Ok so "Caggles" is way better than "cag", "cag" is a fucktarded loser so who are they?

[Lisa Battery]

Who is "cag" (aside from being a retarded fucking loser)

Who is "Caggles"? (The much better cag option)

I would like the investigative team to work on that today and get back to me by lunchtime.

Thanks.

[cag]

imnotacatkillerlikeu

[Lisa Battery]

Yeah you're the crap cag

Are you clari55a?

[Lisa Battery]

And if so who is "caggles"?

[cag]

are you the penguin island middle aged skank whore with a brown vagina that swindled virgin Sherman of his heart and worldly possessions

[Lisa Battery]

Well you're a fucking idiot whoever you are

And pathetic for you both not to fess up to me

[Lisa Battery]

caggles not so bad

But weak as if yous don't tell me who you are

[Lisa Battery]

I thought jon made a post with the cag account so I tell you what I think

I'm thinking the cag account is claris5a and that jon posted with it the time I saw that post that looked like a jon post

And I don't know who caggles is so they are nobody unless one of you fucking losers just tells me

[Lisa Battery]

OR... Now get this.... What if.... what if jon is just a bigger loser than I ever knew and he is "cag" and "caggles" is cag aka clarisa and all of a sudden now she isn't as much of raving fucktard anymore

See I don't know, I can only hazard guesses

So you're both fucking idiots anyway so tell me

[Lisa Battery]

So I want the right names on both of your work on my desk by lunch or I'm failing you both at posting.

[urkles girlfriend]

i am the actual cag that lives with jon, jon doesn't post on the dead forum anymore. i dunno who cag is :mystery:

[cag]

i am the actual cag that cybered with marco, Kathleen marco's wife doesn't post on forums anymore. i dunno who Caggles is :mystery:

[urkles girlfriend]

Calling the police you're going to try an take out a loan with my shitty stripper credit.

[Lisa Battery]

SUBTERRANEAN Lisa: SHERMAN's "30k", IPADS, DIAMONDS, WEED, CAR REPAIRS.. ETC


^ are you going to tell me that was not jon using the "cag" account?

[Lisa Battery]

Who the fuck are you people

[Lisa Battery]

Or is Caggles clarisa aka cag and cag is marco?

[urkles girlfriend]

Why would my boyfriend be using the cag account? I can always ask him to see who it is he is an admin or just ask ruby who probably doesn't care enough to check. I like like danger and mystery so i will just let it ride

[urkles girlfriend]

Other cag you're being really really mean!

[urkles girlfriend]

Posting from krogers bathroom. Tampon check

[Lisa Battery]

Lol

i don't think it's really a bothering admin issue for me

But you can come off it and just tell me, I can't possibly respect you otherwise

And I'd rather know who is behind what posts, like I'd rather know is that actually cag who I think is a retarded fucking loser or someone else or is that cag who's posts are slightly amusing or someone else if so who, so yeah I'd rather know so when I base my opinion of someone based on their posts it's attributed to the actually responsible person

Also I don't hide who I am and regardless of whoever the fuck you are I deserve enough that you fess up to who you are otherwise you're a fucking idiot and loser anyway.

[Lisa Battery]

Posting from krogers bathroom. Tampon check

Lol
If you are cag I'll eat my hat and actually like you

[Lisa Battery]

i want an honest straight forward answer from either of you about who is using what account just for my own knowledge

[urkles girlfriend]

Yeah im cag. I sprayed summers eve cooter spray all over myself by accident

[Lisa Battery]

And one of you is someone else if not both of you and you both know who I am so who's going to give me a straight forward answer about who both are

[Lisa Battery]

Yeah im cag. I sprayed summers eve cooter spray all over myself by accident
Then who is "cag"?

You both know who the other is either way so either of you can tell me

[Lisa Battery]

Either of you needs to first tell me who the other is and then tell me who they are

Otherwise I'm going right ahead and thinking the shit "cag" is cag and "caggles" is some dumb fag who wants to play boring silly buggers and I'm not even sure who you are LOL idiot

[Lisa Battery]

So if you're real cag then unless you want to blamed for being "fuckatrd cag" you tell me who "fucktard cag" is

And caggles you need to tell me who "cag" is and who you are

It has to be done in that order

[Lisa Battery]

Why either of you would want to be known as "fucktard cag" is beyond me

So if Caggles is real cag you go ask jon who "fucktard cag" is

And if fucktard cag is real cag then you're a fucktard

Capish?

[urkles girlfriend]

Im far too boring and tired to be mean anymore after settling in with my beloved jon. Also the puppy is a lot of work and requires constant supervision

[Lisa Battery]

Ok caggles

Well I've done the game theory maths on this and neither of you are leaving this forum until I find out what the values of a, b and x are in:
caggles = a
cag = b
clarisa = x
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU????? = y

So it's something like ....

2(b/a) = x AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?????

[Lisa Battery]

i did the spaths on it

So I need to check your answers

[Lisa Battery]

So if each of you tell me who the other one is first and then who yourself is

Even if you are lying as long as one of you is actually clarissa and as long as the WHO THE FUCK FUCK ARE YOU???? is named by clarissa it doesn't matter if WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU????? lies and doesn't matter what they say, the spaths is clear

Clarisa will either be a or b and the value of WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU????? will be known

It's simple spaths

Street spaths

[Lisa Battery]

http://www.energygroove.net/images/clip_image002_008.jpg

[Lisa Battery]

So I thought I'd post about photons to pass the time while I get to the bottom of this...

So "caggles"... If you are clarissa who is your fucktard stalker "cag" (who also stalks me and pretends to be you and sometimes pretends to be you pretending to be me)?

"Cag" if you are clarissa who is "caggles"?

[urkles girlfriend]

probably jihad josh or something

[urkles girlfriend]

OR IT COULD BE A RIFT IN ALTERNATE REALITIES AND SPLIT MY PROFILE AND PERSONALITY IN TWO.

[Lisa Battery]

probably jihad josh or something

Fucking oath bitch

So I will go with

you being clarisa

Cag is wendy

I have also blamed you for a lot of that fucktard's fucktardness and lonely ass retard stalking

Wendy you are a fucking fucktard "cag" and you are not even real cag and you are way more retard stripper stalker fucktard piece of shit demented loser than clarissa

Go fuck yourself fucktard "cag"

How god damn fucking old are you? OLD is fucking what.

[Lisa Battery]

And real cag

i'm sorry for any hating on you I have done thinking what wendy did was you

[Lisa Battery]

So you cam stop your try hard retard bullshit wendy

You're a fucking no-life loser

You want help? because you're as dumb as dog shit and you're getting nothing by being a spastic obsessed stalking jealous old fucking loser

[Lisa Battery]

Both of you bitches go read a science book

[Lisa Battery]

Ufotard I'm a juggalo now so fuck you

[Lisa Battery]

So that's sorted

And now you can go fuck yourselves with your own gaslighting narcissist retards

losers

Eat shit.

And I'm not sure to what extent I'm sorry to clarissa for any misdirected hate but I think it's clear there is plenty that wendy is actually responsible for

You no-life simple leech, suck shit.

[Lisa Battery]

Yeah and before that they were cagordon pretending to be cag and they are a fucking loser, such a played out old dumb fucking loser

[Lisa Battery]

i was just flicking back through a few pages

And such a pathetic dumb fucking loser

[cag]

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/images/smilies/triggered.gif

[Lisa Battery]

Nope.

you have no wit, are a loser and the most pathetic old slag

You are like an inferior and shit person in every way