let's list all the reasons lisa is better than cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

1.lisa has a college degree (cag does not have a college degree)
2.lisa has another college degree (cag does not have 2 college degrees)
3.lisa fucked someone irl from the user's group at rubynet(cag fucked a dirty rubynet admin irl)
4.lisa has a better body(this is the part of the thread that's gonna make cag stop lurking and post)
5.lisa's really funny and understands humor alot better than cag

[m0nde]

choody is giong to get in on this by reporting the post, just watch

[Autistic Spectrum]

6.lisa is not codeys friend(Cag is codeys friend)

[Autistic Spectrum]

7.lisa's mum is still alive(CAg's mom is dead she was murdered)

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

8. I'm not cag.

[Autistic Spectrum]

9.lisa's avatar game is on point(Cag's avatar are unicorns and pictues of cag)

[Autistic Spectrum]

10.tek has not posted the video's of lisa shoving object into her holes (he posted cag's peroid painting video allreaday)

[Autistic Spectrum]

11.lisa knows how to destroy an internet forum, she rep boosts, bumps shity old threads(cag does not even know whta rep boosting means)

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

*yawn*

Oh no I bumped a handfull of threads, the forum is ruined.

[Autistic Spectrum]

*12.lisa uses action stars unironically, (cag says lamo alot)*

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Ironic use of action stars is too high a form of wit for me to grasp

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

You need Doli here to incorrectly try and explain what irony is for me

[Lisa Battery]

Pathetic bump time for cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

15)cag tattled on the guy who raped her, lisa is not a snitch and never tells on the guys who rape her

[urkles girlfriend]

i got a buttload of money for tattling ^_^

[urkles girlfriend]

sharing it with jon

[Lisa Battery]

15)cag tattled on the guy who raped her, lisa is not a snitch and never tells on the guys who rape her

Bullshit

i just don't get money for it by threatening to sue my place of employ

[Autistic Spectrum]

we;ll thats because you have not had a job in 10 years

[Lisa Battery]

we;ll thats because you have not had a job in 10 years
TWO years... Well just over two years.... maybe it's three years... i don't know I lose chunks of time by having episodes which keeps me pretty busy.

[Autistic Spectrum]

the pet store does not count

[Lisa Battery]

the pet store does not count

It was a job was I was doing reception at a resort for like 6 months before that and before that I was teaching for 4 years.

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh wow a terrible part of you life i never heard about before,, what was this job at the resort, where you the maid or did they get confused after seeing your body and give you the pool boy job and you had to skim out used rubbers from the pool

[Autistic Spectrum]

the resort on penguin island, where durnken aussies come on vaction to beat there girl friends and yell at penguins

[Lisa Battery]

oh wow a terrible part of you life i never heard about before,, what was this job at the resort, where you the maid or did they get confused after seeing your body and give you the pool boy job and you had to skim out used rubbers from the pool
I was receptionist.

[Autistic Spectrum]

how long did you work there,, 3 days, 3 weeks, 3 months

[cag]

15)cag tattled on the guy who raped her, lisa is not a snitch and never tells on the guys who rape her

gordon. it wasn't rape it was intimate child rearing on a barbie

[Lisa Battery]

how long did you work there,, 3 days, 3 weeks, 3 months

6 months

Fucking read it so I don't have come back and scroll past terrible cag posts just to repeat myself.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa i hope you find the right mixture of meds that make you a functional person again

[Lisa Battery]

lisa i hope you find the right mixture of meds that make you a functional person again

Do you have any idea how exhausting and much it fucks you around even more trying all these different medications is?

[Lisa Battery]

And then on top of that... Just to make it more interesting and fun... I have a paradoxical reaction to anti-psychotics

[Lisa Battery]

I suggest just a sedative

However sedatives are laid wide open right there for me to abuse....

Perhaps a bullet?

[zlister]

How about a sweet Jamaican yellow yam?