we watched 'Troy' on dvd on the 60 inch TV

[timmy]

then we fucked for a good 30 minutes and i came inside her, we both showered etc and went to bed together.
the next morning I made her and myself eggs and buttered toast, gave her a glass of OJ, watched TV for about 20 minutes then fucked again and I came inside her again. we cleaned up, showered, then I dropped her off home. she said she would love to do this again.

[timmy]

by came inside i mean there was no rubber

[timmy]

that feel when you watch your cum drip out of her pussy and down your shaft

[Gentleman Doli]

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[timmy]

same old hole, it will never change

[Shake It Brother]

raged

[Lexi Persimmons]

Dear Tim A. You will never touch my hole again. You fucking whore.

[timmy]

a bunch of girls thousands of miles away gettin mad whats wrong i am single i can fuck who i want

[Gentleman Doli]

tims very definitely true and real story abouat haveing sex tha he shared on the ruby net YTMNSFW forums has drivven women all over teh world into a mad fury. they are comeing for his hole they are comeing to danmage his hole

[timmy]

what would u have me do film it u sick fuck

[Lexi Persimmons]

http://i.imgur.com/DzKF5.jpg

[Shake It Brother]

there's no need to lie tim, we all know a swimmer's body can't get you very far when it belongs to someone as autistic as you

[timmy]

not if its just casual sex

[clay]

was this with gush or what, im confused

[timmy]

:yeaok::snickers:

[rubycalaber]

by came inside i mean there was no rubber

can I be the step father?

[timmy]

can I be the step father?

if she was lying about being on the pill that will be her problem, shes going back to her country in 2 months.

[rubycalaber]

she could probably sue you for child support

imagine there being a little barry out there in 9 months time...

[timmy]

that would give me a reason to change my name to what ive always wanted it to be and move to melbourne and hang out with some old friends

[juji]

there's no need to lie tim, we all know a swimmer's body can't get you very far when it belongs to someone as autistic as you

You should have done in opposite way, youre autistic as fuck on your photos


http://i.imgur.com/GWQbc.png

[rubycalaber]

autistic doesnt mean cute

its just a coincidence barry is both

[Stalin]

every woman on the planet says she's on the pill barry

half of them "forget" to take a pill or two, then gg you're a dad

you're so gullible it's like watching a small child lmao

[juji]

Why did you stop posting here since some weeks ago?

[juji]

every woman on the planet says she's on the pill barry

half of them "forget" to take a pill or two, then gg you're a dad

you're so gullible it's like watching a small child lmao


Who are you?

[Stalin]

Who are you?

old school ytmnd-era nigga come here to see dis thread

[juji]

old school ytmnd-era nigga come here to see dis thread

Probably a nice shitty alt

[juji]

General Doli had sex with Hitler and got pregnant, then What Stalin would do?

[Stalin]

Probably a nice shitty alt

no

[Stalin]

General Doli had sex with Hitler and got pregnant, then What Stalin would do?

also no

[maks]

if she was lying about being on the pill that will be her problem, shes going back to her country in 2 months.

you never take a girl's word for it barry, it's not that hard to pull out just to be safe

[maks]

every woman on the planet says she's on the pill barry

half of them "forget" to take a pill or two, then gg you're a dad


wisdom itt. listen to this man, tim.

[lnopia the great]

i know that feel b

[lnopia the great]

gushing my cum just inside her lips and a little outside then having her best friend/twin sister eat her out uhhhhnnnn

[blumpkin blownuts]

you never take a girl's word for it barry, it's not that hard to pull out just to be safe

what about when she demands you cum inside her is that bad news? i was actually counting her bc pills before we would fuck to see if she was taking them but not every time, and i was afraid to do it

[maks]

what about when she demands you cum inside her is that bad news? i was actually counting her bc pills before we would fuck to see if she was taking them but not every time, and i was afraid to do it

demand or request? when a chick starts demanding anything at all I'm out the door

[blumpkin blownuts]

"i want you to do it while you're inside me"
is what she said, and she was pretty firm about it. made me not want to and my dick was all desensitized from j/o too much anyway so it wasn't worth letting me fuck on her for an hour and finally it caused her to dump me
i probably dodged a bullet though this is the one who was half-itallian half-lebbo and her hairy pussy smelled like armpits. tasted like a regular pussy though

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like demanding chicks if im tied down and we're playing that way
but i prefer to do the tying down and commandign

[Gentleman Doli]

General Doli had sex with Hitler and got pregnant, then What Stalin would do?

I am having Hitlers babey

[maks]

"i want you to do it while you're inside me"
is what she said, and she was pretty firm about it. made me not want to and my dick was all desensitized from j/o too much anyway so it wasn't worth letting me fuck on her for an hour and finally it caused her to dump me
i probably dodged a bullet though this is the one who was half-itallian half-lebbo and her hairy pussy smelled like armpits. tasted like a regular pussy though

yeah I would have kicked her to the curb as soon as I shot my wad (on the sheets). you know a bit about my personality from having posted with me for so many years, the parts of my posting style where I don't respond well to demands and expect respect from the people I interact with are not gimmicks.

[maks]

i like demanding chicks if im tied down and we're playing that way
but i prefer to do the tying down and commandign

maybe I'm weird but I never get sick of plain old missionary style fucking, I don't get people who are into all this rioleplaying shit it just seems like a lot of work to get to the same end result

[blumpkin blownuts]

it's a fetish, and unfortunately it can be alot harder for fetishist to climax when not engaging in it

[blumpkin blownuts]

you don't even let the girl be on top? changing up pisitions has been helpful, for me and my partners anyway

[blumpkin blownuts]

i have some pretty twisted fetishes myself, im trying to decide if i should elaborate

[maks]

I prefer she be on top if I'm drunk but that's a practical thing it doesn't turn me on any more or less than plain old sex

[rubycalaber]

i have some pretty twisted fetishes myself, im trying to decide if i should elaborate

you met up with ramen which is the sickest thing possible and we still like you so feel free to share

[maks]

"going out to meet a butt licker from the internet mom, don't wait up!"

[timmy]

wisdom itt. listen to this man, tim.
i understand women lie all the time but hey this girl has to be in france for studies shes doing lots of uni work and her parents would probably disown her if she got pregnant to some chicken farmer in oz...

i know that feel b
yea first time u do it it ruins sex forever

[Desolation]

Good shit barry fam, loving those details bruh

[maks]

i understand women lie all the time but hey this girl has to be in france for studies shes doing lots of uni work and her parents would probably disown her if she got pregnant to some chicken farmer in oz...


I'm not even saying she's lying, maybe she forgot, maybe it just didn't work, etc. Don't put your life in the hands of someone you barely know.

[timmy]

im pretty sure my being a chicken farmer is enough motivation to take the pill

[timmy]

but yea stupid of me to do that...

[timmy]

i literally had a nap for 3 hours and had a dream taht i had a child thanks to all you guys in this thread now im getting anxious

[maks]

worst case scenario you drive her down to the abortion clinic and vacuum that little fucker out of there

[timmy]

yea im sure she would rather that since shes on her way to becoming a much more successful person than me

[plusle riot]

I'm not even saying she's lying, maybe she forgot, maybe it just didn't work, etc. Don't put your life in the hands of someone you barely know.

yeah, antibiotics are known to make the pill ineffective. although if i were Tim, i'd be more concerned with getting myself tested. banging foreign strangers unprotected is just asking for it. and asking them if they have anything before you slip it in doesn't count, tim.

[timmy]

doesnt having a disease mean it will look like somethings wrong with her area? it looked clean as heck perfect white skin

[plusle riot]

believe it or not tim, people with herpes don't always have weeping sores, they only occur on outbreaks. also some people don't actually have the virus but carry the germ which can be passed on. and hiv isn't physically visible.

[timmy]

well it might be a shock to you but i am a dumb ass

[timmy]

i was under the impression that herpes couldnt be transmitted without those sores being there, and that aids was only transmittable through bodily fluids

[plusle riot]

just go to one of those free clinics and get yourself tested, and for fuck's sake use a rubber next time.

[plusle riot]

i was under the impression that herpes couldnt be transmitted without those sores being there, and that aids was only transmittable through bodily fluids

how do you think the vagina gets wet? jesus, tim. i gave you more credit than that.

[timmy]

how can it enter my dick hole wouldnt i have to drink her fluids or some shit

[timmy]

maybe i wont go down on a fling ever again if thats the case

[rubycalaber]

so vaginas get wet from AIDS hmm ok

jeez this sex stuff is complicated

[rubycalaber]

tims dick hole is damaged

[Gentleman Doli]

i have some pretty twisted fetishes myself, im trying to decide if i should elaborate

literally no one cares dude lol

[Gentleman Doli]

ma n i rely wondar what wierd festishe the boys on YTMNSFW are into...

[rubycalaber]

I deeply care

[plusle riot]

I deeply care

ic™

[maks]

i was under the impression that herpes couldnt be transmitted without those sores being there, and that aids was only transmittable through bodily fluids

it's easier to catch it if she's got an outbreak, but you can still catch it pretty much any time

it's nearly impossible for a man to catch aids from a woman but nearly impossible isn't good enough when you're dealing with something that can kill you

[maks]

ic™

iwascare™

[plusle riot]

i care the most :roy4l:

[Gentleman Doli]

I deeply care

you care? :smug:

[Gentleman Doli]

lol a bunch of caretards in here

[maks]

lol a bunch of caretards in here

scareth

[rubycalaber]

i care the most :roy4l:

requascat in pache roy4l

[blumpkin blownuts]

how can it enter my dick hole wouldnt i have to drink her fluids or some shit

micro-tears in the penis allow girlyjuice to seep in doesn't matter how gentle you are
if you bareback with someone shes IN YOUR BLOOD for the rest of your life.

[maks]

found elezzark on the android marketplace

"What thd hell.. update just say your new game... this game was adicted in 5 years.. but until then... that will be boring... yeah i know your new game is good and i really enjoy play that. But please you must update this game too."

[rubycalaber]

hes been betrayed to by an upgrade reason

[doctor remulak]

i care the most :roy4l:

I am Doctor Remulak.

[Desolation]

ignore these squares barry fam, raw dog or go home. BDNC ... Balls deep no condom

[maks]

I'm not telling him to wear a condom, I'm telling him to pull out

[Lexi Persimmons]

We must help bob recover from his gay fetishes.

[Desolation]

ignore these dorks barry, cum deep in a bitch then spit on her face

[Lexi Persimmons]

deso would you give me some head?

[blumpkin blownuts]

We must help bob recover from his gay fetishes.

what are you even talking about, are you queer for me or something?
my only fetish is hard vore and bloodplay, i like a girl to chew my neck or shoulder until it's pouring blood and drink the blood while im fucking her. better yet i want to give a girl a bloody bite wound but thats never happened yet i guess ill have to go to some fucking twilight-con for this

[Desolation]

Coitus interruptus is for bookworms yall

[Shake It Brother]

what are you even talking about, are you queer for me or something?
my only fetish is hard vore and bloodplay,

and teenage girls

[Gentleman Doli]

hard vore and bloodplay. err i am a normal person

[blumpkin blownuts]

tenn girls look fucking gross cuz im a big giant fag

[m0nde]

then we fucked for a good 30 minutes and i came inside her, we both showered etc and went to bed together.
the next morning I made her and myself eggs and buttered toast, gave her a glass of OJ, watched TV for about 20 minutes then fucked again and I came inside her again. we cleaned up, showered, then I dropped her off home. she said she would love to do this again.what a dumb cunt, cumming in her without a condom - even if she says she's on the pill
good luck when you have to talk her into having an abortion, moran

[timmy]

ignore these squares barry fam, raw dog or go home. BDNC ... Balls deep no condom


ignore these dorks barry, cum deep in a bitch then spit on her face

<3

[timmy]

what a dumb cunt, cumming in her without a condom - even if she says she's on the pill
good luck when you have to talk her into having an abortion, moran

this girl be fluent in 5 languages and studying to become an interpreter im pre sure im safe dude, why would a smart girl ruin her life with a baby

[timmy]

raw dog 4 life

[m0nde]

this girl be fluent in 5 languages and studying to become an interpreter im pre sure im safe dude, why would a smart girl ruin her life with a babyexactly

why would any girl not make some random guy she's fucking wear a condom and let him cum in her?
she doesn't know whether you have a dirty dick either

points aren't piling up for her being that smart

[timmy]

exactly

why would any girl not make some random guy she's fucking wear a condom and let him cum in her?
she doesn't know whether you have a dirty dick either

points aren't piling up for her being that smart
raw dog4life

[blumpkin blownuts]

condoms hurt me so i dont have much choice thats why i'm real selective

[timmy]

get the xxxl size bob

[blumpkin blownuts]

ive never tried magnum size i'm too shy to let the store clerk find out im hauling a wide load

[blumpkin blownuts]

"master dan takes his log for a walk"

[maks]

exactly

why would any girl not make some random guy she's fucking wear a condom and let him cum in her?
she doesn't know whether you have a dirty dick either

points aren't piling up for her being that smart

well, when i was kid, my dad is gone to USA during some years, i went to school which teachs about nature science, i didn't care about sexual health, i always think my penis is so gross, when my dad came, he forced me go to shower togheter, he noticed about my penis is not hygienic, he was pissed off much, so he forced me to how to open foreskin to get rid of solid white mucus, i tried it but i can't cause it hurts and sometimes i scream.
when my uncle bought a sexy bikini magazine, and he is gone, i just sneaked into uncle's room and i got his magazine, i saw some gorgeous sexy bikinis with thongs, it made me erection, also it hurts, i stopped reading, i went to bathroom, my penis was bleeding i don't know what happened that, well i was forced to remove foreskin, but not cut, using my fingers, i can't handle it so much.
sometimes i pull my foreskin goes to my testicles, sometimes it hurts until it reachs by 2 months, also i removed my foreskin, my dad and me go to shower again, he was satisfied and i may clean my outside of glans cus there a lot of solid white mucus
that's all

[blumpkin blownuts]

reddit subscribed

[Gentleman Doli]

well, when i was kid, my dad is gone to USA during some years, i went to school which teachs about nature science, i didn't care about sexual health, i always think my penis is so gross, when my dad came, he forced me go to shower togheter, he noticed about my penis is not hygienic, he was pissed off much, so he forced me to how to open foreskin to get rid of solid white mucus, i tried it but i can't cause it hurts and sometimes i scream.
when my uncle bought a sexy bikini magazine, and he is gone, i just sneaked into uncle's room and i got his magazine, i saw some gorgeous sexy bikinis with thongs, it made me erection, also it hurts, i stopped reading, i went to bathroom, my penis was bleeding i don't know what happened that, well i was forced to remove foreskin, but not cut, using my fingers, i can't handle it so much.
sometimes i pull my foreskin goes to my testicles, sometimes it hurts until it reachs by 2 months, also i removed my foreskin, my dad and me go to shower again, he was satisfied and i may clean my outside of glans cus there a lot of solid white mucus
that's all

sensational stuff

[Shake It Brother]

well, when i was kid, my dad is gone to USA during some years, i went to school which teachs about nature science, i didn't care about sexual health, i always think my penis is so gross, when my dad came, he forced me go to shower togheter, he noticed about my penis is not hygienic, he was pissed off much, so he forced me to how to open foreskin to get rid of solid white mucus, i tried it but i can't cause it hurts and sometimes i scream.
when my uncle bought a sexy bikini magazine, and he is gone, i just sneaked into uncle's room and i got his magazine, i saw some gorgeous sexy bikinis with thongs, it made me erection, also it hurts, i stopped reading, i went to bathroom, my penis was bleeding i don't know what happened that, well i was forced to remove foreskin, but not cut, using my fingers, i can't handle it so much.
sometimes i pull my foreskin goes to my testicles, sometimes it hurts until it reachs by 2 months, also i removed my foreskin, my dad and me go to shower again, he was satisfied and i may clean my outside of glans cus there a lot of solid white mucus
that's all

[Gentleman Doli]

elz "for the win"

[maks]

elezzark rules I hope he comes back some day

[m0nde]

well, when i was kid, my dad is gone to USA during some years, i went to school which teachs about nature science, i didn't care about sexual health, i always think my penis is so gross, when my dad came, he forced me go to shower togheter, he noticed about my penis is not hygienic, he was pissed off much, so he forced me to how to open foreskin to get rid of solid white mucus, i tried it but i can't cause it hurts and sometimes i scream.
when my uncle bought a sexy bikini magazine, and he is gone, i just sneaked into uncle's room and i got his magazine, i saw some gorgeous sexy bikinis with thongs, it made me erection, also it hurts, i stopped reading, i went to bathroom, my penis was bleeding i don't know what happened that, well i was forced to remove foreskin, but not cut, using my fingers, i can't handle it so much.
sometimes i pull my foreskin goes to my testicles, sometimes it hurts until it reachs by 2 months, also i removed my foreskin, my dad and me go to shower again, he was satisfied and i may clean my outside of glans cus there a lot of solid white mucus
that's allleads to giving birth to tards?

[Desolation]

rawdog4life

[timmy]

rawdog4life

[internutt]

actually barrys gif of the cat eating pancakes looks very tasty i wantta the pancakeuhs

[internutt]

this girl be fluent in 5 languages and studying to become an interpreter im pre sure im safe dude, why would a smart girl ruin her life with a baby

lol you should try "be fluent" in one before posting on an internet forum lmao

[timmy]

yea i dont know english what am i even typing lmao

[internutt]

lol bary is flipping out right now hahaha

[timmy]

choose your next posts carefully

[internutt]

hi barry i just woke up

[internutt]

im so sick of the politics. that damn president, what do they think theyre doing with that new law about government policies?

[timmy]

i live in a mud hut

[internutt]

yeah tmi tbh

[Camoron]

watcvhing a shit quality DVD on a 60 inch tv... is this the australian dream tim? having sex with a girl who probably looks like chibbi then tip toeing around, cant take a shower cause you might wake mom. proceed to post about it for the next 2 weeks

[Desolation]

i dont think i ever saw a picture of chibbi

[Camoron]

well you are in luck because I dont have any.

[blumpkin blownuts]

chibbi was very large, very "scene" and listened to a fuckton of rammstein

[maks]

she's apparently a lesbian now, shocking I know

[m0nde]

http://chibbi-american.newgrounds.com/

[maks]

http://chibbi-american.newgrounds.com/

YOU SIR GET A FREE INTARWEBZ!
the fact that you used popcorn as the song really tied it together, in fact i think that would be the best choice for this game. i loved the angles, effectively challenging but not to hard to make you give up. i like the style, retro but modern at the same time. keep up the great work!

[plusle riot]

YOU HAVE A PUSSY
I HAVE A DICK-AH
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
LET'S DO IT QUIIIICK

[plusle riot]

*before you change your mind(im barry))

[maks]

YOU HAVE A PUSSY
I HAVE A DICK-AH
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
LET'S DO IT QUIIIICK

YOU SIR GET A FREE INTARWEBZ!

[maks]

I especially liked how your vagina was retro but modern at the same time

[plusle riot]

ty bb my bagine is timeless. it's a classic and you know how Paul_ fells about the classics

[maks]

gotta :P the classics

[plusle riot]

close enough

[plusle riot]

:p dis classic

[maks]

double entendre

that's my word of the day btw

[plusle riot]

i noticed gj

[maks]

do I get a free intrawebz?

[plusle riot]

YOU SIR GET A FREE INTARWEBZ! and you get a free intrawebz! and you get a free intrawebz! and you get a free intrawebz! and you get a free intrawebz!

[plusle riot]

i am oprah. i can hand out free intrawebz like that

[maks]

Get your own free intrawebz at myfreeintrawebzmaker.com

[plusle riot]

made your own free intrawebz with the church sign generator.

[maks]

nobody doesn't like forcing memes

[blumpkin blownuts]

can i has a intarweb =3 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL