mmmmm ahhhhh *yans and stratches very wide*

[internutt]

im s restful

[Desolation]

Good morning, you get enough sleep angel?

[internutt]

yes! i hardly got ayn sleep over the past few days (its b een so stressfuL). ut last night i slept like a baby!

[Desolation]

i saw in that other thread you wanted some pancakes.

Slip into the shower and i'll make you some, lovely ^_~

[internutt]

ok

[internutt]

first i gotta check for updates on the microblog blogosphere community

[Desolation]

#techsavvy

[maks]

what was christmas like in whatever weird country you're in now?

[plusle riot]

she's in korea, and coincidentally i have spent christmas there back in 2000. it was really weird. amazingly they have a huge christian following there, i was at a club watching a a hot redhead russian stripper doing her thing and the christian brigade paraded down the strip and handed out wrapped up presents which were just ecru colored pantyhose with a santa leading the group. there was also a blizzard happening at the same time so i wore the pantyhose on my head on my walk back to my hotel.

[plusle riot]

i spent the new year there too and i dranka few bottles of soju and ended up with my arms wrapped around armatage shanks

[maks]

yeah my friend dated a korean and she was almost scarily christian which is a shame because I really wanted her to commit seppuku but that is verboten under the jesus system

[plusle riot]

you may want to date a jap next time

[maks]

I'm not all that into asians tbh they're too whiney

[plusle riot]

i like how they always sound like they're suffering during sex but that's about it

[Garfield]

their pussys are sideways and im not flexible enough to begin to have sex with one

[maks]

i like how they always sound like they're suffering during sex but that's about it

yeah and the foot bindings and white makeup all over their faces and chopsticks in their hair it's just too much for me I'll stick to focusing my energy on white girls with the occasional puerto rican thrown in for flavor

[Garfield]

isnt ramen porto rican?

[plusle riot]

she's honduran which makes her the dirty nigger of the hispanic race

[maks]

isnt ramen porto rican?

yes but I have higher standards I have a strict 'no fat butt licking whores' policy