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Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 09:39 AM
was he really upset?

cagordon
01-13-2015, 10:07 AM
well its something that happened before I met jon so I dunno

cagordon
01-13-2015, 10:08 AM
well before we started dating anyway.. and lol I made the period video too so I am sure its not a big deal.. anything after we date is a different story

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 10:09 AM
he will prob never show his face around here agian

cagordon
01-13-2015, 10:09 AM
and besides anyone can see how awkward and turned off by tim I was.

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 10:09 AM
he will quit the fourm just like fishmonger did

cagordon
01-13-2015, 10:10 AM
im sure that's what tim is hoping for since he's an angry little man that cant get a girlfriend

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 10:11 AM
he been pretty upset the last couple of days that's for sure

cagordon
01-13-2015, 10:31 AM
jons jimmies can't be rustled

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 10:33 AM
i just pmed jon about some random thinking i'm a fucking mod and can delete flaglerchat account and posts, idk why they did not spamnaotoir him everytime he signed up till he died irl

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 10:34 AM
if i ran this fourm cag, things would go alot smoother just like the no lisa's club!

cagordon
01-13-2015, 10:55 AM
if I ran this forum I would delete lisa so I could be the only girl

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 11:13 AM
when i run the fourm i amg ogint to delete everyone else and close regrsaiton ,

cagordon
01-13-2015, 11:20 AM
I would free my people, my best friends cody and marco

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 11:24 AM
tim also gave head to a middle aged bald man when he was 15. tim got molested lmao

that's why tim posted the video cag, mystery solved!

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 11:25 AM
it's because you like to tell all of your prey's deepest darkest secerts publicly after you fuck them, skyep cybersex black widow cag

cagordon
01-13-2015, 11:41 AM
I also know something else :)

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 11:47 AM
tim owns a tiger suit ,, beat you to the punch

cagordon
01-13-2015, 11:49 AM
nope. tim is gay

cagordon
01-13-2015, 11:50 AM
also tim was not forced. he sucked that dick willingly he has a heart of gold

cagordon
01-13-2015, 11:50 AM
seduced by an older man

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 11:51 AM
well at least he was not raped like evyerone else who posts at this fourm

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 11:51 AM
seduced by an older man

m0nde

cagordon
01-13-2015, 11:53 AM
the man was bald

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 11:56 AM
marco

cagordon
01-13-2015, 11:57 AM
its only right, tim's body is so delicate and feminine

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 11:59 AM
i hope he comes to grips with his homosexuality and settles down with a nice fella and they adpot chinesses babies together

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:01 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/462229452479401984/hu7HTUH7.jpeg

m0nde
01-13-2015, 12:19 PM
m0nde
:smug: seduced by a true friend

cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:35 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/462229452479401984/hu7HTUH7.jpeg

yeah that's the guy

juji
01-13-2015, 01:40 PM
dp is in love with cag while he is married

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 01:47 PM
ya that must be it you idoit

cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:48 PM
elz gets jealous whenever I talk to anyone of the opposite sex

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 01:49 PM
we are now in love cag, there's no stopping us

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 01:50 PM
our love blossomed in the herpatirm and will last a millon years!!

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 04:35 PM
jons jimmies can't be rustled

:smug:

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 04:36 PM
seduced by an older man


m0nde


the man was bald


marco

timmy
01-13-2015, 04:48 PM
and besides anyone can see how awkward and turned off by tim I was.

i wasnt even on cam lmao, you werent in the mood and i still convinced you to do it you dirty approval seeking kurwa

timmy
01-13-2015, 04:49 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/462229452479401984/hu7HTUH7.jpeg

:rofl:

cagordon
01-13-2015, 04:52 PM
i wasnt even on cam lmao, you werent in the mood and i still convinced you to do it you dirty approval seeking kurwa

I did it because I felt sorry for you

timmy
01-13-2015, 04:54 PM
:backpedal:

cagordon
01-13-2015, 04:57 PM
its not like anyones surprised :P

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 04:57 PM
lmao

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 04:57 PM
hell yeah everyone's surprised becuase it's tim

cagordon
01-13-2015, 04:58 PM
I still don't know why tim is mad at me :shrug:

m0nde
01-13-2015, 04:58 PM
someone change matco's avatar to this pls

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/13/27d52cf7e843398825111e7bad84e5dc.jpg

cagordon
01-13-2015, 04:59 PM
oh well, its something very embarrassing that I did and definetly won't be doing again.. afteerall I have jon's love ^__^

cagordon
01-13-2015, 04:59 PM
please stop picking on my good friend marco he is sensative

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:00 PM
you adn jon are gonna last forever just like fishmonger, yup, go a head and add me on steam do it before I quit the internet forever so we can be freidns forever and I can visit you every now and then when I take tour breaks you can be the only reason I ever step foot in california, cag, cali cag, cag from cali, you fucking faggot why can't you have a dick oh my god

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:00 PM
please stop picking on my good friend marco he is sensative

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:02 PM
you adn jon are gonna last forever just like fishmonger, yup, go a head and add me on steam do it before I quit the internet forever so we can be freidns forever and I can visit you every now and then when I take tour breaks you can be the only reason I ever step foot in california, cag, cali cag, cag from cali, you fucking faggot why can't you have a dick oh my god

well fishmonger was just too bad and I hope he has a happy life.. but im happy to have jon he is the bestest boyfriend ever!!!

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:02 PM
you could be making 150 a month with perk tv if you were dating me, you'd also nevre have to type anything logins passwords etc, you'd already be using windows 10, you wouldn'thave any problems in computers or in life, I could deal w/ your metanl problems more becauseI actually have none and I'm damn sure jon has plenty, anyway hit me up via hiptop I'm sick of this shit I"m gonna punch you in the throat

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:02 PM
I would give him a blowjob everyday if I could

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:02 PM
jon+cag forever!!!

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:04 PM
fishmonger didn't post on forums so it wasnever gonna work out, but what you're not realizing is that the only thing jon and fishmonger don't have in common is just that, forums, and just having that not in common isn't enough, jon's compatabilty with you, like fishmonger, stops at forums. trying to set a truth bomb under your feet that blows you way up in the sky and right onto the left side of my bob-o-pedic full size bed you'd have to fall through teh roof then through the 3rd floor but there's a hot chick up there so maybe you'll land on here and both alnd on my bed hopefully her husband isn't home or he' dladn on my be dand he's fat like I used to be so then all four =of us weould end up in australia .

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:05 PM
I'm just kidding I wanna be friends nothing more I swear to fucking god I hope you and jon work out cause I think jon is fine are you gonna play any good games this year dying light, h1z1, ????

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:05 PM
DON'T EVEN REPLY TO THAT OTERH SHIT JUST TALK ABOUT IF YOU'RE GETTING DYING LIGHT AND H1Z1 THIS MONTH

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:07 PM
alas stevey I wish I could be friends but you will only betray me

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:07 PM
the only person I will talk to outside the forums is jon.

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:13 PM
lol if you think that you couldn't be more wrong I'm living my life with full intention of never pissing anybody off in any way shape or form because I actually am 100% living with making my self believe that science will figure out a way to let people live forever before I die, sothe last thing I wanna do is get anybody in any mood to murder me, and every morning I wake up wanting to go build a village in africa or any typoe of that type of thing, the last thing in my mind is betraying to somebody, and you're one of a very small list of people cberry, fanfare, garfield, bobhuges, maybe ruby and tek, that I wanna have in my life for me to be able to just Be Me, like I am here righ tnow, this guy, cause I won't be abl eto be this everywher ee I go, and everything I do, well also I don't trust you at all I think you are a generic drone destined for shit and have no chance in fucking hell but god I love so much and I already have millionaire family ready to inviest in me that is not a joke they even think I could be ahollywood actor even though I don't wanna be but they think I shoudl cut my ahir even though I dont' wanna, but thehy got money and I got it when I want it I just wanna wait until I can truly both earn it and multiply it, so , shut tehj fuck up, shut hte FUCK UP CAG, and SHUT THE FUCK UP CAG, ok, le'ts be friends, I'm the one who has all the worry, you got nothing, cause you don't give a fuck if you die tomororw, I give a fuck if I ever die, and not just from that but becuase I just wasn't born with the dna to betray, it's not in my blood, I still want ot quit the internet I still am quitting the internet it's just gonna take a slightly bit longer than I thought and I also found a chair type I can sit on that lets me game so let's fucking agme just not bad games, fuck you cag seriously fuck oh my gfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I need a newport I just hit my hand on this fucking shit too fuck you cag fuck

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:13 PM
IF YOU THINK JON IS MORE TRUSTWORTHY THAN ME YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN SISTER

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:14 PM
BUT YOU WOUDLN'T KNOW BECUASE YOU DON'T KNOW ME NOR DO YOU KNOW JON AND I KNOW THIS I CAN UNDERSTAND THIS, I CAN UNDERSTANE WHY YOU DON'T WANNA TALK TO ME TOO, I GET ALL THIS, ANMD I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOUR'E GONNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH ME DYING LIGHT OR H1Z1 OR BOTH YOU FUCKING JERK

timmy
01-13-2015, 05:16 PM
:heart:

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:17 PM
IF YOU THINK JON IS MORE TRUSTWORTHY THAN ME YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN SISTER

Jon is one of the most normal people that posts here

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:22 PM
he sure is buddy, "normal", guns, politics, relgion, great thing, just live life then die, great uyup, great way to wast the one chance you got, be normal, yup,,,,,

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01-13-2015, 05:22 PM
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek:






http://i.imgur.com/bl31hdN.jpg

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:22 PM
fucking shit video games

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:23 PM
I'm not trying to argue about jon being plain bagel and how a plain bagel plain paper sandwich doesn't taste good, I want it to wrk out, but I also wanna play either h1z1 or dying light, or for you to get your head choped of f by tghe zetas, at this point I want eithe rof those to happen

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:25 PM
i am sorry stevey but i can not comply with your request.

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:28 PM
stop taking serious you don't play good games anyway

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:29 PM
i only play smite these days

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:32 PM
and smite is terrible fuck good luck man

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:33 PM
elz tried to give me fish fillets 2 i can't believe that shit i was so offended.

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnZa5t4Yu6I

i fucking hate you elz.

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:35 PM
IT'S BETTER HTAN SMITE

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:35 PM
bet you anything elz beat that game 100%'d it

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:35 PM
NO IT FUCKING ISNT STFU

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:36 PM
elz is an idiot

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:37 PM
that game better be for windows 98

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:38 PM
elz and doli really take the cake for most autistic when it comes to actual playing of actual autistic gamer games liek definition term of autism actual real use of the word elz and doli win

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 05:38 PM
fish filets 1 was a really good game and it desvererdd a sequal, it's the peggle of our time

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:39 PM
doli talked shit to me about playing skyrim then he went and spent 100+ hours on that game, the little shit

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:39 PM
i guess he was just jealous of me being the dragon princess

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:41 PM
skyrim isn't a true autism game it's like those political games where you don't actually play a game you just sort of choose democrat or replican choices and then trade resouces and it's pretty much just numbers all over the screen adn cartoon faces, skyrim is fucking terrible but it's nto as bad as those, ugh god dammit that shit, guh, ughhghhh cberry too the fuck and tim actually they and marks actually AI FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE ALL OF YOU

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:42 PM
oh I know, second life, not yet dont' worry

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:42 PM
skryim is a nice game where you can role play as a dragon princess so its perfect for you

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 05:43 PM
that makes no sense

cagordon
01-13-2015, 05:44 PM
i thought you wanted to be a dragon princess stevey

juji
01-13-2015, 05:52 PM
Updated avatar

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 05:58 PM
is there 2 in the pink and or just one in the stink :confused: i'll take your awnser while i am adblocking that

m0nde
01-13-2015, 06:00 PM
elezzzark just changed his avatar to fish filets

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 06:10 PM
I wanna be not reading this forumnosnwhatninwannapbe

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:13 PM
is there 2 in the pink and or just one in the stink :confused: i'll take your awnser while i am adblocking that

cant let your children or wife see it, eh?

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:20 PM
lol elz is obsessed

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:21 PM
what if your mom walks in your room and asks what your doing tim, she is going to be mad that your room is 1, messy, and 2 that you are cybersexing with an american sex worker

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:22 PM
she would probably be relieved to know that her sson isn't gay afterall

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 06:23 PM
AMD 3 his room is the kitchen

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:24 PM
i wonder if living with his parents has somewhat hindered tim's ability to get a girlfriend

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:24 PM
the blad man is at the door again tim, he says you left something at soccer pratice and wants to come up to you rroom

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:25 PM
is it really a surprise that i couldn't perform well in tim's presence?

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:26 PM
i mean, honestly it's fucking tim. i was unable to proceed, lack of motivation.

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 06:28 PM
I live with my mom.......

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:29 PM
do you let her come in your room unannounced?

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:30 PM
half the women ive fucked were well beyond you in physical appearance, cag, im way better looking than you dont forget, smarter and have actual money put aside and not blown away on drugs like you

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 06:30 PM
yes because all I'm ever doing is playing dayz

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:30 PM
elz lives with his mom too.. i see a pattern here.

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:30 PM
half the women ive fucked were well beyond you in physical appearance, cag, im way better looking than you dont forget, smarter and have actual money put aside and not blown away on drugs like you

this reads an awful lot like a lisa post

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:31 PM
when i own a nice 1.2 million dolar house and youre still renting like the sucker you are im going to remind you cag

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:31 PM
tim you spent a long while edating someone that lived 15 minutes away and they wouldn't even meet you face to face.

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:31 PM
all of your posts are lisa posts

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:32 PM
you drown rats and other various small mammals for your sick pleasure

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:32 PM
i wonder if jon knows how crazy you actually are dont make me dig up the thousands of text files on your insanity

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 06:32 PM
all of your posts are lisa posts

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:32 PM
and at your work, a rumor was going around that you were gay and you were too shy to stand up for yourself. do you expect me to believe that you are able to meet and maintain a girlfriend?

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 06:32 PM
you drown rats and other various small mammals for your sick pleasure


i wonder if jon knows how crazy you actually are dont make me dig up the thousands of text files on your insanity

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:33 PM
lmao you mean the guy i got fired?

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:33 PM
i can acually make a quick game from m0ndes creepy txt files with tim and lisa posts and you have to guess which one posted it, i will put like a 5 second timer on it,,, just need a good name for it,,

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:33 PM
Tim gets really upset when I bring up women for some reason

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:34 PM
i should have taken that situation for a ride and got comepnsated kind of like your rape money but i wasnt raped :)

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:34 PM
i can acually make a quick game from m0ndes creepy txt files with tim and lisa posts and you have to guess which one posted it, i will put like a 5 second timer on it,,, just need a good name for it,,

call it the cagswhiteknightinshiningtinfoil.txt

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:34 PM
there's always time to get raped at work

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 06:34 PM
i can acually make a quick game from m0ndes creepy txt files with tim and lisa posts and you have to guess which one posted it, i will put like a 5 second timer on it,,, just need a good name for it,,
SHIT

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:35 PM
lol did you just accuse me of white knighing cag lmao

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:35 PM
ya def gonna make the game now

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:35 PM
well haven't you had sexual relationships with men before, tim? I remember you telling me you were bisexual

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:36 PM
monde do you have those posts in a db table or just that txt file

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:36 PM
literally the only guy who sticks up for cag regularly, take a step back and breathe, and say "this is the itnernet, i am a married man" in the mirror 6 times

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:36 PM
im glad you were able to stand up to the bully at work too. im on your side, tim :)

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:36 PM
think of your childnre!

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:37 PM
ya i stick up for cag all the time, i don't call her an std riddled whore or anything, i am jsut being mean to you and you happen to be really upset with cag, because tim you aren't a true friend at all, your an insane little muppet

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:38 PM
it was prob the various men who raped you as a child that made you like this :(

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:38 PM
tim gets insanely jealous when i talk to the opposite sex

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:40 PM
"muppet" :rofl: have the crumpet munchers really gotten to you? are you ready to say god safe the queen once again!?!
do you wish the queen of england to knight you "sir tinfoil of cags crusty bloody pantaloons"

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:40 PM
he is insane with jealously over relationship with jon and mad that he will never find true love. :'( But in my heart, I know that one day tim will find a woman that will look past his deformed penis and see the human of joy on the inside

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:40 PM
tim is my friend you see, my very good friend

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:41 PM
is crumpent munnkers austliran slang for something

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:42 PM
do you know what muppets are , do they have muppets in austliraa i know you guys still have woolworths so idk if you caught up to us yet with our american puppet technolirgy

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:42 PM
doesnt know who or what likes tea and crumpets... is apart of the english speaking world... seppo as fuck

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:42 PM
tim speaks very eloquently and sees the beauty in all things. you are merely jealous of him!

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:43 PM
also i don't care that you sucked that blad guys dick when you where a kid it was "techniall" statutory rape, but w/e basically everyone here has been raped or molested as a child

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:43 PM
muppet is a widely used english slang

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:43 PM
oh i know what tea and crumpets are , do you know what a muppet is

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:44 PM
:care: that's a muppet tim, you are a muppet

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:44 PM
I for one appreciate tim for the person he is and not the bald man he sucked off as a boy

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:44 PM
also i don't care that you sucked that blad guys dick when you where a kid it was "techniall" statutory rape, but w/e basically everyone here has been raped or molested as a child

she actually fabricated that, my first shag was 16, and that was with a 16 year old

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:44 PM
http://cdnvideo.dolimg.com/cdn_assets/67ba0d80e38672c2fc8cc35c793a98c8f94d7ade.jpg

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:44 PM
me and tim have HAD IT with you dp

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:45 PM
:care: that's a muppet tim, you are a muppet

you trying to get into your british roots

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:45 PM
tim i need you to just killyourself, do it now, but before you do wahth the muppet show it's very good

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:45 PM
http://cdnvideo.dolimg.com/cdn_assets/67ba0d80e38672c2fc8cc35c793a98c8f94d7ade.jpg

marks becon can you abure this

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:45 PM
go borrow more british slang you stupid seppo cunt

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:46 PM
dp, tim is actually a seriously depressed person it is very unkind to speak of his depression in such a way.

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:46 PM
she actually fabricated that, my first shag was 16, and that was with a 16 year old

general doli said the same thing when he was like oh uahhh i don't watch miss marple

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:46 PM
especially after gush emasculated him so horribly. he needs nuturing

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:47 PM
cag youre like 10x more messed up in the head than i am, you cant even hold a normal non whore job, or save money, you spent it all on various drugs trying to self medicate all those bad feelings you have

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:47 PM
general doli said the same thing when he was like oh uahhh i don't watch miss marple

i actually dont know if thats true about doli now seeing how sneaky she is, tek was right about her

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:47 PM
Tim need not be ashamed of performing oral sex on a bald man in his 30's. I'm sure he felt very confused.. how it could feel so dirty and wrong and shameful and yet so good at the same time

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:48 PM
so you are saying tim, let me get this s8, that jim heason, creator of the muppet show, borrowed slang, made a show with puppets(notice how the word puppet is spelled) and then when i jsut called you a muppet, (a short fuxxy puppet with mans hand up your asshole) that i was trying to sound "posh" and british

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:48 PM
is that what your geting at tim

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:49 PM
Tim need not be ashamed of performing oral sex on a bald man in his 30's. I'm sure he felt very confused.. how it could feel so dirty and wrong and shameful and yet so good at the same time

:shrug: i would rather suck a mans dick than see your face in person
:imgay:, even more so thanks to faces like yours.... what is wrong with jon:rofl:

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:49 PM
i don't care if you sucked 1000 soccer coach dicks when you 15 tim, this whole muppet thing really threw me for a loop how the fuck do you not have muppet movies in auslitraa

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:49 PM
tim tries to masterbate to women, but can't function properly.. he just closes his eyes and remembers that moment he put that cock into his eager boy mouth

m0nde
01-13-2015, 06:49 PM
monde do you have those posts in a db table or just that txt filejust text files

http://www.dillodort.com/random/text/lisa.txt
http://www.dillodort.com/random/text/word.txt
http://www.dillodort.com/random/text/plugdrugs.txt

i need to fill up plugdrugs.tdxt

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:50 PM
:shrug: i would rather suck a mans dick than see your face in person
:imgay:, even more so thanks to faces like yours.... what is wrong with jon:rofl:

i thought you were gay to begin with?

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:50 PM
Tim need not be ashamed of performing oral sex on a bald man in his 30's. I'm sure he felt very confused.. how it could feel so dirty and wrong and shameful and yet so good at the same time

cag tim said your lying and telling stories out of skype

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:50 PM
is that what your geting at tim
im telling you, its a widely used british insult, people in the states dont stoop to such lows, you fucking daft hillbilly shite of a father

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:51 PM
cag got raped by her aunti:rofl:

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:51 PM
cag tim said your lying and telling stories out of skype

I'm actually not lying about that. he said something to me about it earlier this summer i guess. i don't know why he was telling me these things.

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:51 PM
she literally no joke got RAPED by a FAMILY MEMBER

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:51 PM
just text files

http://www.dillodort.com/random/text/lisa.txt
http://www.dillodort.com/random/text/word.txt
http://www.dillodort.com/random/text/plugdrugs.txt

i need to fill up plugdrugs.tdxt

ya ok i guess i will use node or something to parse them into a table, fucking lisa's line breaks are going to kill me

cagordon
01-13-2015, 06:51 PM
i honestly didn't know if he was serious or just joking

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:51 PM
cag hates lesbians thanks to her auntie feeding her alcohol and going to town on her sweet little pussy :rofl:

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:53 PM
im telling you, its a widely used british insult, people in the states dont stoop to such lows, you fucking daft hillbilly shite of a father

i'm not in brtian or auslitraa,, i'm in the only country that matters and could blow both of those contryies up or invade them anytime we want america tim and here, muppets are puppets, and you are a muppet who sucks soccer coash dick

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:53 PM
doli and cameron both brought this aunt thing up when cag spilled there deepest darkest secerts

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 06:55 PM
thhis whole tim sucking gym teacher dick is fresh off the presses, is it the austliran school system that let's pedo's like lisa and your gym teacher around kids

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:56 PM
lmao, she keeps trying to push it that i was underage, but this was no joke like 2-3 years ago dude i dont care ive fucked dudes and had my dick sucked before, never actually sucked dick tho

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:56 PM
does that make you happy?
gay people worship straight or at least straight acting bi people, and they will serve, its weird, but its easy when youre in a dry spell.

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:57 PM
there, now you know, ive let sissy faggots and queers suck and get fucked by my dick

m0nde
01-13-2015, 06:57 PM
is it only gay if you bi out and let the guy fuck you instead of vice versa?

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:57 PM
:buff:

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:57 PM
is it only gay if you bi out and let the guy fuck you instead of vice versa?

its really fucking unmanly to let another man penetrate you

m0nde
01-13-2015, 06:58 PM
:buff::dong:

timmy
01-13-2015, 06:59 PM
everyone needs to really let it sink in that cag literally got molested by her family member, possibly more, since she has such a fucked up head.

shes an incest partaker, a little rascal who had her aunti go down and eat her out, finger her, oh god this is making me hard, all the while her innocent little self was intoxicated :boner:

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:00 PM
m0nde have you been updating your tim.txt file the last week or so or are these all old post

m0nde
01-13-2015, 07:01 PM
:( i haven't updated anything other than elz_quotes.js in a long time

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:01 PM
what about the lisa.txt file she just posted av ideo of her doing a half hearted circus trick for fucks sake, how upto date are thesethings

timmy
01-13-2015, 07:01 PM
yes add these posts to a txt thatll show me

timmy
01-13-2015, 07:02 PM
daddy what are you doing i want to play ball with you
NOT NOW son go bother your whore mother

m0nde
01-13-2015, 07:02 PM
you know how old those posts are, tim? they're all from before gush from internutt's first thread

m0nde
01-13-2015, 07:03 PM
and the lisa shit hasn't been updated in a year, idk maybe i put in something when i came back but it was like 8k added at most

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:04 PM
internutt is getting a creidt in the game,

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:04 PM
how many people post here, i am going to charge 99 cents,, i might make like 30 bucks

m0nde
01-13-2015, 07:06 PM
are you going to make an app?

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:06 PM
m0nde don't you have a scraper or did you manually add all this shit

cagordon
01-13-2015, 07:07 PM
i love watching tim make "no u" level posts over and over again lmao. why are you taking this so seriously buddy? its just the internet

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:07 PM
are you going to make an app?

ya 6 seconds a tim or lisa post will come up you have to click TIM OR LISA fast :sonic: will make rounds etc depedning how many posts i can eek into this db table

timmy
01-13-2015, 07:08 PM
i love watching tim make "no u" level posts over and over again lmao. why are you taking this so seriously buddy? its just the internet

no u, youre literally trying super hard since i posted that thread :)

cagordon
01-13-2015, 07:08 PM
if i had known it would cause tim such distress for me to talk about his sexual relationship with another man when he was 15 i wouldn't have said anything

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:08 PM
i'll use extjs or some other mobile framework when i get to the front end end so it will work on iphone/andorid/browers

m0nde
01-13-2015, 07:09 PM
m0nde don't you have a scraper or did you manually add all this shitstarted manually, but then started usiing scrapy

cagordon
01-13-2015, 07:09 PM
now he's gone all ape shit and posting videos trying to break up me and jon. the internet is a very dangerous place :O

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:10 PM
so scrap away i don't want to scape this shit hole, do you still have it

cagordon
01-13-2015, 07:10 PM
why can't everyone just get alonge. we are all friends here =D

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:11 PM
tim only started getting really upset again the last 2 weeks or so, but lisa has been mad since birth

timmy
01-13-2015, 07:12 PM
see you guys at notytmnsfw.com

cagordon
01-13-2015, 07:13 PM
timmmy noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

cagordon
01-13-2015, 07:13 PM
don't go tim! lets talk this out like adults. that's what adults on the internet do

m0nde
01-13-2015, 07:14 PM
so scrap away i don't want to scape this shit hole, do you still have itit may be in some folder on dilldort.com or on some other server but i don't think i have the script on this laptop or my other machine

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:14 PM
tim no, i want yoy to buy this angry australian internet poster game i am making i could really use your 99 cents, i'm calling it ture friends with tim and lisa

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:16 PM
it may be in some folder on dilldort.com or on some other server but i don't think i have the script on this laptop or my other machine

do you ever take pooplawaw out of his folder, not to own everyone here, but to just realax, mabybe play some words with friends

m0nde
01-13-2015, 07:16 PM
:smug:

true friends meme is workign its way into your testicles

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:17 PM
the muppet show goes down under! with tim and lisa!

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:19 PM
gonna put kangroo jack /croddiel dundee triva into this app

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 07:36 PM
was I mentioned on these fucking last pages that I am not gonna fucking read

m0nde
01-13-2015, 07:45 PM
why didn'tr someone make a stevey.tdxt?

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 07:54 PM
because people should be smart enough to knwo I"m just rambling while insanely under the influence and even when sober I am not paying attention to myself I am able to achive some paki mediation level sihit where idgaf and just go and go and go with words and oh no I'm very fucking anrgry that you guys said I satabbled soblbody with a spork in school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get that on tape lulz str8 2 video

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 07:54 PM
:erac: not working is the perfectly example as to why there's no stevey.text

Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 07:55 PM
why did you stab that kid with a spork

steveyos2
01-13-2015, 07:56 PM
I can't fucking take it gonna go play dead kings

ewokmyweewok
09-02-2018, 09:56 PM
im gay