Ruby is in the Hospital Following a Suicide Attempt

[Desolation]

Yesterday (or today whatever :flag:) he cut his wrist in front of his parents, severing an artery and sending him straight to the emergency room.

He texted me the doctor said he was a millimeter away from losing all function in his hand, but that sounds like chiding medical bullshit so I think we can all safely disregard it.

Anyway, let's use this thread to send him our well-wishes, make fun of him, and discuss what drove him to do this.

[timmy]

im not going to make fun of ruby ever again :(

[juji]

have fun, i will believe if he provides a picture

[xoxo]

tell him he should have to suffer this life if we all have to

he's about the nicest admin I've ever met ever in 20 years on the internet

if that means much... which it won't

[plusle riot]

i'm going to kill myself tomorrow
*cue elliott smith's needle in the hay*

[xoxo]

I think there is a lot of maliciousness here in this forum and I'm sick of it

but I doubt it would be due to any reason of this forum

if it's true then there are bigger things in his life upsetting him

[xoxo]

he should come here and just rage out about his personality type or something

works for me

[plusle riot]

he should come here and just rage out about his personality type or something

works for me

yeah; fisting yourself on cam for every member on this forum doesn't quite work for everyone

[juji]

i'm going to kill myself tomorrow
*cue elliott smith's needle in the hay*

There a best solution you find a chemical product with a label which represent "Skull & Bones" then pick a syringe, fill with that chemical product and inject on your top of head

[xoxo]

yeah; fisting yourself on cam for every member on this forum doesn't quite work for everyoneretard pathetic loser woman

never done that ever

[plusle riot]

There a best solution you find a chemical product with a label which represent "Skull & Bones" then pick a syringe, fill with that chemical product and inject on your top of head

elz pls i got past my krokodil addiction after i lost both my arms and had to start posting with my nose

[juji]

elz pls i got past my krokodil addiction after i lost both my arms and had to start posting with my nose

You used fake krokodil which contains red phosphorus was planned by governement.

The Sea Inside

[plusle riot]

better red than dead

[boobz]

i'm going to kill myself tomorrow
*cue elliott smith's needle in the hay*

Luke Wilson in a tennis suit.

[UofLCardfan08]

I think there is a lot of maliciousness here in this forum and I'm sick of it

but I doubt it would be due to any reason of this forum

if it's true then there are bigger things in his life upsetting him

clump stop your mindless drooling and leave, that will make ruby happy once again I can assure you

now simply stfu and leave stat!

[maks]

i'm going to kill myself tomorrow
*cue sonic youth's bull in the heather*

[dcent]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/MomawNadon/Free%20Republic/JerrySeinfeldShame.jpg

[maks]

This message is hidden because some boring faggot you weren't reading anyway is on your ignore list.

[dcent]

lol, cripple = gottentoe.

[steveyos]

can you blame ruby I would kill myself too if fjs was this bad

[skrizach]

Wow. That's pretty upsetting. Maybe it's a cry for help. Like:
"HELP I KEEP ENABLING ALL THESE HORRIBLE POSTERS!"

[steveyos]

Dear Ruby,

I'm INTJ and you are sucking dick

Love,
Gabe

[steveyos]

if ruby is dead can I have hs computer to sell

[Plug Drugs]

<3 ruby

[steveyos]

let me get his ps3 and the new hitman


actually deso read us his will

[steveyos]

don't lie I know ruby's real name and will contact his parents to make sure if his sister really is hot or not

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[maks]

perhaps someone lent him a smartphone to use in the hospita;

[Plug Drugs]

if he slit his wrists he'd be in the psyche ward and they dont let you bring phones in the psyche ward

[Plug Drugs]

they dont want you to communicate your craziness with the outside world, not until you've had a large dose of dopamine antagonists

[Plug Drugs]

and why is he on steam? nothing about this adds up

[maks]

if he slit his wrists he'd be in the psyche ward and they dont let you bring phones in the psyche ward

scotland.


and why is he on steam? nothing about this adds up

http://store.steampowered.com/mobile/

[F4]

i think running the forum is causing too much trouble for ruby

let's all go to fjs

[Gentleman Doli]

Good.

[Gentleman Doli]

Bwahaha... I m glad rubey is su idial or w/e . I love HItler, deat+ iroeney. YTMNSFW

[blumpkin blownuts]

they say suicides come in threes
if rubby doesnt pull through then who are the other two here that'll snuff it next?

[Desolation]

• me
• hopefully a lizard

[steveyos]

YTMNSFW

[Gentleman Doli]

they say suicides come in threes
if rubby doesnt pull through then who are the other two here that'll snuff it next?

H,mm. Good question OP. Ive ben on the virge of suicide for some over 9000 years now and I beleive this wold bee an excellent opportunity to try out an ironic suicide note maybe referencing my love of codys posts or jack venooker haha . Obv when YTMNSFWs attend the funeral they will get a kick out of all the stupid shit my family says about me "oh hewas a good kid always loved his familey" ... "yea right lol" [the words i imagine ytmnsfw posters saying]

[Gentleman Doli]

I fulley expect my tasteful abstention from the Battlefield 3 vs Modern Warfare Conflict to be remembered in tese forums. I may well have saved us from civil war

[blumpkin blownuts]

not that i dont' appreciate your guys emotional support, but if i ever attempted i would never talk about it here

[Gentleman Doli]

not that i dont' appreciate your guys emotional support, but if i ever attempted i would never talk about it here

Do some funny shit ahaha. Print out ur avatar and be like "This is my fursona" to ur parents before you die. It will be an epic prank

[steveyos]

Battlefield 3 vs Modern Warfare Conflict

[steveyos]

I'm gonna kill myself if doli doesn't post at at leaf one of my 18 forums

[blumpkin blownuts]

Do some funny shit ahaha. Print out ur avatar and be like "This is my fursona" to ur parents before you die. It will be an epic prank



it was much funnier when i "died" in the 2010 nashville floods
my dad got on my account which was then called disposable douchebag and he invited the forum to my funeral
and i still had this for my avatar:
http://i.imgur.com/QByiQ.jpg

we didnt have the funeral though because i washed up resurrected on a rocky beach in newfoundland days later and was too embarrassed to come back here after my dad told me about what he did

[Gentleman Doli]

Yeah uh ive made sure the first thing my parents do when I die is log on YTMNSFW and invite all of you to my funeral lmao

[blumpkin blownuts]

i tried getting them to post here but they are always at cuteoverload and cheezburger they have simplistic sense of humor

[steveyos]

M0NDE WTF R U DOING AT MY FUNERAL GET OUT

[jon]

great poetry here, this thread is truly cornering the delivery market

[sex with dead people]

Idk where i'll go if ruby's mom stops paying for forum hosting and i won't have anywhere to post

[timmy]

• me
• hopefully a lizard

just kill yourself now

[timmy]

seriously deso you have crossed a line

[steveyos]

someone make a zetaboard quick

[sex with dead people]

Gonna make my own fjs and you are not allowed

[Plug Drugs]

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[juji]

Gonna make my own fjs and you are not allowed

am i allowed?

[steveyos]

fjs is up

[juji]

fjs is up

No, you aren't owner of FJS, you didn't create FJS

[steveyos]

go register, and add me on steam

[Howard Dean]

why is there no ruby megathread on this

[timmy]

why is there no ruby megathread on this

its a lie. ruby was sleweping.

[timmy]

gona kill deso

[steveyos]

alright fjs is up

[m0nde]

Yesterday (or today whatever :flag:) he cut his wrist in front of his parents, severing an artery and sending him straight to the emergency room.

He texted me the doctor said he was a millimeter away from losing all function in his hand, but that sounds like chiding medical bullshit so I think we can all safely disregard it.

Anyway, let's use this thread to send him our well-wishes, make fun of him, and discuss what drove him to do this.not funny

[m0nde]

No, you aren't owner of FJS, you didn't create FJSfjs has been up for a long, long time: http://www.funnyjokessquad.com

[Lexi Persimmons]

bullox.

[jon]

howard dean maybe you need to do a special podcast edition

[jon]

or possibly we need to record a celebrity chorus song that was hastily written which vaguely acknowledges the situation

[Gentleman Doli]

Ruby is in the hospital. He has acquired AIDs from an unkwnown source. His AIDs was described as "fail AIDs" by medical professionals. His doctors believe it stems from his moderation of an dying internet forum and an unending contact with what cann only be called "pure unfiltered fail".

[steveyos]

spath

[Gentleman Doli]

spath

Spath

[steveyos]

I'm so damn lonely

[juji]

Did he suicide himself before December 21, 2012?

[clay]

his parents found out about the forum and he had no other choice

[timmy]

clay stop sniffing cocaine

[timmy]

snickers is one thing cocaine is another

[juji]

his parents found out about the forum and he had no other choice

:yeaok:

[Gentleman Doli]

his parents found out about the forum and he had no other choice

Same. If I was rubeys parne,ts and found that he had ben indirectley responsible for the Ilegal deletion of my acct [general dolis] multipl times in direct oppositon of the terms of service of this website , and that teh lizard population was stil in existenc,e I would probably kill myself as well.

[juji]

Rubycalaber logged in, no surprise

[steveyos]

he's back alive because fjs is up and not just a zetaboard anymore

[xoxo]

Ruby can you come back please?

clay is being a terrible admin and doing weird and bad things to my posts

Tim is having a meltdown

and I'm spamming

you've got to be an internet hero and save eveything

[steveyos]

she's at fjs

[internutt]

Ruby is in the hospital. He has acquired AIDs from an unkwnown source. His AIDs was described as "fail AIDs" by medical professionals. His doctors believe it stems from his moderation of an dying internet forum and an unending contact with what cann only be called "pure unfiltered fail".

banging on this gimmick for a year and i finally laughed hard at it maybe im just wasted though

[steveyos]

he's basically a funnier you right now

[steveyos]

internut report to pal

doli to fjs

both get mod to each forum's jail