, and tim was an accident lmao

[cagordon]

please forgive me (a stripper who is comfortable being naked) for letting people see me naked.

[Autistic Spectrum]

marco's was real to him

[cagordon]

oh the horror, the horror

[Autistic Spectrum]

you can't have inrnic private one on one cybersex cag it does not work like that

[Autistic Spectrum]

there has to be a fuck ton i am missing

[cagordon]

well its over and done with now anyways lmao. I have sworn my loyaty to jon and his mighty cock

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...jibblet loved the e-cock.

[Autistic Spectrum]

m0nde control your bitch he's posting too much,,too many jaintor ingore boxes

[steveyos2]

everyone but me

[timmy]

but around the time when that video was taken (mid july) I was very desperate for attention, but tim was such a turn off I couldn;t do it and deleted him from steam afterwards :rofl:
i didnt talk to you for like 3 months after that and you removed me :)

[timmy]

i think cag got really torn up that i lost complete interest in talking to her, but i g ot what i wanted, which was very unimpressive, why would anyone talk after seeing that boring shit

[steveyos2]

mid july, my bday was july 25th, might as well kill my self

[steveyos2]

even animals get girls I"m done w/ this world fuck it

[cagordon]

its still really embarrassing that I did that with tim of all people.

[steveyos2]

http://en.luxuretv.com/channels/76/zoophilia/ animals even get chosen over me, bye world

[steveyos2]

its still really embarrassing that I did that with tim of all people.

at least it wasn't elz, everyone thought tim was finally cool for a while up until like a week ago so don't feel bad

[steveyos2]

at least it wasn't SEPH or MARCO or CODY

[timmy]

mid july, my bday was july 25th, might as well kill my self

it was done on the 18th of july

[cagordon]

im literally the only girl in the world that would do that for tim. he should be thanking me lol

[steveyos2]

FML

[timmy]

:smug:

[steveyos2]

ti'ms not even a virgin girls have done that on HIS DICK fuck you

[m0nde]

ok let me try and recall

marco - lmao

speh -lulz milk

cameron-
doli
tim
technorat
jon
reno?
tekrnoart
gorehoud larry?
speh? spath...

[cagordon]

ti'ms not even a virgin girls have done that on HIS DICK fuck you

:rofl:

[timmy]

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110404210358/villains/images/8/8d/Gollum.jpg
:rofl:

[cagordon]

:shrug:

[steveyos2]

I doubt tim is lying about not being a virgin, I'm not lying about not being a virgin, it's realyly starting to suck a llot, oh also I'm just making a lot of posts to distract from this thread, cause I love you cag, trying to take some heat off you cause my troll sheild is eimpetentralbe. just like vaginas when MY DICK IS AROUND.

[cagordon]

lmao tim probably isn't a virgin, but due to his insecurities he will never convince a woman to stay with him

[cagordon]

I mean he did carve a girls name into his arm

[juji]

Everyone loves cag

Cag hates everyone

[cagordon]

tim hates me and I don't know why :(

[cagordon]

i apologized for giving my password to marks

[timmy]

I doubt tim is lying about not being a virgin, I'm not lying about not being a virgin, it's realyly starting to suck a llot, oh also I'm just making a lot of posts to distract from this thread, cause I love you cag, trying to take some heat off you cause my troll sheild is eimpetentralbe. just like vaginas when MY DICK IS AROUND.

dont put pussy on a pedestal, thats youre biggest misatake if you do it irl. talk to them like theyre just normal people. just dont be gross.

[timmy]

cag, marks literally put you up to this, he said get your acc unherped so he can do mean things again with his script kiddy spam

[timmy]

youre guilty of conspiring with marks!

[cagordon]

cag, marks literally put you up to this, he said get your acc unherped so he can do mean things again with his script kiddy spam

He did no such thing lmao

[timmy]

why did you give him your acc in the first place, did he threaten you or were you just tagging along with w/e dp is doing(as usual)?

[cagordon]

now unherp me at your shitty little forum

[cagordon]

They made threats of rape and murder. I feared for my safety and gave them the account. i do not take threats lightly

[steveyos2]

dont put pussy on a pedestal, thats youre biggest misatake if you do it irl. talk to them like theyre just normal people. just dont be gross.

I go out of my way to avoid talking to everybody latest example hot chick at denny's all I noticed was two things 1. she was super annoying and 2. she had on those yoga pants where they go into the girl's ass hole and up out their mouth, 100% wasn't interested in her at all, just stared at her ass while she was cleaning a table, that's all the interaction I wanted with her, and I haven't found a female where I want it to go any further than that yet, do not worry about me bro I've had offers, I just actually hate poeple, and I'm so glad to be 27 and finally hitting that oh wait or am I 28 now holy shit idk, and hitting that age where my brain has come in to touch with my own reality and the real reality of reality, and the world, and I love it, I love being a virgin and not giving a fu k

[steveyos2]

tim don't trust cag tha'ts the last thing you wana do

[cagordon]

well you may want to let rootbeer know the good news that jon doesn't give a shit about tim's angry outburst. he's gonna be disappointed so take it easy on him :)

[m0nde]

tim, cag is going to get ipads and mufflers for old shitty cars out of you if you don't watch it

[timmy]

I go out of my way to avoid talking to everybody latest example hot chick at denny's all I noticed was two things 1. she was super annoying and 2. she had on those yoga pants where they go into the girl's ass hole and up out their mouth, 100% wasn't interested in her at all, just stared at her ass while she was cleaning a table, that's all the interaction I wanted with her, and I haven't found a female where I want it to go any further than that yet, do not worry about me bro I've had offers, I just actually hate poeple, and I'm so glad to be 27 and finally hitting that oh wait or am I 28 now holy shit idk, and hitting that age where my brain has come in to touch with my own reality and the real reality of reality, and the world, and I love it, I love being a virgin and not giving a fu k

30+ is when the male-female ratio turns over, and female biological clock starts ticking.
get into shape and you will pull lots of women even if you have little experience.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag, marks literally put you up to this, he said get your acc unherped so he can do mean things again with his script kiddy spam

hahahah tim you sound lisa leval parnonid right now, step back form all of this, take a deep breath

[Autistic Spectrum]

just say to yourself over and over, it's only an interent fourm

[timmy]

tim, cag is going to get ipads and mufflers for old shitty cars out of you if you don't watch it

yea, shes really sneaky, not someone of good character

[timmy]

just say to yourself over and over, it's only an interent fourm

:comptoss:

[juji]

i apologized for giving my password to marks

The real apologize is Tim and me will have sex with you, super hardcore, double penetration

[steveyos2]

:comptoss:

[timmy]

The real apologize is Tim and me will have sex with you, super hardcore, double penetration

[cagordon]

The real apologize is Tim and me will have sex with you, super hardcore, double penetration

i would rather play in my period blood

[steveyos2]

The real apologize is Tim and me will have sex with you, super hardcore, double penetration


The real apologize is Tim and me will have sex with you, super hardcore, double penetration


The real apologize is Tim and me will have sex with you, super hardcore, double penetration


The real apologize is Tim and me will have sex with you, super hardcore, double penetration


The real apologize is Tim and me will have sex with you, super hardcore, double penetration


The real apologize is Tim and me will have sex with you, super hardcore, double penetration

dubstep and flashy colors and macros

[m0nde]

The real apologize is Tim and me will have sex with you, super hardcore, double penetrationis that your fantasy, elezzzark?

[cagordon]

elz's fantasy is being naked in the same room as midget tim

[steveyos2]

meet ya at the tip!

[Autistic Spectrum]

this thread got real as fuck

[steveyos2]

no

[Autistic Spectrum]

super sexy stuff you guys

[Autistic Spectrum]

this kind of insane gay shit will make people like motatled boar and gabi-xx come back and post

[m0nde]

lool mutilated boar, i love you dp

[cagordon]

:shrug:

[steveyos2]

relax man

[Autistic Spectrum]

everyone's a little gay, but idk this thraed makes it seem like everyone itt is a little more than a little gay

[steveyos2]

idk what's in it didn't read

[Autistic Spectrum]

it was elz saying that he wanted to fuck kkkcag in her one hole, while,tim(another male minde you) fucked cag in her other hole at the same time

[steveyos2]

that seems pretty normal for this forun