So I fucked a hooker...

[KKKody]

:quagmire:

She was cute, 22 years old, and living in a rented room that was like almost as bad as a homeless squat. Apparently this new generation can not fuck worth a damn, because she left half the money i laid on the counter when she left. I just wanted a blowjob for 20 bucks but when she saw my dick she asked if she could sit on it. She said her whole day had been small dick dudes and she wanted to feel a real one. Nobody ever said that to me before. Ima call that bitch again.

[cagordon]

Was her dick bigger than yours

[KKKody]

lol cagpuppies

[cagordon]

He gone

[KKKody]

He gone

did you know i used to be like pretty hot and get a lot of chicks cag. 1994. Depeche mode night

http://i.imgur.com/OL5B0gx.jpg

[lnopia the great]

now youre washed up and bangin grandmas dude what happened

[KKKody]

i got serious with a bitch too young in life and started being really fucking lazy. used to walk everywhere, unless I had a bike that was some but some places I lived a bike wasn't an option because there was no shoulder to ride on and fuck i'm baked. i always figured i'd just bounce right back but somewhere along the way i also became damned near impossible to live with.

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:hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi:





... i think when you pulled your drawers down there was a waft from the skid marks that filled the room. she prolly said to herself, "jebus this guy stinks

like shit. I ain't goin down on that".


you fukin loser codrey.

[KKKody]

:hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi:





... i think when you pulled your drawers down there was a waft from the skid marks that filled the room. she prolly said to herself, "jebus this guy stinks

like shit. I ain't goin down on that".


you fukin loser codrey.

http://i.imgur.com/ddNbi8G.jpg

[cagordon]

:mischief:

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:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::d rool:




http://i.imgur.com/nHXo8vH.gif

[cagordon]

Fuck me marco

[KKKody]

yeah marco do sex to cag in my thread here where nobody ever reads anythninfs

[cagordon]

Marco you beautiful bald beast come and fuck me like daddy did ^__^

[lnopia the great]

well if you became the problem in your life why dont you work to becoming the solution instead

[lnopia the great]

get fit, get laid, get rich

[KKKody]

because i'm lazy

[m0nde]

cordyceps

[lnopia the great]

sad nerd

[KKKody]

yeah monde's life is worse than my life i think

[m0nde]

is cody the last guy left in the herpetarium? lol