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Shake It Brother
12-24-2012, 03:42 PM
as many of you have been aware, me (gush) and tim have been enjoying a newfound love

but tim decided to disregard this by fucking a worthless german whore on the side

you think after all he's gone through he'd learn something, but tim is simply incapable no matter what you do to him

tim like everything else that's happened to him has only brought this on hismelf

but for everyone else,

BARRY CHRISTMAS!

http://i.imgur.com/nLMo2.jpg
http://gyazo.com/db8b2c94ca374624110105cb4ef3dcec.png
http://i.imgur.com/TZpJn.jpg

maks
12-24-2012, 03:45 PM
barry has a pretty bad case of peyronies

Gentleman Doli
12-24-2012, 03:46 PM
Lol

Gentleman Doli
12-24-2012, 03:46 PM
Tim you fuckeing retard ahahahahaha

Desolation
12-24-2012, 03:47 PM
Our angel returns - a Christmas miracle!

Gentleman Doli
12-24-2012, 03:47 PM
Tims hole is damaged

Gentleman Doli
12-24-2012, 03:51 PM
STEIGH TOONT...... MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

maks
12-24-2012, 03:53 PM
sounds like maybe it's his girlfriend's hole that is damaged, fucking him must be like stuffing the handle end of a cane in there

maks
12-24-2012, 03:54 PM
at least he's wearing men's underwear now

sex with dead people
12-24-2012, 04:16 PM
I wonder if is mom realizes she sometimes sits in her son's jizz when she uses the computer?

blumpkin blownuts
12-24-2012, 04:21 PM
lmao as soon as i saw the subject i knew what kindof thread this was gonna be
ahhhhhhahahahahah why would someone jerk off onto animes

blumpkin blownuts
12-24-2012, 04:22 PM
barry you broke her heart tapping that squarehead otherwise im sure she would've kept your disgusting pics secret

blumpkin blownuts
12-24-2012, 04:23 PM
good job helixdick

Desolation
12-24-2012, 06:01 PM
Look at that fucking dick

Camoron
12-24-2012, 11:13 PM
barrys dick? yawn

give us sometihng we havent sene before... like his hole.

elezzark
12-25-2012, 12:18 AM
:XD:

clay
12-25-2012, 12:22 AM
his dick looks like a mexicans thumb in the first picture

timmy
12-25-2012, 01:04 AM
thanks gush <3

timmy
12-25-2012, 01:05 AM
did you actually get angry that i jackhammered a german chick's birth canal?

timmy
12-25-2012, 01:06 AM
women cant live with em cant live without em MERRTY CRISMAS EVERTYONBE

maks
12-25-2012, 01:12 AM
barry for your christmas gift I named one of my chickens after you

timmy
12-25-2012, 01:23 AM
hope it has a healthy happy life and is given water

maks
12-25-2012, 01:25 AM
:goodone:

DrHundos
12-25-2012, 02:29 AM
thanks cam i look in my skype inbox and see am essage from you and i think 'here will be something good for me, something i might enjoy' and then click it and get taken here

you fucking nigger homo why do you send me gay shit like this? im not a fucking fqueer you goddamn iddiot how many times do i have to say it?

cberry
12-25-2012, 06:45 AM
i do not like them sam i am
i do not like green cum and ham

Shake It Brother
12-25-2012, 09:18 AM
http://gyazo.com/cd443720425e5d4bcf3b49192b8fb613.png?1356452270

timmy
12-25-2012, 09:20 AM
idk why you removing me bothers me but thats just me, heres a treat merry christmas happy new year
http://i.imgur.com/IM7Yc.png
http://i.imgur.com/kGdQ2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MdDCz.png
http://i.imgur.com/1ELTR.png
try not to put too much makeup and fake tan on it makes you look liek a whore

Shake It Brother
12-25-2012, 09:22 AM
remember how you found it painful to write out my name lmao

timmy
12-25-2012, 09:23 AM
diggin those pics?

cberry
12-25-2012, 09:26 AM
i like how i always come back to this place at the right times

timmy
12-25-2012, 09:28 AM
cant put a date on it but i got a special surprise for everyone in maybe 2-3 weeks from now, p sure it will be a good thread but im really busy atm

Shake It Brother
12-25-2012, 09:31 AM
maybe tim you'll someday learn that your reaction is as childish as can be, you won't find anyone like me anytime soon who's willing to put what happened behind us in the past

Shake It Brother
12-25-2012, 09:31 AM
i will always find your 5 year old grasp on reality adorable however

timmy
12-25-2012, 09:37 AM
grasp on reality?
dude i knew it was all a joke and i was certain you would do this again but what more could you do than show my dick again? 2/3 of those pics have been posted on dg way before you got them.

timmy
12-25-2012, 09:39 AM
and find another girl like you, what are you even saying?
implying im looking for anything other than meaningless sex im not even 30 why would i care about that shit i just wanted to see your ass nuff said

Camoron
12-25-2012, 09:41 AM
reverse troll psychology

Camoron
12-25-2012, 09:43 AM
http://i.imgur.com/1ELTR.png
try not to put too much makeup and fake tan on it makes you look liek a whore

why would you photoshop tjhat pic to have a dick in it why not the one where shes actually sticking her tongue out you moron

timmy
12-25-2012, 09:45 AM
coming from a john cena fan

sex with dead people
12-25-2012, 09:47 AM
Is there anything you haven't jerked off to?

Camoron
12-25-2012, 09:48 AM
john cena is a very talented guy and doesnt deserve all the hate he gets but im not a fan of his

timmy
12-25-2012, 09:49 AM
sounjds like you secretly gay for cena

sex with dead people
12-25-2012, 09:56 AM
Have you jerked off on pics of cena as well?

maks
12-25-2012, 10:06 AM
and find another girl like you, what are you even saying?
implying im looking for anything other than meaningless sex im not even 30 why would i care about that shit i just wanted to see your ass nuff said

this is a healthy attitude, barry has come a long way since 2009

maks
12-25-2012, 10:08 AM
i like how i always come back to this place at the right times

there's no wrong time my brown friend

Desolation
12-25-2012, 10:10 AM
gush I got these for Christmas and thought of you:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e3b1ab456ce737e7148130e02c0bac7/tumblr_mewh4ezyjz1qea8j0o1_1280.png

Gentleman Doli
12-25-2012, 10:13 AM
Merry Christmas from YTMNSFW.

Here were a bucnh of retards arguing about who pwnewd who on the day of our dear savors birth (lo.l yea fucking right im an atheist [said with irony] {said with another layter of irony}] have some respeect

maks
12-25-2012, 10:15 AM
sempron? there's a guy named after amd's bargain basement chip?

lnopia the great
12-25-2012, 10:49 AM
barry trolling gushes emotions looks like this is a barry christmas after all

sex with dead people
12-25-2012, 11:03 AM
wtf is wrong with kids these days? when i was barry's age, we played with our nintendo/sega games or got drunk and woke up in random places. we didn't print out pics of gook cartoons and jerk off all over them, nor did we take pics of the jizz soaked pics to post them on the internet.

juji
12-25-2012, 11:43 AM
Old news

juji
12-25-2012, 11:55 AM
Wait, did gush say he has german whore? Probably germans are better than dutch whores

juji
12-25-2012, 01:59 PM
idk why you removing me bothers me but thats just me, heres a treat merry christmas happy new year
http://i.imgur.com/IM7Yc.png
http://i.imgur.com/kGdQ2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MdDCz.png
http://i.imgur.com/1ELTR.png
try not to put too much makeup and fake tan on it makes you look liek a whore
I have some question

Does she charge sex for 10 $ per hour?
Does she like anal sex?
Does she swallow cum?
Is she a jewish whore like Angelica Ashley?

cberry
12-26-2012, 12:17 AM
john cena is a very talented guy and doesnt deserve all the hate he gets but im not a fan of his
how can you even say this

youre such a cena mark its downright shameful

cberry
12-26-2012, 12:18 AM
there's no wrong time my brown friend

june-august 2012 just seemed like a very bad time for this forum

cberry
12-26-2012, 12:19 AM
we're about to go onto our 6th or 7th year of knowing each other i think its time we settle down and have kids

blumpkin blownuts
12-26-2012, 12:06 PM
june-august 2012 just seemed like a very bad time for this forum

how come? i wasn't here for most of it or september either

juji
12-26-2012, 05:04 PM
we're about to go onto our 6th or 7th year of knowing each other i think its time we settle down and have kids

Influences

boobz
12-26-2012, 05:19 PM
2012 wouldn;t be right if it was just a lizard year. so glad to see gush vs tim v3.0
to all the fucktard lizards here: you weren't here when this went down so fuck off

boobz
12-26-2012, 05:22 PM
I'm actually not worried about tim at all. He's a big boy, he can fuck who he wants. I'm more worried about what this thread will do to elz. Mentally unfit people shouldn't get back on the gush killing tangent I guess.

Shake It Brother
12-27-2012, 03:57 PM
bump

lnopia the great
12-27-2012, 04:09 PM
2012 wouldn;t be right if it was just a lizard year. so glad to see gush vs tim v3.0
to all the fucktard lizards here: you weren't here when this went down so fuck off

nice join date

m0nde
12-27-2012, 04:12 PM
every day is christmas in australia

Gentleman Doli
12-27-2012, 04:26 PM
bump

Thank you for the bump

juji
12-27-2012, 04:56 PM
I'm actually not worried about tim at all. He's a big boy, he can fuck who he wants. I'm more worried about what this thread will do to elz. Mentally unfit people shouldn't get back on the gush killing tangent I guess.

Why do you even worry to elz?

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 06:03 PM
yeah boobz worry to yourself :mischief:

rubycalaber
12-27-2012, 09:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/MdDCz.png

oh god heidiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :fap:

juji
12-27-2012, 09:34 PM
Yeah, Heidi is trying to be a chola

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 09:56 PM
ruby did you get resurrected like what always happens to me?

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 09:57 PM
<-- uses infinite lives cheat irl

boobz
12-27-2012, 09:59 PM
nice join date

thanks bru

boobz
12-27-2012, 10:00 PM
im about to celebrate a very special 2,000 post count rubynet post

boobz
12-27-2012, 10:00 PM
here it comes. prepare the thread page

boobz
12-27-2012, 10:00 PM
almost cumming

boobz
12-27-2012, 10:00 PM
1 more!!!

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 10:14 PM
cant believe you've really posted 2000x whatta nolifer

rubycalaber
12-27-2012, 10:18 PM
ruby did you get resurrected like what always happens to me?

I got to the gates of heaven and saint peter looked at the piece of parchment detailing my life so he could decide if I would go to heaven or hell but it was blank and he was like oh huh appears here you had no life at all there must have been some mistake and sent me back to earth

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 10:24 PM
i always get the "there's been some sort of mistake" treatment
i have a dweller on the threshold i have to kill before i'm granted eternal slumber

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 10:24 PM
i always get the "there's been some sort of mistake" treatment
i have a dweller on the threshold i have to kill before i'm granted eternal slumber

maks
12-27-2012, 10:40 PM
bob always get the 'post everything twice in a row' treatment

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 10:49 PM
its because this forum lags like fuckin crazy for me this time of night. no other websites im at are doing that

maks
12-27-2012, 10:58 PM
when it asks 'do you want to leave this page' say no then close the tab

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 11:04 PM
thx, will do

plusle riot
12-28-2012, 04:54 AM
Our angel returns - a Christmas miracle!

it's a Festivus miracle!



we're about to go onto our 6th or 7th year of knowing each other i think its time we settle down and have kids

ya let's turn into alol and have forum baby dramas and talk about radiohead


2012 wouldn;t be right if it was just a lizard year. so glad to see gush vs tim v3.0
to all the fucktard lizards here: you weren't here when this went down so fuck off

you weren't even involved. 2012/13 boobz still trying to fit in

rubycalaber
12-28-2012, 05:17 AM
He's a big boy

FOR YOU!

Lisa Claus
02-01-2013, 01:07 AM
yes thanks for the PM Gush

I did mis this because on xmas I awoke in hospital after my 30 year old stunt double brother bashed me... then after being discharged I was wondering the streets of Sydney where I met my x b/f who I was probably fucking at the time of this topic

Mind you you do seem to be the only other woman of any intelligence in this forum and you should post more

as you may well know I have left this forum... I'm really good at leaving forums, I think I left EMINEM.COM about 2,000 times in my 11 years of posting there

so yeah... I left this forum

juji
02-01-2013, 01:31 AM
Why gush doesn't post here anymore because she got bad real reputation?

There no way to convert her as good girl

Lisa Claus
02-01-2013, 01:37 AM
well I just got a pm from her

right before you sent me one juji

I replied by the way, to your pm juji fruit cakes

steveyos
02-01-2013, 01:42 AM
IMPORTANT!

is that really her body or is her head shopped on? my fucking god Almighty who isn't real her body is naturallyyperfeft if its hers I know she don't do no sit ups and downs but clearly she don't have to

timmy
02-01-2013, 01:44 AM
idk what youre on about perfect, shes using fake tan, her shoulders are too square, her lips are swollen like angelina jolie, her calf muscles are too thick they should be a lot thinner, she hasnt got a flat stomach, and her hips barely stick out its like a mans hips

timmy
02-01-2013, 01:45 AM
ive fucked women with better bodies

juji
02-01-2013, 01:45 AM
idk what youre on about perfect, shes using fake tan, her shoulders are too square, her lips are swollen like angelina jolie, her calf muscles are too thick they should be a lot thinner, she hasnt got a flat stomach, and her hips barely stick out its like a mans hips

compare to another gush's body pic

timmy
02-01-2013, 01:46 AM
she looks like she put on weight in all the wrong places

timmy
02-01-2013, 01:46 AM
a real shaem

steveyos
02-01-2013, 01:47 AM
you tell her I said if she ever has an emergency and needs someone to go down on her either/or preferably or I'm her guy

juji
02-01-2013, 01:48 AM
I wish you have collected all gushes pics

steveyos
02-01-2013, 01:48 AM
I really doubt it's her body it can't be or it is shopped

Lisa Claus
02-01-2013, 01:48 AM
Tim

you are not hotter than Gush

and no hot woman with options is ever going to fuck you

you're like a joke to women

steveyos
02-01-2013, 01:49 AM
her pics aren't worth saving if they're from the neck up

juji
02-01-2013, 01:49 AM
I really doubt it's her body it can't be or it is shopped

Real body, Gush likes to pretend to be a chola

steveyos
02-01-2013, 01:52 AM
I would lick her ass until the homeless cows come home

steveyos
02-01-2013, 01:52 AM
if it was an emergency

juji
02-01-2013, 02:02 AM
I would lick her ass until the homeless cows come home

like this?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8whx6464F1rtkspso1_1280.jpg

Shake It Brother
02-01-2013, 05:11 PM
oh btw everyone, i'm sure you've all noticed me online at times these past several weeks, usually in barry related threads

its a lil experiment of mine to see how often barry would be watching my activity- i have at times reopened some threads to reread them, but most of the time i've just kept them open for hours to see how barry would react (and sometimes just briefly)

he almost without fail has been pming me every time he notices me online, even the times when i'm briefly doing so

in fact.... the last two of these came about when i had been online for probably less than 15 seconds:

http://gyazo.com/1f20cfc79901a7f2691979351626cf61.png?1359763509
http://gyazo.com/005f60eb979e68ed09266de29e95e830.png?1359763535
http://gyazo.com/2a7514aac9696d36d8b2962a51e92587.png?1359763555
http://gyazo.com/d1387a4ac7ec2baf55e6cb1452ced440.png?1359763582
http://gyazo.com/ae62734b91d254a86f32beb78a584dfc.png?1359763600
http://gyazo.com/5e39a7685737157008aba09afa0040dc.png?1359763640
http://gyazo.com/27ecce60b9397e02434f455edf2f9f85.png
(i took these last 2 the moment i got them, but i like the last one better w/ the koala bears)

so yeah tim, gj on letting yourself get trolled while i barely lift a finger lmao

Lisa Claus
02-01-2013, 05:17 PM
oh btw everyone, i'm sure you've all noticed me online at times these past several weeks, usually in barry related threads

its a lil experiment of mine to see how often barry would be watching my activity- i have at times reopened some threads to reread them, but most of the time i've just kept them open for hours to see how barry would react (and sometimes just briefly)

he almost without fail has been pming me every time he notices me online, even the times when i'm briefly doing so

in fact.... the last two of these came about when i had been online for probably less than 15 seconds:

http://gyazo.com/1f20cfc79901a7f2691979351626cf61.png?1359763509
http://gyazo.com/005f60eb979e68ed09266de29e95e830.png?1359763535
http://gyazo.com/2a7514aac9696d36d8b2962a51e92587.png?1359763555
http://gyazo.com/d1387a4ac7ec2baf55e6cb1452ced440.png?1359763582
http://gyazo.com/ae62734b91d254a86f32beb78a584dfc.png?1359763600
http://gyazo.com/5e39a7685737157008aba09afa0040dc.png?1359763640
http://gyazo.com/27ecce60b9397e02434f455edf2f9f85.png
(i took these last 2 the moment i got them, but i like the last one better w/ the koala bears)

so yeah tim, gj on letting yourself get trolled while i barely lift a finger lmaoLOL!

Babe. He is a fucking retarded headcase... but you already know this.

Lisa Claus
02-01-2013, 07:05 PM
And you know Gush, I wouldn't worry so much if I were you about his imagined sexual adventures with hairy butt faced german women

Tim has never had a g/f in his life, the closest thing to a g/f Tim has ever had is an actual chicken that he named after you... mind you you might also like to consider that there is a pretty good reason for that... he's not what any woman would call a catch.

m0nde
02-01-2013, 07:07 PM
why are there all tehse posts about timmy in this thread?

Lisa Claus
02-01-2013, 08:01 PM
why are there all tehse posts about timmy in this thread?because this is a topic about Tim and his harassment of Gush you fucking idiot

better question... why are half the fucking threads in this retard forum about me?

juji
02-01-2013, 08:05 PM
I don't get but im pretty sure gush is wasting of time


Gush and Lisa are friends... weird

juji
02-01-2013, 08:05 PM
I don't get but im pretty sure gush is wasting of time


Gush and Lisa are friends... weird

m0nde
02-01-2013, 08:06 PM
because this is a topic about Tim and his harassment of Gush you fucking idiot

better question... why are half the fucking threads in this retard forum about me?you've missed the point yet again. i'm asking why this topic exists at all.

Lisa Claus
02-01-2013, 08:10 PM
I don't get but im pretty sure gush is wasting of time


Gush and Lisa are friends... weirdoh yeah we've posted a couple of times in the same forum so we must be best friends right?

Because that's what you base what you call "friends" on isn't it juji?

m0nde
02-01-2013, 08:12 PM
lol

juji
02-01-2013, 08:13 PM
Gush acts like a puppet, i don't recognize her emotions, why should consider her as friend?

Lisa Claus
02-01-2013, 08:15 PM
you've missed the point yet again. i'm asking why this topic exists at all.oh of course you're totally right m0nde

a woman should totally come here, take all the harassment and garbage from fuckhead losers and not even ever make one topic showing what kind of shit they get repeatedly from morons like you just from even LOGGING INTO this forum. How dare she make a topic about the shit she is constantly harassed with from losers who couldn;t get a g/f if their life depended on it. Hell she should not even log on at all so you fucking sick joke excuse for humans can sit around and deleude yourselves that yet another woman who no longer wants anything to do with you couple of fucking losers in this forum actually ever liked you and how much you miss them.

You have no idea how utterly replusive you are to any woman.

You are pathetic and so is Tim.

m0nde
02-01-2013, 08:23 PM
compare to another gush's body picelezzzark do you dream about multiple gushes?

m0nde
02-01-2013, 08:26 PM
more shit she's spewing without knowing the whole storyyou really think you know what happened

you need to go take your meds

gush baited 2 of the weakest simpering morons on the forum: bob hugs and barryshithead and had them spill their guts to her and give her pics of themselves while being coached by iwascruel and later clay and oleander.

you're projecting your general hate for men brought on by your early rape and later bashings by all the men you've had relationships with on the situation. please stop making it about yourself.

timmy
02-01-2013, 08:35 PM
oh btw everyone, i'm sure you've all noticed me online at times these past several weeks, usually in barry related threads

its a lil experiment of mine to see how often barry would be watching my activity- i have at times reopened some threads to reread them, but most of the time i've just kept them open for hours to see how barry would react (and sometimes just briefly)

he almost without fail has been pming me every time he notices me online, even the times when i'm briefly doing so

in fact.... the last two of these came about when i had been online for probably less than 15 seconds:

http://gyazo.com/1f20cfc79901a7f2691979351626cf61.png?1359763509
http://gyazo.com/005f60eb979e68ed09266de29e95e830.png?1359763535
http://gyazo.com/2a7514aac9696d36d8b2962a51e92587.png?1359763555
http://gyazo.com/d1387a4ac7ec2baf55e6cb1452ced440.png?1359763582
http://gyazo.com/ae62734b91d254a86f32beb78a584dfc.png?1359763600
http://gyazo.com/5e39a7685737157008aba09afa0040dc.png?1359763640
http://gyazo.com/27ecce60b9397e02434f455edf2f9f85.png
(i took these last 2 the moment i got them, but i like the last one better w/ the koala bears)

so yeah tim, gj on letting yourself get trolled while i barely lift a finger lmao

you literally need a hobby you autismal fuck

timmy
02-01-2013, 08:37 PM
shake it brother isnt gush its ooble im telling you guys it is NOT gush its jujst that fag fro malol who loves roxtoyz and im gay so im not even slightly boithered by that

timmy
02-01-2013, 08:37 PM
or maybe it IS gus because they got upset when i dissed gus's body :hmm:

timmy
02-01-2013, 08:38 PM
welp i dont care either way im gonna go raw dog some canadian this weekend thanks brah

m0nde
02-01-2013, 08:39 PM
i like your use of the word "autismal"

timmy
02-01-2013, 08:42 PM
you really think you know what happened

you need to go take your meds

gush baited 2 of the weakest simpering morons on the forum: bob hugs and barryshithead and had them spill their guts to her and give her pics of themselves while being coached by iwascruel and later clay and oleander.

you're projecting your general hate for men brought on by your early rape and later bashings by all the men you've had relationships with on the situation. please stop making it about yourself.
:tarantino: yes i am weak to women:mischief: that dont have ugly heads like lisa

maks
02-01-2013, 09:20 PM
barry if you keep fucking random girls without a condom you're going to knock one of them up and it's going to ruin your life and I'm going to laugh at you

Shake It Brother
02-01-2013, 09:26 PM
i'm gush

Shake It Brother
02-01-2013, 09:29 PM
barry seems to think knowing about roxtoyz (the biggest poster on alol) means i'm not gush and must be ooble (it's actually b/c i'm friends with reno and ole, the latter being the alol admin)

maks
02-01-2013, 09:36 PM
ok i understand you dont love me the way i love you, but your behavior is simply unacceptable. its fucking obvious you are in love with ole because he tries so hard to look intellegent but nar, he's actually the biggest faggot on the forum. look im sorry i know you didnt ask for this but i just have to let you know that ole is a complete asshole and he wouldnt treat you right (even if he wasnt gay (hes a faggot )).

timmy
02-01-2013, 09:38 PM
i named my chicken after you

maks
02-01-2013, 09:51 PM
BUCK B-GOK!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/HeidiTheChicken.jpg

syncan aka ken post jr
02-01-2013, 09:53 PM
fake gush is somehow more vapid then real gush

timmy
02-01-2013, 10:01 PM
yea, theyre pretty boring.

juji
02-01-2013, 11:03 PM
i'm gush

Do i bother her in steam to prove gush is Shake It Brother?

maks
02-01-2013, 11:08 PM
I'm gush

Lisa Claus
02-01-2013, 11:36 PM
ok so my number is now circulating

Tim just calls me and says, "Is your refrigerator running?"

I say "yeah, who is this?"

says his name is bill, then says I need to catch my refrigerator.

blumpkin blownuts
02-02-2013, 12:34 AM
you know you're responsible for everything that fridge does while it's loose

Lisa Claus
02-02-2013, 04:27 AM
you know you're responsible for everything that fridge does while it's looselol

I can't believe how fucking lame Tim is

blumpkin blownuts
02-02-2013, 02:29 PM
you're just mad you fell for it hook line and sinker. it's seriously the world's oldest phone prank

he was all liek "Is your refrigerator running?"
and you were like "Ummmmmmm... yeah?" like you had to think about it for a sec ahahahahah
and i fucking died partly because of the australian accents and also because nobody has managed to pull that prank off completely since the 70's

sex with dead people
02-02-2013, 02:59 PM
barry seems to think knowing about roxtoyz (the biggest poster on alol) means i'm not gush and must be ooble (it's actually b/c i'm friends with reno and ole, the latter being the alol admin)

Sorry but alol sucks pretty bad and you should be ashamed if you post there.

Lexi Persimmons
02-02-2013, 03:04 PM
I would fuck your lusious lips.http://i.imgur.com/l8EVRlN.jpg

Lisa Claus
02-02-2013, 04:46 PM
you're just mad you fell for it hook line and sinker. it's seriously the world's oldest phone prank

he was all liek "Is your refrigerator running?"
and you were like "Ummmmmmm... yeah?" like you had to think about it for a sec ahahahahah
and i fucking died partly because of the australian accents and also because nobody has managed to pull that prank off completely since the 70'sdid you note my post about it here literally 2 mins after the call?

blumpkin blownuts
02-02-2013, 04:51 PM
i heard the call live
you really sounded depressed

Lisa Claus
02-02-2013, 04:57 PM
i heard the call live
you really sounded depressed

I was and usually am

I had also just woken up from a nightmare

blumpkin blownuts
02-02-2013, 05:21 PM
what's to be depressed about other than being a stoner and falling in love with junkies

Lisa Claus
02-02-2013, 05:28 PM
what is there not to be depressed about?

Lisa Claus
02-02-2013, 05:29 PM
don;t worry

I'm on buckets of anti-depressants

blumpkin blownuts
02-02-2013, 05:35 PM
ssri/snri are shit drugs, i'm only still taking the ones i take now because combined they do absolutely nothing, whereas taking them separately or taking the ones i had in college make me hostile, or paranoid, or overly cocky, or zombified

i can still get TCAs on my own, but i'd have to tell my psychiatrist about it and she would freak

Lisa Claus
02-02-2013, 05:40 PM
ssri/snri are shit drugs, i'm only still taking the ones i take now because combined they do absolutely nothing, whereas taking them separately or taking the ones i had in college make me hostile, or paranoid, or overly cocky, or zombified

i can still get TCAs on my own, but i'd have to tell my psychiatrist about it and she would freakI'm on duloxetine HCL

changed to that from mirtazapine, was put on mirtazapine when I had dwindled away to 43kgs, wasn't eating, wasn't sleeping

then 20 kgs later and heavier I switched to Cymbalta which is a weight neutral anti-depressant..... weight just dropped away back to normal

blumpkin blownuts
02-02-2013, 05:44 PM
cymbalta is a terrible drug

Lisa Claus
02-02-2013, 05:45 PM
cymbalta is a terrible drugwhy?

aside from the fact it seems to have little effect

blumpkin blownuts
02-02-2013, 05:55 PM
it's notorious for causing paranoid delusions and aural hallucinations, though maybe only in people who already have a proclivity towards schizoid or bipolar behaviors

timmy
02-02-2013, 06:00 PM
so its lisas medication that makes her schizo and think things arent what they seem :hmm:

Lisa Claus
02-02-2013, 06:01 PM
it's notorious for causing paranoid delusions and aural hallucinations, though maybe only in people who already have a proclivity towards schizoid or bipolar behaviorsyeah I'm not schizoid or bipolar (Tim is bipolar... not autistic)

If anything I have Borderline Personality disorder

Cymbalta does not cause me to have paranoid delusions or aural hallucinations... if anything it helps me not care about such experiences

timmy
02-02-2013, 06:01 PM
pretty sure shes the kind of woman to stab a man to death

timmy
02-02-2013, 06:02 PM
wow lisa first youre asking me 100 times if i have bipolar now youre straight up accusing me of having bipolar amazing stuff tell me more

m0nde
02-02-2013, 06:03 PM
self-diagnosed

timmy
02-02-2013, 06:03 PM
:rofl:

Lisa Claus
02-02-2013, 06:10 PM
wow lisa first youre asking me 100 times if i have bipolar now youre straight up accusing me of having bipolar amazing stuff tell me moreunlike you I'm not an uneducated half-wit

you are definately bipolar, no question at all

timmy
02-02-2013, 06:13 PM
unlike you I'm not an uneducated half-wit

you are definately bipolar, no question at all

youre :projecting:

you arent a psychologist you retard. also why were you raging the fuc kout on tinychat and then a minute later youre cackling hysterically why dont you go to a professional and get help you clearly have something that is really bothering you you need some help and you need to get your life back together.

get your shit togetehr grouch

Lisa Claus
02-02-2013, 06:21 PM
youre :projecting:

you arent a psychologist you retard. also why were you raging the fuc kout on tinychat and then a minute later youre cackling hysterically why dont you go to a professional and get help you clearly have something that is really bothering you you need some help and you need to get your life back together.

get your shit togetehr grouchI've studied 2 years of psychology at university

and unlike you I know how to study without the aid of a shortcourse TAFE teacher and do my own

You're bipolar... there is absolutely no question about that

again you not intellectually capable of undertsanding irony and the use of "projection"

in fact I suspect that projection smiley was added to this forum solely because of you and your constant projections

timmy
02-02-2013, 06:24 PM
youre literally retarded lisa.

go on, tell me why again flag isnt responsible for helping you backstabbing your friend for you, and how he isnt responsible for posting child porn.

Lisa Claus
02-02-2013, 06:37 PM
Tim who are you trying to convince of this desperate rubbish?

and the irony of you posting in this thread where all we can see is your pathetic obsessive harassment of Gush and backstabbing

timmy
02-02-2013, 06:39 PM
you, because you act and think with your emotions, you believe what you want to believe, youre literally retarded.

you saying its not flags fault for LITERALLY POSTING CHILD PORN WHICH IS AGAINST THE LAW and that he is innocent for BREAKING THE LAW THAT YOU AND FLAG ARE NOT ABOVE is like... pretty retarded of you... it shows taht you think with your emotions... you defend him because you like him so much, like he was your husband or something, you are not thinking stragith its really fucked up thinking thats probably got you where you are right njow in your shitty life.

timmy
02-02-2013, 06:40 PM
and then later on you are UNINTELLIGENT enough to post plugdrug's real name and get your BEST FRIEND to dox your LOVE OF YOUR LIFE and the nyou TURN AROUND AND SAY ITS NOT FLAGS FAULT HE IS RETARDED HE GOT TRICKED:troll: you are literally the most pathetic, disgusting, dumb, illogical addict clown ass retard.

sex with dead people
02-03-2013, 11:46 AM
I guarantee that looney bitch gets some sort of disability check and lives off of welfare. She's not fit for society anymore.

Lisa Claus
02-03-2013, 03:34 PM
You'd have to be a retard not to know it was backstabber maks

And Tim is living proof of this point

timmy
02-03-2013, 11:20 PM
ah yes marks is responsible for flaglerchat's actions you got me there.
oh and hes also responsible for you telling the entire forum plug drugs first name :smug: retard

timmy
02-03-2013, 11:20 PM
lisa is clearly not fit to teach

Lisa Claus
02-03-2013, 11:24 PM
Tim

I am highly qualified and can teach anytime I feel like registering again

just don;t feel like right now, see unlike you I've had an actual life and actual experiences... you do not understand what life and life experiences means

the decision is certainly not made by some fucking bipolar half-wit who has never had a job in his life and never even moved out of his parent's home and who's highest qualification is a pass in a TAFE short course

get a fucking life first, because yours is by far the most pathetic in this forum and that is saying something

m0nde
02-03-2013, 11:27 PM
would you get hired again? is there a market for teachers with your skills and would they hire someone younger than you, right out of teachers college instead?

i think they would stay away from some mentally ill person who has been away from the teaching scene on welfare and odd jobs

idk, just something to think about

maks
02-03-2013, 11:29 PM
ah yes marks is responsible for flaglerchat's actions you got me there.
oh and hes also responsible for you telling the entire forum plug drugs first name :smug: retard

I'm to blame for pretty much everything, she sure is focused on me glad I don't live in australia or I might have to shoot this bitch when she psychoed up to my door to exact revenge for all the injustices she suffered before I ever even met her

timmy
02-03-2013, 11:31 PM
I'm to blame for pretty much everything, she sure is focused on me glad I don't live in australia or I might have to shoot this bitch when she psychoed up to my door to exact revenge for all the injustices she suffered before I ever even met her

lmao im pretty sure she wants to kill me too because she is loopy. she pretends she has connections and that she can find out where i live lmao.

m0nde
02-03-2013, 11:35 PM
well as i said, timmy lives in wollongong

now watch him rage out again

timmy
02-03-2013, 11:36 PM
well as i said, timmy lives in wollongong

now watch him rage out again

fuk off you niggerface go pray at your dogs grave

Lisa Claus
02-03-2013, 11:38 PM
would you get hired again? is there a market for teachers with your skills and would they hire someone younger than you, right out of teachers college instead?

i think they would stay away from some mentally ill person who has been away from the teaching scene on welfare and odd jobs

idk, just something to think aboutwell I'm not mentally ill

I was teaching in 2011 before I moved to where I am now and stopped teaching

I have the option to go back to teaching anytime I like because I already have the qualifications, very high qualifications for a teacher, have a clear criminal check and already have experience in teaching.

Thing is it is totally up to me and not some losers on a forum who have never worked hard enough to give themselves any real options

m0nde
02-03-2013, 11:38 PM
lisa is goinog to send her bogan ex boyfriend to wollongong to find you timmy

boobz
02-03-2013, 11:39 PM
i feel like i've just skimmed over the most recent forum draaama and i have no idea nor do i care

m0nde
02-03-2013, 11:40 PM
boobz, how far do you live from wollongong?

Lisa Claus
02-03-2013, 11:40 PM
well as i said, timmy lives in wollongong

now watch him rage out againyeah

I just got another phone call from Tim

=\

he is such a moron... it was a joke... he wasa dickhead and sounded very angry... I think he's hitting another low with his bipolar

why is this loser even calling me?

Lisa Claus
02-03-2013, 11:42 PM
lisa is goinog to send her bogan ex boyfriend to wollongong to find you timmyhe's not a bogan

he's a university lecturer when they call him in

but he does have a lot of spare time on his hands and a tendency to get very jealous

m0nde
02-03-2013, 11:42 PM
just stop fighting and pretending you don't want to fuck him

strap the rusted hulk of a car on your lawn to a wallaby and have it pull you to wollongong

m0nde
02-03-2013, 11:43 PM
he's not a bogan

he's a university lecturer when they call him in

but he does have a lot of spare time on his hands and a tendency to get very jealousthen why the fuck is he going out with a bogan lilke you?

maks
02-03-2013, 11:44 PM
lmao im pretty sure she wants to kill me too because she is loopy. she pretends she has connections and that she can find out where i live lmao.

get a handgun just in case, don't underestimate the crazy

Lisa Claus
02-03-2013, 11:57 PM
then why the fuck is he going out with a bogan lilke you?well I'm not actually a bipolar bogan who's highest qualification is a pass in a short TAFE course who still lives at home with his parents for free shelter and food well into adulthood

I'm a highly educated person who's travelled much more extensively and has much more life experience than Tim who you seem to be getting me mixed up with when you use the term "bogan"

Lisa Claus
02-04-2013, 12:00 AM
get a handgun just in case, don't underestimate the crazyI agree

I think bipolar Tim should get a gun

When it comes to violence, nearly every figure suggests that increased presence of guns correlates with higher levels of injury and death. Homicide rates among the US population between 15 and 24 years of age are 14 times higher than those in most other industrialized nations. Children from 5 to 14 years old are 11 times more likely to be killed in an accidental shooting. Within the US, areas with high gun ownership have higher rates of these problems. And, for every accidental death, Hemenway cites research that indicates 10 more incidents are sufficient to send someone to the emergency room. Suicides are more likely to be successful when guns are involved, even though most people who survive such an attempt don't generally try a second time.

Worse still, using a gun in self-defense is extremely rare (most instances involve using a gun to defend against animals): studies place defensive gun use at about one percent in home invasions and 0.1 percent in sexual assaults. Moreover, police reports suggest a lot of these uses involved inappropriate use of the gun.

Summing matters up, Hemenway notes that a number of surveys have found that a gun kept at home is far more likely to be used in violence, an accident, or a suicide attempt than self defense. (He also goes off on a long diversion about how a poorly trained gun owner is unlikely to use one well even when self defense is involved.) As a result, from a public health perspective, there's little doubt that a gun at home is generally a negative risk factor.

And, from the author's perspective, that's probably inevitable. "Regular citizens with guns, who are sometimes tired, angry, drunk, or afraid, and who are not trained in dispute resolution, have lots of opportunities for inappropriate gun use," he wrote. "People engage in innumerable annoying and somewhat hostile interactions with each other in the course of a lifetime." In contrast, the opportunities to use guns in a context where the user isn't any of the above are probably always going to be rare.

m0nde
02-04-2013, 12:14 AM
well I'm not actually a bipolar bogan who's highest qualification is a pass in a short TAFE course who still lives at home with his parents for free shelter and food well into adulthood

I'm a highly educated person who's travelled much more extensively and has much more life experience than Tim who you seem to be getting me mixed up with when you use the term "bogan"then why do you seem to fit every criteria of white trash?

being on welfare, sounding like a westie, having no class
i thought you live in some shithole with a bedsheet over the window and never wash

am i misunderstanding what the term bogan means?

Lisa Claus
02-04-2013, 12:22 AM
then why do you seem to fit every criteria of white trash?

being on welfare, sounding like a westie, having no class
i thought you live in some shithole with a bedsheet over the window and never wash

am i misunderstanding what the term bogan means?nope

that's just not even a close let alone accurate description of me or how I live

sounding like a "westie"? LOL no such thing in Australia

I have the exact same accent as Tim and I've travelled right around Australia unlike Tim who has only ever lived in a room in his parent's house, never had a job and has frankly no education that is world class and recognised as such

m0nde
02-04-2013, 12:27 AM
nope

that's just not even a close let alone accurate description of me or how I live

sounding like a "westie"? LOL no such thing in Australia

I have the exact same accent as Tim and I've travelled right around Australia unlike Tim who has only ever lived in a room in his parent's house, never had a job and has frankly no education that is world class and recognised as suchloool, "world class and recognised as such"

Lisa Claus
02-04-2013, 12:39 AM
loool, "world class and recognised as such"well Sid

my degrees are

the universities I went to have both been university of the year the year I got in... because I was able to get into any damn university I pleased and so wanted the best ones that offered the subjects I wanted to do

and I studied with people who came from all around the world just to study the degrees I was doing because fact is many univerity degrees overseas and even from some univresities in Australia are NOT recognised world wide

Mine are.

I saw the schools you went to, Flag posted them remember

I doubt very much you can say the same of your qualifications

that is why many foreigners when they come to another country... even if they were qualified doctors in their own shitty country end up driving cabs because their qualifications are not internationally recognised

Mine are though

And as far as my teaching qualifications, mine are high for even Australia and Australian teachers are very much sought after all around the world... why? Because our training and degrees are much more intense than in most countries, a lot more so than in America for example. I actually studied with Americans who had come all the way to Australia to do their study and training for just that very reason.

lnopia the great
02-04-2013, 12:42 AM
did that help facilitate your pet shop clerc training or did you get to skip it all together?

m0nde
02-04-2013, 12:45 AM
so you've never been out of your country and you believe you're somehow well-travelled. okay...
and somehow this is an insult to barryshithead who's some 20 year old kid who you think has never gone anywhere

the place i finished my degree was a top level school but i did go to several others
also i took speficic courses for certain things at community colleges
idk, i guess that makes you better than me since you took 2 months of psychology at university of melbourne (literally the only good school i can think of in australia)

Lexi Persimmons
02-04-2013, 12:49 AM
why are you justifying yourself to some ding bat from Victoria?

Lisa Claus
02-06-2013, 03:37 AM
oh btw everyone, i'm sure you've all noticed me online at times these past several weeks, usually in barry related threads

its a lil experiment of mine to see how often barry would be watching my activity- i have at times reopened some threads to reread them, but most of the time i've just kept them open for hours to see how barry would react (and sometimes just briefly)

he almost without fail has been pming me every time he notices me online, even the times when i'm briefly doing so

in fact.... the last two of these came about when i had been online for probably less than 15 seconds:

http://gyazo.com/1f20cfc79901a7f2691979351626cf61.png?1359763509
http://gyazo.com/005f60eb979e68ed09266de29e95e830.png?1359763535
http://gyazo.com/2a7514aac9696d36d8b2962a51e92587.png?1359763555
http://gyazo.com/d1387a4ac7ec2baf55e6cb1452ced440.png?1359763582
http://gyazo.com/ae62734b91d254a86f32beb78a584dfc.png?1359763600
http://gyazo.com/5e39a7685737157008aba09afa0040dc.png?1359763640
http://gyazo.com/27ecce60b9397e02434f455edf2f9f85.png
(i took these last 2 the moment i got them, but i like the last one better w/ the koala bears)

so yeah tim, gj on letting yourself get trolled while i barely lift a finger lmao

timmy
02-06-2013, 04:40 AM
thanks lisa :magpi:

Autistic Spectrum
04-26-2014, 11:44 AM
gush is really unfunny

Autistic Spectrum
04-26-2014, 11:47 AM
yes thanks for the PM Gush

I did mis this because on xmas I awoke in hospital after my 30 year old stunt double brother bashed me... then after being discharged I was wondering the streets of Sydney where I met my x b/f who I was probably fucking at the time of this topic

Mind you you do seem to be the only other woman of any intelligence in this forum and you should post more

as you may well know I have left this forum... I'm really good at leaving forums, I think I left EMINEM.COM about 2,000 times in my 11 years of posting there

so yeah... I left this forum
your brother owns

Autistic Spectrum
04-26-2014, 11:52 AM
a gay stunt double who beat the shit out of you,, he's living out each and every one of our dreams,,, lisa your brother rules,

Gentleman Doli
04-26-2014, 02:00 PM
Tims hole is damaged

maks
12-12-2017, 07:41 PM
barry has a pretty bad case of peyronies

https://i.imgur.com/XyQcxJO.gif

maks
12-12-2017, 07:41 PM
for some reason I couldn't quote the first post itt

juji
12-12-2017, 11:07 PM
This is insane thread

Autistic Spectrum
01-12-2018, 09:45 AM
Who hasnt seen tims bent dick like 10 millon times in tinychat

maks
01-12-2018, 10:50 AM
Tims hole is damaged

juji
01-12-2018, 12:55 PM
Not sure why these pics are form 2012 or probably she added text in photoshop