View Full Version : lisa if u keep eating pizza's you are going to get fatter
cagordon
01-13-2015, 11:58 AM
just offering some friendly advice :)
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:01 PM
she ate rotten pizza out of a trash can and got food posining
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:02 PM
her arms have too much flab I don't know why she thinks its a good idea to eat pizza
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:02 PM
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there she is getting lunch behind woolworths
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:03 PM
what kind of backwards ass country still has woolworths,
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:03 PM
im trying to help
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:04 PM
she says the same shit lisa does lol, I HAVE BEEN WORKIGN SINCE I WAS 15,
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:04 PM
I HAVE 2 UNIFVERSTY DEGREES I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PICK FOOD OUT OF YOUR DUMPESTER IN PEACE
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:06 PM
:\ I wonder if lisa behaves like that in public.. they are wearing the same outfits
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:08 PM
only thing i miss about rootbeer posting here,, all the lisa questions about her irl behvahoir
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:11 PM
her arms have too much flab I don't know why she thinks its a good idea to eat pizza
It's called a muscle moron
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:12 PM
oh well lisa's lurking this thrad i am sure she can awnser the questions about how she behaves in public when she picks food out of rubbish bins
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:12 PM
It's called a muscle moron
so a gut is considered a muscle now
m0nde
01-13-2015, 12:14 PM
pepsi for breakfast with bourbon in a can as a chaser
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:17 PM
lisa's coming itt to tell everyone she quit drinking soda for breakfast it was her new years resoultion
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:17 PM
oh well lisa's lurking this thrad i am sure she can awnser the questions about how she behaves in public when she picks food out of rubbish bins
It was from my fridge, I bought it today at lunch and then ate some and the rest in the freezer and fridge and then I passed out and when I woke up I ate a cold bit of pizza from the fridge then was sick and spewed 3 times
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:18 PM
so a gut is considered a muscle now
No my arm, she was talking anout my arm. i'm 50kgs, I'm hardly fat
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:19 PM
It was my bicep, she's a retard
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:19 PM
so you picked it out of the rubbish bin(that's what they call trash can in fancy land ausltuiriaa) and then put it in your refriesterator, and for some reason you thought that would kill the harmfull bacteria on the half eaten asutliran pizza slice that had previous grown from sitting in the bin and baking in the hot south pafic sun??
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:19 PM
She doesn't have muscles so doesn't know where they usually are
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:20 PM
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Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:20 PM
so you picked it out of the rubbish bin(that's what they call trash can in fancy land ausltuiriaa) and then put it in your refriesterator, and for some reason you thought that would kill the harmfull bacteria on the half eaten asutliran pizza slice that had previous grown from sitting in the bin and baking in the hot south pafic sun??
i got it from the pizza shop
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:21 PM
the rubbish bin behind the pizza shop where most half eaten pizzia slices are found
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:23 PM
It was $16 which was why I was trying to get you to give me $30 earlier
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:24 PM
austliran pizza costs 16 dollors wtf, do you put prawns on it or something(prawns are what they call shrimps down under)
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:25 PM
i likle to imanage people come in and read our converstions so thats' why i translate austlirani words
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:27 PM
Lol
Yeah well it's usually really good pizza, it's just because I ate it cold
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:29 PM
it's tourist season on penguin island right now, why not, get out there and pick pocket some rubes instead of digging aroudn in rubbish bins for food
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:34 PM
you don't have any biceps its all fat
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:34 PM
and you do have a gut, not attacking just saying. maybe you should stop eating pizza :)
m0nde
01-13-2015, 12:34 PM
rootbeer is rolling his eyes lurking this thread
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:36 PM
and lisa presssed the log out button ugh
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:37 PM
lisa I hope this thread doesn't make you throw up everything you eat on purpose
m0nde
01-13-2015, 12:38 PM
I think she's busy peeing on a stick right now with one hand while lurking on her ipad with the other
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:39 PM
you don't have any biceps its all fat
Bullshit, I have biceps, it's not flab you retard, I can do one armed handstands
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:40 PM
prove it
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:41 PM
prove it
i've done it on cam heaps of times
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:43 PM
http://s23.postimg.org/ari0g3u97/image.jpg
I hate to say it, since im your friend, sure they are biceps but biceps can still be flabby as fuck. and those arms are flabby as fuck
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:44 PM
http://s7.postimg.org/erhjevsm3/image.jpg
exhibit b
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:44 PM
take a picture lisa i don't remeber all your circus tricks
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:47 PM
http://s23.postimg.org/ari0g3u97/image.jpg
I hate to say it, since im your friend, sure they are biceps but biceps can still be flabby as fuck. and those arms are flabby as fuck
those that shirt have a tail or something
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:47 PM
like a single coattail.
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:49 PM
lisa can't do a one armed hand stand what a liar
m0nde
01-13-2015, 12:50 PM
if she did more of her midriff would show
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:51 PM
take a picture lisa i don't remeber all your circus tricks
Done it on cam heaps, hard to take a pic of it, needs to be on cam
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:51 PM
she's way too fat and old to do a one armed handstand
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:51 PM
Done it on cam heaps, hard to take a pic of it, needs to be on cam
set a video on your ipad and upload it to vid.me
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:52 PM
It's clearly a bicep
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:52 PM
use rootbeers ipad for good for once i
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:52 PM
the fat women, trying to relive her glory days in the circus, super sad, bragging about tricks she can't do anymore
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:53 PM
set a video on your ipad and upload it to vid.me
I've done it heaps of times i'll do it tomorrow after I'm not poisoned anymore
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:53 PM
its a bicep because that's what its called, whether its fatty or toned its a still a bicep.
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:54 PM
glad lisa knows what that part of the arm is called lmao
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:54 PM
so you are admitting you can't do a one armed hand stand , because you are "poisoned"
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:54 PM
an untoned bicep
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:54 PM
posined with a super high bmi!
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:54 PM
its a bicep because that's what its called, whether its fatty or toned its a still a bicep.
It's a muscle you retard, the bicep is a muscle
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:55 PM
so you are admitting you can't do a one armed hand stand , because you are "poisoned"
Lol, I'll do it tomorrow
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:56 PM
a flabby atrophied bicep
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:57 PM
No that is literally what an actual bicep muscle looks like you fugly retard
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:58 PM
i'm pretty sure lisa would beat the living fuck outta cag irl, lisa's from the hard streets of penguin island and grew up in the rough part of the circus tent,,, cag's a wee little waif who would get blown away at the slightest breeze
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:58 PM
http://www.skinenergizer.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/flabby-arms.jpg
http://s7.postimg.org/erhjevsm3/image.jpg
those look pretty similar...
cagordon
01-13-2015, 12:58 PM
yeah im pretty sure she could. ive never been in a street fight, if someone threatens me with violence I call the cops. :)
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 12:58 PM
lisa's your gut is from dumpester pizza and breakfast pepsi
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:59 PM
She's like loose skin and bone, that's why she doesn't know what an actual muscle looks like
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 12:59 PM
lisa's your gut is from dumpester pizza and breakfast pepsi
That was my xmas belly XD
cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:00 PM
http://www.skinenergizer.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/flabby-arms.jpg
http://s7.postimg.org/erhjevsm3/image.jpg
those look pretty similar...
that doesn't look like muscle though.
cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:00 PM
what is it with Australian women all wearing those horrible shitty shorts?
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 01:01 PM
http://www.skinenergizer.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/flabby-arms.jpg
http://s7.postimg.org/erhjevsm3/image.jpg
those look pretty similar...a bicep is at the top retard, you see mine bulging at the top?
That's because you don't want to be fucking with that bicep, because that's what an arm looks like that has an actual muscle
cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:01 PM
basketball shorts lmao
cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:01 PM
that's the fat bulging lisa..
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 01:02 PM
when you got a tool box like lisa's you gotta build a shed over it
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 01:02 PM
Yeah I grew up in the circus cag, pretty sure I know what a muscle is
cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:02 PM
the other pictures you posted you had a gut as well, it wouldn't make sense for you to have a gut and toned arms lmao
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 01:03 PM
Yeah I grew up in the circus cag, pretty sure I know what a muscle is
lisa grew up in the circus cag
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 01:03 PM
My stomache is like loads nicer than yours
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 01:04 PM
mid rif off
cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:04 PM
http://s23.postimg.org/ari0g3u97/image.jpg
I hate to say it, since im your friend, sure they are biceps but biceps can still be flabby as fuck. and those arms are flabby as fuck
her arms are so fat they are unproportionate to her body. weird
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 01:05 PM
That's not fat, it's better than you lol
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 01:05 PM
this thread is what happens in all the rubynet tiny chats, cag and lisa fight and then there's circus tricks and nakedness
cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:06 PM
short, stumpy lisa.
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 01:07 PM
My body is better than yours
cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:08 PM
My body is better than yours
:rofl:
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 01:09 PM
It is, a fair bit better
i don't have tubular tits like you, have a better ass, firmer tits and actually have tone and muscle unlike you
cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:09 PM
lisa you're fat, just deal with it or go on a diet.
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 01:11 PM
All the guys have said it cag, just deal with it and get a life
UofLCardfan08
01-13-2015, 01:12 PM
lisa wipe off the cob webs on your mirror and a take a moment to tidy up before hitting the runway
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 01:13 PM
petere quinn your reading this thrad and have first hand knownlage of how fat lisa is, would you like to weigh in here
cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:14 PM
just heard from jon lmao rootbeer tried to add him on facebook
cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:15 PM
I love my boyfriend ^__^ he is the bestest ever!!!!
Autistic Spectrum
01-13-2015, 01:16 PM
double date!!!
cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:18 PM
that probably will never happen. tim tried so hard to break me and jon up I feel kinda bad for the little fella. I will make a fake jon dumped me and its all tims fault thread
cagordon
01-13-2015, 01:20 PM
http://notytmnsfw.com/forums/showthread.php?3402-tim-u-fucking-little-piece-of-shit-angry-angry-angry-dumped-me-this-morning-fuck-you&p=8572#post8572 lmao
steveyos2
01-13-2015, 04:51 PM
I hate cag and lisa
steveyos2
01-13-2015, 04:52 PM
I wonder if these were the replies lisa was making where she was typing really ahrd on her keyboard and making it impossible for me and ruby to play far cry 4
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-13-2015, 06:03 PM
I wonder if these were the replies lisa was making where she was typing really ahrd on her keyboard and making it impossible for me and ruby to play far cry 4
No that was me having cyber sex with teknorat
steveyos2
01-13-2015, 06:07 PM
it was lisa typing!!!!!! you better not be on teks list
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