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Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 07:31 AM
special moments with Jazz

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 09:33 AM
Geez I'm glad I found another active forum a month ago or whenever it was. I tell you now if I went and posted this gem right here over there I would have had 10 replies by now.

What a waste.

Just drag the coffin lid over and hand me the nails.

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 09:35 AM
Also just so you know I was trying to have this as a sig but it was too big.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gLfFj9r9IpE/maxresdefault.jpg

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 09:42 AM
Also just so you know I was trying to have this as a sig but it was too big.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gLfFj9r9IpE/maxresdefault.jpgI don't know what it is but it seemed relevent to this forum or me or something.

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 09:46 AM
Also look the post reply button and the rep dick are doing something weird

http://s2.postimg.org/7at0vfgcp/image.jpg

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 09:48 AM
Shit forum. Shit people.

~OUT~

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 12:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhZghcHnGf8

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 09:08 PM
Should have posted this thread on www.fjs.click for mad replies

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 10:25 PM
Lol

Fjs crawled up its own ass and died because wendy is a retarded obsessed loser, plus I've cracked the shits at you because remember you booted me so you're doing time for that so you can stay there and post pics of yourself shitting on the toilet everyday. And I don't even care because you had been shit to play with for quite sone time and I was playing (but taking a break for a joint) because ruby bought me the game so I felt obliged even though YOU suck so much to play with and the chair shitting retard can't play with me unless you hold his rat claw like hand but it's the principle of the thing, you are a loser, you booted me from a game your faggot friend bought for me to play with and you basically SUCK to play with, you need to stop being a fucking loser, get the fuck over yourself because ypu are a giant douchebag and loser a lot of times. Nor are you a fucking genius, your IQ is like between 110 and 120.

I have demands if I come back. 1. The main one is change dp's name to mangled faced mongrel or whatever. 2. Tell retard wendy to get a life.
3. Don't lock topics.

Because I don't care enough about coming back unless I am appeased in some way, you should know by now I need constant appeasement because humans (which I have now decided I am not one of) just suck so much.

These forums are pretty much only what you fucking retards put in. Suck my dick, I'll go get a dick of some guy, tell him I need to borrow it and you can all suck it.

Have a nice day.

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 10:27 PM
Who the fuck is Wendy?

Autistic Spectrum
02-01-2015, 10:27 PM
gordon fucked you in your face hole,

Autistic Spectrum
02-01-2015, 10:28 PM
Gordons a god dam hero and deserves a little respect from you lisa

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 10:29 PM
gordon fucked you in your face hole,

No he didn't.

And you dp, you are too fucking ugly and unfit to try and call me fat. I am sporting a healthy belly from eating week but it isn't even flabby, I am fucking far from fat.

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 10:29 PM
Who the fuck is Wendy?

Josh

Autistic Spectrum
02-01-2015, 10:31 PM
gordon likes his shelia's thin and proper fit before he fucks there face holes

Autistic Spectrum
02-01-2015, 10:32 PM
Gordon!

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 10:36 PM
Ok lemme work on this appeasement thing and see what I can rustle up.

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 10:39 PM
Don't work too hard, it's good to crack the shits at you, I don't need to fall for you.

Dp you're full tard.

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 10:46 PM
Ok I have done everything but dps name since uhh that would require learning the admin system and he'll just make something worse. Anyway you should get a better computer someday and you'll have a lot more fun with games

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 10:49 PM
Also I wasn't necessarily shitting I sit down to pee too.

Autistic Spectrum
02-01-2015, 10:49 PM
i wonder how lisa has ruined her secret forum that she posts on

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 10:51 PM
Yeah well what do you do with dp? I don't know either, he can just be full tard I guess.

My computer doesn't change that you're a stupid asshole to play with but I guess being a stupid asshole gives you character.

It's a game, why the fuck do you even take it so seriously?

I was wondering what if I got an xbox or something? Can that download steam and play the steam games? I don't even know.

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 10:52 PM
Some of them you can but honestly a new pc will make your life better not just games.

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 10:52 PM
i wonder how lisa has ruined her secret forum that she posts on

That forum is fine and it's staying fine because every other half decent forum I ever find gets ruined by you and your best friend cody dp.

Autistic Spectrum
02-01-2015, 10:53 PM
she prob asked an admin there to ban someone that called her mean names and showed her little boy tits to him and now that poor guy, who thought freedom of speech was still alive on the internet, but not where lisa posts, oh no,, she has to be in total control of rep, name calling, user names ugh

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 10:54 PM
Also I wasn't necessarily shitting I sit down to pee too.

Lol, you were curling your toes with the effort.

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 10:54 PM
Dp post your dick on fjs and I will make you admin and abdicate

Autistic Spectrum
02-01-2015, 10:54 PM
why do you feel the need to talk about codey each and every day lisa

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 10:54 PM
she prob asked an admin there to ban someone that called her mean names and showed her little boy tits to him and now that poor guy, who thought freedom of speech was still alive on the internet, but not where lisa posts, oh no,, she has to be in total control of rep, name calling, user names ugh

I am the best name caller. I am second to none in name calling thankyou very much.

Autistic Spectrum
02-01-2015, 10:55 PM
cag!

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 10:57 PM
Dp post your dick on fjs and I will make you admin and abdicate

you offered me the same thing for vag

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 10:57 PM
Fuckheaded bushpig retards.

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 10:58 PM
Fuckheaded bushpig retards.

It's considerably more varied than that, those are just the staples.

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 10:58 PM
Yeah I'm trying to get out of ever being admin there maybe I will just change my password to gibberish and make a new account.

Autistic Spectrum
02-01-2015, 10:59 PM
lisa your still now allowed at the no lisas club and you never will be

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 11:00 PM
That's the new forum she posts at you just didn't realise

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 11:01 PM
lisa your still now allowed at the no lisas club and you never will be

Shut up or I'll make you make me admin of it.

Autistic Spectrum
02-01-2015, 11:04 PM
your not allowed to be admin or a regualr user, we don't have admins we are a decomercery cag is the vice president of the no lisa's club and i am the president, josh is the secretary of state

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 11:05 PM
I'd join the no Lisa's club but there's not enough Lisa's.

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 11:06 PM
It's no lisassss you're allowed to have one.

Autistic Spectrum
02-01-2015, 11:07 PM
we have one, it's josh who pretends to be lisa

TheLizardWhisperer
02-01-2015, 11:08 PM
Oh yeah? What's the url ?

Lisa the Meter Maid
02-01-2015, 11:15 PM
Oh yeah? What's the url ?

Don't bother, that's my obsessed bushpig fucktard club.

UPGRAYEDD
03-07-2015, 06:34 PM
Have you had one of your cats lick your cunt?

UPGRAYEDD
03-07-2015, 07:08 PM
http://i.gyazo.com/b6105ea00a52f13b42f5e73b8a5f89f5.png