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KKKody
04-01-2015, 11:46 AM
KKKody (http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/member.php?u=663) has reported a post.

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cberry heading to debbies house now to fuck that white bitch in front of rooty's cucked bitch ass

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Post: The Lisa Interview 2: Pathetic Rootypoo + The Lizard Lexicon (mostly Lisa) + should Lisa be herped? (http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49400&p=775524698#post775524698)
Forum: brokedick mountain
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Posted by: rubycalaber (http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/member.php?u=2)
Original Content:
april fools! the april fools is that this thread's title might lead you to believe that it is a satirical joke on the state of the forums, but it's not, it's real

here is a phone call I paid £30 for where me and tek chat to the woman this forum revolves around: lisa, the first 20 minutes are discussing what a pathetic cuck rootbeer is (CONFIRMED that he spent $30,000 USD because teknorat trolled him into thinking he was going to fuck lisa, his parents had to call the police because he was racing his car around town crying about lisa, he got so upset on webcam that he had to ask lisa to baby talk to him, and much more cuckoldry) and climaxes with AUDIO OF LISA PISSING and there's a bonus 10 minutes at the end of lisa getting triggered by tek and talking about my massive cock while she doesnt know I'm there, you might also hear gunshots throughout which is either teknorat shooting bogans irl or me playing battlefield: hardline, tune in in several years time to listen to an all audio let's play of that game since fraps wouldnt work with it, I havnt looked into shadowplay yet and it's 10 hours long so I cant be fucked editing it anytime soon, on and the title is a play on "electric boogaloo" if you... if you didn't catch that...

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/PatheticRootypoo.mp3 (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/PatheticRootypoo.mp3)

next up is a sort of personal writing aid I had been putting together where I compiled a list of all the bizarre turns of phrase and incorrect word usage you see lizards using (which of course is mostly lisa) to help me when making fun of lizards in my various megathread projects that'll never get released and then I realized this list itself is funnier than what I'd write with it's help so I might as well just post it, at the bottom I started writing a definition of lizardness and I ended up writing basically a wikipedia article on lizards so check that out if you have autism like me

http://www.freewebs.com/rubycalaber/lizardlexicon.htm (http://www.freewebs.com/rubycalaber/lizardlexicon.htm)

tune in next week my first DayZ thread, don't worry, lisa's in that too!