maks
01-26-2015, 06:27 PM
Don't read this it's boring as fuck.
So friday I called my coke dealer and told him I wanted to do $80, he said he could only do $40 but would have more in 20 minutes. 2 hours later he hadn't called me back so I called him and he didn't have any coke but he did have ecstatsy, so I picked up 2 hits and went to my ex girlfriend's house. She didn't want any so I ate both of them. They didn't do shit. Maybe I have a serotonin problem or something, idk. Anyway all I got was a little high for like a half hour and kind of touchy-feely, and in all fairness I did have the longest and most in-depth sexual experience of my life (I even stuck my tongue up her asshole, I never do ass to mouth but idk my inhibitions were lowered or something). so that was friday
saturday we went to a fancy restaurant in hartford and had steak, they almost didn't let me in because I wasn't wearing a tie (I don't even own one)then a comedy show at city steam brewery, home of naughty nurse the best beer on the planet. I got drunk as fuck and licked her asshole again, because fuck it why not
sunday I went home and went shopping
today connecticut is facing the worst blizzard in years, so I called my guy again and bought another $80 but he gave me an extra $20 for my inconvenience on friday because my guy fucking rules, so now I'm coked up as fuck and writing blogs that are boring as fuck but still like 80x better than any of plug drugs walls of text because they're about real experiences that I actually had and not some bullshit about chomsky and pythagorus that I read on wikipedia. tomorrow I'll probably shovel snow. the end.
So friday I called my coke dealer and told him I wanted to do $80, he said he could only do $40 but would have more in 20 minutes. 2 hours later he hadn't called me back so I called him and he didn't have any coke but he did have ecstatsy, so I picked up 2 hits and went to my ex girlfriend's house. She didn't want any so I ate both of them. They didn't do shit. Maybe I have a serotonin problem or something, idk. Anyway all I got was a little high for like a half hour and kind of touchy-feely, and in all fairness I did have the longest and most in-depth sexual experience of my life (I even stuck my tongue up her asshole, I never do ass to mouth but idk my inhibitions were lowered or something). so that was friday
saturday we went to a fancy restaurant in hartford and had steak, they almost didn't let me in because I wasn't wearing a tie (I don't even own one)then a comedy show at city steam brewery, home of naughty nurse the best beer on the planet. I got drunk as fuck and licked her asshole again, because fuck it why not
sunday I went home and went shopping
today connecticut is facing the worst blizzard in years, so I called my guy again and bought another $80 but he gave me an extra $20 for my inconvenience on friday because my guy fucking rules, so now I'm coked up as fuck and writing blogs that are boring as fuck but still like 80x better than any of plug drugs walls of text because they're about real experiences that I actually had and not some bullshit about chomsky and pythagorus that I read on wikipedia. tomorrow I'll probably shovel snow. the end.