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Lisa the Meter Maid
01-18-2015, 12:24 AM
I'll be so good at eating blackberries that yous will all go "whoa who is that new pro gamer playing with us?" And I'll be all like, "Me"

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-18-2015, 12:27 AM
Pro tip:

Not all the blackberries are black, some of them are red.

TheLizardWhisperer
01-18-2015, 01:53 AM
Blackberries start green then go red then black. Red are sour.

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-18-2015, 01:55 AM
5 mins practice under belt, get ready for some hardcore berry eating

TheLizardWhisperer
01-18-2015, 02:13 AM
Practice discovering recipes on that server.

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-18-2015, 02:23 AM
Whoa too much hardcore gaming, one thing at a time, first I must master eating blackberries

TheLizardWhisperer
01-18-2015, 02:25 AM
You need to get to 100 blackberries and full health and hydration then you pick every blackberry you see and you should be ok even in blackberry droughts

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-18-2015, 02:27 AM
That's too much fun, I don't want use all the fun up before tonight

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-18-2015, 02:59 AM
I thought I'd go get berried up and was running along collecting and eating berries, had like 99% healt and energy and all and had like 70 berries and was running along and just fell over dead for no apparent reason.

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-18-2015, 03:00 AM
So I'm not playing anymore until later

UPGRAYEDD
01-18-2015, 03:08 AM
You're going to have an amazing shit later.

TheLizardWhisperer
01-18-2015, 03:15 AM
Early access alpha soe Sony can do no wrong ps5

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-18-2015, 03:30 AM
It's not fair, I was going to blow you all away with how prepared and berried up I was

I think I'll make a pizza and have a nap, wake me up for berry picking later

m0nde
01-19-2015, 12:05 PM
as soon as Sony stops people from being able to steal crates, that game is going to die

Autistic Spectrum
01-19-2015, 12:10 PM
finally a horrible game m0nde can trade recipes in

Autistic Spectrum
01-19-2015, 12:10 PM
pinterest the game,

m0nde
01-19-2015, 01:12 PM
finally a horrible game m0nde can trade recipes in


pinterest the game,
:smug:

internutt
01-20-2015, 01:50 AM
read op-posted quick reply

fucking ban lisa now

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-20-2015, 01:58 AM
ching chong ching chong

chingy chong ching

No.

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-20-2015, 02:06 AM
I'm playing real life H1Z1 in my front yard

http://s12.postimg.org/mke9c55kd/image.jpg

Front yard pro gaming

TheLizardWhisperer
01-20-2015, 02:10 AM
Better graphics than h1z1

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-20-2015, 02:14 AM
Ask god to set to medium settings

internutt
01-20-2015, 02:21 AM
Im educated in multiple languages and more proficient at english than you. What youre doing is not good for anyone. Leave the internet

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-20-2015, 02:27 AM
Im educated in multiple languages and more proficient at english than you. What youre doing is not good for anyone. Leave the internet

No you aren't. You make shit posts that don't even make sense. I am more highly educated and far more intelligent than you and I don't need to know multiple languages because I speak english. Suck some sushi.

juji
01-20-2015, 03:57 AM
I don't get why the relations between South Korea and Australia are worsened

maks
01-20-2015, 06:22 AM
fucking ban lisa now

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-20-2015, 06:38 AM
Maksie poo


























Practice brushing your teeth.

m0nde
01-20-2015, 08:01 AM
I don't get why the relations between South Korea and Australia are worsened

m0nde
01-20-2015, 07:51 PM
graphics broke afer the last update, wtf

http://i.imgur.com/He0bx8o.png

m0nde
01-20-2015, 07:59 PM
http://i.gyazo.com/42131ccdb9489c7bc79c5597b1a3109b.png
:clay:

juji
01-20-2015, 08:51 PM
Who the fuck plays zombie games are considered as passé?

m0nde
01-21-2015, 02:26 AM
Common and current

PISS JUGS
01-21-2015, 06:32 AM
The Guys kindly donated a h1z1 to yours truly and I have been eating blackberries as well I have been eating them very much and becoming hydrated. Sustained. :pumpkin:

m0nde
01-21-2015, 08:10 AM
shitty early access game

juji
01-21-2015, 08:30 AM
The Guys kindly donated a h1z1 to yours truly and I have been eating blackberries as well I have been eating them very much and becoming hydrated. Sustained. :pumpkin:

who the fuck are you?

m0nde
01-21-2015, 08:34 AM
um its piss jugs...

lnopia the great
01-21-2015, 08:44 AM
im more of a blueberry type of guy to be honest

lnopia the great
01-21-2015, 08:45 AM
saskatoon berry (literally the best tasting anything of all time) > blueberry > ... > blackberry

Autistic Spectrum
01-21-2015, 08:45 AM
who the fuck are you?

it's this girl mille from fjs who garfiled fucked irl

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-21-2015, 09:04 AM
I'm picking berries with her

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-21-2015, 09:05 AM
She's never fucked garfeels I just asked

Autistic Spectrum
01-21-2015, 09:07 AM
top notch posting today lisa

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-21-2015, 09:11 AM
I'm posting and gaming at the same time, my internet has not cut yet and I had a bad mental health day

Autistic Spectrum
01-21-2015, 09:12 AM
hopefully no contact with the outside world for weeks helps your mental hyginge

Lisa the Meter Maid
01-21-2015, 09:13 AM
I try to avoid it

m0nde
01-21-2015, 10:04 AM
saskatoon berry (literally the best tasting anything of all time) > blueberry > ... > blackberry
qft

Lisa Battery
02-06-2016, 11:28 AM
I'm playing real life H1Z1 in my front yard

http://s12.postimg.org/mke9c55kd/image.jpg

Front yard pro gaming
I've been getting heaps of berries from this.... oops I logged on and posted and bumped another 101 bump at that.... don't worry though I won't do them all and I have to die eventually.