15 narrative haikus regarding the idiotic bullshit which is presently stickied

[fanfare]

im eating my lunch
i get on my computer
oh what is this shit.

alarming sticky
posted by ignored user
must click to view post

lies lies lies lies lies
scathing rage over the thread
take bite of sandwich

mm i love turkey
turkey, cheese, advacado
on a jewish rye

im at a deli
logged onto ruby's forums
reading this bullshit

he didn't attempt
the whole premise is a farce
an unfunny joke

steveyos quality
FJS-level humor
aka NF

if he really had
id take the day off to mourn
and count my blessings

im sorry that i
dont find the humor in this
but its just so lame

making light of life
especially that which is
so very precious

as my first enter
net crush and internet love
rubycalaber

who are all these fools
what is juji? lisa? huh?
lol no name brand scum

two thousand and six
summer forums forever
caz marnie and will

m0nde ooble dp
all the regular posters
i love nostalgia

but i hate sick jokes
like the stickied thread posted
in the candy crew

[blumpkin blownuts]

thread makes me hungry
wish i was at deli too
for gefilte fish

[steveyos]

six syllables in my line you straight up gay

[blumpkin blownuts]

its stevey-os and not steve-yos?
i was fooled too

[steveyos]

it was stevey O S until ruby called me stevey-o's then that stuck

[steveyos]

thinking about changing my name to Nick Canon

[blumpkin blownuts]

chef boiardi's Stevey-O's

[blumpkin blownuts]

none of those made sense to me so i just randomly decided on steve-yos /stiv yɒs/

[steveyos]

NO

[fanfare]

this hasnt gotten enough replies. bumping

[Gentleman Doli]

why does fanfare have neg rep lol

[maks]

I predict a fake-girl-who-ruby-has-a-crush-on catfight

[steveyos]

because he gave me $100 to delete ytmnds

[sex with dead people]

why does fanfare have neg rep lol

I do it because he's a faggot who kept making topics at fjs last year asking stevey to ban me claiming I was ruining his forum.

[steveyos]

lol I forget all that

[sex with dead people]

I'll ban him at fjs when you make me admin.

[steveyos]

not until you give me more money than he gave me

[steveyos]

stupid bye

[sex with dead people]

Bye... :sad:

[steveyos]

will you buy me assassination creed 3 by any chance

[sex with dead people]

I'll give you my MP disk and online pass for it if you get a 360.

[plusle riot]

i beat that shit 2 days after i got it now i just fuck around on black ops 2 and madden 13 hue

[sex with dead people]

I still haven't beaten it yet after a month

[juji]

I removed his one red bar

[plusle riot]

I still haven't beaten it yet after a month

get your vidya on


I removed his one red bar

that's what she said

[blumpkin blownuts]

blippah dippah zippah zed
what once was green, now turn to redddd
muhuhuhahahahahahaaaaa

[plusle riot]

i am an art fag
check out my edgy new thread
i miss you ruby

why did you leave me
for that bitch desolation
i am so alone

[juji]

i beat that shit 2 days after i got it now i just fuck around on black ops 2 and madden 13 hue

xbox or ps3?

[plusle riot]

xbox

[jon]

this one's better

[clay]

i knew fanfares art was outdated but feudal japan seemed a little passe even for him

[steveyos]

why would I get a 360

[juji]

why would I get a 360

isn't expensive? you must be a poor

[maks]

wii u is more powerful than the 360

[juji]

wii u is more powerful than the 360

Hard to believe

Wii U is less powerful than xbox 360 developers say and Wii U is more powerful than xbox 360 marketing says

[maks]

idc what the developers or the marketing guys say, they're both 3 core PPCs running at 3Ghz but the wii u has 4x as much ram and a better video card, also the system OS runs on a separate ARM cpu while the xbox crams everything into the same chip

[maks]

so common sense says the wii u is more powerful

[lnopia the great]

yeah but does it have a controller

[maks]

I think it uses an ipad or something

[xoxo]

I didn't think the poem was that great

[juji]

Hardware and Graphics aren't problem, but gameplay does

[maks]

Hardware and Graphics aren't problem, but gameplay does

well nintendo has consistently created games that have become instant classics for like 30 years, but that's beside the point when I say 'powerful' I am talking about the hardware and the wii u has better hardware than an xbox 360

[juji]

well nintendo has consistently created games that have become instant classics for like 30 years, but that's beside the point when I say 'powerful' I am talking about the hardware and the wii u has better hardware than an xbox 360

http://venturebeat.com/2012/11/29/the-wii-us-processor-and-graphics-speeds-are-slower-than-xbox-360-and-ps-3/

Is the recent news, November 29th

[maks]

I stand corrected, I thought 3ghz was the final number

[juji]

i told hardware is not problem, but runtime is the problem

[xoxo]

You didn't hurt my feelings, you just don't understand how I operate. I feel obligated to be nice to new people, but really I'm just looking for any excuse to hate them and fuck with them constantly because that's fun for me. You gave me the excuse I was looking for, and now you are destined to be hated and reviled by almost everyone else because I'm really good at convincing people to hate who I hate. Just look what I did to stompleb's reputation, he was pretty popular before I set out to destroy him. So good job fucking yourself, next time you're about to make a thread whining that everyone is mean to you try to remember that it's your own damn fault.awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[juji]

Lisa, stop spamming

[xoxo]

lol I can't help it

it's too cute!

[juji]

I reported this post to admins and mods

[xoxo]

I think I will take the time to try and fit that whole quote in my sig

just.... awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[xoxo]

I reported this post to admins and modsLOL

[steveyos]

isn't expensive? you must be a poor

even if it was free, why would I waste my time?

[juji]

even if it was free, why would I waste my time?

i don't see a reason to waste my time, xbox 360 has great games even iwc plays it a lot

[steveyos]

I'm not that into video games dude, I don't know why you haven't figured that out yet

[steveyos]

plus pc has mods, and games today suck without mods


I'm making new areas for fallout new vegas, which sucks on consoles but rules on pc by a mod reason

[steveyos]

my pc was $1200 too

[juji]

my pc was $1200 too

keep lying

[juji]

plus pc has mods, and games today suck without mods


I'm making new areas for fallout new vegas, which sucks on consoles but rules on pc by a mod reason


Only old pc games have mods that you really hate them

[steveyos]

this is why I stopped talking to you

[juji]

this is why I stopped talking to you

It makes no sense

[steveyos]

exactly

[juji]

exactly

did you mean you have a gout?

[steveyos]

yes

[juji]

owned

[steveyos]

the english language

[boobz]

see y'all at fjs

[m0nde]

idc what the developers or the marketing guys say, they're both 3 core PPCs running at 3Ghz but the wii u has 4x as much ram and a better video card, also the system OS runs on a separate ARM cpu while the xbox crams everything into the same chip


Hardware and Graphics aren't problem, but gameplay does


well nintendo has consistently created games that have become instant classics for like 30 years, but that's beside the point when I say 'powerful' I am talking about the hardware and the wii u has better hardware than an xbox 360


i told hardware is not problem, but runtime is the problemidk why elezzzark keeps arguing tangentially in his usual indecipherable manner when the issue is closed and several concrete points have been made refuting what he's said

[doctor remulak]

I am Doctor Remulak.

[juji]

idk why elezzzark keeps arguing tangentially in his usual indecipherable manner when the issue is closed and several concrete points have been made refuting what he's said


i have Wii U SDK

[m0nde]

idk why elezzzark keeps arguing tangentially in his usual indecipherable manner when the issue is closed and several concrete points have been made refuting what he's said


i have Wii U SDKas i said

[juji]

Browinish Self-righteous

[m0nde]

as i've said before, alot of it has to do with the 70% factor

and this is proof, he knows he doesn't make sense and is just spouting off random gibberish to try to look smart

[juji]

I'm sure you don't know anything about software development

[Garfield]

i cant believe i havent posted in this thread yet

[Garfield]

:smug:

[juji]

I'm sure you don't know ANYTHING about software development

[m0nde]

random tangential remark ✓
failed attempt to look smart ✓
still didn't resolve initial question ✓
mad ass hell ✓
----
must be an elezzzark conversation

[Camoron]

tangential

[Camoron]

vis a vis
concordantly

[Gentleman Doli]

random tangential remark ✓
failed attempt to look smart ✓
still didn't resolve initial question ✓
mad ass hell ✓
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must be an elezzzark conversation

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[juji]

http://i.imgur.com/E4FeX.png

[m0nde]

http://gyazo.com/d6c6a3ef46b1b66cf584ea36a10456ed.png

http://i.imgur.com/E4FeX.png

visually deaf?

[juji]

i still see unmarked sentences

[siburke939]

1st in a stocly

[Alsto]

adair, adair, adair
on a sunny beach
i don't count syllables fags

[Dustin]

9bZkp7q19f0

win

[Lisa]

501

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[zlister]

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