Official Rubynet H1Z1 Thread

[rubycalaber]

attention all three people left on this forum, you should to watch the following video to learn why you need to play H1Z1 with us


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gB25mKyIQ8

reasons why it's better than DayZ:
-can steal peoples real life money via intercepting airdrops that cost retards $5 a go
-zero hackers encountered so far
-graphics that don't look like second life
-made by sony online entertainment so has gameplay that actually works
-actually gets updates that fixes real problems every few days
-zombies dont teleport around, phase through walls or hit you from a mile away
-there are several vehicles already and they don't sink into the road at random
-people actually stop and talk to you, thus giving you opportunities to troll them

come play the latest new groundbreaking zombie survival MMO with such a-list internet celebrities as rubycalaber, steven yelle, lisa, teknorat, pjs bf dave, piss jugs and m0nde
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/H1Z1_zpszwybvjnn.jpg~original

if I can find the care I'll update this thread with videos of our shenanigans

[UPGRAYEDD]

Now I feel like I am the only person who doesn't play this game. Guess what, I don't play PC games. Sorry.

[UPGRAYEDD]

If you want to buy me a 4k 70" TV, wireless keyboard and mouse and a gaming controller and an HTPC I'll play with you, but I'm not playing anything on my two year old Acer laptop with a busted scroll wheel button mouse and broken USB ports...

Then even if I get all that expensive shit the game will never work because windows is gay and playing games on a PC is a pain in the ass clusterfuck of updates and patches and fixes and betas and re-releases and dlc and fuck all that. FUCK ALL THAT WORK. Want to come do 24/7 tech support for me? Then I'll play your zombie game that won't even be popular anymore in a month.

[UPGRAYEDD]

On my new gaming HTPC that is awesome now but won't be able to play any game that comes out after it's built.

[m0nde]

that's actually a good game with no assholes other than the guys who steal your pay to win supplies - but you can be that guy. but that light of day or whatever the hell it is that stevey and everyone else is palying sounds much better

[maks]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/news/110314/meredith-baxter-240.jpg